After two efforts, Jing Yibai finally gave up.

"I said Yun Xian Xian! You're too fat, aren't you? Just like you, you have to weigh two stones! ”

"What the hell are 'two eggs'?" Yun Xian Xian couldn't help but ask.

Is it the weight of two balls?

Jing Yibai explained seriously: "Stone is a measure word for us to calculate weight, do you understand?" ”

"Oooh. I see. That, Your Majesty, I asked someone to make stinky tofu, do you want to taste it? ”

After Yun Xian finished speaking, he was about to pull Jing Yibai in.

"Stinky tofu?"

"That's right! Delicious! ”

Yun Xianxian walked in while pulling Jing Yibai, and as soon as he entered the hall, he smelled a strong stench, and Jing Yibai was almost fainted.

Not only that, but all the palace maids and little eunuchs in the hall were standing on one side with their noses covered.

"What smells so bad?"

"This is my newly developed stinky tofu sauce, put the tofu cubes in the oil pan and fry them, wrap them in the sauce, and sprinkle a little sesame seeds on them, it's amazing!"

Yun Xianxian introduced it as she forked up a piece of stinky tofu on the table and sent it to Jing Yibai's mouth.

"Something, it smells like! It stinks! Take it away, get away! ”

Jing Yibai only sniffed it and pushed it aside.

"Delicious! Come on! You can take a bite! Yun Xianxian couldn't help but coquettishly.

"I'm sick to death, you have to eat it yourself!"

Jing Yibai jumped out of the way.

"Humph! I really don't know how to enjoy it! After Yun Xian finished speaking, he stuffed a piece into his mouth. The bar chirped twice with a look of enjoyment. "Delicious! It would be nice to have a little more chili peppers! ”

"You crazy woman, you like to eat this kind of thing, let me know before you eat next time! I'm not coming! ”

Jing Yibai yelled with disgust, and then fled from Fengyi Palace in disgrace.

It wasn't until I left the room that I took a big breath of fresh air.

"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" Guiyuan, who had been standing outside the door, said with a puzzled expression.

"This cloud fiber is really heavy! Let's go! It stinks! ”

Before the words fell, Jing Yibai had already strode out of Fengyi Palace.

Three or four days passed, Jing Yibai didn't dare to step into Fengyi Palace for another half step, Yun Xianxian saw that he didn't come for several days, so he took his newly made finger cake to visit him in the Guangming Palace.

When I arrived at the Guangming Palace, I found that Jing Yibai was not there.

"Your Majesty should have gone to the imperial study to see the folds, and it should be back after a while."

The little eunuch at the door bowed and said.

"Well, well! Then the main palace will go in and wait! Yun Xian pouted.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Jing Yibai to come back from outside.

It's just that as soon as I arrived at the door, I heard the little eunuch say that the fat concubine was inside, and I couldn't help but feel a chill.

"What?"

"Niangniang said that she brought the food she knew, and asked Your Majesty to taste it!"

As soon as the little eunuch finished speaking, Jing Yibai's face turned green, remembering the stinky tofu a few days ago, he hadn't eaten anything for two whole days, what was it this time?

"Well, I see, I'll start going back and commenting on it!"

Jing Yibai was just about to leave, and Yun Xianxian ran out of the hall.

"Your Majesty! You're back? ”

Jing Yibai's body stiffened, Mu Ne turned around, and forced out a smile, "Well, yes!" What a coincidence! ”

Yun Xianxian's face changed instantly, "What a coincidence!" I've been waiting for you here for most of the day! The finger cakes made for you are almost cool! Come in and eat! ”

The little eunuch had never seen Yun Xian Xian like this, and he thought that His Majesty would cure the sin of the fat concubine! Quickly lowered his head and lowered it.

Unexpectedly, after waiting for a long time, I didn't see His Majesty angry, but Niangniang was angry first.

Yun Xian stepped forward in three or two steps, grabbed Jing Yibai's cuffs and dragged them inside.

"Let's go! In! ”

The little eunuch looked at his jaw and was not shocked.

Oh, my God! Is this still the same Your Majesty who is said on weekdays? Why is it that when I see my mother, it's like a mouse seeing a cat, what the hell was that aggrieved expression just now? Is it because I am dazzled?

When Gui Yuan saw the reaction of the little eunuch, he stepped forward and said:

"What are you looking at? Miscellaneous people have long been used to it! ”

The little eunuch retracted his senses and said with a look of disbelief:

"Oh my God! Your Majesty is incredible. ”

"Tsk, that's the incredible place where you didn't see Niangniang, that's what really makes you jaw-dropping!"

Gui Yuan held back a smile and whispered to the little eunuch on the side.

Within a few days, almost everyone in the palace knew that His Majesty was afraid of Niangniang's affairs, but no one dared to ridicule this kind of thing in front of Jing Yibai.

Soon this matter reached the ears of the Queen Mother, which made Gongsun very dissatisfied.

In the early morning of this day, Yun Xianxian had just gotten up, and before she had time to freshen up, she heard a report from her father-in-law outside that the Queen Mother was coming.

Yun Xianxian hurriedly asked Shuang'er and Nu'er to help her put on her clothes simply.

Just when the Gongsun clan came in, it happened that the buttons of the clothes were propped up again, making Yun Xianxian scramble.

"Concubine...... See Queen Mother. Yun Xianxian saluted while covering her clothes.

The Queen Mother snorted coldly, glanced at Yun Xianxian with disdain, and didn't let her get up.

"It's all three poles a day, why hasn't the fat concubine gotten up yet? How? Do you think that in this palace from now on, you will have the final say, you can start when you want, and you can do whatever you want? Well? ”

The more Yun Xianxian heard this, the more she felt that something was wrong, what did she mean that she would have the final say in this palace in the future?

However, looking at the Queen Mother's vigorous appearance with light makeup and heavy makeup early in the morning, I knew that she came to her to ask for guilt.

"The concubine doesn't dare, the queen mother, the button of the concubine's clothes was accidentally broken, can you allow me to change my clothes and receive you again, it's more decent." Yun Xian Xian looked low and pleasing to the eyes. I thought that for the sake of Jing Yibai's face, bear with it for the time being! Who made this queen mother his mother-in-law!

"Alright! Since our fat concubine has a request, the mourning family will wait in the main hall. ”

The Queen Mother flicked her cuffs, glanced at Yun Xianxian with sharp eyes, and walked out of the inner hall.

Yun Xianxian grimaced behind her, and asked Shuang'er and Nu'er to quickly help her change her clothes.

It didn't take long for Yun Xianxian to change into a plain satin robe and walk out of the inner hall.

"Let the Queen Mother wait for a long time, come and serve tea!"

"The mourning family is not here to eat tea! No more trouble! The queen was cold, and she was so frightened that Feng'er, who was about to pour tea, stopped.

Yun Xianxian waved her hand, and planned to sit on the stool next to her, but before her ass touched the stool, she was scolded by the Queen Mother.

"Did the mourners let you sit down?"

Frightened, Yun Xianxian quickly stood up.

No matter how you look at this queen mother, there is something wrong with her today.

What's going on? When she didn't marry Jing Yibai before, she wasn't like this? Why is it that after becoming the queen mother, it is not as easy to get along as before?

"The Queen Mother, you are young and ignorant, what is the matter, you can say it bluntly!"

"Good! Since you don't know it, the mourning family can only give you a wake-up call. Since you married Your Majesty, rumors have continued to spread in this palace to the ears of the mourning family, saying that Your Majesty is very afraid of our fat concubine! Yun Xianxian, do you know how much impact this kind of rumor will have on Huangwei once it spreads? How would the courtiers speculate when they heard such rumors? When the people hear such rumors, how will they laugh at our Majesty? Yun Xianxian, you are so bold! ”

After being scolded, Yun Xianxian frowned, and immediately raised her head and said:

"It turns out that the Queen Mother came to Xingshi to ask for guilt because of this incident! The Queen Mother should know! When the first emperor was alive, he named me the goddess of the great rejuvenation country, and I am afraid that the first emperor would not dare to yell at me so much when he saw me! You should have seen it in the eyes of the Queen Mother at the beginning! Now that the first emperor is gone, can you, as the queen mother, reprimand me like this? Are you afraid that the world will laugh at you, aren't you afraid that the world will laugh at you, the queen mother who does not obey the gods? "The more Yun Xian Xian talks, the more angry he becomes." As soon as I entered the door, I knelt and knelt, and I followed the etiquette, what about you? How do you do that? Question me like this without asking! Since rumors like 'Your Majesty is afraid of Niangniang' are a matter of two people, why don't you ask Jing Yibai? How did he do this emperor? ”

Although today's words are a bit heavier, Yun Xianxian just can't bear this breath. She has received more than 20 years of modern education, how can she be corrupted by this feudal ideology? All people are equal, and in the final analysis, it is just a word "reason".

Since ancient times, kings, ministers, fathers, sons, fathers, sons, kings, ministers, fathers, sons, son

What happened to the Queen Mother? Scolding her just doesn't work! Hum! She's not so easy to bully!

Gongsun was even more angry after hearing Yun Xianxian's words, and couldn't help but sneer:

"Good! That's nice! Let's take a look! The goddess is so majestic! The first emperor respected her for three points! Do you want to mourn your family and kneel for you? ”

"I didn't say that! It's just that, since Your Majesty is my man, there is no need for outsiders to interfere in the affairs of our young husband and wife, if you think there is anything wrong, you can go to Your Majesty to theorize, besides, I am not the queen, why do I care so much? Since those courtiers are against me being the queen, I naturally don't have to abide by the duty of the queen! What's wrong with being my free-spirited concubine? ”

Yun Xianxian herself is also angry, respect is mutual, since this queen mother is so disrespectful to her, then she doesn't have to be polite.

"Yun Xian Xian! You're so disrespectful, do you know who you're talking to? Someone! Drag this slut out for me, slap your mouth!! ”

The Queen Mother trembled angrily.

For so many years, she swallowed her anger in the palace and pretended to be virtuous and virtuous, all for the first emperor to see, in order to consolidate her position as queen! Now, the first emperor is gone, and he has become the queen mother of Ming, I thought that no one in this palace would dare to disobey him from now on.

It's just that this Yun Xian is provoking her authority at this time, if she doesn't teach her a lesson, in the future, the entire palace should be surnamed Yun!

"Mother and Queen!"

Early in the morning, I received the news that the queen mother went in the direction of Fengyi Palace and knew that things were not good, Jing Yibai simply changed his clothes and rushed over here, fortunately he came in time, otherwise Xian Xian Iron would definitely be punished.

"Your Majesty? Don't stop you, this slut, who has no respect for her elders, speaks wildly, today, the mourning family must teach her a lesson! Tides! ”

Yun Xi glanced at Yun Xi to the side, and Yun Xi immediately stepped forward and pulled Yun Xian to the ground.

"Stop!"

Jing Yibai hurriedly stopped in front of him.

"Queen Mother, please be angry! Slender is my woman, no matter how many faults she has, I have suffered for her, if you insist on punishing, punish me! ”

The Queen Mother was already so angry that her face turned blue at the moment.

"Look! Look at us, the Emperor of the Ninety-Five, your majesty! For the sake of a woman, you can do this! What a disgrace to the royal family! ”

"Queen Mother's ......"

What else does the emperor want to say. was interrupted by an announcement outside the door.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! See the Queen Mother, Your Majesty, and the Fat Concubine. ”

"What's the matter?"

Jing Yibai asked with a cold face.

"Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager...... Come to heaven! The eunuch who came to deliver the message squeezed out two tears and said with a crying voice.