On the rooftop, if the water is white, the red flags on the rooftop are flying in the wind.

Under the Tongtian platform, there are dense people in this imperial city, who look up at Ruoshui on the Tongtian platform with reverence.

Wakasui took out a horn from the plane shop on the rooftop, but this horn was not an ordinary horn, and the effect was excellent, at least the people present could hear what Wakasui said.

"Hey, hey!" Ruoshui fed a few words and tried the sound, but found that it was only her own voice.

"System, why is this horn so bad?" asked Ruoshui.

"Look, master, there seems to be a switch at the bottom," the system replied.

Ruoshui looked for it on the horn according to his words, and sure enough, there were two switches at the bottom.

"System, which one" Wakasui asked.

"Uh, ......, this, master, you wait, I'll check my database first."

"Forget it, you waste system, I'll press one myself."

After that, Ruoshui randomly chose a switch and pressed it.

"Two yuan and two yuan, all two yuan, two yuan, you can't buy a loss, two yuan, you can't buy fooled, pass by, don't miss it, miss a good time, can't buy good things, miss several times, the price has doubled!"

At the same time as Ruoshui pressed the switch, a pure male voice suddenly sounded in the speaker.

Ruoshui: "......".

System: "......".

Everyone: "Two dollars? What's that, who's shouting next to the fairy, it's so immoral, hey"

Ruoshui immediately turned off the horn, and then pressed another button.

At this time, there was a sound of electricity in the loudspeaker, and if the water knew it, it should be pressed correctly.

"Hey," Ruoshui fed twice, and this time, the sound finally rang out.

"Okay, it's the right time"

The sound sounded, and the people under the altar exploded in an instant.

"Oh my God, I heard the voice of the fairy, and the voice of the fairy is so pleasant."

"You can still hear the voice of the fairy from so far away, is this really the fairy method of the fairy?"

"Ahh Bless me, O fairy! ”。

"Fairy! Fairy!".

"Fairy, look at my side, look at my side".

Ruoshui ignored the noisy voices from the audience, and continued to shout with her loudspeaker:

"Good morning, friends, yes, I am your fairy! Ahem~ Okay, let's get down to business" Ruoshui cleared his throat.

Everyone: Good morning, good morning, it's noon!

Huangfu Chuan looked at Ruoshui on the altar and didn't understand what the hell she was going to do!

"This fairy has come down to earth this time, not only to bless the people of the world, but also to supervise whether this emperor is suitable for the Son of Heaven." Ruoshui said.

Emperor: Overseer? Overseer you are paralyzed, thank God if you don't hit me.

"Long live the fairy".

"Fairy, after you supervised, did you find out that the emperor is suitable for the son of heaven?"

"Fairy, my old sow has given birth to a little piglet, please give it a name."

"Fairy, please give my dog a daughter-in-law."

"Fairy, my family Cuihua and the old king next door ran away, begging the fairy to help me make Cuihua change her mind."

"Okay, okay, everyone, be quiet, listen to what this fairy says," Ruoshui said.

Ruoshui made a very solemn look and said:

"After being discovered by the fairy overseer, the emperor is simply cruel! Extremely absurd and unreasonable! Not even an eighty-year-old lady will be spared."

"Eighty years old! Think about it, eighty years old! It's just too inhuman," Ruoshui said bitterly, gesturing with his hand to eight.

"Beast, no, he's not even as good as a beast!" Ruoshui said impassionedly.

"With such an emperor, how can the people live and work in peace and contentment, and how can they be fed and clothed."

System: It's a pity that you don't give a speech, master.

"Oh my God, the emperor is so inhuman". Someone said.

But someone immediately reminded: "You are crazy, you dare to talk about the Son of Heaven."

"Fairy, is this real, it's unbelievable!"

"No, eighty years old, how can you get down to your mouth.".

The emperor panicked, it was a mistake for her to let Ruoshui come to worship the sky today, how could Ruoshui's character come according to the procedure.

"Come on, come on, ask for the rain to end, please go back to the palace, quickly", in order to stop the situation from developing in a bad direction, the emperor immediately ordered.

As soon as the emperor gave the order, a group of guards with swords and wearing gold armor were to go up to the altar.

When Ruoshui saw this, he didn't panic, but just put a hand to his ear, as if he was listening to something.

Then he pretended to say: "Well, well, okay, got it, no problem, okay, okay, okay".

System: Master, can you still exaggerate your acting skills?

Then Ruoshui said with a serious face: "The emperor is extravagant, and heaven is intolerable, and God can't stand it." ”

"That's why God just told me that he was very angry and decided to take away the light that had come down to everyone."

At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, which made people unable to open their eyes.

The red flags on the altar were blown by the wind.

Everyone saw a woman in white standing on the altar, and in the flying red flags, the girl was dressed in white.

I saw the woman raise her hand slightly, stretched out her fingers, and pointed to the sky, her voice was crisp and pleasant:

"On this day, you will be angry."

As soon as the woman's voice fell, she saw that the sky suddenly darkened, and everyone looked up in confusion.

I saw that the bright sun was being swallowed up little by little, and the sky was getting darker and darker.

Everyone knelt down in fright, and even the guards called by the emperor looked up at the sky in horror.

"God is angry, God is angry!".

"God, please don't take away the sun"

"I don't want it, I don't want to see the light from now on."

"Fairy, fairy, yes, we still have fairies, fairies save us".

"Fairy! Fairy! Fairy!" A neat cry sounded in the crowd, and people desperately shouted the word fairy to Ruoshui.

Everyone felt that Ruoshui was their hope at this time, and it was their last straw.

"Yo roar ~ pretend to be successful," Ruoshui said in his mind and system.

"Master, don't be happy too early, won't you be exposed when the eclipse is over," the system reminded.

"What is this, look at me," Ruoshui said indifferently.

After that, Ruoshui picked up the horn unhurriedly and began to shout: "Don't panic, everyone, listen to me."

"Everyone be quiet, listen to the fairies."

"Yes, yes, listen to the fairy, calm down first."

"The fairy must have something to do."

Ruoshui continued: "If you want God to calm your anger, you must prove that you don't agree with the emperor by insulting the emperor."

Ruoshui made up blindly: "In this case, God is also sensible, so he will only offend the emperor and not anger everyone."

"Come, everyone shout to me, the emperor is mentally retarded," Ruoshui said.

"The emperor ......, the emperor is mentally retarded".

"The emperor is mentally retarded".

At first, there were still people in the crowd who were afraid that they would be condemned by the emperor because of this, but they looked at the increasingly dark sky and fought hard.

"Duoduoduo, that's it, shout loudly, the emperor is mentally retarded." Ruoshui shouted.

"The emperor is mentally retarded," everyone followed Ruoshui.

Ruoshui: "The emperor is mentally retarded".

Everyone: "The emperor is mentally retarded".

Ruoshui: "The emperor is brain-dead".

Everyone: "The emperor is brain-dead".

By this time, the sun had been swallowed up, leaving only a glowing circle of light at the edge.

In the next second, the sun suddenly returned to its original shape little by little, and the sky became cooler and cooler.

When everyone saw this, they all cheered in unison: "Long live the fairy!" The emperor is mentally retarded!".

"Hooray, the emperor is retarded!".

"The emperor is mentally retarded".

In the louder and louder slogans of the people, the sun appeared little by little, and finally restored the whole picture, and the sun shone on the earth.

System: "Forehead, ......master, is it really good for you to brainwash everyone like this, how do you feel like a cult."

Ruoshui: "Hmph~, who called Huangfu Chuan, that old man wants to use me, the appearance fee of this palace is very expensive."

At the end of the eclipse, Ruoshui shouted again with her loudspeaker: "God is grateful that everyone has a clear distinction between good and evil, so he has decided not to take back your light." ”

"By the way, tomorrow there will be another rain in the drought-stricken north, God said, usually nothing to say a few more words about the emperor is mentally retarded."

Emperor: Retarded, you are paralyzed!

What Ruoshui didn't know was that because of her farce, the prayers of the people of the Great Xia Kingdom were changed.

From the original "God blessed" to "the emperor is mentally retarded".

The inhabitants of the Great Xia Kingdom even changed their way of greeting each other.

It turned out to be: Did you eat today? Eaten.

Now it becomes: Is the emperor mentally retarded today, mentally retarded.

There were once people from other countries who came to the Great Xia Kingdom to investigate the national situation.

After going back, they all reported that the Great Xia Kingdom was really terrible, and the folk customs were very strong, and even the emperor didn't pay attention to it, and for a while they were so frightened that all the foreign countries did not dare to attack.