"Xiaobai, don't think about it, we didn't come to say that we must help you go to war with each other!"

However, Liu Zhenqing, who has watched Yuebai grow up so far, said as if he knew this child very well: "We came to you, in fact, we just want to make a stand, we just want to tell you that we are not the kind of old people who abide by the old rules and are rigid and stubborn, and we will not use your lack of orthodox inheritance to poke your backbone in the back!" ”

"That's right!"

Chen Fengyan also said: "We know you, we know that you are not the kind of villain in the other party's rumors, and we also want to ask you, do you have any way to solve the opponent in the dark other than fighting?" ”

"If I didn't have to fight, then I don't think I had anything else to do!"

"With your mind, how can you not do it?"

Yuelu came over and said: "Brother, you don't have to use fighting to defeat your opponent, there are countless ready-made teaching materials from ancient times to the present, for example, they use the defect that you don't have an orthodox inheritance to deal with, so why can't you use the same method to deal with them?" ”

"You don't want me to learn from Zhuge Liang and fight Jiangdong Confucianism!"

"Why not?"

Xu Fengyuan said: "My good son-in-law, have there been fewer stories of killing people with words since ancient times?" Zhuge Liang was angry with Zhou Yu, and he almost killed Zhou Gongjin on the spot, and Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, which is also a famous paragraph in "Three Kingdoms", as well as Sima Yiqi Kong Ming, and Jin Sheng sighed to death The executioner, isn't this a story of killing people with words! ”

The story of the executioner, which Jin Sheng sighed at, must be known to very few people.

In fact, this Jin Shengxian was a literary scholar in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, and he was also a very famous literary critic.

Moreover, Jin Shengxian is also an optimistic ancient man who likes humor and yearns for humor, and even his writing and daily words are indispensable for humorous embellishment.

However, Jin Shengsian is also humorous to the extreme, he was implicated in the case of "anti-grain crying temple" for offending the emperor, and was sentenced to death by the imperial court, but when he was about to be executed, he did not forget his humor, and before he died, he also used humor to anger the executioner who beheaded him.

It is said that before Jin Shengxian was beheaded by the executioner, he whispered to the executioner: There is a secret hidden in both of his ears, and if you can meet one of my requests before death, then I will tell you the secret in my ears.

The executioner knew what kind of person Jin Shengsian was, and he also knew that this Jin Shengsian had been called a master by the world, so when the executioner heard this, he thought that Master Jin had learned some heirloom treasure or any secret that Jin Shengsian had heard before committing a crime, so the executioner agreed to Jin Shengsi, saying: If you have any wishes, just say it, and what I can fulfill will definitely be fulfilled.

The executioner thought that Jin Shengxian wanted to let him go, after all, this is the biggest requirement of the dying person, or he asked himself to take care of his family after Jin Shengsi's death.

But Jin Shengxi said: I don't have any excessive wishes, I just want to eat something before I die, because I heard that peanuts and dried tofu can be eaten together, and you can eat walnuts, but I haven't had the opportunity to try it, and my wish is to let you find these two things for me, let me try them, and see if the rumors are true.

When the executioner heard this, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, because Jin Shengxi had been humorous all his life, and this request before dying always had his humorous demeanor.

It can be seen that Jin Shengsi, who was wrapped in hemp rope and had a card stuck in his neck to be chopped, did not mean to joke, so after determining whether Master Jin really only had this wish, the executioner immediately found two of the two things in Jin Shengsi's wish.

However, after the dried tofu and peanuts were put into Jin Shengsi's mouth and chewed twice, Master Jin said to the chopsticks that the rumors were wrong, and it was really wrong to eat these two things together.

But the executioner didn't care about this, he just asked Master Jin, and said: I have fulfilled your wish, so can you tell the secret you promised me before?

Jin Sheng sighed that his wish had been granted, and then nodded and said: I can tell you, but I have to wait until I die, and after you cut off my head to the ground, and turn my head from side to side, so that the contents of my ears fall out, you will know.

The executioner was overjoyed to hear this, and he nodded vigorously, and said, "If there is something in your ears, then I will surely bury the remains of your body, and try to keep your body and head apart."

In this way, Jin Shengxian and the executioner reached an agreement, and after the knife was cut at three o'clock in the afternoon, the executioner immediately picked up Jin Shengsi's head, and swayed from side to side, pouring out the contents of his ears.

What can be poured out is not an heirloom, but two ball of paper in a ball.

The executioner was naturally disappointed that he didn't immediately see the heirloom treasure, but after thinking about it, he said in his heart: How can the heirloom treasure be placed in people's ears? This must be a clue to Master Jin's hidden heirloom treasure, and he deliberately wrote a note to give it to me.

But what I didn't expect was that when the executioner unfolded the two notes with hope, he found that there was still no clue to the heirloom on the note, but there was not a single word on the two notes, but only one word each, 'good' and 'hurt'!

"It hurts?"

When the executioner saw these two words, he immediately understood something, and said in his heart: Master Jin is Master Jin, and even the important things on his deathbed are still humorous, and he is playing a trick on him.

In fact, the last thing that Jin Shengxi did before he died, it was just a joke for the executioner, and it didn't have any bad purpose of deliberately making people funny.

At most, Jin Shengxi was worried that the executioner would feel ashamed of himself as a good person after cutting off his head, so he thought of such a joke to relax and decompress the executioner after the execution.

However, outsiders didn't think so back then, and when everyone heard about it, they pointed to the executioner's nose and said that he was stupid, and said that it was a sin for the executioner to behead the writer Jin Shengsi, and he deserved to be played by Master Jin.

In this way, the executioner's heart became more and more awkward, and even in the end, the executioner was sick due to depression, and he was 'angry' to death by Jin Shengsi's use of the people's hearts!

Of course, this little story was not helpful to Yuebai, although he understood Xu Fengyuan's meaning and knew that the old man wanted to let him start a war with the enemy.

But the Moon Sect Master was not the kind of ancient civil official who was good at scolding war, and he himself didn't know what reason to use to scold the enemy.

But Xu Fengyuan didn't think so, he said: "It's not that you don't know what reason to use, but you haven't found your position and excuse for a while." ”

(To be continued.) ）

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