Chapter 030: Brother Jun is also crazy
This "war" originated from Brother Jun.
If my love affair with Wu Lianzi was short-lived, then Brother Jun and her girlfriend really fell in love "deep".
Brother Jun's girlfriend is a student in the fourth class of our grade, named Xu Jiayun. I have already said earlier that Brother Jun once slapped a girl twenty times for this girlfriend. Of the four of us, he has truly loved, truly waded in love, and really done it with real guns.
Xu Jiayun is undoubtedly very beautiful, but the fatal thing is that she is too charming and coquettish.
In our time, girls wrapped their breasts tightly, and they didn't dare to pursue curvy beauty at all. Brother Jun's girlfriend is different, it seems that her biggest hobby is to bloom her breasts, and the small * is just right in front of everyone.
It is said that the head of the Political and Educational Affairs Department has spoken to her on several occasions. It is said that even the principal approached her for this. She was still the same, except that when she saw the dean or the headmaster, she lifted her collar up a little.
We don't know how many times we've swallowed saliva for this.
Xu Jiayun is the only female classmate who has ever come to the big fat man's house. None of the big fat man's own so-called girlfriends have ever come to his house. She came to our "nest", held Brother Jun's arm, chatted with us, smoked with us, and scolded our mother with us. When she met us and laughed, she never hid her excitement and smiled backwards. When she "closed back", her two small steamed buns were almost all exposed in front of our eyes, my heart was pounding, and the eyes of the big fat man and the stinky salted egg were straight.
"What do you see? Haven't seen it? "At this time, Brother Jun often pats us on the head.
"Brother Jun, we really haven't seen it." The big fat man said.
"Bring that girlfriend of yours a few more times, and you'll see it." Xu Jiayun said.
"We don't have the charm of Brother Jun, so we can't bring it." Stinky salted egg said.
Brother Jun smiled proudly.
Xu Jiayun came to our "nest", and generally came to "spread joy". After she chatted with us for a while or watched us play cards for a while, Brother Jun would retire for a while.
We all know what they're going to do.
We watched them walk out of the room holding hands, and Brother Jun closed the door with his hand. This is a warning from Brother Jun, which means that we can't open the door until they come back. We're still very interested in that.
But we were uncomfortable. We feel like our "flowers" are blooming quickly.
At that time, we all had experience of hand touching.
The head teacher posted the love letter I wrote to Wu Lianzi on the wall to humiliate me, making me feel that everyone was looking at me with colored glasses, and making me feel that everyone was pointing at me behind my back, and still couldn't suppress my desire to grow up.
Because this age of fantasy comes unexpectedly, and fantasy promotes the growth of desire, you must not be self-taught, and you must not be at an accidental and inevitable moment your hand frantically stirs your blooming flowers, so that desire gushes out, and passion flourishes.
"Fuck." Stinky salted egg said.
"I can't stand it." I say.
"Oops, play cards, play cards. Playing cards is what distracts us. The big fat man said.
But a special sound came after a while and we couldn't concentrate on playing cards. The sound that was clearly suppressed made us think about it. The stinky salted eggs are the first to jump from the bed to the ground. We see his bottom pants held up high by his blooming "flowers".
Actually, we're all the same.
I remember once we came up with a brilliant way to dispel the illusion that Joon gave us – a wrist wrench. We wrestle our wrists to win or lose, and we do push-ups when we lose, and we do push-ups with our right hand than our left hand. We also deliberately said out loud the number of push-ups the person had done.
But such a girlfriend can fall in love with another man!
In the days when I ran away from home, Xu Jiayun had officially broken up with Brother Jun, and brazenly took the hand of another boy in the same grade. Joon was heartbroken and shed tears twice in front of us. There's nothing we can do to help.
The boy was a well-known gangster at the school, nicknamed "Fifth Brother". He has a group of younger brothers around him. Snatching someone else's girlfriend is what he does best. We've heard that the director of political education can't do anything about him. There is also a theory that the director of political education is his relative.
"Let it go, Brother Jun." I say.
"Yes, if it were someone else, we could still fight, but if it was the fifth brother, we would have no choice." The big fat man said.
"But I can't swallow that." Brother Jun said.
"Damn, I can't swallow it and swallow it again, I want to open it, Brother Jun," said the stinky salted egg, "Anyway, you want to do it or not." ”
"Can emotional matters be broken? Besides, you don't know...... How cool that is. ”
"You can find another one, Brother Jun, isn't it easy to find a girl?" I say.
"No, I have to breathe. It's a brother, so please help. Brother Jun gritted his teeth.
We looked at each other.
"Since Brother Jun must do this, of course we have to accompany him." Stinky salted eggs were the first to take a stand.
"What about you, big fat man?" Brother Jun asked.
"When will I be missing, Brother Jun? It's the knife mountain, and I'm going to go up too. ”
"Enough bro."
"Count me in." I took the initiative to say.
"Then it's decided."
The three of us gave a high-five.
The opportunity was really found by Brother Jun. It was a Friday evening, and the fifth brother was playing basketball at school too late, and his group was almost scattered, leaving only a leper named Leper to follow him.
is still at the school gate, or the big fat man came forward to provoke, and the big fat man ran into the alley after angering the fifth brother. The fifth brother and the leper chased after him without thinking about it. We flashed out of the crutches.
When the fifth brother saw us, instead of being afraid, he burst out laughing.
"It turned out to be you bunch of shit. What's wrong? Want to taste the power of the fifth brother today? The leper said.
"Fifth brother, I, Yao Jun, have never recruited you to provoke you, why do you want to take my woman?" Brother Jun said.
"It's useless to blame you." The fifth brother smiled darkly, "Your woman doesn't follow you, she likes to follow me, what do you say is the reason?" ”
"Don't insult our handsome brother!" Stinky salted egg said.
"Insults? Is this an insult? Actions speak louder than words. The leper spread his hands out and made a helpless gesture.
At this point, we have come together. Brother Jun didn't say a word, and threw a punch. The fifth brother was defenseless, but he also reacted quickly, and he quickly kicked after dodging Brother Jun's fist. The stinky salted eggs rushed up. I besieged the leper with the big fat man. The leper was quickly defeated by us. The fifth brother is one against two, but he is not inferior at all.
After the big fat man and I knocked the leper down, we went to help Brother Jun. Before I could make a move, I suddenly heard the fifth brother scream and fell to the ground, and at the entrance of the alleyway, the voices of the political and educational directors shouted for us to stop, and they quickly chased after them. I saw a deep cut on the fifth brother's arm, and blood was gushing out. I don't know when there was an extra dagger on the ground.
"Pick up the dagger, let's go!" I heard Brother Jun say to me. I subconsciously bent down and picked up the dagger. By this time, the director of political education had already chased after me. Brother Jun and the stinky salted egg just turned the corner and disappeared, while the big fat man was running into the aisle.
Three teachers ran in and chased them.
Actually, that laneway was a dead end. At the end of the laneway is a family. My best friends were quickly brought out. We were all taken to the Church and Religion Office. The fifth brother was sent to the hospital by 120. Our parents also arrived at school very quickly. This time, my father came.
We argued for a long time about the dagger.
The director of political education and the other three teachers saw me holding a dagger in my hand, and I refused to admit that I had hurt my fifth brother. I said that I bent down and picked up the dagger in my hand when I heard Brother Jun tell me to pick it up, but what I didn't expect was that Brother Jun repeatedly denied it.
"I can't escape, how can I ask you to pick up the dagger, I didn't even see the dagger." Brother Jun said.
I had to ask for help from the stinky salted egg and the big fat man, but they all said that it was a mess and I didn't even see the dagger. The director of political education asked the leper about the scene at that time, and the leper said that he couldn't see who stabbed the fifth brother with a dagger.
I became very angry. I looked at Brother Jun and hoped that he would stand up and take responsibility, but Brother Jun looked calm. I was in utter despair. I realized that the so-called brotherhood was all fake. At the moment of life and death, their true colors were exposed.
The verdict of the matter came out quickly. I was convicted of murder with a dagger, and I was ordered to drop out of school because I was responsible for 80 percent of my fifth brother's medical expenses. Yao Jun was the initiator of the matter, bearing 10% of the cost of medicine and staying on probation. The stinky salted egg and the big fat man each bear 5% of the cost of medicine, and they have a major demerit.
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My father took me home, and I didn't say anything along the way, and my expression was very solemn. When I got home, my father told my mother about the situation, and my mother cried on the spot. My mother scolded me while crying, or rather educated me.
My grandfather and grandmother arrived at my house half an hour later. Grandma thumped her chest. Grandpa smoked cigarette after cigarette. My grandparents and my parents complained about each other and quarreled with each other for a while, and after a while of arguing with themselves, they began to think about where I was going, and they argued again.
My grandmother tried everything she could to get me to study at Hua'an No. 3 Middle School, but my father was adamantly against it. He said that although he hadn't decided where he wanted me to study, Hua'an No. 3 Middle School would definitely not go.
From their quarrel, I understood that my father's intention was to send me to a rural middle school. In his opinion, the reason why his son became more and more rebellious was because of bad company, and he wanted to completely isolate his son from these people.
"Country? How is it possible to set sail to the countryside? The grandmother retorted, "The conditions in the countryside are so poor, can you train children to become talents?" I disagree. ”
"It's my son who set sail!" The father was furious, "It's my right to educate me." I can't listen to you this time! ”
"Why do you always disagree with me? Don't forget, I'm your mother-in-law and your elder! Am I thinking about my grandchildren, am I at fault? Country, you like the countryside so much, why did you go back to the city when you were devolved? ”
"You." My father almost choked to death.
"Mom—" Mother said.
"Don't open your mouth. Think about it if you had listened to me, would you have had these things today? Grandma said.
"Speaking of which, you just don't like me as a son-in-law," the father was so angry that he seemed to let go, "you objected to my union with your daughter, and even took your son to the east gate to warn me, and today you interfere with my son's education." Tell you, I can't let you ruin my son again! ”
"I said you guys should stop arguing, okay?" Grandpa threw away the cigarette in his hand, "Can you solve the problem with this attitude?" Actually, this problem is easy to solve, and you should be so excited. ”
"How to fix it?" Everyone looked at Grandpa together.
"Wouldn't it be nice to set sail next? If he wants to go to the third middle school, he will go to the third middle school, and if he wants to go to the countryside, he will go to the countryside. ”
Grandpa's words were well received by everyone, and the house quickly quieted down, so quiet that it could be heard as if a needle had fallen on the ground. All four pairs of eyes looked at me in unison, and everyone seemed to hold their breath. Their expressions were as if they were waiting for a verdict.
I thought for two minutes and said, "I'm going to the country." ”