Dai Shikai drank the red wine in his cup in one gulp, and his eyes became firm. In order to strengthen his courage, he drank four or five more glasses in a row.

It's impossible to find a man to sleep with, he admits that he has selfish intentions, and he has already entered the task anyway, so it's better to take this opportunity to have fun in time and end his maternal solo by the way.

Thinking of this, he put down the red wine glass in his hand, looked at the black-haired woman who was quietly in a daze not far away, and muttered to himself: "I'm not ill-intentioned, anyway, she's also a person, I'm saving people...... Right. ”

As he imagined, although the girl looks very charming, her character is quite shy in her bones. In front of him, the other party behaved like a girl who was just beginning to fall in love, and this shyness and introversion made Dai Shikai feel like a deer in his heart, and he was more determined to think that he was in love with the other party.

He used all the routines he saw on TV and in it, and almost tried his best to successfully win the other party.

"Well, it's late, do you want to go back to my room to rest?"

When the girl panicked and looked at herself a little shyly, Dai Shikai was really afraid that she would be rejected.

"Good...... All right. ”

To his surprise, the other party agreed!

In the bathroom, Dai Shikai smirked while taking a shower. He never expected that the other party would agree to have a dewy relationship with him. He quickly washed himself and walked out wiping his hair. The girl sat on the edge of the bed resignedly, looking at him with a pair of eyes as bright as a pair of spots, and her face flushed.

"I'm fine, you go wash it." Dai Shikai walked up to the girl, touched her satin-like smooth hair, smiled evilly and blew in the other party's ear: "Or, wash together?" ”

The girl was a little sensitive and dodged, but Dai Shikai saw the right time and threw her down on the bed. He pressed the girl's arm with one hand and stroked her soft lips with the other: "Tell me, what's your name." ”

If he returns this time, Dai Shikai has made up his mind that he will definitely find each other across the ocean and have a vigorous love affair with her.

“…… Shirley. The girl's face flushed, and she hesitated for a moment before answering his question. Looking at Dai Shikai's face slowly approaching, she suddenly pushed the other party away: "That, I'll take a bath first." ”

"Cute." Dai Shikai pounced, lying on the bed and looking at each other with interest: "Hurry up." ”

"Know...... Got it. That, the milk is on the table, I'll pour it for you. The girl's ears were red, and her eyes looked very weak. She took the towel from Dai Shikai's hand, ran back to the bathroom quickly, and locked the door.

Hearing the sound of water in the bathroom, Dai Shikai shook his head with a smile, walked to the table and picked up the glass of milk.

"Whew...... Whew......"

The icy cold water was poured on the top of his head, which made Lu Qing's hot face just now cool down a lot.

He didn't know why, he was foolishly picked up by that blonde sexy beauty, and stupidly followed the other party back to the room.

"It's good that I'm strong enough." He patted his chest with trepidation.

Taking advantage of the other party's bath, he walked around the house. Unexpectedly, Lu Qing found a packet of drugs in the luggage of the beautiful woman.

Could it be that the other party wants to stun himself first, and then plot against him?

He shook his head a little amusedly, there was really no white pie in the sky.

It's just that this packet of drugs inspired him, and anyway, the packet of drugs has been sprinkled by him in the other party's milk. As long as the other person falls asleep, he will be able to survive the night safely.

When he opened the bathroom door and sneaked outside in his nightgown, sure enough, the blonde beauty had fallen asleep.

"Whew." Lu Qing patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief. He pulled out a quilt from the cabinet and spread it on the couch. Remembering that the temperature of the air conditioner in the house was relatively low, Lu Qing walked back and wanted to cover the quilt for the other party.

However, just as his hand touched the other party, the woman who had been asleep suddenly opened her eyes and stared at herself with a pair of green eyes: "Why did you drug my milk?" ”

Lu Qing immediately made a decision, holding the other party's arm and trying to break free. However, the woman's strength was amazing, and she actually pressed herself against the bed with a reverse clamp.

"Say, what is your purpose?"

Lu Qing looked at the woman who was straddled on top of him, and his face was about to explode: "Can you get off me...... It's not good......"

"Don't like this pose? And you're on it? Although the blonde woman said ** words in her mouth, her eyes revealed incomparably fierceness, and she was like two people who were lazy before.

"I'm not going to do anything to you." Lu Qing argued: "I just don't want to ...... with you Sleep together. ”

"You don't want to sleep with me? Then what are you going to do with me going back to the room? The blonde woman asked, "You're not interested in men?" ”

"Men?" Lu Qing's eyes widened, he never expected that the person riding on him turned out to be a shemale. He stammered for a long time: "I'm sorry, I'm ...... I didn't know you had a hobby in that area...... I'm a straight man......"

"Straight man?"

This time it was the blonde woman's turn to be surprised: "You turned out to be a big X cute girl?" it, don't say it sooner...... Lao Tzu doesn't engage in base! ”

"What are you talking about? Do I look like a woman?! Lu Qing quickly noticed the second half of the woman's words, although the person in front of him was very different from the one he knew, but the tone of his voice was ......

"You...... You won't be ...... Akai, right? ”

As soon as Lu Qing's voice fell, the other party also realized that something was wrong: "Brother Qing?!" ”

The atmosphere in the room was very awkward, and the two of them, who were still fighting hotly just now, were sitting on the edge of the bed back to back at the moment, and no one was willing to speak.

"Grass, the space of the dog's day, actually got a woman's body for Lao Tzu!" Dai Shikai rubbed his hair viciously, and then realized that it was no wonder that he had been able to successfully flirt with girls, and those girls were so enthusiastic about him.

In the eyes of others, she is also a woman!

It is not difficult to explain why so many men talk to them, and Lu Qing didn't expect that the space would also give him a woman's disguise.

He has been focusing on the task, and even if someone comes to talk to him, he does so hastily and perfunctorily, not noticing the change in his appearance at all.

"Brother Qing...... Hey...... It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, it's ...... your own person" Dai Shikai looked at the other party's gloomy face, and his back was cold. He could even make up what kind of expression Lu Qing himself had on his face at this moment.

As soon as he thought of all the ** on the deck before, everything he did to him after returning to the room, the cold sweat on Dai Shikai's forehead became more and more.

"Don't come here, I don't want to see your face." Lu Qing remembered his embarrassing reaction before, he had never been good at communicating with women, not to mention that he was such a hot beauty who accosted him. Therefore, when talking to each other, I have always been very shy and distracted.

But all this is a different taste in Dai Shikai's eyes.

"Oops, it's like nothing happened!" Dai Shikai cheekily leaned over to the other party: "Brother Qing, you don't know how perfect your skin is." ”

"So that's why you want to sleep with me?" Lu Qing had a dark face and threw the red square plastic package on the bedside table in front of the other party: "I just want to make you stunned and sleep outside." But what about you? ”

"Aha, misunderstanding, misunderstanding! I didn't expect the service of this cruise ship to be so thoughtful...... Don't look at me like that, I really didn't put it! Dai Shikai smiled awkwardly and tried to make a haha: "Brother Qing, you can make do with it for a night first." I can't find anyone else when I go out so late......"

"God knows this, you know and I know, don't tell others." Lu Qing said to him with a gloomy face: "I sleep on the bed, you sleep on the sofa." ”

“…… The sofa was too narrow to sleep on. This bed is so big, you can't divide it...... Okay, okay, I'll sleep on the couch! ”

"Akai, wake up......"

The next day, when Dai Shikai opened his eyes, what appeared in front of him was no longer the black-haired and brown-eyed goddess, but Lu Qing, who had recovered her original appearance: "What time is it, you are still sleeping." Hurry up and go for a morning run! ”

"Huh?" Dai Shikai sat up stupidly, looked at his room, and looked confused on the head of the chicken coop: "We are back?" ”

"What regression?" Lu Qing grabbed his head and smiled: "Are you sleepy?" Didn't we just finish our first mission? ”

"It's a dream?" Dai Shikai looked at the other party and stared at him stupidly for seven or eight seconds.

Lu Qing was a little stunned by his staring, and immediately shook his head: "Sleep stupidly, right?" Hurry up and wash your face! ”

Looking at the back of the other party leaving, Dai Shikai put his head under the quilt, thinking of the dream of the ghost animal last night, he couldn't help but wail loudly: "Ah!! Give me back my first love!! ”

I finished writing this article head-on, and I felt ashamed to explode...... Hahahaha,That's the end of the spoof.,I'm still firmly setting the sexual orientation of the two male protagonists to straight men.,Hehe.。