The sleepy-eyed hedgehog-headed boy took off his pajamas, changed into normal clothes and walked out of the room. With {dream} small ◢.1a

The corridor is designed in a straight line and the distance is very short, with doors to each side of the three rooms on the left and right, and the staircase up and down the stairs is at the end of the corridor.

At first glance, it looks like a Western-style guesthouse, but I don't know if it's due to the sea breeze or because it's too old, and the wooden floor looks as dark as the floor of a historic temple.

The sound of clackling footsteps sounded on the floor.

However, the fine grains of sand caught in the crevices absorb moisture, and even if you are wearing slippers, you can still feel uncomfortable when you step on them.

"I'm so tired, it's still early in the morning, so let's go out and blow the sea breeze at this time......"

The boy yawned heavily, and then walked towards the staircase with his head drooping groggily, but just as he came to the staircase, the door opened at the same time behind him—

"Morning, be hemp! Well? Hey, the hair on the back of your head is so messy! ”

It was the voice of his father, the last sword, which was coming from behind him at the moment.

The hedgehog-headed boy wasn't surprised.,Because the students of the school city are out.,The guarantor is obliged to go along.。 And the so-called guarantor, simply put, is the parents.

It's just that since I'm coming to the beach, if it's with a cute girl or a glamorous big sister, it doesn't matter, and I still come to the beach with my parents at such an old age, which really makes people want to cry.

"Hmm...... Good morning – huh? ”

Kamijo Dangma subconsciously turned his head to say hello, and unsurprisingly saw a man about thirty-five years old, with a three-point look like himself, but with a messy beard.

He is a salesman of a large foreign-funded enterprise and travels overseas three times a month. He is a man of skill and reason, which is a reflection of his lifestyle.

However, in the eyes of the hedgehog-headed boy, the point is not this at all, but the person standing next to his father.

A silver-haired, blue-eyed foreign girl, Intix.

But instead of the iconic white monastic gown, she wore a short-sleeved jumpsuit with an ankle-length hem, a short knitted coat draped over her shoulders, and a white lady's hat with a wide brim on her head.

It's obviously so hot, but it looks like a sick and weak beautiful girl or a daughter who came to the villa for a vacation.

Wait, wait! Having said that, this dress is so familiar! At this time, Kamijo Danma suddenly thought of a key point, that is, his mother Kamijo Shina seemed to like this kind of dress.

It's just that this thought only flashed through his mind, and now he doesn't really feel that this is a key place.

"Hey, Intix? What kind of dress are you wearing? The hedgehog-headed boy came back to his senses with some confusion, and carefully looked at the silver-haired girl's unusual dress today, "Where did you get these clothes?" ”

But before Intix's answer, his father frowned, and asked as if suspiciously:

"Dangma, what's so strange about your mother wearing her own clothes?"

Ha? What's what?

Shangjo Dangma was slightly stunned, and then subconsciously looked at his father, he felt that his ears might have just been cute, what did he just hear?

Dad even called the girl Intix standing next to him ...... Your own "mother"? What are you kidding, this difference is too big, no matter what you think, this guy is a weird silver-haired foreign girl under the age of fourteen!

- What's the reason to be mistaken? Or maybe my dad hasn't woken up yet, or maybe he drank too much last night?

After a few seconds of dumb silence, Uejo Dangma finally pulled his thoughts back to reality: "Hey! Wait a minute, where does she look like her mother? ”

"Hmm——!! Where, what's not like it? ”

Kamijo Daoya also seemed to be frightened by the hedgehog-headed boy's unusual behavior, and looked at his wife beside him with some uncertainty.

"Wait...... Wait a minute! Is this a stand-in? It's not supposed to be like this if you're joking, right? You guys like this, I don't know which direction to start complaining about! ”

Kamijo Dangma scratched his messy hairstyle vigorously, looking rather chaotic.

"She is too different from "Mom", how can she admit her mistake!"

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“……”

The silver-haired girl under the age of fourteen, who was stretched out by him and pointed sharply, seemed to be quite unhappy and pursed her mouth, gently pulled her clothes and said, "Oops, oops, it seems that Dangma doesn't like his mother's taste." ”

"Hey! When hemp! You see, it's so sad to make my mother! Kamijo Daoya suddenly complained to his son with dissatisfaction.

"It's not about the clothes, you're younger than me no matter how you look at it......" When Ma felt that his head was getting more and more confused, he explained point-in-cheek.

"Oops, oops, it seems that when Ma thinks his mother's appearance is younger than her actual age."

"Hey! When hemp! You see, my mother is so happy! Kamijo Daoya suddenly complained to his son with dissatisfaction.

“……”

“……”

"Ahh The hedgehog-headed boy had straight eyes and wailed with his messy hairstyle.

Father hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold him: "Hey! Don't be so loud early in the morning, be numb...... Even if there are no other guests here, you have to think about the girl you brought along. ”

"So! She's standing next to you! Where the hell did you get Mommy! ”

Just as Uejo's mind was already in disarray, the door next to him suddenly opened, and it was Intix's room.

"Why are you so noisy, when you ...... Did something happen? "A rough and hoarse voice, squeezing out a tone that is inferior to even the world's three major tenors.

- Intix? No, the tone is right, the voice is wrong.

The hedgehog-headed boy was suddenly not calm, he subconsciously turned his head, and then saw his friend, the blue-haired earrings.

It was a tall man of one hundred and eighty centimeters, but at the moment he was wearing the white monastic robe of Intix, and he did not look tense at all. Because he was wearing a monastic suit of exactly the same style, but oversized.

Moreover, this tall man is making a cute action of rubbing his eyes.

So of course, Kamijo Dangma froze completely, and his neck slowly lifted up as if it was rusty.

And because he didn't react, the blue-haired earrings walked over and looked straight at Kamijo's face:..

"Huh? What happened to you when hemp? Why is there no response? Yes! Hemp, are you imagining me in a swimsuit—"

"Ahhhh——!!!h

The scream of breaking through the sky indicates that the hedgehog-headed boy's SAN value has completely bottomed out.

It is also a herald of this unusual day, starting from this early morning!

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It looked like his head was going to crack.

But Uejo Dangma is still trying to think, calm down, I want to be calm! This must be a massive prank!

The first floor of the seaside guesthouse "Poseidon" is a large lobby with a wooden floor. The entrance side facing the road and the exit side facing the sea not only have no doors, but also no walls, and the sea breeze can pass directly through the middle.

In one corner of the store, there is a large old video game console, but near the entrance facing the road, there is a bar where there should be a wall.

In the center of the hall were several round tables, and Mikoto Misaka, a mysterious electric shock girl who claimed to be her sister, was sitting at one of the round tables, reading a magazine boringly.

The image of the TV next to it is messy, no matter which one it goes to, everyone's dress is extremely strange-

The grandfather who is used as a glamorous news anchor, and the female high school student with dyed hair and black face who is giving a speech about the righteousness of the war as the president of a certain National Congress, etc., and the strangest picture is the news program broadcast on location.

Behind the announcer reading the press release, kindergarten children are holding the steering wheel of a big bus, an old woman in a miniskirt is playing with her mobile phone, and the prime minister, who used to be seen on TV, is playing a guitar on the side of the road......

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“……”

The hedgehog-headed boy sat expressionlessly in front of the TV, watching the chaotic images on the TV, and he began to seriously think about how much it would cost to create such a large-scale prank.

And most importantly, if anyone has such a big network and energy, wouldn't it be good to just save the world, why prank themselves?

"It's alright, brother! People want to see the "Morning News"! ”

Mikoto Misaka, who plays the role of her sister, is next to her, trying to push Kamijo away with her hands and feet to compete for the right to choose the stage.

Exhausted, Kamijo sighed heavily, then stood up and gave way to his place. He walked on the wooden floor towards the beach outside the homestay.

Due to the large number of giant jellyfish, there are no other tourists on the beach at all.

Wooden pillars are inserted at equal intervals on the beach, and horns are installed on the pillars, and the horns are playing pop songs with broken sounds, adding to the loneliness and emptiness.

A strange scent wafted over.

The hedgehog-headed boy subconsciously looked over, and saw that on the beach a little distance from the exit, there was a figure of a long-haired "girl" dressed in black, who was facing away from him, and was barbecuing something unknown with charcoal and iron nets.

- Wait, is it really a girl?

It should be, after all, he is not very tall, and that long hair is very convincing. So when the upper article subconsciously identified the gender of the other party, he ignored a certain intuitive omen that flashed in his heart.

He thought about it for a moment, making sure that there seemed to be only his family here, not just the B&B behind him, but the entire beach, where there were no other guests.

So, this person should be the owner of the B&B, right?

But the procedures for leaving the school city yesterday were too cumbersome.,And when I met my parents and cousin.,It's already night.,When I came here, I'm already so tired that I can fall asleep on the bed.。

So of course, he hasn't met the owner of the homestay, and the negotiation or something is also in charge of his father's last knife night.

Maybe what should the owner of the B&B know? It's impossible for everyone to be so good at acting, just ask her.

Although I already have a vague feeling that the current situation is almost like everyone's "inside" and "appearance" have been reversed, it is very stupid to think about this problem in a rational and scientific way of thinking.

But after all, the boy came out of the holy land of the scientific side of the school city.,How can the deep-rooted scientific concept simply change?

So he still subconsciously tried to explain these strange things he encountered from a reasonable perspective from a normal world view.

That's right, it must have been a massive prank! I don't know why blue-haired earrings and Bilibili can also come "outside", but if I overreact, I'll fall for these guys!

"Boss, I have something I want to ask ......"

Kamijo Dangma suppressed the doubts in his heart, walked on the wooden floor, and stepped in the direction of the boss on the beach outside.

"Oh, it's Shangjo! I woke up early, but the sea was still cold...... What's the matter? ”

- The "boss" naturally turned around.

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“……”

“…… Wow, wow, ahh Store store store store, store manager?! ”