Originally, I thought that Xiaoshan was sleeping to death, but I thought that this guy's ears were so pointed, and he actually woke up, and he also saw Yun Qingyue's appearance, this is troublesome, at that time, I wanted to kill him as soon as I pressed the handle of the knife, but then I thought about it, and felt that even if he found out now, he wouldn't be able to betray us for a while, so what am I still in a hurry to kill him for? Let's see how he reacts.

Xiao Shan looked at Yun Qingyue directly, looking particularly shocked, his fingers trembled, and after a long time, he exclaimed in surprise: "You guys, are you from the elf clan?" ”

"What elves?" I asked, confused, and then remembered the elven knights on griffins I had seen that day when I fought against Yinggou, and they did look very similar to humans, except that their eyes were red and their ears were longer. However, although the difference is not very big, humans and elves can still be distinguished at a glance, so why does Xiaoshan say that we are elves? Could it be that he sensed my murderous intent, so he deliberately changed his words to fool us?

Just when I was questioning, Xiaoshan patted himself on the head and said, "Oh, I should have discovered a long time ago, the wood aura on your body is so abundant, what is it if you are not an elf?" But you don't look like the elves, aren't you half-bloods? By the way, you haven't lived in the Demon Beast Forest since you were a child, so you are indeed half-bloods, you should have grown up with your relatives of the Protoss, right? ”

Hearing this, I nodded, plucked the hair off my face, looked at Xiaoshan and said: "You are right, we are indeed mixed-race, this time we came back, we want to recognize our ancestors and return to our ancestors, to find relatives, in addition, we also want to go to Ivy Spring to drink a little spring water, in short, to find back our other half of the bloodline." The reason why we dress up like this is because we are afraid that we will be mistaken for Protoss, so that we will cause unnecessary trouble. ”

After listening to my words, Xiaoshan looked at us very seriously, and then nodded and said: "You are walking in the forest like this, it is indeed a bit troublesome, and it is easy to cause misunderstanding among others, even if you have a strong wood aura, you will still be expelled, because even if you are an elf race, your attitude towards half-breeds is also very repulsive." ”

"So what do you think we should do?" I asked, looking at the hill.

Xiaoshan lowered his head and thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said to me: "I have a way to keep you from being misunderstood by others. You heard that there is a kind of red-eyed grass in this mountain, after eating, your eyes will be red, you can eat some red-eyed grass, in that case, at least your eyes are not flawed, but your ears are a little troublesome, too round, not like the ears of the elves, too easy to recognize. ”

"It's a simple question, I have a solution," said the Witch of the Wilderness, who didn't know when she woke up.

"What can you do? Tell me about it! I asked, overjoyed.

"Hehe, isn't this thing simple? Make some silicone, which is the kind of material used to make human skin masks, why don't we make some fake ears and put them on? The Witch of the Wilderness said.

I frowned and said, "You said lightweight, where do we have silicone now?" ”

The Witch of the Wilderness looked at me and said, "Aren't you going to travel through time?" Go back to Earth and get it, although you can't carry too many things at one time, but it's okay to bring a sufficient amount of silicone, right? It really doesn't work, why don't you just buy some fake ears and come back? ”

This reminded me, and then I said just do it, and immediately traveled back in time and space to the earth world.

This time I landed directly in the downtown area, and then those passers-by saw me, they all looked curious, I looked at the hair on my body, I couldn't help but be embarrassed, quickly ripped off the hair, the whole person cleaned up a little neatly, and then went straight to a sex toy store.

Naturally, there were no finished fake ears for sale in that store, but I wasn't worried, I just picked up a silicone doll, and then traveled through time and space turbulence back to the divine realm.

This time I went straight back to the cave door.

Of course, the landing place where I traveled through time and space was not deliberately chosen, it must have a clear image in my mind, that is to say, it is difficult to land in a place I have never been, otherwise, I will be happy and fly directly to Ivy Spring.

After I fell, I went into the cave with the silicone doll in my arms, and then Xiaoshan saw the silicone doll in my arms, and immediately said with surprise: "Master, what is this?" What kind of monster is it? Isn't it already dead? She looks like a Protoss, but she seems to be a little sluggish. ”

I ignored him, walked up to the Witch of the Wilderness, and said to her, "I'm going to trouble you next." ”

"Don't worry, just leave it to me." The Witch of the Wilderness took out a knife as she spoke, and began to cut silicone for her ears, and Xiaoshan watched from the side, twitching out of the corner of her eye, obviously thinking that we were killing, so he thought we were cruel.

The little fool was heartless, looked at the doll, and went up and touched it while pinching: "Brother, where did you buy this doll, it's so beautiful, the skin is so soft, and the shape here is so beautiful, like a big steamed bun." ”

As the little girl spoke, she grabbed the doll's chest with her palm and pinched it, which made me blush for a while, and Yun Qingyue frowned even more, her face was red, and she turned her head to look away.

"Wow, this doll is so realistic, there are holes here!"

The little girl pulled away the doll's two long, thin white legs and began to observe the position in the middle.

I was really drunk, so I quickly pulled her up and said to her, "Okay, don't look at it, go take a shower, you won't have to stick your hair in the future." ”

Hearing this, the little girl pulled my arm, pouted and coquettishly said, "Brother and I will go together, people will be scared alone!" ”

I sighed and walked with her to the bottom of the cave.

Seeing my actions, Yun Qingyue snorted softly, although she could cover it up, but I still heard it.

I pretended not to hear, and at the same time I was faintly proud in my heart, and she would care, indicating that she still cared about me.

After a while, we came to the bottom of the cave, and there was a hot spring there, and the water temperature was just right.

The little girl excitedly took off her clothes and jumped in, and I was also full of excitement, took off my clothes, jumped in and rubbed her into my arms.

At this time, the little girl had already passed by, and when she saw my actions, she took the initiative to stick up and hug me tightly, and I grabbed her little mouth and sucked hungrily.

The water splashed, and we not only washed away the sticky dirt on our bodies, but also solved the problem that should be solved, and when we were done, we returned to the cave together, only to find that the Witch of the Wilderness had made eight false ears, and we picked them up and put them on our ears, and found that the size was just right, and it looked like an elf.

Now that we have ears, all that remains is to pick the red-eyed grass, and when I asked Xiaoshan to show us the way, he actually knelt down and made a condition to me.