Chapter 35: Frankenstein
[Zidian] stopped on the side of the street, and the three of them got out of the car. Wei Zipei pointed to the shop on the side of the road and said, "This is it!" β
The shop on the street does not even have a decent logo, only a small wooden sign hung on the window frame, on which two lines of French popular in the Common Era are crookedly written on the wooden plaque, and under the French is the Chinese character: Galeries Lafayette.
It seems that this is a grocery store......
Wei Zipei pushed open the door of the green lacquer shop inlaid with colored glass, and the door shaft made a trembling creak, like an old woman's moan.
The exterior wall of the store was covered with moss, and several shallow cracks were staggered on the wall, and Li Huaxia couldn't help but worry: If a gust of wind blows this store down, will it bury us inside?
Walking into the store, there was a strange-looking little old man standing behind the counter, his face was full of folds like vertical and horizontal yellow earth, and his dim eyes could not be seen. Wei Zipei was talking to him about something, he shook his head reluctantly, and made gestures that I didn't know......
Until Wei Zipei showed the [Double-headed Eagle Shield].
The moment he saw the silver shining [Double-Headed Eagle Shield], the little old man was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and the hair on his whole body stood up. Then it leapt to its feet and fled like a gust of wind......
Li Huaxia stood at the door, grabbed the little old man's back collar, dragged him back, and threw Wei Zipei a questioning expression.
"Aliens!" Wei Zipei shrugged, took the little old man, and ripped a fake hood from his head, revealing its original appearance.
The alien had a mole-like head, and two large, watery eyes that glittered with grief.
Seeing the appearance of this alien, Li Huaxia thought about it for a long time and didn't decide what kind of it was.
Tabi people? Minayans? Or Mozambis? Anyway, these aliens all look similar.
"Greatly...... Person! I have a work visa, I have a work visa......" said the mole with a sad frown.
"Hmph, you have a work visa, you run a! Be honest! Wei Zipei's eyes stood up, and he said viciously.
Li Huaxia smiled and took out a small box from the counter, and said lightly: "Look, it's probably because of this kind of gadget!" γCold Flame FruitγOh, the Dominion prohibits the sale of products, and you actually blatantly sell them. What do you say to do? β
The molehead's whole body trembled like chaff, and he pleaded, "Don't drive me out, don't drive me out...... You can do whatever you want, as long as you don't deport me......"
With a "snap", the mole received a slap on the back of the head. Wei Zipei said angrily: "If you ask something about it, you will push back and block, toast and don't eat anything that is punished!" Shall we go in?! β
The mole head hesitated for a while, and when Li Huaxia couldn't bear it anymore, it finally nodded and said timidly:
"You can go in, but ...... But ......"
At this time, the grievance in the mole's heart had reached the extreme, and it really didn't know how to explain to these fierce gods the situation of its master's fire.
"But what?! The old monkey is angry with me, it's none of your business! Wei Zipei saw the molehead's concerns, and said nonchalantly.
He didn't care, but Mole Head cared a lot......
Finally, Mole Head pushes open the back door of the store with a trembling hand and enters the code with the three of them......
After getting out of the elevator and walking more than ten meters, it cautiously knocked on a wooden door.
Soon, the wooden door was opened. A handsome young man poked his head out and asked suspiciously:
"Babu, it's not lunchtime...... Huh, Li Huaxia? How did you find here? β
Isn't the owner of this face in front of him, who is captivating the country and the city, the deep fish and geese, and the moon and the flowers shy of the flowers, not Yi Qianchuan?!
Li Huaxia was also surprised, he closed his mouth after a while, and said, "Yi Qianchuan, why are you here?!" β
Yi Qianchuan introduced Li Huaxia and the three into the house, and everyone introduced each other. Only then did Li Huaxia figure out why he was here. It turned out that after he applied for social practice at Tianjing University, his mentor Huo Kejie gave him the address here and asked him to come here to work as an assistant to a scientist.
Unfortunately, this scientist is the person Wei Zipei is looking for, and he is also the owner of Zhenming Street.
Seeing Yi Qianchuan, Li Huaxia was excited, and his voice unconsciously raised a few points. Before they could say a few words, a violent roar came from the laboratory in the room: "What a noise! The little bastard from Tianjing, hurry up and get back to Lao Tzu! The decay is coming to an end, come and record the data! β
Hearing Yi Qianchuan being scolded, Li Huaxia became angry all of a sudden. He scrambled to his feet, and was about to rush to the laboratory in the back room.
Wei Zipei hurriedly grabbed him and made a calm gesture. Then he shouted at the top of his voice:
"Old monkey! If my old friend comes, I won't get out, and if I don't come out, I'll demolish the house......"
When Yi Qianchuan heard the call, he smiled at Li Huaxia and hurriedly rushed back to record the data.
After Yi Qianchuan entered the door, a figure rushed out of the laboratory like a wind! This man has sharp beak monkey gills, a messy face full of short white hair, and two long snow-white eyebrows, like a white-eyed macaque.
The facial features on his face were squeezed together with a smile, but he kept scolding Wei Zipei in his mouth:
"Goddamn little bastard, are you thinking about Daddy's baby again? Tell you, don't even think about taking anything with you this time! Not a single screw will work! β
Wei Zipei was not angry, and introduced Li Huaxia and Xiao Qi sideways, and then pointed to the white-eyed macaque and introduced:
"This is Mr. Jacques Bimbunery Robles Bredia, well, he's a scientist......"
It's really embarrassing for Wei Zipei, remembering such a long list of names as white-eyed macaques word for word.
Li Huaxia was stunned: "What Bu, what Bin, what Mr. Ya Hello!" β
"I'm Jacques Bingbunieri Robles Bredia!" The white-browed macaque corrected his pronunciation.
"Hello Mr. Jacques Robus-Robdia!" Li Huaxia tried hard.
"I'm Jacques Bingbunieri Robles Bredia!" The white-browed macaque tried again.
"Mr. Jacques Bingbos Roccani Rocadia is so ......" Li Huaxia really tried to remember.
ββ¦β¦ Ahh Stupid, stupid! A fool who can't even remember a name! Idiot humans! The white-eyed macaque finally broke out, he yelled at Li Huaxia, who looked aggrieved, and finally said dejectedly: "You still call me Lao Luo like him!" My Chinese name is Luo Fu! β
Obviously, Wei Zipei didn't see this kind of scene for the first time, he tilted his head and laughed for a while before he said to Li Huaxia: "This old monkey is like this, obviously he has a Chinese name, but he always wants others to call him the name 'mud radish sky'!" β
Because of that stinky and long name, this Lao Luo left a deep impression on Li Huaxia.
As soon as he thought about it, he immediately saw that this Lao Luo was extraordinary. Look at him obviously looks like an alien, but he actually has a Chinese name!
In the Earth Federation, and even in the Republic of Asgardia, all human beings are valued for having a pure Chinese name (Note 1).
Generally speaking, except for the natives of China, humans of other bloodlines do not have pure Chinese names, let alone aliens.
When doing identity registration, generally non-pure-blood Chinese people will be called: Wang Chari, Corleone Zhou, Lucius Chen and the like.
Only a few powerful people, scientists, or humans who have made significant contributions to the Dominion can have noble names in pure Chinese characters.
Obviously, this Lao Luo belongs to this category. Otherwise, how could he have the money to pay the environmental taxes and fines for the entire street of Zhen Ming Street?
Lao Luo's face turned, he looked at Xiao Qi, scratched his head and asked, "Are you the Xiao Qi of the Yuan Tieshou family?" β
Xiao Qi, as the head snake of Caiyun City, naturally knows that Lao Luo is fine. He hurriedly bowed and saluted, "Mr. Luo, my father-in-law often mentions your old man. I know that my identity is not on the stage, and I have never dared to come to visit Mr. β
"Hey! Boy, you can talk! Interesting, interesting! That guy has taught a good boy! Lao Luo was praised by Xiao Qi for a few words, he was in a happy mood, and entered the laboratory with a smile, and said, "Little guys, come with me!" β
Lao Luo's laboratory is like a huge square, with all kinds of strange equipment emerging in an endless stream, and you can't see the edge at a glance. In a corner of the laboratory, Yi Qianchuan was concentrating on recording the experimental data. In addition to him, there are several other assistants in the laboratory who are also busy.
"Little bastard, say it! What do you want again this time?! Lao Luo leaned on a particle stripping machine, rolled his eyes and said to Wei Zipei.
Wei Zipei smiled, rubbed his hands, and said, "I can't come to see you if I don't want things......
"Bullshit, bullshit! It stinks, it stinks! You little bastard will come to the old man when you ask for something, when do you remember to call me a message! Say what you want quickly, get out of here when you take something, Lao Tzu will be angry when you see it! β
Lao Luo's mouth really stinks to death, but Wei Zipei was scolded obediently, and he didn't mean to be angry or contradict at all.
Li Huaxia looked at the old and the young, and couldn't react.
How do you look at Lao Luo, who is an alien, he dares to say a little bastard to the agent of the immigration bureau, isn't he afraid of not being deported?!
Wei Zipei is too, no matter how he scolds, he looks like he is smiling, and he has no temper at all.
Li Huaxia thought about going to talk to Yi Qianchuan for a while, but saw that his friend was busy; In addition, there was a task here that was not good to leave, so I had to suppress the thoughts in my heart, and I didn't pay attention to what Wei Zipei and Lao Luo said for a while......
I only heard Lao Luo say hatefully: "No, no! I don't owe you the immigration department, you really dare to ask for it! Why don't you grab it! β
Wei Zipei said with a shy face: "Hey, I knew that Lao Luo, you must have made this thing!" Well, don't you think I'm having a hard time? In a word, help or not! If you don't care about me, you'll be here to die! From now on, the heavens are on different sides! Never in contact with each other! β
Lao Luo glared at Wei Zipei hatefully, blowing his beard angrily, and his cheeks bulging high. After a while, he suddenly burst out laughing and said:
"Give and give! Isn't it just equipment, but there's something we need to talk about in advance! β
Note 1: Generally speaking, only pure-blood Han Chinese people have pure Chinese names. In the Common Era, other peoples, or aliens, had their own ethnic names when they were registered. Because of the cultural influence of the Chinese Dominion in Asgardia, many non-Han Chinese will take a Chinese name, but Asgardia and the Chinese Dominion only recognize the name of the household registration.