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At this time, the sun also came out.

Plantains are yin, and hanged ghosts often inhabit under banana trees. Now that the sun is so big, I don't need to wrap the loquat in a banana leaf, and I will be scattered by the sun.

I took the banana leaf bag and went back the way I came.

As soon as I arrived at the gate of Chuanbei's yard, I saw Chuanbei and his mother waiting there, Chuanbei had already seen me, and pulled his fucking clothes and shouted that the big brother was back.

After Chuanbei finished speaking, he spread his feet and ran towards me.

"Big brother! I want to kill you! ”

Chuanbei pounced on me, and I patted him on the head: "Little ghost, how long has it been now, and you want to kill me?" ”

"I don't see you for a day, like every other autumn."

Chuanbei licked his tongue and looked at the banana leaf bag in my hand: "Mom thought it was loquat that made you angry, so you didn't do it." I'll be back when I come back, and what snacks will I bring? ”

Dim sum? What dim sum?

I followed his eyes and saw that he was drooling, I guess he thought I had gone to a morning market, and came back with steamed buns and fried cakes.

I didn't bother to talk nonsense with him and asked, "What about loquats?" ”

"in the house!"

Chuan Bei said: "Big brother, is the loquat dead, no matter how you call it, you can't wake it up, it's like my mother yesterday." Have you lost your soul too, and you have to take your clothes to the well and shout? ”

I shook my head and said no, come in with me.

Chuanbei jumped in front of me, and shouted excitedly as soon as he entered the house: "Loquat loquat, the big brother is back, your mother is saved." ”

There were two benches in the room, and Loquat lay as upright as a corpse.

At this time, the loquat was guarding his fucking body, crying with tears in his eyes.

was originally at a loss, but when he saw that Chuan Bei was still smiling, he glared at him viciously.

Chuanbei is not stupid when he is stupid, where does he care if the loquat stares at him or not, he only knows that now the big brother is gone and returned, he is happy.

"Loquat."

I went over and put the banana leaf bag on top and opened it, and covered the banana leaf over his mother's face. The three souls and seven spirits immediately drilled into the hole on their face.

"Whew!"

The motionless woman on the bench immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and reached out to remove the banana leaves from her face: "Ouch, it's suffocating me."

Loquat immediately pounced: "Mom! ”

His mother didn't know what was going on, and struggled to do it, only to tell Loquat that his hands, feet, and neck hurt, and that he didn't know why.

It doesn't hurt, but the thick hook goes through your soul.

The human soul and the body are closely related and mutually inducing.

When the soul is wounded, the flesh will not be healed. There are often those patients who have amputated their limbs, saying that they still feel a dull pain in the amputated place, but in fact, it is a pain in the soul.

As soon as the loquat saw that he was sleeping on the bench and saw that he was wearing a shroud, he became angry.

raised his hand to hit the loquat and scolded him: "This dead child, scolded him twice yesterday, he held a grudge and scared the old lady, let the old lady put on a life jacket and sleep on the bench, and cursed the old lady to die!" ”

I hurriedly grabbed her arm and said that you wore this shroud yourself.

"Yes, yes!"

Loquat and Chuanbei are working together at this time, you and I only told his mother what happened from yesterday to today, and his mother was suspicious and looked at Chuanbei's mother.

Chuanbei nodded fuckingly, and she believed it.

Thank you for your success.

I waved my hand and said, "No need to say thank you, can you tell me what happened to you when you went to the south in the sky the day before yesterday?" ”

Loquat is a hot guy and will tell the story with a crackle.

She said the same as Loquat, she went to donate the threshold.

Because I listened to the idle old women in the village, I felt that I could not let this sin affect the children. Just think about donating a threshold.

But the big temple in the city is far away from here, not to mention the opposite direction, the price is still expensive, tens of thousands of thousands of dollars at every turn, and the layman there told her that now the threshold of the big temple is only donated by rich people.

She was in a hurry, but what could she do?

The layman told her again, don't you have a small temple there, the small temple has little incense, you go to add a threshold and increase your popularity, it won't cost much.

The small temple in the mouth of the layman is the temple on Dajianzi Mountain.

When he came, Chuanbei's mother said that there is a temple and a Taoist temple on each of the big and small Jianzi Mountains, and the two households are far away from each other, so they have to look at each other.

Loquat was right when he thought about it, and he was busy going up to Dajianzi Mountain.

The abbot was not there.

She was received by the gentleman in the village who worshipped the monk as a teacher, and when she saw that she was an acquaintance and wanted to do things better, she happily proposed to donate the threshold.

Who knows, the gentleman refused when he heard it.

He also raised his tail high, saying that the villagers should prepare gifts and even three livestock and six animals when they invite them to see things, and you want to set up a threshold in our temple, but you actually came empty-handed.

Loquat was busy making amends, and he said it was in a hurry, and he would make up for it later.

The gentleman added a lot of money, saying how much it would cost, what specifications the gifts should be, and the sum of seventy-seven-eighty-eight was more expensive than the threshold of donating to the big temple.

Loquat was in a hurry, and blurted out a sentence to him, saying that you are still a lay disciple in the temple, and you fell in the eye for the money?

followed by a foul mouth, and vented all the dissatisfaction with Mr. in the village.

As you can imagine, she was kicked out.

She took another sip and took a boat to Xiaojianzi Mountain on the other side of the river, wanting to go to the Taoist to watch.

Who knows, it's a coincidence to open the door - it's a coincidence to get home.

The Taoist chief in the Taoist temple was not there, only the disciple he accepted, another gentleman in the village.

The disciples of the Taoist chief are the same as the disciples of the monks, and their tails are also high, so they have to pay heavy gifts, and they have to send flowers, pennants, plaques or something, so they are willing to donate this threshold.

Loquat ate a closed door soup on Dajianzi Mountain, and he was in a bad mood.

Now when I saw that the disciples of the Taoist Master were the same, they immediately scolded, saying that you are all out of the same asshole, and you are all the same, and there is no compassion for the family.

When the gentleman who worshiped the Taoist as a teacher heard this, he sneered: "The Fa is in my hands, and I can be merciful to whoever I want." What can you do with me? ”

Kicked the loquat out again.

Somehow, Loquat always felt that the smile was shady, making people shudder.

On the way back, she felt that something was wrong.

As soon as she got on the boat, she began to get seasick when she didn't get seasick. glanced into the water, and saw that the bottom of the water was full of white flowers, waving and waving, as if to catch her.

When she came back from the woods, she heard someone calling her, and she did not dare to answer, but she felt that a shade and coolness had been following her, and she ran back.

When I heard it, I said that it was good that you didn't say yes and didn't look back, otherwise you wouldn't have come back.

Fortunately, now they are all fine.

The two families stayed with me for lunch, but I refused, saying that my sister was still waiting for me at the village chief's house. But before I go, I'll tell you something.