Chapter 107: Lower Nine Streams
The crazy old man looked extremely excited, and said as he walked: "Now you have more confidence, your eye of the five elements is about to open, and it is more convincing, I don't believe that those guys will not come out of the mountain." ”
I knew that even if I asked the crazy old man about my rampage, the crazy old man would not say any more, and he was a little interested, and asked casually, "Who are they?" Is it really that awesome? ”
The crazy old man nodded violently and said, "Awesome! Absolutely awesome! Do you know the three religions and nine streams? ”
I nodded and said, "Yes!" Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism! We are Qimen, and we are barely a branch of Taoism! How? Are you going to invite Taishang Laojun to come? ”
The crazy old man ignored my ridicule and continued to ask, "What about the Ninth Stream?" How many do you know? ”
I stopped talking for a while, and I couldn't talk nonsense about things I didn't know, and the more I talked, the more timid I became.
The crazy old man laughed dryly, looked at me with a victorious gaze, and said, "Jiuliu doesn't know, right? Let me tell you, these nine streams refer to nine academic schools, namely Confucianism, Taoism, Yin and Yang, Legalism, Celebrity, Moism, Zonghengjia, Miscellaneous and Farming, and there are also three classes in it, and there are many Taoisms! ”
"First-class Buddhas are second-rate immortals, third-rate emperors and fourth-rate officials, fifth-rate military generals and sixth-rate generals, seven merchants, eight workers and nine farms, this is the upper ninth rate. It refers to the Buddha, the hidden immortal, the emperor, the civil official, the military general, the pawnshop, the merchant, the long-term worker and the farmer. ”
"First-class second-rate doctors, third-rate feng shui and fourth-rate phases, fifth-rate danqing and six qin chess, seven monks, eight daos and nine nuns, this is the middle and ninth stream. It refers to famous scholars, doctors, feng shui masters, face to face fortune tellers, self-painting and self-selling, playing the piano and chess, monks, Taoist priests and nuns. ”
"As for the ninth-rate, first-class witches, second-rate prostitutes, third-rate scales and fourth-rate gangs, five shaved heads, six blowers, seven plays, eight beggars and nine sugar sellers, it refers to the nine trades of wizards, secret prostitutes, scale-holders, matchmakers, shaved heads, drummers, actors, begging for food and sugar sellers, and the people I want to take you to meet are the seven most top-notch people in this ninth rate."
I was stunned when I heard it, and the crazy old man bragged for a long time, and what I wanted to find was a few ninth-rate! Suddenly I was not very happy, not to look down on these businesses, but because I really couldn't think of anything to do with these people and our severed dating.
The crazy old man knew me too well, and when he saw my expression, he knew what I was thinking, and smiled: "What? Looking down on others? Think it's okay to have a decapitation date? I'll tell you clearly, as long as these seven people are willing to make a move, any southern faction will cut off their heads and unify them to the border, and no matter how many people the southern faction hunts and kills, they will teach them to come and go. ”
As soon as I heard this bull brag, I didn't have to pay taxes anyway, and I didn't bother to refute him, so he continued to blow it.
The crazy old man saw that I still didn't believe it, and he was a little anxious, and said, "Have you seen Du Er?" Du Lao Er is the drummer in the lower nine streams, one song blows the liver and intestines are broken, two songs are allowed to let the soul disperse, and the three songs are exhausted after listening to the yang life, and the fate will never be returned to Huangquan, these four sentences are the praise of Du Lao Er by the people of Qimen back then. ”
"And that Xie Yuhu, is a drama in the lower nine streams, twenty years ago, and his four elder brothers in the Qimen and called the Five Tigers, the secret of the Xie family has not been able to break the immortal rope so far, when the name of the demon hand Xie Yuhu was mentioned, no one in the Qimen knows."
I took it slowly: "But Xie Yuhu himself said that three of the four elder brothers did not live past the age of thirty, so they wouldn't have died so early." ”
The crazy old man suddenly became angry, and reached out to knock me, I hurriedly jumped away, ran a few steps and kept a distance from him, this old man's hand knocked on people more and more, just knocked me, and now it still hurts!
The crazy old man shouted in the back: "The death of the four brothers of the Xie family, everyone can say it, but you can't say it, the four brothers of the Xie family and your father are friends with each other, and three of them are with your father to fight in various places to the last moment, Xie Laosi even used the fairy rope to cover your father's escape when your father was plotted and trapped by the demons, but he was left alone, facing hundreds of monsters with the strength of one person, and died of the last drop of blood." ”
I was startled, turned around suddenly, and blurted out, "What? ”
The crazy old man's eyes were slightly red and said: "These nine-rate thirteen people, in fact, are all your father's henchmen, calling me a big brother, just to give me face, just bring one out, they are all heroes and heroes, since the four brothers of the Xie family died in battle, your father asked me to come forward to remove them from the hunting of the northern faction in order to protect the remaining nine." ”
"These people, all of them fought with your father in the north and south, which one of them is not nine deaths and one life, although they are all old and old, but many scenes at that time, Lao Tzu still vividly remembers, and it still makes people's blood boil when they think about it."
"Therefore, these people can not be respected by others, you must be respectful, each of them is your father's best friend, and at the critical moment, he is the one who can lay down his life for you."
My heart was beating wildly when I listened, my father still has such a group of brothers? Why haven't I heard of it before? Why did my father tell me when he was dying that I could only trust the crazy old man alone? What's going on?
With that, I suddenly had a strong desire to see the remaining seven, and I wanted to know everything about my father.
The crazy old man suddenly stopped talking, his little eyes were shining, and he looked ahead, and his face was full of the smile of a fox seeing a chicken.
I don't know when, we have entered the city, in front of a bunch of children around a small stall, a wilted old man sitting behind the stall, holding a small spoon in his hand, I don't know what to dig up, pouring on a mold, I don't know what it is selling, and the eyes of the crazy old man are staring at the old man who is surrounded by the pile of children.
The crazy old man leaned over with a thief's smile on his face, walked behind the group of children, and suddenly roared, "Old dog! ”
The old man looked up suddenly, saw the crazy old man, got up and put the things in his hand on the stall, turned around and ran, and even forgot to clean up the stall.
The crazy old man didn't chase after him, but stood next to the stall and shouted: "Yan old dog, if you run one more step, I will smash your stall, and I can promise that I will not leave you a single complete thing." ”
The old man stood up suddenly, turned his head and said, "Tree madman, what do you still think of Lao Tzu?" Do you have to force Lao Tzu to beat you up for an old immortal? ”
As soon as I heard it, I was immediately happy, this old man's name is really interesting, and listening to the tone, this old man is not a master to be messed with, and it is the first time I have seen such a crazy old man.
The crazy old man was not angry, and said with a smile: "Old dog, don't be angry yet!" I'm really not here to trouble you this time, come on, I'll introduce someone to you, I promise you're interested. ”
The old man said angrily: "Get out, Lao Tzu is not rare, even if you invite the king of heaven Lao Tzu to come, Lao Tzu will not go back to the north to hunt, what kind of person are you and me, say get rid of the eggs, say that if you want us to go back, you will call us back, we are so skinless and shameless!" ”
As he spoke, people walked over to us, and when they got closer, they glanced at my face, who knew that at this glance, they suddenly said "Huh", walked in front of me, looked me up and down, left and right, and said in surprise: "Who are you Wang Yueshan?" ”
When I looked at the small stall, I saw that there were a few small sugar figures on it, all of them were characters in the play, including Mu Guiying, Zhao Zilong, Qin Qiong, and Wu Song, more than a dozen of them, all of them were lifelike and exquisite.
The thought in his heart moved, knowing that this person must be a sugar seller in the lower ninth rank, and when he thought that this person had been his father's left and right arm before, a feeling of closeness suddenly appeared in his heart, and he nodded respectfully and said: "Uncle Yan, Wang Yueshan is my father, my name is Wang Xiaohua." ”
Who knew that the old dog was immediately unhappy when he heard this, and an old face full of wrinkles sank and said, "Why are you so visionless?" Although I have grown a little more mature, but I am three years younger than your father, you should call me uncle, don't you want to urge me to grow old faster! ”
I laughed in my heart, I looked like this, and I was mature! If he doesn't say that he is younger than his father, I thought he was older than the crazy old man, but I didn't dare to show it, this guy is similar to the crazy old man, he is the master who turns his face when he says it, and he hurriedly changed his words at the moment: "Uncle Yan." ”
Yan Lao Gou suddenly laughed, the folds of his face bloomed, and said with a smile: "Not bad, this kid has a sweet mouth, say it!" What are you looking for me? How is your father doing? ”
As soon as I heard this, I immediately knew that this person had really been away from Qimen for too long, and I didn't even know about my father's death, so I immediately said: "My father has passed away more than three years ago, and this time I came to find Uncle Yan for"
Before the last few words were spoken, the crazy old man rushed to say: "Wang Yueshan is dead, and now his son is being bullied, and I am an old man who can't fight alone, so I brought him to find a few of you, that's it." ”
When the old dog heard this, he was furious, jumped up suddenly, and scolded: "He MLGB, who?" Who do you say bullied Yueshan's son? Lao Tzu went to pull him out of the water and play on the swing. ”
As soon as the crazy old man saw that the old dog was trapped, he said leisurely again: "Not only was he bullied, but people also scolded him by name, and even publicly shouted outside, and asked for his life a month later, and said that he could call anyone, anyway, I really couldn't see the son of Yue Yue suffer, so I brought it to you." ”
The old dog looked sluggish, but his temper was unusually hot, and he roared loudly: "Go, take me to see, I want to see which one is so awesome!" ”
When the crazy old man saw it, he immediately struck the iron and said, "Your opinion, you will go this time?" ”
The old dog shouted again, "Go! Go by all means! I can care about other people, but I can't sit and watch the matter of Yueshan's son, this excitement, I made up my mind. ”