Chapter 18 Zuo Ci plays Cao Cao

"Cao Apu, you can win against Yuan Shao, it's all because of me Xu You, I take the lead!" Xu You was drunk and sprinkled on the street: "I want us to steal chickens and dogs, drink and gamble together, how happy it was, don't you say?" Hey, what about you? Come on, someone, bring me that Cao A's secret. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Sir, be cautious, be careful to reach the ears of the prime minister." An attendant reminded.

"It's okay, it's okay, what if it's passed on?" Xu You didn't care at all, and continued to splash: "It's just a little gangster, they all have one nose and two eyes, what's the difference with us?" Go and find him, and I will tell him the story of the past...... I think at the beginning, we were lying on the wall of the widow's yard next door......"

Xu You had to continue, and Xu Chu, who was passing by, raised his leg and kicked him off the horse.

"I am the prime minister, so I made Xu Ziyuan, who are you?" Xu You said in a daze.

"You also deserve the surname Xu?" Xu Chu was a little speechless, and said secretly: This person started to get drunk, and he simply didn't cut it. However, at this time, his anger was not yet burning, and he didn't have much killing intent, he just wanted to teach Xu Yu a lesson. However, when he saw that Xu Chu was a general, he shouted: "Do you know what a surname is?" Find your prime minister for me, and I want to ask him face to face, why don't you teach your dog well? ”

As soon as these words came out, Xu Chu couldn't hold back anymore, and said angrily: "Do you believe that I cut you?" ”

"Come on, come on, I'll stretch my neck and cut you, do you dare?" Xu You said with his neck stretched.

Xu Chu heard the words and decisively cut down, and Xu Yu died at the age of 37.

Then Xu Chu went to ask Cao Cao for guilt, and Ji Ming was here......

"City Lord, I don't know what you want to tell you to let Xiaodao come down?" Zuo Ci's beard and hair are all white, and in terms of appearance and age, he looks older than Yan Huang. But he didn't dare to be respectful in the city of time and space, for no other reason, except for Lu Bu, the other residents were all ancients hundreds of years ago, and they also used to be powerful in the world.

Zuo Ci is old, but if you want to rely on the old and sell the old, it's better to wash and sleep!

Lu Bu, the only resident younger than him, would tell him what it means to be powerful and what it means to be a hero.

Therefore, under a variety of reasons, Zuo Ci and Nanhua slowly became humble, and they no longer had the arrogance they had when they were in the Nether.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that Cao Cao wants to invite you to dinner, you shout 'Ah Hide' I'm here, just go in and eat and drink." Ji Ming smiled wickedly and said. When Zuo Ci heard this, he immediately rushed into Cao Cao's mansion with his head held high, and said in a loud voice: "Cao Apu, this immortal is here, you quickly set up a banquet to entertain me." ”

After pretending to be a grandson in the sky for so long, he can finally go to the lower realm once, Zuo Ci can be described as high-spirited at this time.

It's just that he forgot that Cao Cao happened to hear that Xu Chu had beheaded Xu Yu at this time, and he happened to be angry.

"You, you, come and follow me." A group of soldiers came out, and some "unfriendly" took Zuo Ci outside. In this regard, Zuo Ci, who was used to being comfortable, didn't react for a while, and asked as he walked: "This brother, where are we going?" ”

"Go to the noon gate!" A soldier said.

Zuo Ci was stunned when he heard this, and said in amazement: "Then Cao Apu didn't hold a banquet in the mansion, why did he run to the noon gate?" ”

"Banquet? Hehe. The soldier had never seen such a "fool", and said with some amusement: "That is not a banquet for the prime minister, but an execution ground, and we are going to take you to the noon gate and cut off your head!" Speaking of which, you are also unlucky, for those self-righteous fools, the prime minister has always been very tolerant, but unfortunately, today is an exception. ”

"What's the situation?" Zuo Ci was momentarily stunned.

"Prime Minister, he's angry." Said a kind soldier.

"Ben Xian didn't ask that, I came here on the order of the city lord, how could he Cao Cao deceive me?" Zuo Ci still couldn't understand, so he hurriedly said: "The city lord is your Han national teacher, he is the god lord of heaven, you dare to disobey his orders......"

The noon gate had arrived, and before he could finish speaking, the soldier had already raised his knife and cut off Zuo Ci's head.

"Didn't I tell you that I was an immortal?" Zuo Ci's head fell to the ground and said with depression.

In an instant, all the soldiers were frightened and ran desperately to Cao Cao's mansion. And the onlookers at the noon gate, most of them were so frightened that they ran home crying and crying, hiding in the bed and never daring to come out. When he saw the herald again, Cao Cao found that the man was carrying a head in his hand.

It's strange that it's just a head, but he actually rolls his eyes and looks at himself.

"Who is this?" Cao Cao asked.

Xun Yu, Cao Pi, Xu Chu, Cao Ren and others were also puzzled.

"Cheng, Prime Minister, it's none of my business, it's not me, it's it, this head has to be brought by me, and if you don't bring it, it will harm me." At this, the herald rolled his eyes and passed out. And Zuo Ci's head flew high at this time and hung in the center of the main hall.

"Father, what is this?" Cao Pi trembled with fright, but he still held on and did not show any gaffes.

"The son is silent, and the strange force is confused." Xun Yu was shocked into a cold sweat, and subconsciously read the Analects.

"Confucius?" Zuo Ci smiled and said, "I know him." ”

He smiled normally, but if there was only one head, it was not normal. Xu Chu was bold, and when he saw this, he pulled out his sword and slashed at Zuo Ci fiercely. The next moment, only to hear the sound of "dang", the sword was shaken open, and a big gap was knocked out of the blade.

"I, I......" Cao Cao gasped and didn't say anything.

"Invite me to dinner!" Zuo Ci said.

Who can imagine what it would be like to invite a head to dinner? The people in Cao Cao's mansion today saw it, and they were terrified and could not forget this picture for the rest of their lives. It didn't take long for Zuo Ci to eat and drink, and finally he left in a dashing manner, singing in front of Cao Cao's mansion: "Zuo Ci has a blind eye and a soul trick, a head banquet for Cao Men, and a trick on Cao Ying's three thousand soldiers, and the immortal family outside the sky has attained Taoism!" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked again, where was the head? It was an old immortal with a fairy wind and bones.

"Overfulfilled the task, there is a lot of space-time energy." Xiao Luo said with great satisfaction.

"Well done, reward you with 100,000 yuan of time and space points." Ji Ming nodded and said. After Zuo Ci thanked him and left, he took Xiaoluo and rushed to Xinye. Calculate the time, the embodiment of wisdom in the Three Kingdoms period, Zhuge Kongming, who monopolized seven colors by himself, is also about to go out of the mountain.

The wisdom of Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong is the pinnacle of literati in this era.

"Xuande, Yunchang, Yide, don't tell Zhuge Liang my identity for a while, see if he can guess who I am." When Liu Bei visited Zhuge Liang for the third time, Ji Ming's heart moved, and he also rushed over.