Chapter 0051 Everyone watched, fighting cattle across the mountain
All along, Fu Yongjie has been pursuing Qi Suyu, but Qi Suyu has never agreed.
Gradually, Fu Yongjie lost his patience, and today he was humiliated by Ye Zhiqiu in public, and he was even more annoyed, so he completely tore his face and wanted to make Qi Suyu ugly.
"Suyu, don't speak, I'll deal with it." Ye Zhiqiu blocked Qi Suyu behind him and said:
"Fu Yongjie, even if the matter between men has to be resolved, there should be a way to solve it! If you're a guy standing peeing, draw the line, and I'll do it! Don't say this, let me kneel down and kowtow, it depends on whether you have the strength to do so! ”
Fu Yongjie's side, a guy in sportswear stepped forward, squinted at Ye Zhiqiu, and said, "Boy, on behalf of Brother Jie, I will fight with you alone, so as not to say that there are more of us and fewer of us!" ”
This guy's name is Wei Man, tall, full of tendons, he is a master of the martial arts department of Hong Kong State University, and he is also Fu Yongjie's personal bodyguard and dogleg. Fu Yongjie can't fight, he can.
Fu Yongjie nodded and said, "That's right, this is my brother Wei Man, as long as you beat him down, I will let you go, even if you win." ”
"Zhiqiu, don't be fooled, Wei Man is a top student in the martial arts department, and the runner-up in the provincial college student sanda competition." Qi Suyu said in a low voice.
Wei Man sneered proudly, and said, "If you don't dare, I can tie one hand behind me and fight you with only one hand, how about it?" ”
In the eyes of this guy, although Ye Zhiqiu is also 1.8 meters tall, he is thin and weak, and he is rustic, and he is simply an ant-like existence.
"Sanda runner-up? Is there only two people participating in the provincial college student sanda competition? Ye Zhiqiu laughed, pretended to roll up his sleeves, rubbed his hands, pointed at Wei Man and Fu Yongjie, and said:
"Boy, I accept your challenge today, and let you see my magic skills in fighting cattle across the mountains! Today, you don't have to fight cattle across the mountains to beat you all over the peach blossoms, you don't know why the peach blossoms are so red! ”
"Fighting cattle across the mountains? I see that you are a cow herder in the mountains, so brag here! Fu Yongjie laughed.
The doglegs were also laughing, and the crowd of onlookers were also laughing!
There was even more discussion, and he said: "I'm afraid that there is something wrong with this young man, and he is still fighting cattle across the mountains?" ”
"It must be that I watched too many bloody TV series, or I was poisoned by online novels and went crazy, poor child."
"Look at his small body, he can't catch a punch or kick from Wei Man!"
Even Qi Suyu didn't believe it, pulled Ye Zhiqiu's arm, and whispered, "Master Ye, what do you really know...... Fighting cattle across the mountains? Don't pretend to be forced, so many people are watching, if you can't beat the cow, you will be embarrassed! If it doesn't work, we won't accept the challenge, and they can't help it. A society governed by the rule of law, in broad daylight, I don't believe they dare to eat people......"
"Su Yu, you just stand aside for me to watch the play, I can't fight cattle across the mountain, I dare to come out and mix?"
Ye Zhiqiu gently pushed Qi Suyu away, turned around and waved at the crowd of onlookers and shouted, "Have you laughed enough?" Have you laughed enough? Stand up for me a little, beware of me fighting cattle across the mountain, the air wave is emitted, and you are shocked by five tuberculosis and seven injuries, male infertility, female infertility!! ”
As soon as these words came out, there was a lot of laughter all around!
Those who had a low laugh point covered their stomachs with one hand and pointed at Ye Zhiqiu with the other, but they couldn't speak.
Fu Yongjie was even more overjoyed, he never expected that Qi Suyu, a hillbilly boyfriend, would be so funny!
He laughed wildly for a long time, and then waved his hand around and said, "Everyone give face, get out of the way, let us see the magic of this hillbilly fighting cattle across the mountains!" ”
With an uproar, the crowd of onlookers retreated one after another, giving up an open space of about 20 square meters, and looked at Ye Zhiqiu like a monkey show.
Life is so boring, there is excitement to watch, and everyone naturally cooperates.
Wei Man walked to the middle of the clearing and beckoned to Ye Zhiqiu: "Come on, boy, use your magic skill of fighting cattle across the mountain, beat me fiercely, and beat me to the point that my face is full of peach blossoms, don't be polite!" ”
Ye Zhiqiu took out a posture of a magic stick, walked forward with a shaking arm, and said loudly: "My magic skill of fighting cattle across the mountain is huge. You can't stop it alone, Fu Yongjie, why don't you go up together, line up in a line, and pick up my magic skills! ”
"Death is on the verge of death, and you're still bragging? Okay, I'll see how you perform across the mountain! Fu Yongjie sneered, also walked out, and stood beside Wei Man.
"No, no, no, you form a column, so that I can fight cattle across the mountains." Ye Zhiqiu said.
Fu Yongjie nodded, really greeted the other dogs, and stood behind Wei Man together, forming a column.
"It's still not right, Fu Yongjie should occupy the front, and I will fight across the mountain to fight Wei Man in the back." Ye Zhiqiu said.
Fu Yongjie gritted his teeth, walked in front of Wei Man, and said, "Let's start, boy, if you don't have the ability to fight cattle across the mountains today, I will turn you into a dead cow!" ”
Ye Zhiqiu nodded, retreated seven or eight steps away, stepped down from his horse, and shouted: "Everyone, look at it, I'm going to start working!" ”
"Just talk about not practicing fake tricks, come on buddy!" The crowd of onlookers cheered together!
Qi Suyu looked at it with a degraded expression, thinking to herself, if Ye Zhiqiu's trick didn't work, he would be embarrassed! Seven or eight steps apart, can you hit Wei Man?
Ye Zhiqiu nodded and sneered, recited the incantation silently, and beckoned Tan Simei to come out to cooperate.
Tan Simei immediately turned into a gust of wind and hovered in front of Ye Zhiqiu, ready to attack.
Ye Zhiqiu was ready to be in place, his right palm was slowly pushed out, and he shouted in his mouth: "Look at my invincible skills, across the mountain, fight, and cow——! ”
But no one expected that Ye Zhiqiu had just come out of his palm, and before Tan Simei could start acting, he heard a snort, and Fu Yongjie on the opposite side suddenly fell off his pants and fell to his ankles, and even his underwear was ripped off!
In front of the public, Fu Yongjie was bare-chested, and the ugly parts dragged and hung under his lower abdomen were unobstructed!
"Wow...... Trough! The girls in the crowd screamed, then quickly covered their faces and turned away.
", this isn't a cow across the mountain, it's a pants off the air, right?" The men were also amazed and amazed!
"......" Qi Suyu didn't expect it, hurriedly covered her eyes, peeked through her fingers, and thought to herself, this time Fu Yongjie is embarrassed and embarrassed, there are hundreds of people watching here!
"it!" Fu Yongjie was also stunned, and then quickly lifted his pants, and his face had turned the color of pig liver!
In the sound of a groan, Ye Zhiqiu was also lying in his heart, Tan Simei obviously hadn't acted yet, why did Fu Yongjie's pants fall off?
Moreover, Ye Zhiqiu didn't plan to rip off Fu Yongjie's pants, this trick was too obscene and damaged his prestige!
"Stinky boy, what evil method did you use?!" Wei Man was the first to react, bypassed Fu Yongjie, and threw his fist at Ye Zhiqiu!