Chapter 14: Fooling Dasha Spring

During recess, Lin Yu went to the teacher's office to find Teacher Wang, the cheating father Teacher Wang, gave him a local stall martial arts cheats yesterday, there has to be an explanation for this matter, otherwise the LCD TV will be given away in vain?

"Mr. Wang, I can't read that book yesterday, it's too difficult." There are other teachers in the office, so Lin Yu speaks very vaguely and can't be too exposed.

"Can't understand this? You haven't been exposed to similar books before? Teacher Wang frowned, and he didn't completely break it.

"If you had been in contact with it, you would have covered your face with the Wing Chun pamphlet!" Lin Yu was slanderous in his heart, but he could understand Mr. Wang's doubts, in this era, because martial arts dramas were deeply rooted in the hearts of the people and the Golden Wheel Dafa was secretly spread, many people were obsessed with qigong, and Lin Yu's eagerness for martial arts was strange.

Lin Yu shook his head, he had only traveled for a few days, how to get in touch, besides, the Golden Wheel Dafa was all fooling, and it would be severely cracked down by the state in a few years.

Teacher Wang was also worried, if Lin Yu didn't have a little martial arts foundation, it would be much more troublesome to teach.

"Well, come to me after school! The teacher will give you individual tutoring. ”

"Good! Mr. Wang, I'm going back! Lin Yu didn't get too entangled, got Mr. Wang's reply, and walked out of the office.

"Mr. Wang, what kind of book are you talking about?" As soon as Lin Yu left, there were other teachers in the office who asked curiously.

"The Book of the Olympiad!"

"Aren't you a language teacher?"

.............

Back in the classroom, Lin Yu, who had finished copying his homework, had nothing to do, Ma Dongmei began to study seriously, which made him find no one to talk to, and glanced at Dasha Chun on the other side, Lin Yu's mind moved, and he had a new idea.

"Silly Chun, yesterday I read a book "Demographics", experts predict that the ratio of men and women in our country is seriously imbalanced, and tens of millions of men will be singles in the future, do you think the package does not include you?"

"Definitely yes!" Dasha Chun was very self-aware, and as soon as he heard Lin Yu's words, he began to get anxious, "Lin Yu, then what should I do?" ”

"So, I suggest you go after Qiuya!" Lin Yu looked at Dasha Chun very seriously, and when he spoke, his face was not shocked.

Saying this, Lin Yu could remain calm, but it startled Dasha Chun, and his tone began to tremble: "Chasing.... Chasing Qiuya!? ”

It's not that Dasha Chun is not confident enough, because his conditions are indeed very poor, his grades are not good, his appearance is not outstanding, and he has no background. But if Dasha Chun goes to see the appearance of Qiu Ya's husband after ten years, he may understand that the goddess is used to arch the pig.

"That's right, it's to chase Qiuya! If you don't grasp the opportunity in school, you won't be able to play in society in the future! Tapping on the pen, Lin Yu advised Dasha Chun very seriously, and in a few words, he said Dasha Chun stunned.

"But... But I don't think Qiu Ya is as beautiful as Ma Dongmei! Dasha Chun sucked his fingers, showing a look of embarrassment, he actually learned to pick and choose.

"Boom!" Lin Yu patted Dasha Chun's head and warned the other party: "Is Ma Dongmei something you can consider?" That's your sister-in-law! ”

"Huh? You, you guys? Dasha Chun pointed at Ma Dongmei stupidly, and then pointed at Lin Yu, and the shock on his face was even more exaggerated.

"What are you thinking, your eldest brother Charlotte was injured in a fight yesterday and didn't come today!" Glaring at Dasha Chun fiercely, Lin Yu turned back to the topic just now, "Actually, Qiu Ya is not as holy as you think, Silly Chun, you don't have the idea of inferiority, feel that you are a toad and want to eat swan meat." With me, even if Qiu Ya is an angel, I can help you knock down the sacrifice teeth. ”

"Really?" Dasha Chun's skeptical attitude was reserved for the time being, and he looked at Lin Yu very seriously.

"Of course it's true, my nickname 'Little Prince of Emotions' is not blown, as long as you follow my plan, everything will be at your fingertips!" Lin Yu held his head high, looked at Dasha Chun with contempt, patted his chest and swore and said.

With Lin Yu's assurance, Dasha Chun's mind became lively, although he felt that Qiu Ya was not as good-looking as Ma Dongmei, but it was also within his acceptability, "Then what should I do?" ”

"Qiu Ya has lived in an ivory tower since she was a child, and she is familiar with Grimm's fairy tales and Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales, so the trick of heroes to save beauty is simple and practical for her....... What we have to do now is to unload the tires of Qiuya's bicycle..."

"Good ....." Dasha Chun nodded firmly, and after speaking, he got up and rushed out of the classroom like a whirlwind.

"Ding, ding, ding!" The class bell rings.

"Class!"

"Stand up!"

"Hello teacher!"

"Sit down, students! ..... Dasha Chun is absent from school again today? .............”

.....

"Ding, the host successfully flickered to Dasha Spring, and the reward was 1 flickering point!"

The system tone sounded on time.

1 flickering point, making Lin Yu very depressed, even if Dasha Chun is more stupid, but the flicker value is more than 1 flicker point, this system reward, so that Lin Yu can't raise the slightest spirit for the follow-up plan.

So after school, Lin Yu went directly to Mr. Wang.

........

Dasha Chun squatted in the alley according to Lin Yu's instructions, he unloaded Qiu Ya's bicycle tires in the morning, Qiu Ya complained at the same time, and could only walk home, this alley is the only way.

Seeing Qiu Ya walking into the alley, Dasha Chun, who was ambushed in the shadows, was anxious: "Why hasn't Lin Yu appeared yet?" ”

The two discussed the details of the hero's rescue of beauty, and all the things were prepared, knives, stockings, wooden sticks.... Everything but the kitchen sink. But at the critical moment, Lin Yu didn't come, how can a person heroically save the United States? This made Dasha Chun anxious, like an ant on a hot pot.

"Ahh Suddenly, there was a well-deserved scream from the alley, and the scream that pierced the sky suddenly hit Dasha Chun's heart, and Dasha Chun's careful liver was about to jump out of his throat when he jumped and jumped.

Although he didn't see Lin Yu, at this moment, Dasha Chun thought that Lin Yu had laid an ambush earlier, so when he heard this exclamation, his face was overjoyed, and he rushed into the alley violently, and roared wildly while rushing: "Qiu Ya, I'm here to save you!" ”

But Dasha Chun, who rushed into the alley, was dumbfounded, there was nothing in it except Qiu Ya, and as for Qiu Ya's exclamation just now, it was completely because there was a mouse on the ground looking for food.......

Dasha Chun and Qiu Ya stared at each other with wide eyes, both of them had shock written on their faces, Qiu Ya was surprised by the appearance of Dasha Haru, and Dasha Chun was surprised by the existence of mice.

For a while, the atmosphere was awkward.