Chapter 5: An Awkward Conversation with a Ghost
"Shhh...... Ha ......"
After taking a deep breath, Li Yanyong opened his eyes suddenly, turned up and sat on the bed, his eyes blank, and his head blank like paste.
After sitting in bed in a daze for a while, the scene from the previous 'dream' began to appear in my mind.
"Whew! It's really a dream! But that dream is so real! Li Xiaoyong took a deep breath, turned his head and looked around, he was still sleeping in the familiar quilt, the familiar bed, the familiar room, and the familiar ......
"Huh! Isn't this alarm clock already broken? Why did you run out again! ”
Rubbing his swollen eyes, Li Mocking picked up the alarm clock on the bedside table, this alarm clock was used when he used to go to high school, and it was smashed by him who often stayed in bed before he graduated, although he didn't lose it, but he had already put it in the glove box, how could he run out intact at this time?
"My eyes hurt so much!" The tingling pain in his eyes made Li Xiaoyong have no intention of bothering the alarm clock anymore and threw it on the bed, the continuous swelling pain made him feel very uncomfortable, like a mosquito flying into his eyes, and no matter how he rubbed it, he couldn't relieve it.
Just as Li Xiaoyong lifted the quilt and wanted to get out of bed to wash his eyes, a foul smell suddenly wafted out of the quilt.
"What smells so bad? Why is it still slimy! Li mocked his nose and sniffed, a stench that made him sick to his stomach came to his nose, and then he also found that his whole body was sticky, as if he had been pasted with sticky syrup, so he looked down.
"Holy! This...... This...... This...... Am I incontinent? Wow~! Li taunted and retched, his stomach churned, and the stench actually wafted out of the bedding.
Holding back the strong vomit, Li mocked up and jumped out of bed quickly, only to see that his whole body was covered with black sticky, and the stench was emitted by these black stickies.
"? No, I can't! I haven't pulled it in my pants since I can remember, so I can't ruin it! Wow......" Li mocked Yong put his hand into his pants to confirm, and only breathed a deep sigh of relief after making sure that he was not incontinent, but the strong stench kept swirling in front of his nose, prompting vomiting again, Li Mocking Yong hurriedly covered his mouth with the hand that touched his buttocks, and forcibly stopped vomiting.
When Li Xiaoyong reacted, the hand that touched his ass had already brought the black goo to his face.
"Wow......" A mouthful of filth squirted out of Li Xiaoyong's mouth, spitting all the way to the bathroom.
"Good...... Wow...... TM…… Wow...... Stinky ......" while spitting, Li mocked while slapping the sink vigorously, his heart had already run over 10,000 grass and mud horses, this was the most smelly thing he had ever smelled in his life, absolutely no one.
After the vomiting eased slightly, Li Xiaoyong pulled the shower head, and didn't have time to care whether the water was cool or not, so he turned on the faucet and flushed the water on his body.
The cold water rushed straight down, and the black slime on Li Xiaoyong's body also dissolved into black water with the washing of the water, and flowed into the sewer.
"What the hell is this Nima? What did you do to me last night? ”
Looking at the black water that was washed away under his feet, Li Xiaoyong trembled, trying to remember what he did last night, but his last memory only stayed in the square not far from home, how he got back home, and what happened last night, he didn't remember anything.
"Fragmented? That's not right! I didn't drink yesterday! Li Xiaoyong scratched his hair suspiciously, at this time his hair was all glued together, and it was difficult to grasp it with his hands, and he only grabbed his hands full of oil.
"No matter! Wash it first! Li shook his head, didn't think about it so much, squeezed his swollen eyes and came to the sink, picked up the toothbrush in the cup and began to brush his teeth.
"Huh? This isn't my toothbrush?! Bah! Spit out all the toothpaste foam in his mouth, and Li Xiaoyong realized that what he was holding in his hand was not the toothbrush that had been brushed for more than a year, but a handful of ......
"Huh? This toothbrush looks like it's been brushed before......"
Looking at the toothbrush in his hand, a similar feeling arose in Li Xiaoyong's heart, and he suddenly remembered that the toothbrush in his hand had been used many years ago, and it was used to clean the toilet after being discarded! How does it end up in a cup?
"Oh wow...... Phew...... Oh wow......" The strong vomit hit again, while vomiting, Li mocked while trying to spit out the toothpaste foam in his mouth, and forced his spit to swallow his saliva, before rinsing the toothpaste in his mouth.
"What the hell did I do yesterday?!"
"Bang! Bang Bang ......"
Li mocked the rust-free steel water cup to the ground in anger, and the tile was smashed in response, and then the water cup bounced straight up, and after slamming into all directions, it twisted into a ball and rolled to the side.
Thinking of the sticky stuff and the toothbrush that had been brushed through the toilet, Li was extremely angry, but no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't remember what happened after leaving the square, and he didn't even have any memory of it.
After being annoyed, Li Xiaoyong pouted helplessly, even if he was very unhappy in his heart, he could only break the cup, and he couldn't give himself a few mouthfuls.
"What a broken cup, so can't help but fall, the tiles are also cracked, fake and shoddy products!" Glancing at the cracked tiles and twisted cups, Li sighed deeply, threw the toothbrush into the trash, then took the shampoo and began to apply it to his head.
Closing his eyes, Li Xiaoyong rubbed his oily hair, and just as he was about to bow his head to rinse the foam in the sink, the originally dark eyes suddenly 'brightened', and a gray sink suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Huh? How did you open it? No, I haven't opened my eyes yet...... Yes!! Li Xiaoyong screamed heartbreakingly, opened his eyes suddenly, and the gray sink turned back to porcelain white in an instant.
Raising his head, with a head of foam, Li mocked back with a shocked face.
"This ...... This...... This ......" stumbled, Li Xiaoyong was speechless, he obviously didn't open his eyes just now, but he really saw the sink, although the picture looked very gray, but he really didn't open his eyes!!
"What's going on? I saw the sink through my eyelids just now, see-through? Isn't it possible to awaken superpowers like in the novel? The black stuff is washed of the marrow? Am I TM getting stronger? Thinking of this, Li Yanyong's expression quickly changed from horror to excitement, although he has never done anything big in his life, he has read a lot of novels.
Swallowing his saliva excitedly, Li Xiaoyong breathed a deep sigh of relief, closed his eyes again, and wanted to try it, if he really knew how to see through, then he would be big!
"Huh? Why can't you see it? ”
After closing his eyes, it was still pitch black in front of him, and the gloomy world just now did not appear again, so Li Xiaoyong had to open his eyes in disappointment.