Chapter 7: The Old Man in the Yard
On the rooftop, Xiao Ye wanted to see how strong Ke Fei was after evolution, and let it face a zombie alone.
The result was very satisfying, and Ke Fei rushed towards the old man zombie at a faster speed than Xiao Ye. The first blow did not choose the animal's favorite bite attack, and halfway through the attack, he turned to the left leg that ran to the zombie and was a little inconvenient, bitten on the zombie's heel, and dragged it back with all his might. The zombie lost its balance and fell to the ground, and Ke Fei took the opportunity to jump on its back and bite at its neck one by one.
The old man may be disgusted that Ke Fei has no meat, or it may be that Ke Fei's attack power is too small and he doesn't have enough hatred. The old man ignored it, screamed and continued to crawl towards Xiao Ye.
Xiao Ye felt that it was almost time and shouted: "Ke Fei is back." After Ke Fei left the zombie's back, he slowly walked to the old guy who was still kneeling on the ground, and kicked twice at its hands that were supporting it and wanted to get up, causing it to lie on the ground again, and then cut its neck with a knife.
picked up Ke Fei, touched its head and praised: "Good son, well done." He didn't shy away from the fact that Ke Fei had bitten the zombie just now, and let it lick his face happily.
Based on the 3507 incident, he was not afraid that he and Ke Fei would have intimate contact with zombies. As long as Ke Fei doesn't eat zombie meat, how convenient is it. Canines don't use teeth, do you still think it can be stabbed with a knife? Buckle the collar again, Xiao Ye grabbed the zombie's leg and threw it downstairs, saving it from being an eyesore here. But the old man couldn't stand the toss, and the body went down, and the head that was cut off because the skin was also broken, and it was still in place.
Xiao Ye was playful, and kicked the annoying zombie head out with a hard kick like a football.
As the saying goes, if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, Xiao Ye suddenly felt a tightness in his waist, and he was completely unprepared, so he was taken to fall a few steps forward, until he came to the edge of the rooftop, his hands hurriedly propped up on the guardrail, and he looked at the fact that he was only one step away from falling into the community garden, and couldn't help but scold: "Ciao~ You are stupid beep!" ”
Carefully jumped out of the 36th floor in order to chase the 'ball', and by the way, Ke Xiaofei, who experienced a hanging bungee jump, pulled back. After confirming that the stinky shit in his arms was not strangled or stupid, Xiao Ye's anger came up at once. Raise your hand and give its little ass a 'snap' twice.
"You're insane!? This is the 36th floor, and you'll die if you fall, do you know? Do you think that if there is a flying word in the name, you can really fly? Looking at the stinky shit in his arms looking innocent and pitiful at himself, Xiao Ye's anger suddenly subsided, and his voice became much softer, and he forced a lesson: "That's not Qiuqiu, what are you chasing?" I'm going to chase you and see the place. ”
Xiao Ye is a little annoyed now, Ke Fei has liked to play ball since he was a child, losing the ball, kicking the ball, grabbing the ball, in short, he will go crazy when he sees the ball, and he will not stop until he is exhausted. Although his intelligence seems to have improved a bit after evolution, he is not smart enough to suppress the primal impulses in his heart.
In the future, you still have to rely on yourself to be more careful.
Seeing that because of the pull just now, the iron buckle on the collar was already a little loose, Xiao Ye replaced it with two quick hangers, and checked the dog leash again, it was still very strong Don't worry.
Suddenly, there was a commotion downstairs, and Xiao Ye held Ke Fei and looked down at the guardrail. It turned out that the headless corpse that was thrown down by himself alarmed the zombies near the community, and now there are hundreds of zombies in the community garden around the corpse, bustling looking for possible food.
After watching it for a while, I didn't think it was interesting.
Remembering that the old man and the zombie rushed out of the greenhouse, Xiao Ye curiously glanced inside from the hole, only to see that it was green and full of plants. It seems that the old man really loves the flowers and plants he planted, and he has become a zombie and has to stay in the greenhouse to accompany his treasures.
With curiosity, Xiao Ye walked into the conservatory, and at a glance, he felt that happiness came so suddenly. Thanks to the Buddha who sold cakes, and thank the old man who had just played with flying corpses in the air.
The conservatory is twenty or thirty square meters in total, with a small coffee table and a rattan recliner at the entrance, and a corner next to it is placed with flower shovels, fertilizers, insect repellent and other sundries. On the coffee table, there is a set of kung fu tea sets, a "rooftop planting guide" and two boxes of medicines, a box of fever reducers and a box of cold medicine. It seems that it is really as Xiao Ye thought, before the old man turned into a zombie, he insisted on coming up to take care of his babies with a fever.
It is a little different from most of Xiao Ye's thoughts about flowers and potted plants, these only account for one-third, and the remaining space of about twenty square meters is actually planted with cucumbers, tomatoes, peppers, peas, eggplants and other melons and fruits. Although many of them have died or fallen to the ground because no one has taken care of them after such a long time, there should be some that can still be eaten.
He also thought that only Zhang Xueyuan's father in the capital of Yandu, his Taishan Lord liked to grow melons more than flowers. Unexpectedly, there was one living in the same building as me.
Xiao Ye, who hadn't eaten fresh vegetables for a long time, was extremely excited, and no matter why Pea didn't evolve into a pea shooter, he and the old man had a plant vs. zombie game. He plunged into it to find fresh food that might still exist, and he was really grateful to this uncle, who might be an old farmer, for giving himself such a big surprise.
I still feel guilty for raising my feet just now, and I made such an impolite move to someone's head. He naturally thought that he and Ke Xiaofei had also paid the 'price' of jumping off the building without danger, and it should be a draw......
It only took less than half an hour, Xiao Ye put the fruits and vegetables that he could find, which were not completely spoiled, in a basket placed nearby, and the harvest was not much, only a palm eggplant, six small tomatoes, seven Chaotian peppers and a handful of peas, and the others were rotten or dead.
Reaping the unexpected joy, Xiao Ye put the vegetable basket on the coffee table and walked out of the conservatory, and when he came to the bottom of the water tank, he looked at Ke Xiaofei and muttered: "It seems that it is necessary to go to the pet store downstairs to find you a few sets of harnessed dog leashes." "Ke Fei is now using a collar-type dog leash, which is very inconvenient to climb higher and lower.
In desperation, he had no choice but to stuff Ke Fei into his backpack and climb up to the water tank with him in his arms. Halfway through the climb, Ke Xiaofei, who only showed a white puppy's head, felt bored, stretched out his tongue and kept licking Xiao Ye's neck, causing Xiao Ye to scold angrily: "Stinky shit, don't make trouble." If I fall, you'll have to put me on my back, and I won't be able to crush you. ”
Xiao Ye scolded and opened the lid of the water tank and found that there was still a third of the water inside. He took off his backpack and took out Ke Fei and the bucket, shower, shampoo, facial cleanser, and two quick-drying towels in sealed bags. Unfasten the paracord bracelet, lower the folding bucket into the tank, and carry a full bucket of water.
Stripped naked, the two father and son began to take a naked bath on the rooftop for the first time, and it felt really good to release the birds under the blue sky and white clouds...... No wonder so many people like to run naked on the streets.
After taking a bath, the sun was almost down, Xiao Ye returned to the conservatory again, poured some water to wash the little tomatoes, and ate them as fruits and Ke Xiaofei. Yes, Xiao Ye likes to eat raw tomatoes, and he should like to eat all vegetables, melons and fruits that can be eaten raw. Ke Xiaofei also follows his father and likes to eat everything his father handed over, including meat, bones, snacks, vegetables, fruits, and medicine......
Taking medicine is such a stupid thing, the little mango is 'smarter' than Ke Fei, and he will spit it out. Unless Xiao Ye mixes the medicine with snacks, he is actually not that smart......
Speaking of eating, Xiao Ye remembered their eldest brother Xiaobai, who had long since passed away, he was the smartest, and he didn't eat anything that wasn't delicious. What medicine? Fruit? Vegetable? you! Mixed up? Will it eat the delicious vegetables? Medicine? Still in the feeding bowl. Not to mention that medicine is such a heavy mouth, have you ever heard of Shuanghui ham sausage? That thing is said to have clenbuterol, and Xiaobai doesn't eat it, which is really smart.
I still remember when I was not married, when Xiao Ye was still living with my parents, I got up one morning and saw my father reading the newspaper, so I asked him what kind of buns he wanted to eat? He went to buy. His dad said he wanted to eat raw meat buns, so let's have a few.
After buying it back, his father said lightly: "It's good for you to eat the bun skin, the meat in it is for Xiaobai to eat, and he picks his mouth." ”
It's really the son of a pit father, the father of a pit son......
Xiao Ye lay on a wicker chair and smoked, reminiscing about the good times. At that time, everyone was doing well......
I picked up the book on the coffee table and was about to take a look, but when I picked up the book, I found that there was a bunch of keys and an old man's mobile phone underneath......
Xiao Ye saw that there were only two keys, and after realizing that this must be the key to the house, he patted his head a few times, looked at Ke Fei and said, "Your father is just careless, why did he forget to see if there were any dropped items after killing the monster?" "It's really time to fight, if it weren't for the old man's troublesome and didn't put his mobile phone and keys in his clothes pocket, Xiao Ye would have missed the opportunity to go into the old man's house to search for supplies.
Don't forget, he still hasn't been able to open the hard iron door.
Remember!! If you kill a monster, you must search the corpse and collect all the loot......
After smoking, he put the key, book, two boxes of medicine, and a small pot of tea on the coffee table into his backpack. Xiao Ye, who had gained a lot, held Ke Fei in his left hand and a vegetable basket in his right hand, happily returning home.
Dinner is very rich, a plate of cucumber, eggplant and peas fried bacon, a bowl of soy sauce soaked peppers and rice. Soy sauce chili soaked rice, that's an appetizer, what the hell fried bacon, that's an unpalatable......
In the spirit of not wasting happiness and sharing, Xiao Ye soaked half a pot of fried bacon in water to remove the oil, and then regarded it as Ke Fei's dinner.
Dear, if you know that I secretly give Ke Xiaofei what I don't like to eat, you will beat me to death. I miss you, I miss your cooking, I miss your fried sauce, I miss your soup......
The next day, the plan to visit the old man's house was put on hold, and the sad teaser of the father and son had a fever again.
The old man's dish is poisonous...... (The old man's voice came from the sky: You are poisonous, the dishes you cook are poisonous, your whole family is poisonous, funny.) )
The good news is that the sadness is much better than the father and son's 'condition' this time, the symptoms such as low-grade fever and pain only lasted for half a day, and the process was not spicy to make people want to die, maybe it was really painful and painful to get used to......
And the environment for the onset is much better than the previous two times, at least this time there is no need to sleep in a pool of blood or roll in carrion. There are Simmons to sleep on, plenty of food and milk to replenish nutrition.
The next day, Xiao Ye, who had recovered his spirits, measured his height for the first time, yo yo~~ Sure enough, he was two centimeters taller, and it was estimated that if he got some virus rain or virus fruit, he would be able to break through one meter seventy-five and enter the threshold of the master.
If you have a fever, you will grow taller, and the ancients will not deceive me.
After drinking the milk, he happily took Ke Fei up to the rooftop again, where the space was large enough for training. In addition to practicing the body, practicing swordsmanship, and using trekking poles as guns and sticks. There is also practicing parkour around the rooftop, yes, it is parkour, not the kind that looks good, it is a simulation of how to use all favorable obstacles to escape quickly when you are chased by a large group of zombies in the city.
In addition, he also decided to take over the old man's work and take good care of the vegetables in the greenhouse for him during this time.
From morning to noon, I was busy with loosening the soil, fertilizing, watering, and removing insects according to the instructions in the guidebook.
There are really worms, and they are still very big. The middle finger is long and the thumb is thick, and there are more than a dozen of them. They all hid in rotten vegetables and melons and fruits to raise their fat, and their teeth were not ordinarily sharp, and the plastic gloves were almost bitten off. It seems that these vegetable insects have not evolved less, fortunately they were discovered early, otherwise the precious vegetables in this greenhouse would have been destroyed.
After working all day, while the sun had not yet set, he went home to cook dinner, and took Ke Fei on the journey again non-stop... Uh, it should be a treasure hunt. I tried three on the 36th floor, and finally at 3602...... That's right, Xiao Ye just likes to come upside down, what's the matter? Aren't people allowed to come upside down? I like it, I ...... Didn't you just try it one more time, what are you chirping?
Xiao Ye was very polite, insisting on knocking on the door first when entering to confirm whether there was an owner or a main corpse at home. What should I do? Cold salad is a person who speaks well. It's a corpse in one word, kill!!
The old man's house had no other people or corpses, and it was fine to enter.
When you open the door of 3602, you will see a large oil painting. The background of the painting is a courtyard full of various vegetables, melons and fruits, much larger than the upstairs conservatory, and there is an octagonal pavilion on the left that can only accommodate a coffee table. In the middle of the courtyard is an old man who is bent over and working. The author's signature below the oil painting is Liang Li, and directly above it is written "The Old Man in the Yard" - Golden Wedding Day, as a gift to his wife Huiping.
Dear, are you okay? I really want to be like them, when I get old, we can do what we like and accompany the people we love......