Chapter 15: Drunkenness
"Hey~Hey~ Gareth, are you alright?"
Finn, who was on the side, saw Gareth choking on wine, laughed helplessly, and patted him on the back to smooth him out.
Gareth coughed and blushed and waved his hand at Finn, signaling that he was okay.
And Loki also laughed at Gareth with a smile on his face.
"Gareth, as a guy who soaked in a wine jar, you will choke on wine, you are really an unqualified drunkard."
As an old drunkard, Loki knew it was a liquor they had never drunk before, just when he smelled it, so Loki didn't want to drink it as quickly as Gareth.
Wei Jun, who was beside Loki, was also attracted by Gareth's coughing.
Looking at Gareth's embarrassed appearance, Wei Jun asked with some concern.
"Uncle Gareth, doesn't this wine match your appetite?"
"Why do you think so?! This wine is strong enough! Spicy enough! Enough choke! Only such a spirit can be called the romance of our adventurers, and the old man promises that no adventurer will refuse such a fine wine, no one! ”
With that, Gareth poured himself another large sip of the liquor from his glass, and this time he didn't cough, but his cheeks quickly flushed.
Wei Jun also knew that there was a lot of exaggeration in Gareth's words.
However, Wei Jun only needs to understand that this liquor has enough charm for adventurers like them, especially adventurer drunkards.
On Loki's side, after a shallow taste of liquor, her eyes also lit up slightly.
"The taste is more than ten blocks worse than that of the god wine (the failed product), but this wine is strong enough, and it tastes much better than ordinary ale wine.
Hey~ Boy, didn't you want to fight with us just now, come on, let's do this glass first. ”
As he spoke, Loki picked up his wine glass and motioned for Wei Jun to start.
But at this time, Wei Jun was a little hesitant.
"Hey, what are you kid hesitating about, aren't you afraid that we will deliberately get you drunk, and then inquire about some news that shouldn't be inquired about?"
Loki squinted his eyes and said to Wei Jun with an unhappy expression.
“......”
Wei Jun sighed again in his heart, and now he realized how terrifying this usually unobtrusive Loki was.
Before he could make a sound, this guy guessed his thoughts, and he wasn't the kind of person who wrote his thoughts on his face!
Before Wei Jun could answer, Loki waved his hand at Wei Jun and said.
"Let's promise, we're just drinking with you tonight, and we won't ask you a word if we shouldn't ask, Aunt Mia and Miss Xi'er are supervising us on the side, it's all right?"
Hearing Loki's assurance, Wei Jun shook his head with a smile and didn't think much about it anymore.
In fact, no matter how much he thought about it, it was useless, with his current strength, any member of the family could pinch him to death with one hand.
Now that Wei Jun has made up his mind to contact the Loki Clan, he must be mentally prepared in all aspects.
Moreover, Loki Clan can be the protagonist of the dungeon story, and the character of their clan members is not bad.
On the premise of not revealing his secrets, Wei Jun did not recommend befriending them.
Picking up his wine glass, Wei Jun smiled heartily at Loki.
"Okay!"
"Haha~ Is this like a word? Let's take the cruel words you put earlier, but let's see who falls first. ”
After saying that, Loki didn't talk nonsense, he directly picked up the wine glass, lightly hit Wei Jun's glass, and then raised his head and drained the liquor in the wine glass in ten seconds with a grunt!
"Ha~ It's only fun to drink like this, this wine is really delicious!
Ay? Why are you stunned, hurry up and drink all the wine in your cup, our account is not so easy to rely on! ”
As soon as Rocky finished saying this, the huge sequelae of liquor finally came to his head.
A red halo instantly crawled all over Loki's cheeks, and Loki's eyes became a little misty.
"Hmm~ The stamina of this wine is greater than expected, but this kind of wine is interesting to drink!"
"Eat some food to cushion your stomach, how can you drink like this."
Seeing Loki, who was already a little drunk beside him, Wei Jun persuaded him.
However, Loki's heroism once again refreshed Wei Jun's understanding of her.
A cup six or seven centimeters wide and more than ten centimeters high was suffocated in one bite.
Such a feat, not to mention the guy who only drinks low-grade alcohol on weekdays, even if Wei Jun goes down with this cup, he doesn't dare to say that he can stand it.
Loki stretched out his finger and poked Wei Jun's face, "Don't play stupid for us, it's your turn!" ”
"Okay, okay, okay, listen to you, it's my turn."
Shaking his head with a smile, Wei Jun also picked up the quilt and poured all the wine in the quilt directly into his stomach.
"Gollum~Gollum~Gollum~Ha~"
Like Loki, the wine glass in his hand was also suffocated by Wei Jun. It's just that after this cup bottomed out, Wei Jun felt as if a blazing fireball was burning in his stomach,
Without saying a word, he took out his chopsticks, Wei Jun picked up a dish in front of him and stuffed it into his mouth, drinking liquor on an empty stomach was no different from dying.
Loki glanced at Wei Jun's empty cup and patted Wei Jun on the shoulder with laughter.
"Finally, let's catch a guy who can drink, come, don't patronize and eat, let's continue!"
As he spoke, Loki smiled and took out a few bottles of wine from the side, filling the glasses for himself and Wei Jun.
Looking at Loki, who was in high spirits, the corners of Wei Jun's eyes twitched unconsciously.
"Don't be stunned, show the momentum you were going to drink just now, didn't you just want to avenge your dead bean? Come, come, come, drink us! ”
Loki squinted his eyes, raised his glass to Wei Jun defiantly, and said with a smile.
I'll go! This decisiveness is unbearable, although he knows that Loki is provoking himself, but Wei Jun admits that he was still provoked by her.
"Keep going?"
Raising his glass, Wei Jun asked Loki.
"Of course!"
Loki nodded without hesitation.
The two of them, who had simply reached an agreement, continued to bury their heads in the cups.
At this scene, everyone in the Loki family looked accustomed to it and didn't look strange.
From time to time, a group of people admired the new dishes on the table, and the scene quickly became lively.
At the dinner table, everyone completely ignored the two people who were fighting wine.
For the two people on the opposite side, one cup after another, the dwarf uncle Gareth expressed his admiration.
Even he, a first-level adventurer with a lv.6 physique, didn't dare to pour wine down as violently as Wei Jun and Loki.
This is not to say that Lv.6's physical fitness is not strong enough, but that his body has not had time to adapt to such a high concentration of alcohol for the first time, and he cannot produce the immunity of this high concentration of alcohol.
Gareth thought that even an alcoholic like himself would collapse on the table after a few large glasses.
But what about the two people in front of you?
It had only been a few minutes, and the two had already refilled themselves with a fifth cup.
After four glasses, the two of them still refilled their quilts with slightly trembling palms.
"Hey~ you...... Okay, huh? Why do we have this cup...... You poured it for yourself before it was full? ”
Loki looked at Wei Jun with a smile and said with a knot in his tongue.
"Huh!? Say what...... Silly, I'm making ...... You, I'll fill myself with this cup! ”
At this time, Wei Jun's face was flushed, his eyes were hazy, and his tongue was knotted.
"Bang~"
Hearing Wei Jun's words, Loki stopped doing it. Slamming the table hard, Loki said angrily.
"Hah! Are you telling us a joke, when did we Rocky drink and let people drink, who dares to question the amount of alcohol we drink! See, this half bottle is for you! ”
After that, Loki didn't wait for Wei Jun to answer, and directly grabbed the unfinished half bottle of wine in front of him and poured it into his mouth.
"Let me have half a bottle?! Tease me! Okay, you're amazing, if you dare to let me have half a bottle, then I'll let you have half a bottle! ”
Seeing Loki like this, Wei Jun, who had already drunk stupidly, was not to be outdone, picked up the wine bottle in his hand and poured wine into his mouth in a big gulp.
However, the wine bottles in their hands had not yet bottomed out, and they fell from their hands one after another, and the two of them covered their mouths in unison, and a strong vomit welled up in their throats.
Seeing this scene, the people around them hurriedly flashed around.
Fortunately, Wei Jun's eyes were quick, and he knew in his hazy consciousness that they must not vomit here, pulling Loki, enduring the strong vomiting, Wei Jun opened his legs and ran to the toilet without saying a word.
It seemed that he had to compete with Wei Jun, and seeing that Wei Jun didn't vomit, even Loki endured it.
Looking at the two people who fled the scene quickly, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Really, it's just a drink, is it necessary for these two (gods) to work so hard?"
"Haha~ Isn't it good to enhance the relationship like this."
"Well, well, I also agree with the words of the head of the regiment. Na~Na~ Leader, your quilt is empty, I'll pour you a bar. ”
"What a joke! You don't think you're planning to mingle with that little character in the future! ”
"Hemp ~ Ma ~ Is there anything bad about it."
"You idiot Amazon, what do you know!"
"Hah! Captain, why don't we ask the kitchen to add another dish to us, just call it a roast wolf meat!" ”
"Huh!? Bastard Amazon, you want to quarrel don't you! ”
"Hehe~"
“......”
On the other side, Wei Jun and Loki, who came out of the toilet, hooked their shoulders and staggered towards the table.
After the two came back, under the eyes of everyone crying and laughing, the two began to fight again.
One night the two drank and vomited, vomited and drank, at first from about seven o'clock to about eleven o'clock in the evening.
Until the end of the scene, when the two were helped off the table by everyone, they were still muttering that they must drink each other.
Hestia and Xi'er, who helped Wei Jun back to the room, complained very dissatisfied when they smelled the strong smell of wine on Wei Jun's body.
"Really, why does Joon have to go crazy with Loki's bastard, what is this drunk."
Faced with Hestia's dissatisfaction, Ciel just responded with a smile: "Well~ Is this also no way." ”
After a lot of effort, the two sent Wei Jun back to bed. After putting down a glass of warm water at Wei Jun's bedside, Ciel and Hestia gently exited the room.
For a while, only Wei Jun's vague dreams were left in the room.
Early the next morning.
Wei Jun got out of bed with pain on his face and struggled to get up, the sequelae of drunkenness made Wei Jun have a splitting headache.
His mouth was dry, and when he saw the water cup next to the bed, Wei Jun directly picked it up and drank it all.
The cool water went down his throat and drank into his stomach, Wei Jun finally felt that the symptoms on his body had been alleviated, and at the same time, Wei Jun's mind was a little clearer.
Recalling the stupid thing he did last night, Wei Jun instantly felt panic on his face, "What kind of poison is this Rockett!!! ”
Rubbing his face in shame, although Wei Jun was drunk last night, he didn't forget everything that happened last night.
When he and Loki got drunk, they were like two fools playing drunk.
Fortunately, everyone in the Loki family has become accustomed to Loki's drunkenness, but this time there is just one more Wei Jun.
But thankfully, Wei Jun didn't talk nonsense when he was drunk last night, and everyone in the Loki Clan didn't take the opportunity to talk from Wei Jun's mouth.
As for why Wei Jun had so many secrets, he dared to get drunk as if he was dying. In addition to Wei Jun not being able to find a reason to refuse the other party, it was also because Hestia and Xi'er were guarding him.
I believe that Wei Jun really wanted to say something nonsense last night, not to mention Hestia, who was short-sighted, just a shrewd Xi'er was enough to make Wei Jun put a hundred hearts.
This can be regarded as a kind of trust that Wei Jun has in them.
After getting up and going to the bathroom to wash off the smell of alcohol, Wei Jun changed his clothes and walked downstairs.
Although he was crazy all night last night, Wei Jun didn't plan to continue to rest. Because today, no, it should be said that from today onwards, Wei Jun will have a lot of things to do.
Today is his first step towards the path to the dungeon!