Chapter 15 Senior Brother Teaches You to Practice Taoism
"Senior brother, there are people."
I quickly shouted and pointed in the direction I had seen the figure earlier.
But when I looked over again, there was still some dark shadow around.
Gu Daozi glanced at the direction I was pointing, sighed thoughtfully, and then said, "You must be too tired, look dazzled, okay, don't talk about it, you hurry up and light a cigarette." Although Gu Daozi is saying this, I always feel that this fat man has something to hide from me.
He didn't want to say, so I didn't want to ask too much.
I lit the three sticks of incense, and then bowed three times to this side door, muttering in my mouth, "Master, that fat second brother has been bullying your little sixteen apprentices, and now that fat second brother wants to come back to see you, if you have a spirit in the sky, send me a message, let me know if you want to see that dead fat man, and ah, you must take good care of that dead fat man, if you are not there, the fat man will know to bully me." ”
I was like a schoolboy who had been wronged and ran to complain to his teacher, wanting justice from my dead master.
I originally wanted Master to take him away, but I thought that if I didn't have this fat senior brother, I wouldn't have been able to learn Taoism, so I swallowed it back, and didn't Master say that his soul was gone? I guess I want to fulfill my wish.
After the complaint was finished, I poured all the incense into the dirt beside me.
I stared at this aroma curiously, and I was still a little curious whether this aroma would have the kind of change that Gu Daozi said.
I looked at it for a while, and finally I was a little disappointed, and the smoke trembled slightly at first, but it didn't collapse as the fat man said, it looked as if someone had been playing with it, and then the smoke rose into the air.
I ran over and told my fat brother about the change in smoke, but Gu Daozi laughed like a madman, he immediately knelt on the ground, kowtowed a few times in the direction of the Taoist temple, and said thank you Master for forgiving them for what they had done before.
I'm really curious about what my senior brothers who I haven't met have done that shouldn't have made my master hold such a grudge, and even this hatred may not dissipate until death.
I looked at Gu Daozi, and it was obvious that if I asked him, this guy would definitely not be able to tell me, and I had no choice but to hide my curiosity in my heart.
I followed the fat man into the Taoist temple, but when we came to the main hall, we didn't see the corpse of Ziyun Zhenren.
"What's going on? Could it be that the body was taken away and buried by my grandfather? I was curious and quickly called my grandfather.
As a result, Grandpa said "ah", and after asking us what happened, he told us that he had never touched the corpse at all, because it had been made clear in the letter from the master to him that his body could be placed in the main hall and there was no need to bury him.
Grandpa also seemed very anxious after hearing that his brother's body was gone, originally he wanted to come over here to have a look, but in the end he was stopped by Gu Daozi, saying that the disappearance of Master's body was very strange, and grandpa couldn't help even if he came over, so he let grandpa wait at home, and if there was news in the future, he would tell grandpa.
Although grandpa was still a little unwilling, but Gu Daozi insisted so much, grandpa could only give up in the end.
"Damn, could it be that someone ran in and stole this body?" I hung up the phone and muttered in confusion.
Gu Daozi looked quite disdainful of my muttering, he sneered and said, "Stealing corpses? Do you think our master's corpse is a thousand-year-old corpse? Will it be stolen as an antique? Tell me what their purpose was in stealing Master? ”
I was also stumped by Gu Daozi's question, and when it came to the purpose of stealing the corpse, I really couldn't think of a reason for a while.
"Then you say, apart from this reason, why did Master's body disappear?"
Gu Daozi didn't speak, but there was a thoughtful look on his face, but obviously he didn't want to continue talking about this topic.
"Little Sixteen, you go and clean out the two rooms now, and we will live here for the time being today."
This damn fat man really took me for a babysitter, and after pointing me in the direction, he sent me straight over.
"Oh yes, after cleaning the room, boil some hot water, your second senior brother is going to take a bath here today, and there is a vegetable garden in that place, you go to the vegetable garden to get some food, and burn it to eat at night, otherwise we will be hungry."
He was like a military commander, and with a wave of his hand, he assigned me many tasks.
I think my temper is really good, and if I were someone else, I would be fighting with this fat man even if I looked at this bastard's shit.
All the time for the next time, I was busy cleaning, the two rooms he picked didn't know how many years have not been inhabited, they were full of dust, I went in cleanly, and when I came out, they were dirty with a little boar, and then I ran to his so-called vegetable garden, obviously this vegetable garden Ziyun Zhenren himself takes care of every day, but it is not deserted.
Boil water, cook, wash vegetables, stir-fry, which thing has to be busy for a long time, but fortunately I used to learn dishes with my grandmother for a while, otherwise, I really don't know what to do today, Gu Daozi is like a second uncle, when I was working, the bastard disappeared, after cooking the meal, I was ready to go to him, but just when I passed by the room that had been cleaned up for him, I heard a series of excited screams.
"Brush, come on, Lao Tzu is outside your house."
"Come on, eat your fat man's grenade."
"Ah, I'll go, sneak attack, someone from the special mother dares to sneak attack your fat master? See if I don't shoot you. ”
When I opened the door, I saw that the fat man was now holding a mobile phone, and he was very excited to play a game of chicken.
Curious, I leaned over and saw the fat man playing with Voldemort, cautiously crawling towards the edge of a large tree.
He had a "dead dry" in his hand, and there were about 25 rounds of ammunition in the chamber, but this guy seemed to have some obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he felt sad if he didn't refill the bullets.
As a result, just when he was switching bullets, his Voldemort was discovered and shot directly in the head.
"I'm O's, slut." The fat man scolded.
Seeing that this dead fat man wanted to play the next game again, I quickly stopped him, "Second senior brother, it's time to eat, let's have a good meal and I'll accompany you to eat chicken." ”
I was just watching him bored and playing alone, so I wanted to accompany him to relieve his boredom, but it turned out to be good, this bastard actually looked at me with great disdain and said, "Just you? You're just a bronze, aren't you? ”
But Gu Daozi didn't continue to play now, but followed me to the dining hall to eat, the fat man was eating, while his mouth was chirping, and the posture was quite satisfactory to my cooking skills.
"In addition to the fact that this dish is a little lighter, it has been burned for a longer time, the taste is not so delicious, and the dish is not very good, there is nothing else wrong with it." As he spoke, the bastard snatched the last snail and sucked it hard.
I picked up this snail in the creek next to me.
The second senior brother of the bastard tasted my craftsmanship beautifully, but he kept complaining, but he made me so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas were born.
While he was still sucking the snails, I quickly shot and directly used chopsticks to fly the snails in the mouth of this bastard fat man, and scolded angrily, "Didn't you say that it was not delicious?" Then why are you still eating so hard? ”
Naturally, the cleaning after dinner was handed over to me, and I'm used to it now, and after I'm busy, it's already seven o'clock in the evening.
I was just about to go back to my room to sleep, and I didn't expect this fat man to teach me any Taoist skills now, but when I passed by the fat man's room, the fat man directly stopped me.
"Little Sixteen, let me ask you, what is your purpose in worshipping Ziyun Zhenren?"
It's rare for the second senior brother to be so serious, and I'm still a little unaccustomed to it for a while.
I settled down and replied, "In order to learn Taoism, I will find the reincarnation grass to heal my daughter-in-law when the time comes." ”
Gu Daozi nodded solemnly, "It's good that you know, then today Brother Wei will teach you the first lesson of Taoism for Master." ”
I didn't expect that this fat man would take the initiative to give me a lesson today, and I was a little flattered for a while.
"Okay, thank you, senior brother, then what should I do now?" I'm gearing up and can't wait to start learning right now.
The fat man waved his hand, "Go to the right after leaving the Taoist temple, there is a mass grave over there, you can sleep there today." ”
When I heard the fat man's words, I almost jumped up in anger, "What? What do you say? I don't go to mass graves, what does it have to do with sleeping there and learning Taoism? "Although I haven't been to the mass grave over there, I understand what the situation is like over there, because cremation has not been practiced in the mountain village before, and many people can't afford to buy coffins, so they can only find a place to dig a pit and bury it.
Over time, mass graves have been formed, and some people have died in accidents and can't even find their families, so they will be directly abandoned in the mass graves.
I used to pass by the cemetery in our village at night, and I saw a lot of miserable white ghost fires drifting, and now the mass grave here, I don't think it's a ghost fire, it's normal to hit a ghost, I don't even know how to do Taoism now, just let me go to that kind of place, isn't it looking for death?
"Our Taoist priest is a high-risk profession to see ghosts, and we must be bold first, otherwise, you can be scared to death by ghosts if you catch a ghost in the future, how embarrassing it is to say it, when each of our senior brothers enters, we have to practice courage first, which one has not slept in the mass grave? If you don't even have the guts to do this, don't think about learning Taoism, let's hurry up and leave. ”