Chapter 1 Why is the surname Ren so easy to change?
Without the drag of the walking corpse, Huang Sheng went back much faster.
He only took an occasional break in the middle, and with the foundation laid during the vein cultivation period, he galloped day and night, and it didn't take much time to get to his village.
But it was already night.
Huang Sheng is now a bold artist, and he is not in a hurry to go home to rest, but turned a corner at the entrance of the village and went to Yizhuang first.
Huang Sheng planned to tell the four-eyed Taoist about what had happened in the past few days first.
When I arrived at Yizhuang, the gate was closed.
Huang Sheng didn't doubt it, so he stepped forward and slammed the door, shouting as he patted, "Uncle Shi, are you there?" ”
"Uncle Shi, it's me, Huang Sheng."
"Master, are you there?"
I shouted intermittently for a while, shouting that Huang Sheng was a little impatient, and when he was thinking about going home, Wen Cai's muddy voice came from inside the door, "Here, don't knock." ”
In a moment, the door opened, revealing the head of a thinly dressed and sleepy-eyed scholar.
"It's you, Huang Sheng." Wen Cai saw that it was Huang Sheng, and yawned.
"Where's Uncle Shi? Is my master still here? Huang Sheng was not angry and asked directly.
"Master, and uncle, right? None of them are there. Wen Cai squinted his eyes and said nonchalantly.
"Hey, it's so late, where are they going?" Huang Sheng put down the gold box he was carrying and said a little strangely.
"They, I heard that they went to Uncle Ma Ma Di." Wencai yawned and said.
"Ma Ma Di?" Huang Sheng frowned slightly, racking his brains, he felt that this name was somewhat familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
"yes." Wen Cai replied with some impatience.
"What are you doing with Uncle Shi and my master going to this so-called Uncle Ma Ma Di?" Unable to remember, Huang Sheng asked again.
"It seems that Uncle Ma Ma Di wants to take orders to drive away the corpse alone, and I want to call the master to see what it is, anyway, I don't know. Oh, by the way, your master was there at that time, and when he heard this, he went over with my master to have a look. Wen Cai thought about it and said, after talking for so long, his sleepiness has gone a lot.
"Oh." Huang Sheng still feels very familiar, but he just can't remember, who is this numbness?
"And then?"
"Later, not long after my master and uncle passed, I came back very angrily, by the way, I still listened to my master, and I kept scolding the uncle of the Ma Ma Di, saying that he was so happy, ambitious and talented, and sloppy and unhygienic, and he could be disgusted to death by him if he talked to him." Wen Cai touched his head, thought about it, and said.
"And then?" Huang Sheng continued to ask.
"Then the master and the uncle stayed at home for a few days........." Wen Cai said slowly.
"How about staying for a few days?" Huang Sheng interjected impatiently.
"What's the hurry?" Wen Cai glanced at Huang Sheng before he said, "After staying for a few days, the master still can't rest assured that he will be in trouble, and he is worried that he will cause some trouble, so he secretly followed his uncle." ”
"Oh, when did you go?" Huang Sheng nodded and asked casually.
"It's the sixth day of junior high school." Wen Cai replied immediately.
"When is the sixth day of the first month?" Huang Sheng has been in the mountains for a long time, and he has even forgotten the time.
"That's where they went this morning. The sixth day of the new year is today, you are stupid! ”
"Ahh Huang Sheng opened his mouth wide, daring to love them and passing by!
"I said you can't get in? Do I have to go to sleep? Wen Cai's sleepiness came up again.
"No, I'd better go home first." Huang Sheng shook his head and said.
"Okay, I'm shut." As he spoke, Wen Cai, who yawned again, retracted his head and was about to close the door.
Before leaving, Huang Sheng suddenly remembered something, and blocked Wencai's closing of the door.
"What are you doing?" Wen Cai was not angry.
"Then do you know which direction my master and my master are going?" Huang Sheng raised the last question in his heart.
"How do I know? The corpse chasers are running around. Wen Cai squinted.
"Okay."
"Oh, by the way, it seems that I once heard the master say that it seems to be not far from here, and it seems to be driving corpses around the nearby Renjia Town." Wen Cai said suddenly.
"Oh." Huang Sheng responded softly, Ren Jiazhen, what a familiar name!
"If there's anything else you want to ask, I'm going to close the door if you don't ask." Wen Cai said.
Huang Sheng shook his head and signaled that it was gone.
Wen Cai frowned and closed the door.
Huang Sheng, who was standing in front of the door, looked at the dark woods outside, stood for a while, and continued to carry the box back to the village.
Back home, the night was getting deeper.
After shouting at the big iron gate for a while, a sleepy-eyed servant came to open the door and let Huang Sheng in.
Huang Sheng wanted to quietly run the secret room to practice and rest alone, but unexpectedly, not long after entering the door, Ren Tingting, who was wearing pajamas and had a big belly, greeted him, and asked for warmth with concern, and in desperation, Huang Sheng had to follow Ren Tingting back to the bedroom.
In the bedroom, Ren Tingting had just instructed her subordinates to go to the kitchen to cook a bowl of red dates and lotus seed porridge and bring it to Huang Sheng, and when she turned around, she saw Huang Sheng put down the box he had been carrying.
"What is this?" Ren Tingting asked with some curiosity.
"See for yourself." Huang Sheng smiled and played a dumb riddle.
Ren Tingting glanced at Huang Sheng coquettishly, really squatted down obediently, and opened the box.
Suddenly, the bright orange goldfish strips stabbed Ren Tingting's eyes.
"What is this....... this........ this?" Ren Tingting was frightened.
"Gold. Isn't it obvious? Huang Sheng was changing into underwear next to him, it was inconvenient to be outside, this dress had been worn for too long, and it was a little stinky.
"I know. I ask you, where did this gold come from? After all, she is also the daughter of a rich gentry, and she has seen people from the world in the provincial capital, Ren Tingting quickly calmed down.
"Earned it." Huang Sheng had already changed his clothes and replied casually.
"I'm serious." Ren Tingting said solemnly with a straight face.
"Okay, okay, let me tell you, this is me on the way, I did someone a favor, and they thanked me." Huang Sheng sat on the edge of the bed and said with a smile.
"You are talking nonsense, what is the need to give so much money? Did you do something bad on the road? Ren Tingting walked over, walked over with a worried face, and looked at Huang Sheng.
"Heaven and earth conscience, how could I do such a thing!" Huang Sheng patted his chest and said aggrievedly.
Of course, when he said this, he silently added in his heart, "Even if there is such a thing, I will not let you know." ”
Ren Tingting still looked at him in disbelief.
Huang Sheng shook his head, and had to say, "Okay, I happened to meet a group of Qing Dynasty officers and soldiers at the place where the master lived, transporting the corpse of a frontier royal family to Beijing. So in order to thank me, they gave me this thousand taels of gold. Think about it, how many people and people ointment have been looted by those royal relatives and relatives, and this thousand taels of gold is a small meaning for them. ”
Huang Sheng deliberately avoided the important and said lightly, not mentioning the thrilling process in the middle.
"Really?" Huang Sheng knows Maoshan Taoism, and his attainments are not low, she Ren Tingting knows that when her grandfather was transformed, a large part of the reason for being subdued was due to Huang Sheng.
"More real than pearls." Huang Sheng said with an oath.
"Well, be careful yourself." Ren Tingting leaned on Huang Sheng's arms and said.
"Yes." Huang Sheng touched Ren Tingting's hair and said softly.
For a long time, neither of them spoke.
"Young master, young grandmother, the porridge is here." A woman's voice rang out outside the door.
Ren Tingting sat up from Huang Sheng's arms and said, "Come in." ”
A tall and thin woman carried a bowl of porridge and put it on the table in the bedroom, "Young master, drink it while it's hot." ”
"Well, go and rest, Aunt Mei." Ren Tingting nodded.
Aunt Mei is Ren Tingting's old man in her predecessor's mansion, after Ren Tingting married Huang Sheng, Aunt Mei also came over to take care of Ren Tingting's daily life, and she is a person that Ren Tingting trusts very much.
"Okay, young grandma." Aunt Mei spoke very measured and withdrew.
Huang Sheng smiled slightly, sat down at the table, and slowly drank the porridge.
Ren Tingting watched quietly from the side.
Suddenly, Ren Tingting remembered something and said, "Brother Sheng, I have something to discuss with you." ”
"Oh, you say." Huang Sheng took the spoon and blew to make the hot porridge cooler.
"It's my distant relative."
"What's the matter with your relative?" Huang Sheng asked casually.
"My distant elder has passed away, do you think we should go and send him down?" Ren Tingting said, now that she is marrying a chicken and a dog, and marrying Huang Sheng, she will also ask for Huang Sheng's opinion on this matter.
"When Master Ren passed away, did anyone come over?" Huang Sheng asked.
"They sent people to condole." Ren Tingting said.
"That's okay, when the time comes, I'll go over and send your elder down, which can be regarded as a courtesy." Huang Sheng said, this is also a custom of human relations, and he can't avoid it.
"By the way, when?" Huang Sheng asked.
"They sent someone again this morning to say that it had been changed to the seventh day of the first month. It was their butler who had misheard. Ren Tingting said softly.
"Oh, the seventh day of the first month." Huang Sheng drank porridge and said, suddenly waking up, "Isn't it tomorrow on the seventh day of the first month?" ”
"Well, tomorrow night, welcome Master Ren over there home." Ren Tingting nodded.
"Okay." Huang Sheng thought that there would be some time, and he didn't want to be in such a hurry, he also wanted to re-cultivate his spiritual power and recover it, and then pass it.
"Where?"
"Renjiazhen."
"Renjia Town again." Hearing this name, Huang Sheng frowned.
"What did you say?" Ren Tingting asked a little puzzled when she saw Huang Sheng's appearance.
"Nothing." Huang Sheng snorted and asked casually, "By the way, what is the name of your distant relative who passed away?" ”
"Nintendo." Ren Tingting said.
"Oh, Nintendo, okay." Huang Sheng said in his mouth.
"Nintendo, that's a good name. Heaven. Heaven, Nintendo! By the time I remember, there is still Ma Ma Di! I know what it is! Huang Sheng suddenly stood up with a strange scream, which startled Ren Tingting.
"What did you do? Suddenly go crazy. Ren Tingting complained a little.
"Huh." Huang Sheng smiled bitterly, what are you doing? How lucky it is to meet a zombie again, or a dead mutant zombie!
Huang Sheng now completely remembers that "Music Zombie" or "Music Zombie" is being staged, and it is almost climaxing, and it is not time for the curtain to close.
The seventh day of the first month, the seventh day of the first month! Huang Sheng didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Looking at Huang Sheng's face-changing kung fu, Ren Tingting was also puzzled.
"What's wrong?" Huang Sheng licked his lips, not knowing what to say!
I can't say that your surname Ren is so powerful, and you will be transformed at every turn!
There is Ren Weiyong in front of him, and there is this Ren Nintendo in the back, push forward, there won't be one who can do it, right?