"Four-eyed Daoyou!"

"Brother Yimei Dao, how did you get like this?" The four-eyed Dao Elder was surprised that the Dao Elder appeared with Sha Chen, and he was even more surprised by the embarrassment of the Dao Chief.

"It's hard to put into words."

Yimei Dao smiled bitterly, his eyes swept over Xiao Hei unnaturally, he was forced by a dog, he wouldn't say this kind of shameful thing.

"Four-eyed fellow Daoists, fellow Daoists, it's getting late, and the night is dark and windy in the wilderness here, so it's better to go to my Yimei House to rest for a while." Yimei Dao Chang invited kindly.

Master Yixiu hesitated and said, "There are so many of us, will it be inconvenient." ”

"It's convenient, it's so convenient, it's very big, not to mention a few of you, more people can live."

"Then bother Brother Yimei."

After finishing speaking, the four-eyed Taoist found his customers, shook the bell, and walked through the banana forest with the Yimei Taoist to Yimeiju.

Yimei Dao Chang is not deceiving, Yimei is really big, and there are two rows of side rooms next to the main house, which can be lived in casually.

Nothing was said all night.

At dawn the next day, there was a knocking wooden fish and chanting scriptures in the left wing, which instantly made the quiet Yimeiju lively.

"If you're sick, just knock at home, and knock at home." The four-eyed Taoist sat up from the bed and scolded angrily.

He took out two balls of cotton from the cloth bag and stuffed them into his ears, perhaps it was an illusion, and the chanting was louder.

"Read, read, I'll let you read."

The four-eyed Taoist opened the door with his coat on, walked into Master Yixiu's room angrily, and shouted: "Monk, you are too much, so many people are resting, how can you sleep with others knocking and beating?" ”

"The Taoist came here so early, I thought it was a special visit to me, but I didn't expect it to come to ask about sin, I chanted scriptures and knocked on wooden fish to purify people's hearts, you see, everyone is up, full of energy, why bother?" Master Ikyu said with a smile

The four-eyed Taoist turned around, and sure enough, he saw that Shachen and Ren Tingting were already dressed and came to the courtyard to do their morning work.

"Dao Chief, you should learn from Ah Chenxian and his wife, cultivate diligently, and you won't die if you sleep less." Master Ikkyu said earnestly.

"You...... Very good. ”

Half-dead, he suddenly grabbed a scripture copied by Master Yixiu, turned around and left.

"Dao Chief, you have finally been influenced by me, and you are actually interested in Buddhist scriptures, Amitabha, good, good." Master Yixiu was very relieved and recited the Buddha's name.

"Influence your big bald head."

The four-eyed Taoist returned to the room, sneered, took out a small straw man, stacked Master Yixiu's hand-copied scriptures into the spirit rune and burned them into ashes, and stuffed the ashes into the straw man's body, and put three walnuts in front of the straw man.

"Look at you, knock on, get up." The four-eyed Taoist stomped on the ground violently, pointing his fingers at the straw man who had fallen on the table and shouted.

"Up."

The straw man who fell on the table straightened up, bent down and picked up a walnut, and Master Yixiu in the wing room couldn't help but pick up the wooden fish.

"Knock your bald head."

"Ahh

Master Ikyu hugged the wooden fish and hit his head, screaming in pain, tears were about to come out, "What's the matter, my hands are out of control." ”

"Ahh

The screams were more effective than the chanting, and Yimei Dao Chang rushed out in single clothes, and Jia Le, Jingjing, Ah Hao, and Ah Fang also ran out of the wing room.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Jingjing was shocked, ran over to snatch the wooden fish, and couldn't help but laugh when she saw Master Yixiu's forehead swollen with a big bag.

"Jingjing, I've been controlled...... Well, I twist, twist. Master Ikyu grabbed Jingjing's hand, twisted out of the room, and danced in the courtyard, and the funny appearance made everyone laugh.

"Ecstasy!?" Yimei Dao Chang saw through it at a glance, quickly appeared in front of Master Yixiu, and pointed out his fingers.

"I'll turn."

Master Yixiu suddenly let go of his hand and slapped Yimei Dao Chang in the face, Shachen smiled and said, "Yimei Dao Chang, you better not interfere, so as not to be injured by mistake." ”

"You guys."

The head of the Daoist covered his face, looked at the room of the four-eyed Taoist with a smile, and retreated to the dust room.

"Four-eyed, stop."

"Hmph, dare to tease my master, I want you to look good." Jingjing didn't understand anything, and she didn't care about Master Yixiu, who was spinning in circles, and went back to the room with a golden turntable and ran into the room of the four-eyed Taoist.

"What are you going to do?" The four-eyed Taoist looked at Jingjing and asked.

Jingjing didn't say a word, and pointed the golden turntable at him, the turntable rotated rapidly, and the four-eyed Daoist body stiffened and lost control.

"Hey, hey, minx, what are you going to do?" The four-eyed Taoist shouted.

"It's fun, isn't it, I'll play with you." Jingjing sneered, pressed a puppet with no facial features on the golden turntable, and immediately printed her face and threw it out of the room.

"Don't."

The four-eyed Taoist couldn't help but fly out of the room, eating a mouthful of mud, and his whole face was distorted. Jingjing picked up the puppet, looked at the four-eyed Taoist and smiled: "I'll send you to heaven." ”

"Don't ......"

The puppet was thrown into the sky, and the four-eyed Taoist also ascended to heaven, and then there was a "poof" sound and a terrible scream.

"That's enough, Jingjing." Master Ikkyu shouted.

"You're cheap."

As he spoke, he threw the puppet out of the wall, and the four-eyed Taoist flew out with a "bang", and there was a "clang" sound, and there was no movement.

Jingjing said in a panic: "I didn't mean to ......"

The sand dust and the Yimei Dao Chang couldn't look at the excitement, and a swarm of bees ran out of the Yimei House, for fear that the four-eyed Daoist would fall to his death.

……

"Ouch, light, it hurts me."

The four-eyed Taoist had gauze wrapped around his head, his nostrils were stuffed with white paper, half of it had been stained red with blood, his arms were blue and red, and Jia Le gave him medicine, and the pain was strange and screaming.

Master Yixiu was not having a good time, with a big bag on his head, and Jingjing was about to cry when he touched it lightly.

"Why bother?" Yimei Dao Chang asked with a smile.

"Ask him, knock knock early in the morning, think about it, he can't sleep well, I don't tease him, he doesn't have a long memory, he should be in his own home." The four-eyed Taoist said.

"Chirp."

At this time, a voice sounded in the ears of the four-eyed Taoist, and he turned his head to see that it was a terrible little face with a bloodless face and dark circles.

"Zombies!"

"What, zombies!"

The Taoist of Thousand Cranes and Master Yixiu were taken aback, and when they looked at it, they saw the Taoist of Yimei picking up the little zombie and saying embarrassedly: "Don't be afraid, this is the little zombie I adopted, and it won't bite." ”

"What a cute little zombie." Ren Tingting's eyes were shining, and when the little zombie heard her words, she was cute at Ren Tingting, which made her very happy.

Shachen is not surprised, last night he knew that Yimei raised a little zombie, Yimei Dao did not say, he was also happy to pretend to be deaf and dumb, the little guy was cute and cute.

"Scared the hell out of me."

The four-eyed Taoist sat back, a trace of cunning appeared in the little zombie's eyes, and with a finger, a teacup flew to the chair, just under the four-eyed Taoist's buttocks.

"Oh!"

The four-eyed Taoist chrysanthemum tightened and rose to the sky......

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