Chapter 482: Trickery
I secretly breathed a long sigh of relief, and my heart suddenly rejoiced, fortunately my father-in-law was on our side, otherwise, with this strategy, where would another one come from.
With a slight smile on his face, he stretched out his hand to hold Zhentian's shoulder, and said very intimately: "Fellow Daoists, my brother has no talent and no virtue, he is young and ignorant, and he is not qualified to be a judge at all, but I don't know each other with Brother Zhentian, I cherish each other, I regard Brother Zhentian as my brother, my brother has a life, I dare not disobey, so I have to come with a shy face." ”
I said this, the audience immediately burst into laughter, in the last ten thousand demon conference, I learned this trick from the black bear demon, pretending to be crazy and stupid not to suffer, try to win the hearts of these demon spirits, even if they can't pull it, I want to make them think that I am not bad, in case the time comes when the sword and soldiers meet, maybe there will be some demon spirits because of this choice to not help.
Immediately continued: "However, since Brother Zhentian asked me to come, I must do a good job as a judge, I will say ugly things first, in today's world, there are some atmospheres that cannot be put on the table, all competitions, drafts, elections, etc., most of them pay attention to unspoken rules, eat and take cards to give red envelopes, beauties throw themselves into their arms and hugs, there is no fairness and justice at all." ”
"As a result, the final winners are a bunch of straw bales, and those who are really capable can't go up, this is not feasible for me, I don't lack money, I guess you don't have either, practice in the mountains all day long, where is the money, I want beautiful women, but my daughter-in-law follows!"
Speaking of this, there was another burst of laughter in the audience, I believe that I have won the favor of some demon spirits invisibly, and continued: "Therefore, on this wooden platform, the new demon king selected must have strength and extraordinary means, as long as I am still on this wooden platform, there will never be any unfair things." ”
The audience applauded, I turned my head to Zhen Tian and smiled, and said softly, "How is it?" Brother's rhetoric, it's still decent, right? ”
Zhentian gave me a thumbs up and laughed repeatedly: "Good eloquence!" Good eloquence! ”
I laugh in my heart, just laugh! The master set has been laid down for you, so you can obediently drill your neck in! When the time comes, it will be up to the master to clean you up.
As soon as I thought of this, I suddenly felt two cold light awls glancing at me, and when I swept the corner of my eyes, I saw that the eyes of the Phantom Demon King had been closed, and he had returned to that lazy state, and he couldn't help but be shocked, and secretly warned himself not to be careless, there are strong enemies here, as long as a little flaw is revealed, all four of us will have to die here.
At that moment, Zhentian let the demons disperse, pulled the two of us off the wooden platform, and brought the four of us to a simple wooden house, the building here was in ruins when we attacked the southern hunting headquarters last time, and the demon clan itself lived in caves, so it was not rebuilt, just a few simple wooden houses were built casually.
Zhentian took us to the wooden house, turned around and went out, and after a while, the phantom demon king was also pulled, everyone sat down, Zhentian smiled: "Brother Xiaohua, you can't pick this judge, now all the Taoist friends are still coming one after another, the Ten Thousand Immortals Conference is scheduled to be held in three days, these days, but I can wronged you to stay here temporarily, and when the Ten Thousand Immortals Conference is over, my brother must personally lead the demon kings of all families to help, and destroy Tianshu in one fell swoop." ”
I laughed "haha" and said: "Brother Zhentian, I also have this intention, things should be done sooner rather than later, if Tianshu is destroyed one day earlier, we can sit back and relax one day earlier." ”
The two looked at each other and smiled, Zhentian was very happy, and specially ordered someone to prepare wine and food, and had to accompany us for a drink.
After a while, the wine and food were ready, and Zhentian and the phantom accompanied me, but I didn't see the figures of the three elders of Tongtian and the ancestor of the demon world, so they must have been hidden, and I pretended not to know.
The six of them drank happily, called each other brothers and sisters during the banquet, and showed each other very closely, in fact, they all knew each other in their hearts, Zhentian simply wanted to use us as a gunman, and we were ready to use Zhentian as a monkey, and no one had a word of truth.
I didn't expect Zhentian to drink a lot of wine, the left and right cups kept drinking, like flowing water, and the Phantom Demon King didn't know the depth of the drink, always squinting, lazy appearance, anyway, the wine poured a glass dry, but I didn't see the drunkenness, this amount of wine and Chu Beige had a fight.
During the banquet, the two of them kept urging them to drink, and in addition to the two women not drinking, Xiaoma and I were poured a lot.
Fortunately, although Xiaoma and I were drunk, our minds were still there, and we didn't say anything wrong, Zhentian took advantage of the wine to talk several times, but we cleverly covered up the past, and I used the strength of the wine to make loud noises with Zhentian and the Phantom, which seemed very intimate.
The wine lasted for a long time, from noon to evening, and the guests and hosts were so happy that Zhentian let us rest in the hut and leave with the phantom with us.
As soon as Zhentian left, I immediately pretended to be drunk, sprinkled drunk, pulled the pony out on purpose, and found a few unpleasant provocations, the demons only said that I was drunk, and also knew my identity, and ignored me at all, when the pony dissuaded me, the two almost fought, the demons all laughed and did not speak, standing by and watching our jokes, Qianying and Xue Bing pulled and pulled us apart, pulled back to the wooden house, closed the door to rest.
As soon as the door closed, the pony and I immediately sat down cross-legged, and after a while, the wine flowed down our fingernails and pores, wetting the floor in two large areas, and the smell of alcohol in the room became stronger.
When the two of them dissipated and glanced at each other, I beckoned Xue Bing and Qianying to come closer, and used my finger as a pen to write on the ground: "Zhen Tian must have been instructed by the phantom to try to get us drunk. ”
"As I expected, tomorrow at noon, Zhentian and the Phantom will definitely come to drink, they want to use this method to drag us down, and they will drag it until the day when the Ten Thousand Demon Conference begins, this won't work, we have to think of a countermeasure."
Xue Bing nodded, signaling that she could see it too, and then also stretched out his finger and wrote on the ground: "Although Zhentian is brave and brave, his strategy is not clever, but it is the Phantom Demon King, who seems to be groggy all day long, but is actually extremely shrewd, and needs to be careful." ”
I nodded in agreement, and the foal stretched out his hand and wrote, "I'll sneak out and kill him!" ”
I hurriedly shook my head and continued to write, "No! As soon as we come, we will die, and as soon as we die, the Phantom Demon King will die, no matter how stupid Zhentian is, he can understand that we did it, and we can't kill him, at least not now. ”
Writing this, I turned my head to look at Xue Bing, and continued: "I must know what Zhentian and the Phantom have to say about us, in order to know how much they trust us, but around this wooden house, there must be someone secretly watching, as long as we go out, we will definitely be discovered." ”
"So only you can go out, use the earth technique to sneak out of the ground, use the five elements hiding technique, and sneak into the vicinity of Zhentian and the Phantom Demon King, as I expected, they must be talking about us now, from their conversation, you can know what they are planning."
Xue Bing nodded, turned around and dived underground, I hurriedly grabbed her hand, and continued: "Zhentian and Phantom are both extraordinary, you must be careful, keep a safe distance, everything is safety first." ”
Xue Bing nodded again, and wrote on the back of my hand with his finger, "Don't worry, I'll be careful." After writing the figure, he slowly dived and instantly dived into the land.
Let Xue Bing go to find out the news, and say that he is not worried that it is fake, you must know that the Zhentian Demon King is a superb cultivator, and the Phantom Demon King is also a powerful character, if one is not careful, maybe it will be exposed, with Xue Bing's cultivation, it will definitely not be the opponent of the two.
So as soon as Xue Bing left, my heart was raised, my ears were erected, and I didn't dare to miss the movement outside, as long as there was anything abnormal, I would definitely rush out desperately, even if I died here, before I died, I would not let Xue Bing suffer any harm.
Ma Pingchuan's face was cold and almost frozen, I guess my thoughts were the same as mine, Qianying also nervously kept turning the rose vine bracelet on her wrist, she and Xue Bing have been together for so long, they have long been like sisters, and they can't worry about the two of us.
Xue Bing's trip is more than an hour, and in this more than an hour, I have counted the seconds, not only to live like a year, but to live like a year!
Fortunately, more than an hour later, Xue Bing came out of the middle of the room, nodded to us with a look of surprise as soon as he came out, and stretched out his hand to write on the ground: "Three good news, the first good news is that we successfully deceived Zhentian in today's drama, Zhentian now thinks that we want to use his power to eradicate Tianshu, although the phantom still has some doubts, but he can't come up with evidence." ”
"However, they have not taken off their guard, as Xiao Hua speculated, they are going to continue to come tomorrow to get drunk with you, and it will be delayed until the day of the Ten Thousand Demon Conference."
"The second good news is that Zhentian's ambition is quite big, he not only wants to seek the position of the overlord of the demon world and the world, he even wants to grab the other world and the ethereal pavilion of the ancestor of the demon world, just now he conspired with the phantom, and plans to kill the ancestor of the demon world and occupy the ethereal pavilion and the other world after destroying us and Tianshu."
"The last good news, this Ten Thousand Demon Conference, Zhen Tian really has a list of internal reservations, but there are a total of nine places on the list, Zhen Tian is ready to let the Phantom be the head of the top ten demon kings, and he himself is ready to be the king of demon kings!"
"This coincides with our plan, we don't even need to spread rumors, we just need to spread this internal list, and Zhentian's prestige among the demons will definitely be gone."
When I heard this, I was overjoyed and hurriedly wrote, "Have you remembered all the names on the list?" ”
Xue Bingyan smiled and nodded, "That's nature!" ”