Chapter 3 Don't want to look like my women's clothes

At this time, Wei Jun was sitting in the tavern called the Rich Mistress, enjoying breakfast.

Of course, it's not free.

Xi'er, a kind-hearted little girl, introduced Wei Jun to the tavern proprietor, and when Wei Jun promised that she would work in the tavern to pay off her debts, the tavern proprietress reluctantly gave Wei Jun a bowl of 'precious' fried noodles.

Wei Jun, who had been hungry for a long time, directly began to destroy the food in front of him like a whirlwind.

Seeing Wei Jun gobbling up, Xi'er on the side asked Wei Jun with a smile.

"Well, our tavern chef is pretty skilled."

"Yes, yes, it tastes so good."

Wei Jun, who is only trying to fill his stomach, where will he pay attention to these.

With a perfunctory nod to Xi'er, Wei Jun continued to struggle with the food on the plate.

It wasn't until the food on the plate was wiped out that Wei Jun touched his stomach with satisfaction and burped.

"Full?"

At this time, an aunt who was tall and sturdy, and was stronger than Wei Jun in both horizontal and vertical terms, walked up to Wei Jun and asked with a smile.

When he saw someone coming, Wei Jun hurriedly nodded yes.

This aunt is none other than the owner of this hotel, Mia Grando.

Don't look at Aunt Mia's frightening size, even the kind that two Wei Jun can't catch up with, but she is a dwarf of the dwarf clan.

Aunt Mia used to be an adventurer, and she belonged to the kind of super strength.

However, after she got the approval of her family and the gods, she opened this tavern in Olari and lived a semi-retired life.

This tavern is not only the strength of the aunt, but even the other waiters in the tavern, most of them are hidden masters.

Let's not talk about Ryo Leon, this beautiful female elf waitress is actually a powerful Lv.4 level adventurer.

Similarly, she is also Xi'er's best friend and confidant.

Chloe Lolo, a sleek Catwoman waitress. Like Ryu, she is also a Lv.4 adventurer.

A full-time assassin who has done a great job of killing second-level adventurers.

Lunoa Fast, a seemingly weak human waitress. In fact, he is also a powerful Lv.4 adventurer, and his profession is a bounty hunter.

Like Chloe, Lunoa has also created a feat of killing second-level adventurers.

There are also a few of them, chef girls that Wei Jun doesn't know.

However, judging by the urine nature of this tavern, there must be a few powerful adventurers among these chefs.

After all, most of the girls taken in by this tavern are some powerful and unspeakable girls.

There are only a few ordinary people like Xi'er who have ordinary strength. No, Ciel isn't any ordinary person.

Although Ciel says that she is an orphan, in the novel of the dungeon encounter, the goddess of beauty Freya personally admits that Ciel is her daughter.

Daughter of God......

Wei Jun remembered that the gods of this world were eternal, even after hundreds, thousands, or tens of thousands of years, they were still the way they are now.

If God wants to have a child or something, it's impossible.

Very contradictory!

However, every time Ciel goes out to the tavern, there are always members of Freya Clan who secretly protect her.

Even the tavern's hostess, Aunt Mia, is a lv.6 adventurer of the beauty god Freya Clan.

Although Aunt Mia is already in a state of semi-retirement, Aunt Mia and Freya have always had a close relationship.

So in the entire tavern, Xi'er is the biggest hidden boss!

The proprietress of this tavern, Aunt Mia, seems to be very bold and heroic, but she is also a delicate and kind-hearted dwarf.

Look, in the entire Oralie's god clan, most of the clan can't find a single Lv.3 level adventurer.

If the entire Olari is compared to the rivers and lakes of Jin Yong's novels, an adventurer whose strength has reached lv.3 is already a well-known sect leader.

lv.4 is the big head of the top sect, and lv.5 is a big man like Zhang Sanfeng and the Central Plains Five Uniques. As for lv.6, Wang Chongyang didn't have to run.

The last lv.7, as far as Wei Jun knows, there is only one!

It is a legend that all adventurers can only look up to, and it is known as the fierce man of Olali's ultimate weapon.

If you have to use the previous Jin Yong martial arts as a metaphor, I'm afraid there is only Dugu seeking defeat.

But in this tavern, there are only three Lv.4 level adventurers that Wei Jun knows, not to mention Aunt Mia, a top level 1 adventurer of Lv.6.

Except for some guests who don't know much about the situation and rarely come here to drink, no one dares to make trouble in this tavern at all.

Even if there were, they would be beaten and thrown out by the waiters here.

"Full? When you are full, you don't clean up this place immediately, and you have to ask the old lady to come over and urge you to do it.

Immediately let the old lady work in the kitchen, I don't know if the store is about to open. ”

Aunt Mia roared loudly at Wei Jun.

“!!!!!”

"Okay, I'll be right over."

Seeing this, Wei Jun hurriedly cleaned up the plates he had eaten and ran towards the kitchen.

Of course, Wei Jun knew that Aunt Mia was not targeting herself by doing this, because her character was like this.

"Wait." Aunt Mia suddenly stopped Wei Jun.

Wei Jun stopped, turned his head, and looked at Aunt Mia suspiciously.

Aunt Mia pinched her chin, looked Wei Jun up and down, and finally said to Xi'er, who was cleaning up the table and chairs on the side.

"Ciel, go find a suitable outfit for this kid. If the guests were to see this nondescript dress during the business, it would be a loss of face for our tavern. ”

"Yes, Mia Mama. Joon, come with me. ”

When Xi'er heard Aunt Mia's order, she stopped what she was doing, smiled at Wei Jun, and motioned for him to go upstairs with her.

"Oh."

Wei Jun blinked and answered Xi'er. Then he looked down and looked at the plate in his hand.

After thinking about it, Wei Jun quickly ran to the kitchen behind the tavern, put it in the sink, and then rushed out to follow Xi'er in front.

Next, Wei Jun followed Xi'er all the way to a clean room upstairs.

Xi'er was also in the closet in her room, constantly rummaging for Wei Jun to find suitable clothes.

Eventually, Ciel pulled out a white dress from her closet.

"Oh~Oh~ That's it, Jun quickly try to see if it fits."

When Wei Jun saw the clothes handed over by Hill, he was stunned at first, and did not immediately take the clothes in her hand.

Stretching his neck to look into the closet, Wei Jun found that the clothes in the closet were clearly all women's clothes.

Although the style of this dress in Xi'er's hand is more Chinese, if Wei Jun wears it...... Should...... Nothing is a problem?!

It's weird!!!

Regardless of its style, this dress has been turned out of a girl's closet after all, and this dress is definitely a women's dress.

Do you wear women's clothes?

Will it?

No!

Never!!

"Ciel, what is this dress?" Wei Jun pointed to the clothes in Xi'er's hand, and asked with the corners of his mouth twitching slightly.

"Well, this is the new clothes I bought two days ago, it looks good.

Speaking of which, I haven't worn it yet, Joon, if you don't dislike it, let's wear it first. ”

Xi'er handed the clothes in her hand to Wei Jun and said with a smile.

No! I hate it!!

Wei Jun took the clothes handed over by Xi'er, and the corners of his eyes jumped twice unconsciously.

Although the style of this dress is very Chinese, it is a women's dress after all, Wei Jun is really afraid that after wearing this clothes, he will awaken some strange habits, and he doesn't want to ignite any evil soul.

"Ciel, aren't there any men's clothes in the store? No matter what style of men's clothing, I can accept it. ”

Wei Jun stared at the dress in his hand for a long time, but finally failed to muster up the courage to put it on.

"Hey~ Jun doesn't want to wear it, it's a pity."

Seeing the clothes that Wei Jun handed back, Xi'er took it back with regret on her face.

Hearing Xi'er's words, as well as her regretful expression, Wei Jun was shocked.

"What a pity??!! You didn't want to play tricks on me in the first place! ”

"Hey! Have it? ”

When Wei Jun said this, Xi'er tilted her little head to look at him in confusion.

Seeing Wei Jun's obvious distrustful look, Hill playfully spat out his tongue at Wei Jun and explained.

"The reason why Joon was given this dress is because our store is full of girls, so there are no men's clothes.

Oh! Speaking of which, I think there really are a few men's clothes in the store.

However, those clothes were a few ignorant adventurers who wanted to eat an overlord meal in the store, and were finally beaten up by Mia's mother and stripped off their clothes to pay off their debts.

I remember that those clothes were thrown in the storage room, and you plan to throw them away in a few days, are you sure you want to wear them? ”

"Really? Of course! Wei Jun nodded without hesitation.

If you don't wear men's clothes, do you want this women's clothes!

"That's right...... Okay, then I'll take you to the storage room, and I hope you don't regret seeing those clothes. ”

After saying that, Ciel didn't put the clothes in her hand in the cabinet.

With the clothes in hand, Xi'er smiled and went to the storage room with Wei Jun.

Take out the key and open the door to the storage room.

The moment the door of the storage room was opened, a strong sour smell swept through Wei Jun's entire nose.

When Wei Jun smelled this strong sour smell, his brain almost crashed on the spot.

"Hmm!"

When he reacted, Wei Jun hurriedly covered his nose, "I'll go!" There's something in there. ”

Ciel pinched her nose with a stinky face, frowned cutely, and pointed to the source of the sour smell.

"Well, that's the clothes you want, if you're really brave enough to put them on, go get them. Come on! ”

As she spoke, Xi'er clenched her fists and made an encouraging gesture for Wei Jun to cheer up.

This time there is no need for Xi'er's prompt, Wei Jun can also guess.

The source of the sour smell of this pile of clothes must be the stinky sweat of those adventurers fighting in the dungeon, coupled with the blood and water of the dungeon monsters, and then this pile of clothes was left here to ferment for several days.

is the so-called miracle of vigorous efforts, such stuffy clothes, if there is no such a strong sour smell, it is called a strange thing.

Xi'er pinched her nose, raised the clothes in her hand, and winked at Wei Jun playfully.

"You don't believe I mean to play tricks on you this time. Well, go ahead, I promise I won't laugh at you with them. ”

Seeing Xi'er's playful smile, Wei Jun's expression was solemn, he closed his eyes, and took a deep breath of the pure sour smell.

"Girl, remember, never underestimate a man's determination."

After speaking, Wei Jun opened his eyes violently, resolutely walked into the storage room, and picked up the clothes.

Then, Wei Jun tried to maintain a calm countenance, came to Xi'er, who was covering his nose and mouth, and asked, "If you want to wash these clothes, where do you need to wash them?" ”

Xi'er's eyes widened with a look of hell and she looked at Wei Jun in shock.

Covering her mouth and nose with her left hand and pointing downstairs with her right hand, Ciel replied inarticulately.

"Nishikata (Laundry)"

Wei Jun nodded to her, then took two steps in three steps and ran quickly downstairs.

Wei Juncai had just come downstairs with this pile of clothes, and the waiter girls in the tavern who were moving tables and chairs suddenly smelled this unbearable sourness.

I saw them look up at Wei Jun in horror one by one, and then quickly retreated to the side, not stopping until they kept a long enough distance from Wei Jun.

"Damn, you bastard is holding something in your hands, throw it away for me. Don't you know that the tavern will be open soon, and you kid is trying to destroy my tavern! ”

Aunt Mia obviously smelled the sour smell as well, and when she came out angrily and saw Wei Jun, the strange smell maker, she roared at Wei Jun.

"Uh......"

Wei Jun endured a strong feeling of vomiting, weakly raised his right hand, and said.

"I'm going to get rid of it right away, but can you tell me where the laundry is going?"

"Damn bastard! Aniah, take this bastard to the laundry room, or I'll have to close this tavern. ”

Aunt Mia shouted at a waitress with short brown hair who was hiding far away.

"Hey! Why is it a cat?,Obviously the meows can also take the meow there.,Cats don't want to meow! ”

After Ania was named by Aunt Mia, she let go of her pinched nose and protested loudly.

"Don't give the old lady a rambling, go quickly!"

Aunt Mia slapped the table hard and glared at Ania viciously.

"Cat...... Know meow. ”

Ania pinched her nose and agreed dejectedly, then beckoned to Wei Jun in the distance.

Seeing this, there was no need for Aunt Mia's urging, Wei Jun had already followed quickly.

When Wei Jun passed by several other beautiful girls with his clothes in his hands, he saw their disgusted eyes, Wei Jun's face was flushed, which made him even want to die.

But now Wei Jun just wants to regret it, I'm afraid it's too late. What's more, he won't regret it, forgive him for refusing women's clothes or something!

After taking Wei Jun to the laundry room, Ania stuck out her little tongue at Wei Jun.

Then, Aniah's face turned pale, and she quickly covered her mouth and nose and quickly escaped from the danger zone.

"Is it so exaggerated, isn't it just a little stinky, look at me, just endure it and pass."

Wei Jun shook his head and sighed, then endured the pungent and spicy stench of his eyes, and found the tools used for washing in the laundry room.

Now if you want to say that the smell of sweat alone can make such a smell, Wei Jun will definitely not believe it.

This must also contain the blood of the dungeon monsters, and the black condensation on the clothes should be considered evidence.

After that, when Wei Jun washed these clothes, he rubbed them with his hands and knocked them with sticks, and every time he finished washing, the water in the basin would become extremely turbid.

Wei Jun washed it four or five times, and the sour smell on the clothes still remained. Of course, this is also because there is no such thing as laundry detergent in this world.

In the end, Wei Jun could only borrow her precious perfume from Xi'er, and completely removed the odor from his clothes.

However, the price is that Wei Jun must give Xi'er two bottles of the same perfume back.

Aunt Mia looked at Wei Jun, who was baking clothes on the fire in the kitchen, and turned her head to ask Xi'er, who was moving tables and chairs on the side.

"Do you see what's wrong with that kid?"

Ciel shook his head gently at Aunt Mia.

"Judging from the current contact situation, Jun is not bad, but he is too dead-eyed."

Hearing Xi'er say this, Aunt Mia nodded with a flat face and did not continue to ask.

This doesn't mean that Aunt Mia completely trusts Wei Jun, she just trusts Xi'er's judgment.

"That guy inside, how long are you going to grind, I don't know if the tavern is going to open soon. If you dare to delay the old lady to do business, believe it or not, the old lady will throw you out immediately. ”

Aunt Mia saw that it was not too early, but Wei Jun was still occupying the kitchen, and couldn't help but roar.

Hearing Aunt Mia's roar, Wei Jun's face changed, and he hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I'll come out immediately." ”