Zhao Jin said: "Long live Lord, don't be ashamed of the slave maid, the slave maid is not good." ”

Yes, people are eunuchs, and when they talk about things on the bed, don't they put salt on other people's wounds?

Yang Houzhao looked at Zhao Jin with considerate eyes, gave him an affirmative look, and said, "Actually, you are still very good, don't feel inferior." ”

But I thought to myself, did this eunuch try it himself? How do eunuchs try?

****

On the dragon bed of Qingning Palace, Yang Houzhao and Li Zhao were preparing before going to bed.

Yang Houzhao was bare-chested, his arms supporting his head, lying on his side, facing the bed, in a bewitching posture, and asked, "Ah Zhao, looking at me like this, will your heart be pounding?" ”

Li Zhao: "......"

This is Yang Houzhao's performance before courting.

She doesn't understand, other people's men are affectionate, gentle, and full of temptation at this time, her family's no, it can always make you want to laugh, it's a pure second goods.

Li Zhao thought for a while and said, "Well, my heart will be pounding." ”

Yang Houzhao said: "The heart will be pounding, why should you think about it?" It can be seen that it is fake, you don't even bang on my heart, you look at my lines, this arm, look at my small waist, long legs, which point is not tempting? What's not your heart pounding? ”

It could be a problem with the mouth.

Li Zhao was questioned, and hurriedly said: "No, no, it's really heartbeating, heartbeating." ”

Yang Houzhao hooked his lips and smiled, this is about the same.

Then he stretched out his hand to hug Li Zhao, and leaned over there.

Li Zhao habitually hooked his hand on Yang Houzhao's neck.

But then the old man didn't make any further moves, and asked gently, "Ah Zhao, are you happy now?" ”

Li Zhao thought to himself, could it be that I was not happy to be seen by him?

She sighed and said, "Looking at those twists and turns today, there are troubles, why can't they stop for a while?" ”

was really unhappy, Zhao Jin said, it's best to find a happy moment.

Yang Houzhao is not very sad about the performance at all, Liu Jian is gone, what kind of turmoil can those people make?

The queen's displeasure is the big thing.

He lay back and said, "Ah Zhao, do you want to see the little tiger?" ”

Li Zhao looked at him puzzled: "Which little tiger?" Don't I see your little tiger every day? ”

Yang Houzhao couldn't help laughing, and then nodded: "Yes, it's my little tiger, have you ever seen it like this?" ”

As he spoke, he put his hand on his pants and slowly took them off, and when the little tiger jumped out, he smiled and said, "How is it?" I think the man's action of taking off his pants is the most attractive. ”

Li Zhao couldn't wait to kick him down, did he sleep or not?

She blinked her eyes and didn't speak, she didn't have any special expression on her face, and she didn't praise his little tiger even more hatefully.

Yang Houzhao thought to himself, he couldn't even impress her?

He put on his pants and picked up Li Zhao, and the two leaned on the pillow behind him, Yang Houzhao said: "Ah Zhao, have you seen the eunuch's little tiger?" ”

Li Zhao looked at Yang Houzhao with a puzzled gaze, is there a eunuch or a eunuch of the "little tiger"?

Her face changed and she asked, "Long live you, have you seen it?" Isn't someone sneaking into the palace and pretending to be a eunuch? ”

Yang Houzhao hurriedly said: "No, no, no." ”

In the harem land, how could anyone get in?

It's that Zhao Jin always has something new, he has long wanted to tell Li Zhao, how can the eunuch know so much?

Yang Houzhao asked: "I have always been curious, where did you say the eunuch cut?" Is it a little tiger or two balls? So how do they pee? Do you still want to be a woman? ”

Li Zhao: "......"