Chapter 3: "Good" and "Son"
The man in white also walked up to his little brother at this time, and without saying a word, snatched the golden gun that the maroon man held in the palm of his hand, and then punched him in the nose, knocking him to the side.
The man in white checked the golden gun in his palm, and said to the little brother next to him with a cold snort, "It's mine." ”
After declaring the sovereignty of the golden gun to the younger brother, the gang boss of the man in white grinned widely, and couldn't stop laughing, "It's really made of gold!" ”
The man in the maroon shirt, the gangster brother, rubbed his injured head, and his expression was like an angry little daughter-in-law, "I just got my hand, and now it's empty!" ”
He suddenly remembered the instructions given to him by the fortune teller who had just given him.
The instructions said that he would have a windfall and get gold today, but it was empty in the blink of an eye.
Now it has been fully fulfilled.
He couldn't help but cry out "wow", "That chick is so smart!" ”
The one who told them fortune just now was a milky chick.
"What about the Spirit?" The gang boss stared at the golden gun in his eyes, kept rubbing, and replied to the younger brother's words angrily.
"You're going to be flattened!" The gangster laughed happily, which showed that he was already very dissatisfied with this boss in his heart. It's just that he usually doesn't dare to attack because of his obscenity.
The fortune teller just now not only gave instructions to the gangster brother, but also to the gang boss, saying that he would have a bloody disaster today and would be beaten!
"Flat me? Who dares to flatten me? When the gang boss heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said.
As soon as the words fell, a fist smashed into the forehead of the gang boss, and with the order of "Flat him", several military uniforms with rifles rushed over, pushed the gang man aside and beat him fiercely.
And a man in a dark military uniform also took a box gun and aimed it at the forehead of the gangster, so that he did not dare to act rashly.
At this time, a middle-aged man wearing an officer's uniform but disheveled clothes slapped the gangster brother on the chest fiercely, and said in a strong local accent, "It's so bold, I dare to pick up my golden gun!" ”
If there is someone from Xujia Town here, you will know that this officer is the town's feared military and political officer.
This man's favorite thing to do is to throw his golden gun aside and let someone who doesn't know the truth pick it up, and then he will run out and take a group of younger brothers to convict and sentence the person who picked up the golden gun, and his favorite sentence is also his most common mantra, which is "shoot." ”
And this gangster boss and gangster brother are his way.
In the end, the gangster brother and the gang boss were ordered to be shot by the military and political officer, but before they died, they told the military and political officer about the magic of the iron plate divine calculation, so the military political officer became interested, and asked his subordinates and the criminals who were about to be shot to change into civilian clothes, and wanted to try the iron plate divine calculation.
The uniforms and criminals here have all run to change their clothes and not talk about it for the time being, but Huang Sheng's side has already come to the home of the ironclad god.
"It's huge. It seems that this iron god has made a lot of money. As soon as Huang Sheng entered the door, he couldn't help but chuckle when he saw the residence that occupied a large area and a few well-intentioned people lined up at the fortune teller.
Ren Tingting glanced at Huang Sheng, took Huang Sheng's hand and lined up at the back of the line, waiting.
It didn't take long for the first few people to calculate their fate, and it was Ren Tingting and Huang Sheng's turn.
And it was just such a moment of hard work, and there was a long queue behind Huang Sheng, which made Huang Sheng sigh that he was really famous and made money.
Even Uncle Nine, who has surrendered zombies, is not as famous.
Some of the fortune tellers in front of them left happily, while others hung their heads. This made Ren Tingting very nervous, and she pulled his little hand harder.
Huang Sheng smiled bitterly in his heart, but his face gave Ren Tingting a comforting look, and took her little hand to the table in the room where the iron plate god was located. Aunt Mei followed behind her with the flower pot that Huang Sheng had instructed.
As soon as he entered the room, Huang Sheng saw a woman dressed in gold and wearing black round-framed sunglasses sitting behind a table.
This situation was too familiar, so Huang Sheng couldn't help frowning, remembering the movies he had seen before, and then thinking about the two gangsters he had just met, he couldn't help but shake his head and chuckle in a low voice, "I'll just say why it's so strange, it turns out to be this movie!" ”
"What?" Ren Tingting, who was nervous, heard Huang Sheng's self-talk and immediately asked.
"Nothing." Huang Sheng shook his head.
"You may be seated. I don't know if the two gentlemen and Mrs. are looking at faces or fortune telling? At this time, the woman in gold asked generously and decently, so that Ren Tingting could not continue to ask.
After Huang Sheng helped Ren Tingting to sit on the stool carefully, Ren Tingting looked at the woman with a little expectation and a little doubt, and said softly, "I want to calculate the child in my belly, is it male or female?" ”
"Do you test men and women?" The woman in gold looked at Ren Tingting, who was nervous, and then at Huang Sheng, who was looking around, and asked repeatedly.
"Yes."
Ren Tingting looked at Huang Sheng next to him, and found that he didn't take the words of the gold-clothed woman to heart at all when he looked around, and his heart was a little hateful, and he couldn't help pinching the soft flesh on Huang Sheng's waist.
"Oops." Huang Sheng shouted a little painfully.
"What's wrong?" When he came back to his senses, he found that it was Ren Tingting's "poisonous hand", and asked a little angrily.
"Why don't you care?" Ren Tingting complained in a low voice.
"Isn't it you? Besides, isn't that what you want to test? Didn't I say that? It's the same to give birth to a boy and a girl, it's all our children......." Huang Sheng gushed endlessly, but seeing Ren Tingting's darker and darker face, he consciously closed his mouth.
"Huh. Madame, your husband is so enlightened. In fact, he is right, boys and girls are the same, and women are no worse than men. When the woman in gold heard what Huang Sheng said, she also said with a smile, which can be regarded as helping Huang Sheng to relieve the siege.
However, Huang Sheng on the side didn't appreciate it in his heart, although he was smiling on his face, he recalled a plot of the movie in his heart, someone was dissatisfied with the boy introduced by the matchmaker to his daughter, because they couldn't give birth to a boy.
Now someone is telling Ren Tingting that men and women are the same, it is really a human talk when you see people, and you talk nonsense when you see ghosts.
Ren Tingting listened to the words of the fortune teller of the gold-clothed woman, her face was not so nervous, she smiled sweetly, and said, "But I still want to give him a boy." ”
"Yes." The woman in gold looked at Huang Sheng and Ren Tingting again, nodded, and then said, "Okay." Madame, you write first. ”
The woman in gold took a small square of white paper and gave it to Ren Tingting.
Ren Tingting thought about it, took the brush, dipped it in ink, and wrote the word "good", which means that she hopes everything is fine.
The woman in gold got the words written by Ren Tingting, shook her head and smiled bitterly.
"What's wrong?" Ren Tingting asked nervously when she saw it.
"Madame, look. Good words, the left is female, the right is Zi, and when connected, it is female, which means that you will give birth to a daughter. The woman in gold told Ren Tingting's fortune telling.
"Huh?" Ren Tingting was very disappointed when she heard this, looked at the woman in gold, and said, "Master, I was playing with the test just now, can you let me test another word?" ”
The gold-clothed woman groaned for a moment and nodded, "Okay, but madam, I'm going to say ugly things first, and if I count it again, the result will be about the same." ”
"No, it won't." Ren Tingting was full of confidence, this time she thought about it for a while, and wrote the word "Zi" on the new square paper.
When the woman in gold saw this time, her face showed embarrassment.
"Ma'am, are you sure you want to listen?" The woman in gold asked cautiously.
"Say it." Ren Tingting glanced at Huang Sheng, and then plucked up the courage to say.
"What you write is a sub-character, and the words you write are beautiful, and the pen is done in one go. In this case, the sub-characters you write will become the characters of One and Ya. A girl, ma'am, your baby is really a daughter. The woman in gold explained in detail.
"How so?" Ren Tingting's eyes burst into tears when she heard this.
"Tingting, I said it, it's the same for boys and girls," Huang Sheng said helplessly.......
"No, master, I wasn't ready just now, I have to test another word." Ren Tingting still refused to accept her fate.
"Okay." The woman in gold thought for a while, agreed, and took out a new piece of paper again and gave it to Ren Tingting.
"Hey, those two, go down, Uncle Ben will test first!"
At this time, a rude voice came, followed by a slightly chubby man in casual clothes, with an arrogant look.
Huang Sheng looked back, and not far behind the rude man, there was a row of men in civilian clothes standing in a line.
And to the left and right of this line, there was also a tall serious man, and a man who cowered.
"It turned out to be the officer who appeared in the movie." Huang Sheng had a certain number in his heart.