We met at Kunming Airport, Wu Xiaohua and double eyelids have been waiting here, I have to say that in addition to the magical eyes, the Wu family's bloodline has one of the biggest highlights is the appearance, their sisters and brothers standing there is a beautiful landscape, passers-by walked by them and looked sideways, it is estimated that the two of them are a couple who come to vacation. The double eyelids are a little Zhengtai, and Wu Xiaohua is a beautiful girl full of youth, and it is difficult for me not to find them.

I walked over to them with my suitcase and said, "It's easy for you two to be mistaken for a couple, okay?" ”

The double eyelids listened to my words, and their faces turned red all of a sudden, but Wu Xiaohua came over and grabbed my arm, raised her head and said, "So no one misunderstands, right, the boss of the Luoyang underground world?" ”

"Come on, you." I'm a little embarrassed to be by her like this, but sometimes, if a girl is wild, there is really nothing to do with a man, she just held my arm and didn't let go, and I didn't push her away, after all, being held by a beautiful woman like this is also a very face-saving thing.

"Where are we going now?" Wu Xiaohua asked me.

"You called me here, and now you're asking me where I'm going? Since there is no goal, why don't we just find a hotel room to catch up with the past? I said.

She grabbed my arm with a Nine Yin White Bone Claw, and didn't let go until I begged for mercy, and I said: "Changxing helped me contact a local friend, he should be someone who has some way here, he should pick us up outside, let's go, go over and find him first, then eat something, and then discuss the specific itinerary." ”

We got out of the airport, outside I saw the person who picked up the plane at a glance, not that I have good eyesight, but this person is really a little too exaggerated, he held up a huge cardboard, the cardboard is painted with red paint Chen Xiaotian three big characters, can hold such a thing and wait for people outside are all bigwig-level characters, I walked towards him, when I came to him, I stretched out my hand to him and said: "Hello, it's Brother Ma, right?" I am Chen Xiaotian, Uncle Changxing's nephew. ”

He put down the cardboard, grabbed my hand and shook it vigorously, and his expression and movements were even more exaggerated: "Oh, Brother Tian, I can be regarded as looking forward to you!" What Brother Ma is not Brother Ma, you can call me a pony, if it doesn't feel good, you just call me Ma Face, everyone else calls me that, I listen to it comfortably. ”

Changxing said that this person's surname is Ma, called Ma Fugui, his appearance is really a bit right to his surname, his face is slightly long, his teeth are big, and he does have a bit of a horse face when he smiles, he said so casually, I can't really call him his nickname when I meet for the first time, so he said: "It stands to reason that I am a junior and should be called Uncle Ma, but I don't pay attention to backup when I go out, just brother, you are older, I still call Brother Ma." ”

"Bright! Let's go, I have prepared a thin wine for Brother Tian to pick up the wind and wash the dust, this is my heart, you must not refuse. He took my hand and was about to leave, so I hurriedly beckoned Wu Xiaohua and Shuang Eyelid to come over, and said, "Brother Ma, these two are my friends, and we came together." ”

The horse face immediately let go of me, grabbed Wu Xiaohua's hand with one hand, and grabbed the double eyelids with the other hand, and he said excitedly: "Brother Tian's friend is my friend with the horse face, fortunately, I will be lucky, look at the appearance of the two to know that the two are extraordinary people, since they are here, if there is anything they need in the future, just command, I am a friend with two words, open!" ”

Wu Xiaohua looked at me helplessly, and I also touched my nose, I thought that Uncle Changxing's friend would be someone like him, but as soon as I came into contact with this horse face, I always felt that this guy's head seemed to be missing tendons. But we didn't say anything, followed the horse face to his car, the horse face car is a dilapidated van, this is nothing, the problem is that the car is extremely dirty and messy, the trunk is filled with a lot of sundries, the car is empty water bottles, cigarette butts, smelly socks piled together, the smell is a mixture of these things.

Wu Xiaohua is even more uncomfortable looking at me now, I am also very surprised, it's not that I look down on the horse face or anything, the main thing is that we have something to do, what I need is a person who has a certain method and status here to help greet me, and the horse face is obviously not going to have any way.

"Your friend has a lot of personality." Wu Xiaohua lowered her voice and said.

"Maybe it's a real person who doesn't show up, don't worry." That's all I can say.

Although the horse's face car is about to fall apart, but he drove very fast, a broken bread is hard to give him the feeling of a Ferrari, and finally the car stopped in front of a small restaurant, the restaurant is not big but also tidy, the horse face ordered a few dishes, insisted on opening the wine to me to pick up the wind and wash the dust by me to say that it was calmed, when eating, this guy kept giving us three dishes, at this time in fact, I have lost hope in this horse face, I took advantage of the toilet to Changxing to make a call, I said directly: "Uncle Changxing, Who are you arranging for? It's a whole two-skewer! ”

Changxing was happy all of a sudden, he said: "Ma Yan is so virtuous, this guy doesn't have any great skills, but he is an old fritter in Kunming, and they all say that he is a know-it-all, and he is not familiar with people from three religions and nine streams, but he knows them all." You see if he can help, if he can, it's the best, if he can, forget it, the main thing is that it's too far away, and I don't have any particularly reliable friends, so I met him when I was squatting before. ”

"What kind of sin is he?" I asked, I thought to myself, this guy can be in prison in Luoyang, and it is estimated that he has some ability.

"It seems that he robbed three elementary school students of six dollars and five cents, and sentenced him to three and a half years." Changxing Road.

I was trembling after hearing this, but I couldn't blame Changxing for anything and hung up the phone, and when I went back, the three of them had finished eating, and the horse face said while picking his teeth: "Brother Tian, have you eaten enough?" If you haven't eaten enough, let's continue to order, don't be polite to your brother. ”

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "I'm full, I'm full." ”

"So, let's get down to business?" The horse looked at me and said.

I looked at the people eating on the left and right, and it seemed that they should all be locals, so I said, "This is not the place to talk, let's go, I have booked a hotel, let's go to the hotel." ”

"Tut, Brother Tian, this is yours, isn't it, can you still have a place to live when you come to me? As for staying in a hotel? Ma Yan stood up and was about to go to the checkout, but after a while, he quarreled with the boss, I walked over to see, he was blushing and arguing with the boss, looking at me, the boss said with a aggrieved face: "Brother, you are together, right?" This friend of yours has a sick brain, he ate one hundred and eighty-seven yuan, and he asked me to wipe the change, I can't take one hundred and eighteen, right? He told me to wipe eighty-seven! Is there such a thing? ”

I blushed all of a sudden, and my neck was thick, and I took out two hundred yuan from my pocket and threw them on the table, pulling the horse face and leaving, and the horse face said cruel things as he walked.

After going out, I felt that my face was dark, I am not a person who loves face, but today's situation my face is really lost, I tried my best not to show emotion, I took out a cigarette and handed it to Ma Yan and said: "Brother Ma, in this way, you go to get busy first, I and my two friends will go to the hotel to settle in first, you see this beauty has not taken a shower after getting off the plane, right?" When I'm settled, you wait for my call, and we'll discuss big things again, what do you think? ”

"I'll send you! Brother Tian, I feel that you are good for everything else, but you are too polite and not open! It's like eating just now, how can you pay for it? Ma said with a face.

"No, no, no, I'll call a car, soon, you can get busy." I said.

I took out my mobile phone and called a car, and the three of us took the car all the way to the hotel I booked, Wu Xiaohua couldn't stop laughing all the way, and I didn't say a word.

I went back to the hotel and took a shower, and finally the three of us met in my room, Wu Xiaohua smiled again when she saw me, I glared at her and said, "You're still finished?" ”

She raised her hand and said, "Cheng, Cheng, I won't laugh anymore, the main reason is that your friend is too funny, but let me tell you Xiaotian, your friend is definitely a person who can do things." ”

"If you say this again, believe it or not, I'll book a plane ticket right now?" I said.

"I'm not laughing at you, I'm serious, don't forget what the Wu family does, we look at people very accurately, people like Ma Yan, big things can't be done for you, and small things can't be done beautifully, which determines that it is difficult for him to gain a foothold in society, but it is precisely such a person, between the three religions and the nine streams, they may not know anyone, but to find out the news or something, it is definitely supernatural." Wu Xiaohua said.

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