Chapter 52: Sister Fairy is leaking
That night, Lin Yu sneakily knocked on the door of Duan Yu's room next door.
"Second brother, I'll send you a fairy sister!"
After a rush of footsteps in the room, the door creaked open.
Lin Yu strode into the threshold, then closed the door with one foot, winked at Duan Yu, smiled evilly, and said to himself with his left and right hands holding something Nunu, "Second brother, these are the two silicone dolls I gave you... Ahh ”
"This ....." Looking at the faces of the two immortal sisters, Duan Yu opened his mouth wide in shock.
"Surprised? Like it or not? Unhappy? ...... Forget it, don't ask, I already see a deep affection in your eyes..... That, two silicone dolls... Phew, where did the fairy sister put it for you, do you want to put it on the bed? ”
"No, no!" Duan Yu was anxious at this time, "Little brother is a mortal, how can you defile the innocence of the jade body of the two immortal sisters!" Just put it next to the table! Just be at the table! ”
"Okay!"
Lin Yu put the two dolls on the table, found two bricks to press their feet, kept them in a standing position, and then introduced them to the stunned Duan Yu.
"The fairy sister on the left is called Hatano Combination, you can call Sister Hata, and the fairy sister on the right is called Ji Ze Mingbu, you can call Sister Mingbu. Look at the faces of these two fairy sisters, are they unparalleled in their beauty? ”
"And this skin, delicate and ruddy and shiny, of course, little brother, you can also take off the clothes of the two fairy sisters and experience their inner beauty, which will definitely make you flutter like riding the void and resisting the wind, breaking the clouds for nine days."
"The two fairy sisters practice qigong, little brother, when you come into contact with them, don't puncture your skin, once you leak air, Da Luo Immortal can't save it! Don't forget! ”
"Eh, second brother, don't just stand there stupidly, come and touch it, and feel the gentle jade skin of the two fairy sisters."
Duan Yu swallowed his saliva, and there seemed to be a sense of rejection in his eyes, "So.... No... Not so good! ”
"What's so good, the two fairy sisters are very generous, don't say it's touching, even if you kiss them, you will forgive your recklessness!"
Lin Yu dragged Duan Yu's hand and touched it on the doll's face!
"How is it, is it as delicate as the eldest brother said?" Lin Yu asked with a smile.
"Also.... Good! Duan Yu's stupid expression, looking at his right hand with a wooden face, reminiscing about the feeling of touching it just now, there was a faint sense of self-blame in his heart.
"In that case, then the Northern Shengong and Ling Bo Weibu can not be given to the eldest brother!"
"Okay!" Duan Yu hadn't come out of the self-blame of the abrupt beauty just now, so he took out a cloth and handed it to Lin Yu.
Lin Yu couldn't wait to open the cloth, and when he saw the Northern Spiritual Skill and Ling Bo Weibu Technique above, his heart was extremely happy, and he patted Duan Yu on the shoulder, "Big brother won't disturb the good things of you and the two fairy sisters, good night!" ”
After speaking, Lin Yu hurriedly went out and studied the divine skills.
Lin Yu left, Duan Yu recovered from his stupid state, looked at the two silicone dolls in a daze, felt extremely guilty, bowed respectfully, and apologized in his mouth: "Two fairy sisters, I was offended by Xiaosheng just now, I hope the two fairy sisters don't blame!" ”
The fairy sister naturally didn't blame him, which made Duan Yu lose for a while, but in an instant, he put away his frustration, sat opposite the two fairy sisters, and started chatting with himself.
"Where do the two fairy sisters live in immortals? Do you have family? ”
As soon as he finished asking, Duan Yu blamed himself a little, "Duan Yu, are you stupid, the fairy sister must live in the sky!" ”
"Have the two fairy sisters ever been married?"
Then, Duan Yu replied with his frustration in his own eyes: "Sister Immortal is so beautiful, she must have a good son-in-law, Duan Yu, Duan Yu, why are you so abrupt!" ”
..........
In the dark night, a figure jumped up and down on the roof of the palace, a few ups and downs, and gently fell in front of the window of Duan Yu's bedroom, he carefully poked a hole in the window paper, and secretly looked inside.
I saw a white-clothed scholar in the room, chatting hotly with two beautiful women, which made him look a little embarrassed.
"Big brother asked me to arrest Duan Yu and threaten Duan Zhengming, I thought that if I shot in the middle of the night, I would be able to do it without knowing it, but I didn't expect it to be so late, there were still three people in the house!"
"I don't know how these three people's martial arts are, wait for me to try him!" The man in black thought to himself, picking up a small pebble next to him.
This person is the crane in the clouds at the end of the four wicked people, he was originally a flower thief on the rivers and lakes, and at this moment he saw that the woman in the house was as beautiful as a flower, so he had a little flirtatious thoughts, and with a flick of his fingers, the stone broke through the window and shot straight into the lower body of Sister Bodo.
After hitting the silicone doll, it touched the passionate voice setting at the same time, and also broke a hole in the silicone.
Suddenly, the rotten and intoxicating sound in the house sounded.
"Ahh Yes.... Jamai fell, Jamai fell ....."
At the same time, Sister Bodo's body, like a balloon, quickly dried up.
This made Duan Yu suddenly anxious, and he saw that the fairy sister was describing her emaciation, but she had no choice but to ask Sister Mingbu next to her for help.
"Sister Mingbu, Sister Bodo is so painful, Xiaosheng is willing to go to the soup and fire, and beg my sister to come to the rescue,"
It's a pity that Sister Mingbu didn't move her eyes.
The crane in the clouds outside the house was startled by this cry, thinking that he had been discovered, he hurriedly jumped to the side, and despised Duan Yu in his heart.
"I heard that this reputation is reasonable, but I didn't expect it to be so romantic! It's the same temperament as the crane in my clouds, do you want to take him as an apprentice? Inheriting the supreme skill of 72 styles of flower picking? ”
Yun Zhonghe was hesitating, and found that the light in the room next to Duan Yu was also on, he was curious, poked through the window paper and looked, only to see that there was also a white-clothed scholar inside, and he was holding a roll of cloth and reading it with relish.
This gave the crane in the clouds an illusion.
"Could it be that this person is Duan Yu?"
When I looked again, I saw that the scholar put away the cloth, then closed his eyes, and recited what he had just seen with words in his mouth.
Staying up all night and studying hard made Yun Zhonghe more and more sure that this person must be Duan Yu.
So Yun Zhonghe decisively broke into the door, quickly clicked on the scholar's acupoint, put it on his shoulder, and left quickly.
.....
Sister Bodo was so shriveled up at this time that there was only one skin left, which made Duan Yu almost cry out in a hurry, he rushed out of the door in a panic, shouting as he ran: "Big brother, big brother, it's not good, Sister Bodo is leaking, she's shouting for Jamai, she's calling for help, big brother, save her....."
Running to the door of Lin Yu's room in two steps, Duan Yu found that the door was wide open, and the oil lamp in the house flashed and flickered, but Lin Yu was nowhere to be seen.
"Could it be that the eldest brother has gone out of Gong?" Duan Yu was skeptical.
But at this moment, an arrogant laugh came from the roof, and the sound spread throughout the Zhennan Palace.
"Duan Zhengming, if you want to save your nephew Duan Yu, you will come to the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations in three days!"