Chapter 89: Favorite Concubine System 5
When the emperor heard the news that Ruoshui had resisted arrest, he lost his temper in the house.
"What are you going to do, you can't catch a woman." The Emperor said to the people from the Ministry of Punishment who came to report.
Criminal Department: Big brother, is that an ordinary woman, you can try it yourself if you say it is easy and capable.
The people of the Criminal Department knelt respectfully on the ground, "Returning to the emperor, it's really not that the ministers are incompetent, it's really ......."
"What is it, you tell me, is it possible that she can also be immortal?" The Emperor interrupted angrily.
Criminal Department: I'm sorry for you, she really knows how to do immortal law.
"Back to the emperor, it is really the queen's superb skills, and villains are not the queen's opponents," the people from the criminal department reported truthfully.
"I don't believe it, no matter how powerful she is, she can still be above the Nine Heavens?"
Ruoshui: I'm sorry to disappoint you, this pot friend, I can really go to heaven.
"Someone, prepare for me, I'm about to go to the queen's palace in person," the emperor waved his robe and said.
The emperor was so angry that he planned to go to the queen's palace in person.
"Ride the queen's palace," the eunuch commanded in a shrill voice.
So the palace people prepared a sedan chair, and Huangfu Chuan thought on the road, when the time comes, he must make Ruoshui look good.
Soon, the emperor and his entourage arrived at the gate of the emperor's palace.
The chief eunuch shouted "The emperor has arrived" in a shrill voice.
This time, the emperor came in person, and the people in the queen's palace knelt down to greet him, but the queen still did not come.
"Even I didn't dare to come out to meet her in person, this Ji is really bold."
After saying that, the emperor took steps and walked towards the main hall in the palace of the super queen.
There were two palace maids standing at the door of the main hall, and when they saw that the person who came was the emperor, they hurriedly knelt down.
Seeing that the door of the main hall was closed, the chief eunuch shouted "The emperor has arrived"
But there was no answer from inside, and the door was locked from the inside.
Ruoshui sent all the palace people in the hall out before, and Ruoshui was playing games and didn't bother to care about anything.
Therefore, the emperor of a dignified country was turned away like this, and no one came to open the door for him.
Birds flew overhead, and their calls were clear in the quiet atmosphere.
"Okay, very good, dare to turn me away, I want to divide her five horses." The Emperor said viciously.
Chief Eunuch: Pull her down, if you can divide her into five horses, I can grow JJ.
Seeing that the emperor was already angry to the extreme, the chief eunuch was afraid that if he continued like this, he would anger everyone, so he raised his voice again and shouted several times inside one after another, "The emperor has arrived".
At this time, a crisp girl finally came from inside the hall.
"Outside, it's noisy, drive to it, what are you doing shouting so many times."
"I want everyone to know what's wrong with it." Ruoshui's voice was a little impatient.
Everyone: This is the emperor, hey! This world is so crazy, Ma Ma I want to go home!
Emperor: You have a problem, your whole family has a problem, your ancestors have a problem for 18,000 generations!
Ruoshui slowly opened the door, and a woman in a bright yellow phoenix robe leaned against the door frame among the crowd.
Lazy and beautiful, the woman yawned indifferently, and said impatiently to everyone:
"Tell me, what's the matter with me."
When the emperor saw that Ruoshui not only didn't salute him or say anything, he didn't even want to look at him, and he was angry for a while, so he shouted:
"Bold, why don't you kneel when you see me."
"This big brother, if you have anything to say, why do you suddenly shout loudly, you will scare people like this, I will tell you."
"Even if it doesn't scare people, it's not good to scare flowers and plants." Ruoshui said.
Crowd: Huh? excuse me? Flowers and plants can also be frightened? I don't read much, don't lie to me.
Emperor: Scared! Scare you into paralysis! I, Emperor Tang and Tang, will kneel down whoever he wants to kneel, and whoever dares to disobey! When did you suffer from this nest of gas!
"I ask you again, why don't you kneel when you see me?" The Emperor said.
"Me! Ruoshui! He has never only knelt to the heavens and knelt to his parents". Ruoshui said with a matter.
Everyone: What a good temperament! It's so simple and not pretentious! Dare to resist and struggle, what a good example for the people!
The emperor said: "I am the Son of Heaven, the food and clothing of the people, if you only kneel to the sky and kneel to your parents, you should kneel to me, and not kneel to me."
If the water still does not change color, gently stroke your chin in a contemplative state:
"Well...... is this reason really not working, I see that everyone else says so, okay, I admit it, I just don't want to kneel"
"Why, I won't kneel! What can you do to me, bite me, spicy chicken!"
Everyone:! What about the temperament! What about dignity! Now it's too lazy to even lie, hey!
I've never seen such a brazen person! I was really blind to praise her just now, she was so arrogant, she was so arrogant, what should I do if I wanted to beat her.
The emperor was so angry at this time that he couldn't breathe: "Come on, take down the queen, I want to divide her into five horses!" Five horses split into corpses! The corpses must be divided!"
Seeing that the emperor was about to be angry, the chief eunuch hurriedly supported the emperor.
The guards who followed the emperor received the emperor's order, immediately drew their swords and rushed towards Ruoshui.
But you don't have to think about it to know the result, in less than three seconds, everyone present fell.
Ruoshui looked at everyone condescendingly: "It's true, I have to force this fairy to do it."
Ruoshui walked up to the emperor again and looked at him: "Young man, you are crazy, and you still want to divide my five horses?" Give me a reason not to hit you".
"Ji Ruoshui, I am the Son of Heaven and the Emperor, you dare to do this to me, I will not let you go" The emperor endured the great pain in his mind.
He was lying on the ground, his head hurt so much that he couldn't get up on the ground, he was dignified, and for the first time he felt humiliation.
I saw the woman looking at her condescendingly, her eyes were deep, there seemed to be a clear spring in them, and her lips opened lightly:
"I'm sorry, this reason is not valid, why are you people like this, don't give you a chance."
The voice was crisp and pleasant, like a spring tinkling, like a slight sound of silk bamboo, and as soon as the woman's voice fell, Huangfu Chuan felt a huge pain all over his body.
This woman really dares to hit him! Not a joke!
Ruoshui beat the emperor, and said while beating: "Let your stallion man disturb me to play games, let your stallion man disturb me to play games."
The emperor was really beaten miserably by Ruoshui, covered in bruises, and his face was swollen like a pig's head.
The emperor felt that if he continued like this, he could really be killed, so he hurriedly spoke:
"I know that I am usually busy with state affairs and have snubbed you, so you blame me in your heart, but this does not mean that I do not have you in my heart."
"Back then, when I saw you for the first time, I was pleased with you, and swore that I would only love you in this life."
The emperor wanted to say a few nice words to coax him as before, after all, it was like this before.
No matter what the original owner did or how he made trouble, as long as the emperor said a few sweet words to coax the original owner, he would be stupid and give everything for the emperor.
But this trick is not for Ruoshui, and Ruoshui really doesn't have even a single idea of losing it to this kind of horse man.
Especially when he said these words, he had a swollen face like a pig.
After the emperor said these words, he saw that Ruoshui stopped after listening to his words, and sure enough, he stopped beating her.
I thought: Drink, sure enough, this stupid woman is still so stupid, I say two nice words and coax me to love me to death.
The emperor was narcissistic, but when he saw Ruoshui holding on to the door frame, he pretended to vomit: "Vomit~, I'm sorry, I feel a little disgusted when you hear this."
The Emperor continued, "I know you're still blaming me, I'm ......."
"Gash ~".
Before Huangfu Chuan finished speaking, he heard another vomiting sound from Ruoshui.
"I ......"
"Gott~"
Emperor: You're going to let me finish talking, hey! Spit on you, paralyze and spit, don't talk about it, don't talk about labor and management, I'll be killed.
Ruoshui beat the emperor severely, and finally stopped after beating, and said to the emperor:
"It's okay, don't come to disturb the palace, don't hear it, or come and hit once."
After that, Ruoshui turned around in a dashing manner, closed the door with a "bang", and went back to the house to play her game.
After Ruoshui left, everyone hurried to see the half-dead emperor, and shook and shouted at the emperor's swollen face like a pig:
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you, Your Majesty, are you okay?"
Emperor: It's okay, you're paralyzed, do you look like I'm fine, don't shake it
"Fu ...... Help me go back to the palace", the emperor said vaguely.
"Your Majesty, hold on, it's okay, we will definitely be able to get through, we will."
"Where's the little noise outside, howling?" Ruoshui heard the noise outside, so he said.
As soon as Ruoshui made a sound, although his voice was flat and flat, it scared the people outside, and he was afraid that Ruoshui would come out again and beat the emperor.
So the palace people suppressed their voices as low as mosquitoes, and their voices were as small as being thieves: "Your Majesty~, let's go ......."
Then he covered his mouth and whispered "get up".
So everyone carried the half-dead emperor and fled away, and those who didn't know thought that there were evil ghosts chasing after them.
Everyone: Is she more terrifying than a demon?