Chapter 45: Get out of the way
I didn't say anything all night, and when I was still asleep early the next morning, I was awakened by a kick from the fat man.
The fat man was so heavy on his feet that I felt like my buttocks were about to be kicked into a pulp.
I got a little more than a little bit of drawing talismans last night, and I got up again at five o'clock to practice morning exercises, and finally went back to my bed to meet Zhou Gong, but this dead fat man didn't let me live in peace at all.
"What?" I frowned speechlessly, and reluctantly got up from the bed.
But when I saw the fat man, I was stunned, today the dead fat man was dressed very foreign, a straight suit, and the few miscellaneous hairs on his head were all slapped by him, and the miscellaneous hairs looked like they had eaten Brother Wei, standing on his head energetically, and his feet were also wearing a pair of shiny leather shoes that he wiped down.
I looked at it in a daze, and subconsciously shouted, "Senior brother, are you going to be a duck?" At your age and size, there doesn't seem to be any market? As soon as I said this, I was immediately retaliated by the fat man, and the bastard habitually slapped me on the back of the head, and I grinned in pain.
"Today, Senior Brother will take you to catch a little ghost, so that you can have a good look at Senior Brother's true skills." The fat man thought of the first time he took me to catch a ghost, and he felt embarrassed, originally thought that the little ghost was just a bronze, but it turned out that the people were hiding the strength of the king.
This obviously made the fat man feel a little unbearable in face, so this time he decided to take me again and earn a good face for himself.
"But shouldn't this Taoist priest be wearing a Taoist robe to catch ghosts? What is your straight suit, don't you think it's a little nondescript compared to our identity? I feel like I'm going to be a civil servant. ”
The fat man raised his hand and was about to hit me again, but fortunately I was clever enough to dodge it.
"You know a ball, now that the times are advancing, we Taoist priests naturally have to make progress, otherwise if we rest on our laurels, we can only be eliminated by the times, and what era do you think it is now? Do you dare to go out in a robe? Beware of people arresting you as a propagandist of feudal superstition. ”
The fat man's words left me speechless, but when I think about it, there are not too many people who believe in this kind of thing anymore.
Just then, there was a doorbell ringing downstairs, and then we heard a very respectful voice from downstairs.
"Excuse me, is Master Gu Daozi here?"
The voice was a little sharp, and it sounded like a eunuch in ancient times, and after hearing this, the fat man patted his suit and said with a smile, "Here it is." ”
The fat man took me down, originally it was only a matter of a minute or two to walk upstairs and downstairs, but this fat man just walked for three or four minutes, I asked him why he did this, this guy directly gave me a sentence, walking speed is so slow, to be able to show his status.
"Dao Chief, you can count it, let's go now, right? If I don't leave, I'm worried that something will happen. As soon as I got downstairs, I saw a very thin middle-aged man standing anxiously downstairs, he was wearing a very sao red suit, and there were two bodyguards standing beside him, both of whom were very strong, like two red bulls, and the middle-aged man looked like a small jasper next to the two of them.
The middle-aged man hurriedly ran over and stretched out his hand to shake hands with the fat man, but the fat man only glanced at his hand, and he didn't mean to reach out at all, which made the middle-aged man's face full of embarrassment.
The fat man nodded symbolically, and his tone was very cold, "Let's go." ”
This middle-aged man can know that he is at least a big man and is relatively rich and powerful, where is this kind of person willing to look at other people's eyes in ordinary times, but now he has a request for others, and he can only stick to his hot face for the indifference of the fat man, and follow him like a little brother.
I looked at the fat man curiously, and felt that the fat man seemed to have changed his sex today, usually this guy can be enthusiastic about sticking to his face whenever he sees money to be made.
The middle-aged man is now completely reduced to the fat man's little brother, and he ran to the front to open the door for the fat man, and then invited him out, and there was a big Ben parked outside, when I saw this big Ben, I was a little excited in my heart, I didn't have any interest, but I really haven't sat in this kind of high-end car when I'm so big.
However, just as the fat man and I were about to get on the bus, a series of bicycle bells rang from not far away.
The attention of several of us was immediately drawn to it, and I saw a bicycle coming up from not far away, so fast, with a gust of wind in the movement, that it was riding a bicycle by a young man who looked about the same as me, this guy was very strong, like a calf.
I have to say that this "little calf" completely rode the bicycle out of the style of a motorcycle, and many people looked sideways everywhere he passed.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute." The little calf shouted as he rode the cart.
I curiously tugged at the fat man's suit and asked, "I said senior brother, this guy is here to find you?" ”
The fat man also had some doubts at this time, he was about to get into the car at this time, but he also slowed down at this time, waiting for the arrival of the little calf, but in this way, the middle-aged man was in a hurry.
"Master, look at this ......"
As soon as the middle-aged man spoke, the fat man turned around and stared, he looked at the middle-aged man angrily, and said, "What, let you wait for a while and refuse?" Then you are a bastard, Dao Ye, I will not waste your time. ”
The fat man's words frightened the middle-aged man's whole body, where did he dare to say anything more.
At this time, the "little calf" also rode a bicycle to the fat man, "Excuse me, is Master Gu Daozi here?" ”
After seeing this young man, the fat man frowned slightly, and said, "You have an evil aura on your body, have you been contaminated with something evil recently?" ”
As soon as the fat man opened his mouth, I found that the young man in front of me was almost kneeling down for him, and his mouth was shouting loudly that the master was clever.
"Master, our village has a master, please save our village."
This young man's words made me wonder, from the fat man's expression just now, I can judge that he and this young man absolutely do not know, but how does this young man know that the fat man is a master? Could it be that just because of the fat man's words just now, he decided that the fat man was a master?
That's too sloppy, isn't it?
"How do you know he can help you?" I asked curiously.
After listening to my words, an embarrassed smile suddenly appeared on the young man's face, he turned his head to look at me, and said, "Little Master, aren't you joking?" I not only know Master Gu Daozi, but I also know you, I am from Xiaohu Village, when you caught ghosts in our village before, I was watching from the sidelines. ”
I was stunned in my heart, I never thought that this young man was actually from that unlucky village, the first time I followed the fat man to catch ghosts, I encountered such an unlucky thing in that village, but the evil in their village was not removed? Why is there an accident again now?
"What's wrong with your village?" I asked again.
"Isn't there a big locust tree at the entrance of our village? The master also said when he was in our village that it was an ominous tree that would bring misfortune to our village, so the village chief and several cadres wanted to cut down the big tree, but they didn't expect that the big tree was really very evil, and this axe looked down, and a lot of blood spurted out of the trunk. ”
The man shuddered and continued, "At that time, the village chief felt that this tree was extremely evil, so they found a lot of peach branches and piled them around, and burned this locust tree directly. ”
Peach wood has a restraint effect on evil spirits, and it is not a bad way to burn locust trees with peach wood.
"And after that? What happened again? I asked curiously.
He nodded and continued, "After the locust tree burned down, a huge pit collapsed from under the locust tree, and we found an ancient tomb under the pit, and there was nothing in the ancient tomb, only a bloody coffin. ”
"But what I didn't expect was that God seemed to be joking with the people of Xiaohu Village, it started to rain after the blood coffin was taken out, until last night, six days have passed, and the rain stopped today, and more importantly, since that day, people have been missing in their village, and the village chief has been looking for people for a long time, but he has not found the lost people."
The young man gasped, and when he said this, he was about to lose his breath, and when he was panting vigorously, I turned my head to look at the fat man suspiciously, and found that the fat man's face was also gloomy now.
At this time, the young man continued, "The village chief feels that this matter is full of evil nature, and it is not for us to deal with it, so he asked me to come to the master for help, master, you are good, you can go to our village with me again." The young man looked at the fat man with a pitiful look, and I thought that if the fat man refused, it was estimated that the young man would be able to kneel down for him.
It's just that before the fat man could speak, the middle-aged man stopped doing it, he directly stepped forward to stop the young man, "Do you know that you came first and then came, and Lao Tzu spent a deposit of 100,000 yuan, can you come up with so much money?" If you can't, just get out of the way. ”