The crazy old man saw my surprise, and said with a dry laugh: "Don't be so surprised, he's not so bad, clamp your eyelids, take care of your eyeballs, and don't fall off later." ”

I'm completely convinced, my father's brothers, are indeed awesome, to be honest, I'm a little proud, you must know that fish out of a bay of turtles out of a beach, people with clusters of clusters, with the father of these brothers, at least has to be quite awesome.

The crazy old man didn't pay attention to me, he kept walking forward, I knew that the front was the vegetable market, and I had gone to buy a chicken with Miss Lan before, and I thought about it in my heart, Yue Yidao, who was begging for food, would shout, and the rest were witches, prostitutes, scale-bearers and matchmakers, who were mixed in the vegetable market, so I didn't need to ask if it was the scale-holder.

Entered the vegetable field, turned around for a long time and saw a lot of scales, there is one on each vegetable stall, or electronic, there is no one who seems to play Qimen, I can't help muttering in my heart, could it be that the crazy old man is greedy, and really wants to buy a chicken?

As soon as I thought of this, I saw a big fat man walking in, full of height, round head and small eyes, big hands and feet, and his body was wet, as if he had just been splashed with a basin of water.

This is not the point, the point is that this person is really outrageously fat, that big belly, I can bet a hundred dollars with anyone, bet that he will never see his feet when he stands up straight and looks down.

But the crazy old man stuck to it, stretched out his hand and patted the man's shoulder and said, "Tiger! ”

The name of the tiger, Yue Yidao has already mentioned it once, but I didn't expect it to be such a fat tiger, I really doubt that his size, can still do it with people, three circles and one pocket, whether he can beat others or not, he will definitely be tired and lie down.

The fat tiger laughed when he saw the crazy old man, and the fat on his face was squeezed together, and the small eyes that were squeezed were almost invisible, compared with when the crazy old man laughed.

Immediately, he grabbed the crazy old man's chest, raised his hand and lifted the crazy old man, and said with a smile: "Tree madman, I have been waiting for you for twenty years, and you finally dare to fall on my territory, say it yourself!" How do you want to die? ”

As soon as he finished saying this, most of the vegetable market suddenly fell silent, and a few pork sellers touched the pig-killing knives, staring at me and the crazy old man who was lifted by the tiger with malicious intentions.

The crazy old man was not panicked at all, and said with a smile: "You can die as much as you want, or not?" Let's see who eats more, see if you can kill me? ”

The tiger laughed and said, "Tree maniac, your flamboyant tongue has not changed at all." He left the crazy old man and walked to the pork stall next to him. When those who killed pigs saw it, they also threw away the pig-killing knife.

Before the tiger could speak, the stall owner asked with a smile, "Master Tiger, what do you want to eat today?" Loin? Chops? Hind legs? They were all freshly slaughtered in the morning, and they were still hot! ”

The tiger hand pointed to the two pork kidneys on the stall and said, "I don't have an appetite today, so I'll do it for these two." ”

The boss agreed, took a plastic bag and handed it to him, the tiger took it and turned around and left, and did not mention the money, but the boss did not say a word, and smiled brightly, as if the tiger took his pig kidney to give him face.

The tiger carried two waists and went out of the vegetable market, and the crazy old man followed behind like this, I leaned over and whispered, "How did this tiger do the vegetable market bully?" If you don't give money to other people's things, such a person, do we use it to ask him for help? ”

The crazy old man laughed: "You know a fart! Don't you see the pork seller smiling and blooming? The tiger is your father's brother, can he be the one who takes people's things for nothing? ”

"This vegetable field was covered by a few bullies before, and each stall asked for a sum of money every day, and if you don't give it, you will be beaten, but the tiger came, and the bullies were all down, and from then on, he covered it here, not a dime, and who didn't save twenty or thirty thousand yuan a year."

What's more, these people usually don't suffer less from his benefits, who comes to cause trouble in the general vegetable field, just greet him, and now the whole vegetable market treats him as a benefactor, not to mention two pig kidneys, and no one will say a word when he mentions half a pig. He is not holding a scale here, but a human heart. ”

After speaking, he glanced back at the vegetable field and said: "You will also talk to me about this, the people in the vegetable market are not willing to hear bad things about tigers, the people here are very mixed, among them are not ruthless, one is not good, and it is light to stab you twice." ”

When I thought about the situation just now, it seemed that this was really the case, and I also had some respect for the tall and fat back in front of me.

Out of the vegetable field is a row of old-fashioned bungalows, probably built to rent to the vegetable sellers, these people are bitter, the living conditions are not high, there is water and electricity.

The tiger was walking in front, and a basin of water splashed out, and suddenly the tiger was drenched, and the crazy old man hurriedly grabbed me, winked at me, and said, "Wait first, let's see the good show." ”

I thought to myself, what's so nice about this, I was just splashed with a basin of water, and people don't necessarily mean it, with the mind of a tiger, I shouldn't care about others.

Who knew that the tiger would blow up his hair, wiped his face, pinned the plastic bag containing the pig's kidney to his waist, and scolded as soon as he stretched out his hand and pointed to the house: "Wang Lifen, you TM give Lao Tzu out, you will be uncomfortable if you don't clean up for a day, right?" Lao Tzu wondered, why did you provoke this girl, a pot all day long, a pot over, is it interesting? ”

As soon as he spoke, the door opened, and a half-aged stood leaning against the door, glancing at the tiger and saying, "Yo! Took gunpowder today? So angry? Do you want my wife to vent your anger? ”

Speaking of this, he suddenly changed his face and said: "My mother doesn't splash you two pots a day, it's uncomfortable, what's wrong?" If you don't believe that you have the ability, don't walk from the door of the old lady, grow wings and fly through the sky! Don't think that you can't cure you with a lard fat old lady, the old lady tells you that the old lady is happy to splash you two pots, and if you are unhappy one day, you have to give the old lady obediently next to you if you splash three pots and four pots, and if you don't clean up for three days, you will be fried! ”

I completely understand what it means for a woman to turn her face faster than turning a book, and I understand in my heart, no wonder the tiger is wet, and I was hit by a pot before I dared to love, and I can't help but laugh when I think about it, this tiger is very awesome in the vegetable field, but this woman seems to be his nemesis, and she looks like she has eaten him.

Someone in the nearby household stuck out his head, and when he saw that it was a tiger arguing with the woman, a smile suddenly appeared on his face, and he retracted his head one after another, as if he had become accustomed to it.

The crazy old man suddenly leaned over, and before he could speak, he showed an old fox-like smile, stood in front of the woman, and shouted, "Sister Fen! You're getting prettier! With such an elegant temperament, you can choose Miss China. ”

I immediately retched, this crazy old man opened his eyes and said nonsense is getting better and better, this woman looks like a standard shrew, and the word beautiful has nothing to do with it, as for the second half of the sentence, I can only pretend that I don't hear it at all.

When the half-old milf saw the crazy old man, her eyes suddenly lit up, and then she slapped it and scolded in her mouth: "Look at your old slut, no matter how much you please the old lady, the old lady doesn't want to look at you squarely!" No wonder the tiger is still cocking its tail, dare to ask for face in front of you! Say! What are you doing here? ”

The crazy old man seemed to have been prepared, and he dodged the slap in a flash, and continued to say with a smile: "It's still Sister Fen's eyes are bright, as soon as she sees me, she knows that I am here for something, and the stupid tiger can't see it, and is ready to fight with me!" ”

The corner of the half-old's mouth twitched, glanced at the crazy old man and said: "The tiger is too lazy to take care of you, which green onion do you think you are, the old lady takes care of you completely for the sake of Wang Yueshan's face, otherwise she will slap you to death." ”

The crazy old man was waiting for her words, and when he heard her mention his father's name, he quickly pulled me over, and shoved me in front of the half-old and said, "Take a good look, whose kind is this little guy?" ”

The half-old glanced at me, immediately looked at me again, stretched out her hand and pulled me over, looked up and down for a long time, and didn't speak, I had to report to my home: "Auntie, my father is Wang Yueshan." ”

The half-old nodded and said, "I can see that this nose and this eyebrow are carved out of a mold, what about your dead ghost father?" Why didn't you come? The tone of his voice suddenly became extremely gentle, and the appearance of scolding the tiger and the crazy old man just now was completely two people.

Before I could answer, the mad old man cried and cried: "Poor Yueshan! What a miserable death you had! Don't close your eyes when you're dead! Watch what your friends will do to your son! Let's see if your son is bullied and anyone comes out! ”

I was stunned for a moment, which one is the crazy old man playing? Trick the old dog, provoke Yue, and be moved by the tiger ready to cry? But you have to pretend to be like a dot! This can't shed tears, who can't see that it's pretended!

Sure enough, when the tiger heard this, he turned his head and wanted to run, but as soon as he ran two steps, he found that there was already a woman in front of him with both hands pinching her waist and a blue face, which was the half-old.

I didn't even see her move, and she stopped in front of the tiger in a daze.

As soon as the woman stopped the tiger, she asked in a strange way, "Where do you want to go?" ”

The tiger turned his head to look at the crazy old man and said, "Haven't you seen it yet?" The tree maniacs are pretending to cry to provoke us to make a move, and the trouble must not be small, so I TM will not be stupid enough to fall for him. ”

I'll be able to hear it! This tiger looks fat and stupid, but it's not stupid at all! The crazy old man's hand is a mess.

Who knew that the half-old grabbed the tiger's ears as soon as she stretched out her hand, pulled the tiger back as soon as she lifted it, and said as she walked: "Are you blind when you are an old lady?" Can't help the old lady and can't get an idea? If you don't have a mother, you can try another one? The old lady promises to cut your two eggs and feed them to the dogs! ”