Chapter 5 The long-winded Tang monk
Regarding Ji Ming's doubts, Xiao Luo smiled mischievously and said, "It's you who are too stupid!" ”
"Am I stupid?" Ji Ming's head turned black. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"yes, you're stupid, and you're stupid." Xiao Luo covered her mouth and said: "The gods of time and space, traveling through time and space is only part of the ability, in addition, the magic power in space is also beyond the reach of other gods to break the convention!" For example, in terms of size, our form is actually non-quantitative, as long as you want, you can get as big as you want, and there is no difficulty in getting as small as you want. ”
As soon as these words came out, Ji Ming was immediately stunned.
He really didn't associate "space" with "body size".
"You are cultivating the Great Dao of Time and Space to become immortals? Hahaha. Bodhi Ancestor said with a shocked expression. In this regard, Ji Ming nodded and said bluntly: "That's why I'm interested in that moonlight treasure box." By the way, you seem to have said before that only Tang Sanzang and the Jade Emperor knew about the Moonlight Treasure Box, so let's go and ask them now? ”
Hearing this, Bodhi Ancestor laughed solemnly and said, "Hahaha, don't go!" ”
"You said you wouldn't go?" Xiao Luo frowned.
"Grandma, we really can't go!" Bodhi Ancestor immediately made a bitter face, shook his head and said: "The Jade Emperor lives in the Heavenly Palace of the Immortal Realm, and he doesn't know how far away he is from the mortal world, so we can't get there for ten or eight years if we travel like this." Moreover, even if we can go to the Heavenly Palace, will the Jade Emperor definitely tell us about the Moonlight Treasure Box? It's almost as good as sending you to Slash Sendai! ”
"He dares!" Except for ghosts, Xiao Luo is not afraid of anything.
"It's always okay to ask Tang Seng about the Moonlight Treasure Box, right?" Ji Ming said.
"He? Forget it, I'd rather go to the Jade Emperor. Bodhi Ancestor looked embarrassed and said, "No, I can't let the heavenly immortals see what my Bodhi Ancestor is now...... You have all become immortals of the Avenue of Time and Space, why do you have to explore the Moonlight Treasure Box? Didn't you say you were going to catch a Sky Eater? Come on, Ancestor, I'll take you to find it. ”
In this regard, Xiao Luo rubbed her little fist and said, "Less nonsense! ”
"You're going to regret it!" Bodhi Ancestor said.
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In this chaotic time and space, Sun Wukong is planning to eat Tang monk meat with the Bull Demon King, and the Bull Demon King is happy to marry his sister to Sun Wukong.
"Three donors, if you have anything you want to ask, the poor monk must know everything." After Tang Seng learned of Ji Ming's intentions, he said very enthusiastically: "However, I can say anything, whether I can have an epiphany or not depends on your own creation." I remember that in the Guanyin Monastery, there was an old monk who sat and talked with the poor monk all night, no matter how I enlightened, he was obsessed with the poor monk's brocade robe. Isn't it just a ragged robe? Although it was given by the Buddha and sent by Sister Guanyin herself, it was just a robe after all, and it couldn't help people achieve positive results? Alas, the world is obsessed, and Wukong has been practicing with me for so long, but he can't get rid of the anger in his heart...... Hey, Bodhi Ancestor, why are you beating me? ”
Bodhi Ancestor withdrew his hand and almost collapsed and said, "Shut up! ”
"Oh, you think I'm talking too loudly? Then you said it earlier, and you didn't have to hit me. Tang Sanzang immediately said at length: "It's not right to beat someone, although you hit me, I won't be angry with you, and I won't hate you because of it, but your behavior is still wrong, not in line with your identity as an immortal." And it will also have a bad effect, for example, the young man and the child next to you, they will see you hitting someone, there is a high probability that they will also learn to hit someone, and then ...... Look, the kid has been spoiled by you. ”
When he spoke, Xiao Luo couldn't bear it and gave Tang Seng a punch.
"I'm not a child!" Xiao Luo said angrily.
"I kind of understand why Bodhi Ancestor doesn't want to see you." Ji Ming also had a headache, and said with his head covered.
"This little brother can actually suppress the resentment in his heart, it's amazing, if you are willing to follow the poor monk to learn Buddhism, you will definitely be able to achieve positive results." Tang Seng looked at Ji Ming again and said, "Alas, I think that at the beginning, Wukong just couldn't suppress his hatred, so he made a big fuss in the sky and broke through the catastrophe. Fortunately, in the end, the Buddha made a move and pressed him under the Five Fingers Mountain, otherwise the heavens would be chaotic, and there would definitely be a catastrophe in the world. But even with my Buddha, Wukong's chaotic behavior at the beginning still led to continuous disasters in the world...... I learned the scriptures to save the world, but Wukong learned the scriptures to atone for his sins, and if the calamities in the world do not disappear, Wukong will never be able to achieve positive results. ”
The Bodhi Patriarch had blocked his ears, but he couldn't control his Bodhi roots, and as a result, he let out a "hahaha" laugh.
"Why don't you have any sympathy at all?" Tang Sanzang said.
"Hahaha." Bodhi Ancestor couldn't hear him at all.
"You're still laughing?" Tang Seng was speechless.
Bodhi Ancestor: "Hahaha. ”
"You ......"
"Hahaha......"
Seeing this, Ji Ming sighed with Xiaoluo: "Sure enough, one thing descends one thing, the ancients don't deceive me!" ”
"He deserves it, who made him so verbose!" Xiao Luo pouted.
Unexpectedly, Tang Seng heard Ji Ming and the others speak, and turned his head and said: "Of course, the words of the ancients are right, you must understand that it is impossible to pass on the famous words that have not passed the test of facts for a long time." In fact, I have always admired Confucius's "Analects", the philosophy in it is even more classic than the Buddhist scriptures, Amitabha, such as the Buddha Guanyin sister, the little monk This is just a metaphor, you must not blame it when you hear it. The Analects is really profound, I am always 'reflecting on my body', you come to me, the poor monks are also 'happy', but we also need to 'learn and learn from time to time', otherwise the subtlety of the Analects will be slowly forgotten......"
"Why don't you reflect on your long-winded faults?" Ji Ming jumped up and shook his fist to give him a violent beating.
"Come on, come on, kill him!" Xiao Luo cheered.
"I can't take it anymore!" Bodhi Ancestor also rushed forward. Next to him, Monk Sha picked up the crescent shovel and was about to rush up, but Zhu Bajie stopped him and said: "In the words of the senior brother, 'The old monk will talk at length if he has something to do, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, chirp crookedly', he was beaten and we just watched, don't go over." ”
In this regard, Monk Sha scratched his head and said, "No, I also want to go up and come up twice." ”
Zhu Bajie: "......"
"If I don't let you say anything, you are not allowed to say a word, understand?" After a beating, Ji Ming's heart was finally relaxed. When Tang Seng heard this, he was about to say "understood", but Bodhi Ancestor gave him a direct look and said, "You are not allowed to speak, there are only two answers to the question, you just nod or shake your head." ”
Tang Seng nodded and didn't dare to speak.
"I want to know all the things about the Moonlight Treasure Box, remember, it's all, as long as it has something to do with the Moonlight Treasure Box, you can say whatever you want." Ji Ming said. (To be continued.) )