Chapter 144: Such a Skin Kiss
Mingyue reluctantly put her hands on both sides of the cylinder head, lifted the cylinder head with a displeased face, handed it to Xiao Cui at her side, raised her body, and prepared to poke her head into the cylinder.
"Ah----h
"Ah----h
Two screams rang out at the same time, one inside the tank and one outside the tank, one male and one female.
Mingyue jumped up in fright, thinking that Li Fang's revenge would start now.
The man in the tank stood up straight in fright, and his mouth naturally opened into an "O" shape.
said that it was too late, Mingyue habitually reached out to attack with a stone, but she didn't want to catch only one of Cheng Yue's pig's trotters, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one directly attacked the person in the tank.
Although Mingyue has no internal strength, this hand strength is not comparable to that of ordinary hunters, This pig's trotters were accurately stuffed into the mouth of the person in the tank, almost two-thirds of it, and the man's delicate face was propped up into a fat pumpkin face, his eyes were almost squeezed into a slit, his breathing was stagnant, and he was about to tear off the pig's trotters with his teeth and claws.
Cheng Yue saw that the last pig's trotter was swallowed, as if his life was taken away, he hated the pig's trotter that was bitten by a skeleton in the tunnel, he didn't care about this bite, he rushed up in anger, and pulled out the pig's trotter like lightning, who doesn't care if the person hurts, does it hurt? !
The man was torn so that his two big molars fell out, and his face turned from a fat pumpkin to a thin cucumber in pain, covering his face tightly, sighing and screaming in pain.
Cheng Yue looked at the pig's trotters in his hand without tears, a large piece of the outer layer of tenacious pigskin was knocked out by two molars, and finally completed its mission as a tooth, standing gloriously and firmly on the pig's trotters, as if the pig's trotters had become fine and grew two ears, looking extraordinarily funny and ridiculous.
Cheng Yue turned his face to Mingyue and said aggrievedly: "Da Yueyue, you."
It's deliberate, it's deliberate, he gnawed it, he gave it, I would rather be urinated by Han Xing than eat dog leftovers! You pay, if you don't pay, I'll move the tank out!! ”
Mingyue hurriedly covered Cheng Yue's mouth, for fear that he would reveal authentic information with his mouth full of nonsense, and comforted: "I don't do it, it doesn't mean that I won't let Xiaocui do it, Sister Xiaocui doesn't do it well, and Song Jiaojiao will do it, I'll tell you how to do it, let them do it, you can eat whenever you want, okay?" ”
Cheng Yue's face was correct when he heard this, and he stuffed the pig's trotters back into the arms of the person in the tank, and said with a flat mouth: "In order to eat more despicable than me, stealing and robbing, your teeth are still on it, this pig's trotters should be charity to you!" ”
The people in the vat have the heart to die, how did they become the ones who steal and rob food? In an instant, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, he didn't cover his mouth anymore, he didn't exhale pain, his waist was straight, and he said righteously: "Old man, this is bad!" I am a man who reads the books of the sages, and I do not do things like chickens and dogs, I don't eat food that wags my tail and begs for mercy, I don't do things that do anything like flies and flies......"
The young scholar's business is full of vigor and righteousness, but he just stands in a big vat with a foul mouth, with a leaky voice, doing things, how to look at how he is at odds with what he says, which makes people laugh secretly.
Wei Zhixing and Li Fang hugged their shoulders very leisurely, looking at the young man's rhetoric, not knowing why.
Mingyue, who was in a bad mood, reluctantly interrupted Su Hongtu and said, "Su Xiucai, don't drag the text, if you have something to say, get out of here." ”
Su Hongtu, who was originally preaching to Cheng Yue, changed his goal and said to Mingyue: "Mingyue, you are about to be accepted as a concubine of the Su family, you must not be vulgar words and deeds...... Don't look back, don't lift your lips......"
I didn't understand the big list of chastity and cleanliness in the back, but Mingyue understood the words of the first sentence of "Na be the concubine of the Su family", and said angrily: "The surname Su, it's daytime, don't sleep!" ”
Su Hongtu blinked his innocent eyes, not knowing why.
Li Fang grinned, his eyes swept Su Hongtu up and down, and said with disdain: "The little peasant girl is saying that you don't daydream, you, die of this heart." ”
Su Hongtu said with a look of grievance: "Mingyue, the woman is noble, you don't want to be a concubine, Mr. Nai He Li has the grace of teaching me, Miss Li is virtuous and virtuous, and she will not treat you badly......"
Mingyue picked up the burning stick that Xiao Cui didn't know when she was holding in her hand, and hit Su Hongtu's head, scolding while beating: "I woke you up a nerd, and I said something inconsequential all day long, when did I promise to marry you as a wife or concubine!" If you talk nonsense again, I'll beat you back into your mother's womb and reincarnate again!! ”
The burning stick was knocked down, Su Hongtu was fast enough this time, and he retracted into the cylinder at once, and the burning stick hit the edge of the cylinder, making a "bang" sound.
The two of them started a violent fight and dodge battle like a whack-a-mole, until Mingyue was so tired that she was panting, Li Fang slapped her palm, and Wei Zhixing looked at the scholar in the tank with a pensive face.
In the interval, Su Hongtu poked his head out again, perhaps because he was in a hurry, or because he was afraid that Mingyue would not understand, he said in the vernacular: "Mingyue, are you doing well?" Uncle Han asked me to be a lobbyist, if you nodded, you have achieved two good marriages, both happy, as the saying goes, it is better to demolish a temple than a marriage, the husband is the wife, you have to listen to my words, you have to listen to ......"
Mingyue, who was too tired to stop, raised the burning stick again, Su Hongtu had already nested at the bottom of the cylinder in a prescient and did not come out, his eyes were still full of hope and looked at Mingyue and said: "As a woman, you must not abuse and beat your husband, it is a crime to commit seven rules......
Mingyue finally put down the stick in discouragement, seeing that Su Hongtu was so determined, she also drew her soul in her heart, could it be that the original owner Yin Mingyue had promised Su Hongtu to marry him? Caused him to chase after his current self and never give up?
Mingyue pleaded in an instant: "Su Tongsheng, no, Uncle Su, will you let me go?" When did I promise you, if I agreed, you will take back all of what I said as a dream, you repay your teacher's kindness, and live a good life with Miss Li, I will not mix, you will do a good deed that day, and let me go, a ill-fated person, okay? ”
Su Hongtu's face was slightly red and said, "Mingyue, what did you say?" I've done a good deed every day, I showed the way to the little brother who drove the car, and I was a lobbyist for your uncle and the Han family, and I also asked the Li family to invite a teacher for your mother...... Between you and me, although there are no three media and six appointments, we have already had a skin-to-skin relationship, and there is no gift of repentance......"
Mingyue's heart suddenly, the original owner Yin Mingyue has long been in love with Su Hongtu, this is something that the three-year-old children in the village know, isn't it that when they didn't cross over, the two of them secretly crossed the Shencang and the pearl fetus was secretly knotted? She is a little girl who hasn't come to Kwai Shui yet, isn't this Su Hongtu molesting underage girls? Shameless!
Mingyue didn't feel anything strange in her body, she didn't look like she was already in love!
Mingyue was suspiciously recalling bit by bit, Wei Zhixing's face, which had always been as calm as blue and white porcelain, finally cracked, and directly pulled Su Hongtu out of the tank like a dead dog, and said with a gloomy face: "What kind of skin kiss, you explain it to me?!" ”
In the man's eyes, there seemed to be a hidden power to devour the heavens and the earth, and his fingers pinched Su Hongtu's arm bones, which made people worry that Su Hongtu's life would be over at any time.
This Su Hongtu had a stubborn temper, grinning in pain, but he refused to beg for mercy at all, and said confidently: "This is the truth!" In the courtyard of the fence of the three-room old house, I talked with Mingyue about taking a concubine, her face was as bright as the morning sun, her eyes were as bright as stars, and her voice was as clear as water...... The little fingers grabbed my fingers one by one, and I resisted, but she wouldn't allow ......."
The man's blue and white porcelain face shattered into pieces, and a trace of despair flashed in his eyes that were as thick as a pool. What a familiar scene, the same use of force on men? This seems to be Mingyue's usual trick, and she kissed herself on the street.
Su Hongtu felt that the air around him was a little colder, and it seemed that every breath of air he exhaled could condense into ice, and it was cold to the bone.
Raising his eyes to look at Wei Zhixing, the man's face was already distorted by anger, his face was as pale as snow, the same color as this winter, and it was terrifyingly cold.
Su Hongtu moved his numb arm, and unexpectedly found that he could move freely, and the man's hand that tightened his arm had turned to his neck and throat, If it weren't for the fact that he still had to speak, I am afraid that he would have used another force to break his slender neck as easily as a twisted chicken.
Su Hongtu gasped, his Adam's apple seemed to touch the man's palm, and he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to take a breath, and said tremblingly: "Then, then Mingyue lifted me above my head and shouted, 'you', I was thrown out of the fence by her like a paper kite, and the phrase 'you' clearly means that she agreed to my proposal......
Wei Zhixing's hand, which was about to be pinched, finally loosened, the air around him warmed up slightly, and Su Hongtu's heart finally fell to the ground, and he began to gasp for breath, like a person in the desert meeting an oasis.
It turned out to be just a false alarm, and even Mingyue breathed a sigh of relief, and everyone had a feeling of ridicule.
Where is Mingyue and this scholar skin-to-skin relatives, it is clear that Mingyue is so angry that he threw him out of his yard, the sentence "you", where is it agreed that the scholar came to take a concubine, it is clearly the meaning of letting him "get out", just such a thing that ordinary people understand, when he arrived at Su Shusheng, there was a qualitative change, which not only caused the scholar to think for so long, but also mistakenly thought that the two of them were about to have a good thing.
In this accident, Su Hongtu was even more anxious as Weng's son-in-law, and he was cheeky to ask someone to help find a teacher, and he went to the doctor in a hurry, and he actually asked for the head of the Li family, how could the Li family contribute?
The master will only arrive tomorrow, and the outcome of the defense is not yet known, so Su Hongtu thought of a two-pronged approach, and when Han's father and son begged him to be a lobbyist, he readily agreed, because he couldn't see the bright moon, so he thought of such a way to hide people in a jar, so that everyone would follow the false alarm.
Mingyue angrily fell on Su Xiucai that day, this is obviously a matter of relieving anger, being dyed by Su Hongtu like this, and his face is as gorgeous as the morning sun and his eyes are as bright as stars, which makes people hear a little lingering and pitiful taste, Wei Zhixing's face is once again unwavering, but his eyes are becoming more and more bottomless, and he twisted his body slightly against Su Hongtu's body.