I whispered, "Hey, master, don't be impulsive, something is going to happen." ”

The taxi driver looked disdainful: "What a fart!" Even if you kill someone today, you owe me the fare, and you have to pay me back. ”

Me: "Master, really don't be impulsive, if you have something to say......

Taxi Driver: "Talk about it! ”

He lifted his foot and prepared to kick the door.

But at this moment, the door was directly opened.

Who pulled it apart?

I didn't see it.

Because the people inside hadn't come out yet, they cut out a kitchen knife first!

Fortunately, the taxi driver hid quickly, otherwise he would have been amputated this time......

His face turned pale with fright, and he took two steps away, clutching his chest and letting out a long breath.

It's the lonely beauty who comes out!

She didn't leave.

Funny, how can you go?

In her opinion, she was sleeping in the room, but she woke up and appeared on my sofa inexplicably, her clothes were torn naked, her neck, her white and tender breasts were full of saliva and kiss marks, and there was a peculiar smell in her delicate little mouth, which was a little fishy...... Look at me again, I didn't hang it off at all, the little brother was carrying a spear, showing off his might, and there was saliva on it, Dugu Beauty, who is not a fool, knows what happened.

Who would believe me if I just said that she just said her mouth and didn't move underneath!

Dugu Beauty gritted her teeth, held the kitchen knife, and without saying a word, she cut it again.

I hurriedly hid behind the taxi driver and shouted, "Hey, hey, hey, listen to me, I really didn't do anything." ”

Dugu Beauty scolded while chopping: "Explain a fart!" Go down and explain it to Lord Yama! ”

The taxi driver was caught between the two of us, and he was miserable.

I've been hiding behind him, and the kitchen knife of the lonely beauty is cut over, and he must be the first to bear the brunt, it must be him.

He hid and said, "Hey, hey, big sister, don't be impulsive, something is going to happen." ”

Dugu Beauty: "Something is a fart, I'm going to kill him today." ”

Taxi Master: "Put the knife down first, and have something to say!" ”

Dugu Beauty: "Say a fart!" ”

Hey?

Why does this pair sound so familiar?

Isn't that exactly what I told the taxi driver just now?

The difference is that now the roles have been reversed, he said my lines, and Dugu Beauty said his lines.

Just then, another girl rushed out of the room.

Jiang Yuhan!

This girl is more courageous, holding a fruit knife, and stabbing when she comes up.

Oh......

The taxi driver screamed, his pants were torn, and blood was already visible on his thighs.

He quit and yelled, "Hey, boy, how many daughters-in-law do you have?" Wasn't this your daughter-in-law just now? Why did another one pop up? ”

Heaven and earth can be learned, when did I say that Dugu Beauty is my daughter-in-law?

I just said before that I had a misunderstanding with my daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law was angry.

Dugu Beauty came out with a kitchen knife, he thought so.

The two girls are really angry.

Especially after hearing this, Jiang Yuhan became even more furious.

Jiu'er stood at the door and became a cheerleader, clapping her hands and shouting: "Dugu Beauty, quick, cut Huangquan's ass!" Jiang Yuhan, stab this big man, he is protecting Huangquan, you have to stab him to death first...... No way! You're a little bit on the spot. ”

The taxi driver wailed: "What kind of people are these!" ”

He put down the sentence, limped, and ran away.

I shouted, "Master! Master! Don't go, save me, I'll give you three times the fare! ”

The taxi driver fled into the stairwell, slammed against the fire door, and shouted from behind: "Don't do it!" I don't want to give ten times Lao Tzu. ”

Then there was the sound of rolling and falling down the stairs.

I was blocked in the corner by Jiang Yuhan and Dugu Beauty, I looked bitter, did I fight back? Engage in wool, Yuhan is my daughter-in-law, Dugu Beauty has just been bullied by me, I don't dare to move anyone.

If you don't fight back, Dugu Beauty slashed at me again, and the target was between my legs.

I hurriedly dodged to the side and explained, "Listen to me, the previous things were all done by evil spirits, and I was controlled by evil spirits, so I don't ...... at all."

Dugu Beauty's eyes were red, and she turned around and shouted at Jiang Yumeng: "You still speak for him, hear it, he did it!" ”

I had black lines all over my head: "No, no, no...... I haven't done it...... I mean, the demons control what I do...... Ah......h It was the demons who controlled me and wanted me to do it, and then I didn't do anything. ”

Jiang Yuhan gritted his teeth: "Didn't do anything?" How did the kiss marks on Mr. Dugu's neck and chest come about? ”

I can't explain it clearly!

I regret not giving them the amnesia charm before leaving.

But the situation was too critical at that time, Jiang Yuhan had already come out with a kitchen knife, and Jiu'er was still shouting to let Dugu Beauty take scissors from the drawer.

I'd love to show them what had happened. If the Lingtai Tong Gu Immortal Technique could be used on others, I would have used it a long time ago.

No way now!

But it can't go on like this.

When it doesn't make sense, you have to have a loud voice, and if you have a loud voice, at least you can bluff people. This is the pattern I summed up when I scolded the shrews in the village.

I don't hide, I don't explain.

I stood up straight, although my heart was up and down, but I definitely had to show it.

I glared and yelled fiercely: "Stop it!" ”

Dugu Lady shuddered and took a step back.

Jiang Yuhan is also a spirit.

I looked at the lonely beauty and shouted, "Crazy, isn't it? Lao Tzu just you, what can you do? Anyway, things have come to this point, you don't believe what I tell you, if you love to go to the hospital for a checkup, you will go to the hospital for a checkup, if you love to call the police, just call the police, whatever. Lao Tzu is catching evil spirits at home, you don't have wool to send to the door, and you blame me? ”

I pointed at Jiang Yuhan: "And you!" Brother has been putting up with you for a long time. You know I like you, but you also like me. You said you've been hanging my appetite and hanging a yarn? Roll the sheets with me earlier, where is all this mess? With your rightful girlfriend by your side, how can other girls have a chance to take advantage of the situation? You have to be proud here, now it's cool, right? It's all your own work! ”

After saying these words, I took advantage of the stunned efforts of the two girls, swaggered into the bedroom, and then slammed the door, hid behind the door, gasping for breath.

It's numb, scared me to death.

There's no movement outside!

I know what I just said was a bit excessive. No, it's excessive! But after being cut by two chicks for so long, who can understand my grievances?

I thought these two girls were going to slam on the door, but after waiting for a long time, there was no movement.

What to do?

Who's going to give me a way to deal with this?

Forget it, get some sleep first, calm them down, and talk about it tomorrow.

I wrapped myself in the quilt and fell asleep.

But at this moment, I found that there was a text message on my phone.

My phone, before in the living room.

When I left to save Daoist Jia, I didn't bring my phone with me.

It must have been Jiu'er who brought the phone into the room.

The text message on the mobile phone was sent by my aunt, and it was only a short sentence: "Quan'er, my aunt is going to die......"