People are divided into groups, and things are gathered by like.

It's normal for a mad dog to be with a mad dog.

Chu Xiaoye suddenly thought of his little cheap cat.

Could it be that he is also cheap?

When I walked into the community, I suddenly smelled of meat wafting in the air.

The landlady was sitting in the corner next to him with a bowl of steaming meat, feasting on it.

Chu Xiaoye said hello and said with a smile: "Grandpa Zhang's teeth are really good." ”

The landlord glanced up, pointed to the kitchen, and said generously: "Freshly slaughtered and cooked dog meat, go taste it." ”

Chu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment and said, "Dog meat, where did the dog come from?"

The landlord lowered his head to eat the meat and said, "Of course it's my own, could it be that I stole it?"

Chu Xiaoye's expression froze.

Only then did he find that the black dog that followed him was missing.

"Hey, I've been raising it for eight years, and I'm reluctant. However, the dog bites the man, and it can't stay. ”

The uncle sighed, his tone was full of sadness, but his mouth was still gnawing on the bones with relish.

Chu Xiaoye said strangely: "Grandpa Zhang, your dog looks so docile, how can it bite people?"

The uncle threw away the bones in his hand and said, "Who knows, when we came together in the morning, it had already bitten two wild cats to death, and then chased after the residents to bite, biting a total of three people." You kid left early and survived. Even if you get a rabies vaccine, it is not necessarily safe, after all, there are too many fakes these days. ”

Chu Xiaoye nodded and said, "Then you eat slowly." ”

After leaving, there was a hint of contemplation on his face.

A dog goes crazy, maybe just by accident.

However, in one day, in the same place, there are two dogs going crazy, it is very abnormal.

When he returned to the house, the little monster in red trousers walked out of the room with a hideous face, looking at him pitifully with innocent eyes.

Little bitten, what about the tsundere before?

Why is it gone?

Chu Xiaoye laughed in his heart, spread his hands, and said, "I didn't bring food, and I didn't eat in the morning." I'll bring it to you at noon. ”

The little black cat "meowed" aggrievedly, turned around and returned to the room, hiding in the corner, and did not dare to see anyone.

Chu Xiaoye couldn't bear to tease it anymore, so he went over to catch the water, took off his clothes, and began to cultivate.

The little black cat was lying in the corner, staring at his crotch quietly, but he was cursing viciously in his heart: Curse you to shorten by ten centimeters! Curse you to become a little earthworm! Curse you to urinate urgently, urinate frequently, urinate bifurcation, curse you to explode on the spot immediately!

Chu Xiaoye suddenly opened his eyes, looked at it, and said with a smile: "Kitten, I forgot to say it to you." Last night, while you were asleep, I not only took off your clothes, but also pulled your boobs. It feels, hehe, it's not bad. ”

“......”

The little black cat was stunned for a few seconds, then jumped up suddenly, its bare tail stood upright, looked at him with a hideous face, and hissed "whining" from its mouth.

Chu Xiaoye said with a provocative expression: "Come on, come and beat me." Wearing red trousers, you think you're a bullfighter? Do you dare to be arrogant without a weapon?"

The little black cat glared at him viciously, tears flowed out of her eyes, and she cried: "Chu Xiaoye, I hate you! You took advantage of me, I will never forgive you for the rest of my life!"

Chu Xiaoye said lightly: "When I first came back, I saw the landlord eating dog meat, it was very fragrant, I don't know if cat meat is fragrant?"

The little black cat suddenly shuddered, slowly clenched the cat's fist, and said angrily: "Don't think that my sister will be afraid ......of you!

Chu Xiaoye stood up.

"Master, your call is here!"

The little black cat suddenly had a flattering face, and learned the ringtone of the mobile phone delicately.

It just so happened that the phone rang.

"You're a fool, but look cool and ......"

The sound of the music, combined with its flattering and comical appearance full of servants, was perfectly combined.

Chu Xiaoye glanced at it lightly and went over to pick up the phone.

"Hey, is it Chu Xiaoye? I'm your counselor, you come to the school right away, the leader has something to do with you!"

On the phone, a serious and hurried voice came.

Chu Xiaoye asked, "What's the matter?"

The voice was very impatient, and sneered: "What good deeds did you yourself, you don't remember? Come over to me quickly, or I will call your home immediately and let your family come!"

With that, he hung up the phone.

Chu Xiaoye was puzzled.

Is it a school beating?

In any case, they must not be allowed to call home.

He has no home.

Therefore, it will be uncles and aunts who answer the phone.

When the time comes, I don't know how much reprimands and ridicule will bring.

If grandparents found out, they would be worried.

He quickly got dressed and went out the door.

The little black cat wore red trousers and meowed on the windowsill: "Don't forget to give it to your sister...... Owner, don't forget a kitten to bring food to eat. ”

Chu Xiaoye lost goosebumps all over his body.

The birds in the trees, fluttering their wings and flying away, screamed in their mouths, "Ugly, ugly, ugly!"

After Chu Xiaoye returned to school, he saw a group of people in front of the teaching building from a distance.

A woman crossed her waist with one hand and pointed the other to the school leader's nose and cursed.

A middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes stood behind her, seemingly supporting her, and reprimanded her sharply from time to time.

"Is that her?"

Did the mad dog bite the school?

Chu Xiaoye saw that it was the mother of the mad dog, the big mad dog, and couldn't help but look cold and walked over.

"Hey, Coke!"

Who knows, halfway through, he killed a mother Cheng to bite the gold!

Xu Hai suddenly jumped out from behind the big tree next to him, stared at him with big eyes, and stretched out his small hand in front of him, looking like he was collecting debts.

"Go while it's cool!"

Chu Xiaoye was in a bad mood, too lazy to mess with her, and slapped her little hand away and bypassed her.

Xu Chai jumped a few times, stopped in front of him again, and continued to stretch out his hand and said: "Coke! Give me Coke! I haven't drunk Coke for a day, and if I don't drink Coke, I'm about to die!"

"Will you get out of the way?"

Chu Xiaoye said with a cold face.

Xu Chai immediately flattened his mouth, sobbed a few times, and said with an aggrieved face: "It is natural to repay debts." You owe me Coke, and I'm looking for you, is it wrong?"

Chu Xiaoye glanced at the situation in front of the teaching building, and said hurriedly: "I have something to do now, don't make trouble! I'll buy it for you later." ”

Xu Chai opened his eyes wide, looked at him pitifully, and sobbed: "If you wait a while, people won't be able to stand it! If you don't drink Coke for a day, people will have irregular menstruation, nervous confusion, hemiplegia, frequent urination, urgency, and bifurcation!"

The corners of Chu Xiaoye's mouth twitched, and she looked at her with a shocked expression.

This Nima! It's so serious???

"Get out!"

Toast without eating and eating penalty wine!

Chu Xiaoye pushed her away and walked quickly to the teaching building.

In front of the school building, scolding turned into beatings.

The woman finally revealed the nature of a big mad dog, stretched out ten sharp nails, and began to scratch frantically at the school leaders.

Xu Chai looked at Chu Xiaoye's back as he left in a hurry, covered his chest, blushed, and stomped his feet in shame: "If you push someone, you will push someone, what does it mean to push your chest?