"Zhu Jue, you can't stop this medicine." Dr. Zhang, the attending doctor, said as he flipped through a stack of medical records that were crumpled and almost impossible to tell what color the cover was.

The young man sitting opposite Dr. Zhang showed a look of surprise on his originally delicate face, he immediately stood up, opened the hospital gown on his upper body, revealing a suture scar about ten centimeters long on his lower waist and said: "Old Zhang, you see that my wound is almost healed, why can't you let me be discharged from the hospital?" ”

"Our second hospital, TMD, is a psychiatric hospital, and you won't be able to get out of the hospital even if you grow a waist again!" Doctor Zhang really couldn't bear the young man named Zhu Jue, "You said that your schedule was so good some time ago, why did you suddenly dig out your kidney and make a roasted kidney, and eat it when you were about to be discharged from the hospital, isn't this causing trouble for our hospital, this matter is TMD's provincial satellite TV news, if you want to get sick, you have to do these nonsense things after the hospital." Do you know that because you have been exposed to sharp weapons as a patient, how many people have lost their year-end bonuses, not to mention, they have to deduct two months' wages! ”

Zhu Jue sat down on the chair again, touched his chin and said to Dr. Zhang: "Isn't it just one less waist, I already have a strong kidney function, and I have used Viagra and Lao Hu in the third ward to eat Liuwei Dihuang pills every day in the past few days, and I have almost made up for it, which is not a matter at all." ”

"Where did you get Viagra in the Second Hospital, and where did Lao Hu get the Liuwei Dihuang Pill in TMD! And what is the use of Lao Hu in the psychiatric hospital TMD viagra! Doctor Zhang slapped the table in front of him and said, he was only in his thirties, although he was only the attending doctor of the mental hospital, but at this age, he could be called young and promising, but because of the young man in front of him, he had dense black hair, his hairline was about to retreat to his ears, and he didn't know how many gray hairs there were on his sideburns.

Zhu Jue bored and picked up a mechanical pencil in the pen holder in front of Dr. Zhang, and began to press it non-stop, in less than two seconds, a pencil lead was pressed out by him, and then he said again from the back The lead core was stuffed in, and then pressed it, and at the same time said: "Doesn't Lao Hu just want to revive his strength......

"Lao Hu TMD is a woman, but she has gender cognitive disorder and split personality, which one do you let her reinvigorate! Are you trying to make her unable to get out of the hospital? Doctor Zhang grabbed the pen that Zhu Jue was playing with, then pulled the entire pen holder over and stuffed it into the drawer of the desk, "Also, it is not too much for a dangerous mental patient of your level to put a restraint suit on you, you still dare to play with my pen, do you still want to deduct the bonus from me!" ”

"Who rules that women can't take Viagra?" Zhu Jue was robbed of the pen, so he had to take out a pair of scissors from his arms in boredom, and began to cut his hair in front of the mirror on one side, "Maybe she is eating and eating, she is really transgender, and when the time comes, she will become a man, a man thinks that he is a man, even if he is not a gender cognitive disorder, then the disease is not cured, and it is not a matter of minutes to be discharged from the hospital." Also, your hairstylists here are so bad that they only cut their heads flat, and I've always thought that long flowing hair is more suitable for my current flowing style in white. ”

"Where did you get these scissors!" Dr. Zhang's face immediately turned pale, the guy in front of him only cut out his left kidney with a scalpel that he didn't know where he came from last month, and then used old paint buckets and newspapers and bamboo sticks on the mat in the lounge to make a barbecue stove and eat his kidney. What's even more unbelievable is that his technique is extremely skillful and flexible, with his back to a mirror, he cleanly cut the back of the waist, removed the kidney, and then stopped the bleeding and sutured the wound himself, and also injected an antibiotic that I don't know where to get, and it was useless at all, of course, there was no way to stop the bleeding and suture it with the anesthetic.

The ability to perform organ removal surgery on oneself is simply sensational, and even the top surgeons probably no one can do it in this situation. And his reason turned out to be that he was hungry in the hospital and wanted to eat roasted kidneys, but the mentally ill patients couldn't leave the hospital, and the hospital food didn't provide roasted kidneys, so he had to do it himself.

Dr. Zhang, who had snatched the scissors, looked around with a blushing face, and after making sure that no one saw the scene inside outside the office, he exhaled a long breath and stuffed the scissors into the chest of drawers.

"Good luck! Can't you live in peace, a patient like you who has a tendency to self-harm, as long as he comes into contact with a sharp weapon, it will be a serious accident for our entire treatment team. Because of what you did last time, there are still people who suspect that our hospital abuses the mentally ill and engaged in illegal human organ trade. Our dean is still giving explanations to the above...... TMD so far there are few people who want to believe that there are people who can test their own waist to eat, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it! Dr. Zhang kept wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, he felt that if he served as Zhu Jue's attending doctor like this again, he would have to live at least ten years less, and he only hated that no one among other doctors was willing to accept Zhu Jue...... Although sometimes he thinks that Zhu Jue is also quite useful.

"You...... didn't complain about how to cut short hair into long hair with scissors, are you still Lao Zhang! Zhu Jue showed a shocked expression.

“…… Zhu Jue, did you really take the medicine I prescribed to you recently? Dr. Zhang resisted the urge to strangle the young man opposite, "You should be a nurse monitoring the medication, right?" ”

"I've always had it." Zhu Jueba chirped, as if he was recalling the taste of the medicine, "It's just a little sour, so I always want to order garlic to gnaw." ”

"Sour! Wouldn't it......" Dr. Zhang suddenly looked a little puzzled, "Could it be that the medicine has expired?" I didn't take many kickbacks with low-quality medicines. ”

"It's none of your business." Zhu Jue leaned over and patted Dr. Zhang's shoulder, "It's just that the last time I passed by the dispensing room, I felt that my digestion was not good recently, so I changed my medicine to stomach digestion tablets and vitamin C, and my stomach is really much more comfortable these days." So don't worry, your rebates are fine, and I can take the medicine and eat that is a peace of mind. ”

"I'll kill you bunny!" Dr. Zhang really wanted to take out the scissors from the drawer on the side and stab the guy in front of him again, and then disguise himself as Zhu Jue's suicide, anyway, that guy had self-harm experience.

However, Dr. Zhang finally resisted the impulse, after all, he had to encounter this situation twice or three times a month on average, and he was barely used to it, and he didn't know if his qi was getting better and better during this time, or if he was accumulating anger and preparing to perish in silence if he didn't explode in silence.

"Okay, Lao Liu, let's not say anything else." Zhu Jue spat a few mouthfuls on his hands, and then stroked his flat head, wanting to pull a moxican hairstyle, but unfortunately his hair was too short and couldn't come out of shape, "Just tell me when I can be discharged from the hospital." ”

"Originally, you could have come out this year, but after doing this, I'm afraid you won't be able to get out in the next three or five years, and you have to ensure that you can't do it again during this period." Dr. Zhang had long wanted to send Zhu Jue out of the hospital, but now that he has let this guy out, it is a strict and dangerous society. The second hospital is not a hospital for the treatment of seriously ill mentally ill patients, and the patients in it are basically some mentally ill patients who have no social danger and are relatively easy to cure, so the management is not so high-pressure and rude, and the mentally ill usually have a little personal freedom, and they can basically be discharged within a year or two.

The problem is that Zhu Jue is too strict, and the transfer to the intensive care hospital to the other hospital is unwilling and dare not accept, after all, Zhu Jue has been in the newspaper, and is suspected of being persecuted by the hospital, The security guard and the nurse didn't even notice it, and thought he was a visitor who had something to do in the reception room, and finally found out that Zhu Jue was missing when he went to bed at night, and organized more than a dozen people to find him one by one. If Zhu Jue really wanted to run away that time, it is estimated that he would really run out.

"Three or five years is too long!" Zhu Jue said with a dissatisfied look, "At that time, my children would probably be able to make soy sauce." ”

"You TMD a hospitalized mentally ill child!" Dr. Zhang feels that his self-cultivation is really getting better and better, if he changes to his previous self, it is absolutely impossible to just complain about this sentence and forget it.

"Isn't that nurse Xiao Li, she is my future child's mother." Talking about Xiao Li, the nurse who has been giving himself injections, Zhu Jue showed a deep look, his face is not bad, but he is a little shorter, but the pair of sea mimi on his chest, praise!

"! You're not really going to her, are you! She is the daughter of Chief Physician Li, that is my top boss, do you want to cause me to lose this job! Speaking of Zhu Jue, although he is mentally ill, but his face is absolutely not good, he may be a little too much to say about a beautiful man, but it is not a compliment, and no one can predict what he will do, if he really got involved with a nurse, Dr. Zhang doesn't think it's too unexpected, because more unexpected things have happened.

"Lao Zhang, why are you so ugly, what do you mean by getting it!" Zhu Jue glanced at Dr. Zhang with contempt, "I just think that Xiao Li has always looked at me wrongly, and I wonder if she wants to collect my toilet paper balls every three or five times to relax myself for artificial insemination, and then vainly try to become my future child's mother." ”

"You're a psychopath, who can see that you have good eyes!" Dr. Zhang shook his head, knowing that he was serious again, but when he heard the words of artificial insemination just now, he remembered what he was doing with Zhu Jue, and then quickly stood up, gave up his chair and said, "By the way, I almost forgot about this, I watched the films you helped me with last time, you have to help me a little more this time, and I will say a few more good words about your medical review in the future." ”

"Lao Zhang, you are good enough, last time I helped you use the hospital's gigabit broadband to download more than 70 gigabytes of films, you finished watching it so quickly, and you are diligent enough." Zhu Jue said and sat on Dr. Zhang's leather chair and turned on the power of the computer, "I still have a lot of Liuwei Dihuang pills left, how about it, let's make up for it?" ”

"I'll make up for it! It's not like you're working overtime all day because of your things in this hellish place, and you can't even see your wife's face a few times a week, just counting on watching some movies to cultivate your sentiments, do you still think of me as a pervert? Dr. Zhang leaned on the arm of the chair and said, "Quick, this time there are more uncoded, most of those films last time were coded, and I was depressed when I saw it." ”

"Just thinking about watching infantry films, Lao Zhang, you are also vulgar. The cavalry film is the real essence, the realm is too low, the realm is too low. Saying these words, Zhu Jue opened the browser, but the moment he opened it, a dialog box suddenly popped up, "Lao Zhang, are you going to visit those websites other than the address I left for you, your computer won't be infected with viruses again." ”

The dialog box reads, "Want to understand the meaning of life?" Want to ...... Alive? YES/NO”

"Ouch, there's an ellipsis, the virus is literary enough." Saying this, Zhu Jue decisively clicked...... NO。

For mobile phone users, please read it on m.biquge.info.