In the room, Goku's music came from the stereo:

The moon splashes and the stars have a long way to go

The wind and smoke are gone, and the shadow is gone

Who called me extraordinary?

Who makes me love and hate dilemma

Later, the liver and intestines were broken

The illusory world is empty, and grievances are abandoned

Sacrifice and detachment from the six dusts will not change

Xiao Ye was sitting in front of the computer, his hands pressing quickly on the keyboard. His story is being written to a climax stage, the protagonist Han Feng returned to the Three Kingdoms era, worshipped Tong Yuan as his teacher, had three senior brothers, Zhang Xiu, Zhang Ren, and Zhao Yun, and accepted Zhou Cang and Pei Yuanshao as younger brothers. At this moment, Han Feng is helping his senior brother Zhang Xiu lead the troops to fight, and the opponent is Xu Huang, one of the five good generals after Cao Cao.

'Wang~Wang~Wang'

'Woo~Woo~'

With the barking of Ke Fei and Mango, the door was opened from the outside.

Zhang Xue returned home and glanced at the mushroom pot outside the hall, the small mushrooms were thriving, several times larger than when they went out in the morning. looked at the dishes in his hand, smiled happily, and thought that he would pick them off and cook a fresh mushroom soup for her husband. Looking at the closed door again, Zhang Xueliu frowned, stinky husband, didn't come out to greet me.

I changed my slippers, put my things on the table, and pushed the door open. A thick smell of smoke and loud music came to her face, and Zhang Xue's brows furrowed even tighter: "It stinks, and you don't open the window, you know what you ate at noon in front of the computer?" "Actually, I still care about this stinky husband.

"Ah, wife, are you back? Midday? It seems that I forgot to eat, don't bother me yet, I'm inspired. Xiao Ye's train of thought was interrupted, he raised his head in displeasure, and turned off the music before replying.

Zhang Xue didn't see him like this once or twice, but just snorted lightly: "Hmph, you can starve to death." After saying that, she turned around and went to the kitchen, how could she really starve to death this guy who couldn't take care of herself, just talking.

Xiao Ye saw that his wife was gone, and continued to write words.

"Husband, a lot of stinky shit." Zhang Xue's voice came from the kitchen.

Xiao Ye took a deep breath and hurriedly finished writing this short paragraph, before he reluctantly stood up. Go to the bathroom, take off the small shovel hanging on the wall, and perform the duties of a shovel officer. The division of labor in their family is that Zhang Xue is responsible for importing (eating), and Xiao Ye is responsible for exporting (including washing dishes, taking out garbage, and shoveling stinky dog shit).

"Help me peel the potatoes and ginger."

"Dear, it's all done, do you need any help?"

Zhang Xue, who was cooking, finally smiled when she heard this: "It's gone, pretend, go back and write your book, and wait to eat." ”

The little scheme was seen through, Xiao Ye was neither ashamed nor ashamed, and hugged Zhang Xue's sideburns from behind for a while before walking back to the room.

Not long after sitting down, before the new chapter could type a few words, Zhang Xue's voice came from the kitchen again: "Dear, the courier has arrived, help me go to the hive and get it back." Xiao Ye reluctantly stopped writing, got dressed and went out to get the courier.

Not long after, I came back with two large boxes, and when I opened the boxes, I saw that the first box contained instant coffee and milk tea, and the second box contained various nuts of the Squirrel brand. Xiao Ye looked at the snack box, and sure enough, there were not many things left in it. Replenish the things you just got back into the snack box, walk into the kitchen quickly, hug Zixue and kiss her: "Thank you, wife." ”

"Hmph, you know I'm good to you."

"Mmmm, my wife is the best for me, I love you to death."

Zhang Xue proudly enjoyed her husband's intimacy: "You said that you can't take care of yourself in this life, what if I'm not there?" ”

"Where you go, I'll follow, isn't this done." Xiao Ye replied as a matter of course.

"What if I die?" The movements on Zhang Xue's hand suddenly slowed down.

Don't think about this, Xiao Ye opened his mouth and came: "Then I'll starve myself to death, and say that we will be together for the rest of our lives." ”

Zhang Xue turned her head and kissed him deeply: "Get out, get out, you can eat later, you won't die of hunger." ”

"Don't, get tired of it for a while." Selling cuteness with his wife, teasing and sweetening words, Xiao Ye felt that he couldn't do enough for such a thing in his life.

Zhang Xue still wanted to finish the meal well, so she supported him in another way: "Go and go, help me make a cup of milk tea." That's when I drove away my husband who was in the way of cooking.

It's late at night

Zhang Xue secretly turned off her monitor, glanced at her husband next to her who was still typing, and asked with a pout: "Is there anyone sleeping tonight?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, I'll come when I finish writing this paragraph" Xiao Yetou didn't reply, and he agreed.

Zhang Xue was dissatisfied and went to bed first: "Hmph, you know how to lie to me." ”

Xiao Ye knew that his wife was unhappy, so he stopped and left the computer, but did not close it. Climbed onto the bed and asked with a shy face, "It's coming, do you want a massage service?" ”

"Okay, hehe, don't be special."

"This can't work, Miss, your card includes this, and the service can't be at home, what should you do if you give me a bad review?"

Zhang Xue lay on the bed and enjoyed the massage: "Hmph, you just want to tire me up, and then secretly get up and continue to write, right?" ”

The little trick was punctured by a word, and Xiao Ye could only giggle. The subordinates specially pressed Zhang Xue's itchy place, causing Zhang Xue to laugh and scold again and again.

Finally coaxed his wife to sleep, Xiao Ye secretly got up and returned to the computer, took a sip of coffee, and continued to write his own novel.

I still think beautifully, it's a good day like this......

VIP Ward

The Dragon Queen used the jade needle to input Xiao Ye's ability as a rule, and turned around to leave.

Si Ying hurriedly asked, "Queen, when will he~ wake up?" ”

The Dragon Queen raised her eyebrows when she heard this, and looked at Si Ying with an idiot look: "Don't tell me that you haven't watched a soap opera before the end of the world, how many times has he told you about this situation, and asked?" Don't think I'll say those lines that only appear in bloody soap operas. "How could the impatient, high-minded queen say such clichéd things in her mouth.

When Si Ying heard this, she flipped through all the plots about being unconscious in her mind, and finally thought of something and asked, "......What do you mean?"

The Dragon Queen simply walked on the sofa and sat down: "Make me a cup of coffee first." ”

Si Ying took the coffee to the queen and continued, "You mean, he won't wake up himself? ”

The Dragon Queen took the coffee and looked at her meaningfully: "Otherwise? You're all back to life, you know that better than I do, right? ”

As soon as she heard the words "body function", Si Ying's face turned red, and she lowered her head and asked, "Is there a ...... to do that?"

"Nope! Don't ask, I really don't want to answer the lines from those TV shows. He can only rely on ...... Depend on!! These words were so smooth that the queen still couldn't hold back and said half a sentence. The last word is to scold yourself, and you almost get vulgar.

Si Ying knew that there was really no other way, and suddenly thought of something and asked again: "Queen, I heard Chaofan say that it's very chaotic outside now?" "She has been in the ward during this time, taking care of Xiao Ye every step of the way, and the only people she comes into contact with are Xiao Ye who is lying on the hospital bed, the Dragon Queen, and Chao Fan, who is arranged to send daily supplies.

This extraordinary person is more than two meters tall and stronger than an ox, but he is a talker. Every time I come over to deliver something, I will talk to Si Ying for a long time before I am willing to leave. Say anything about what's going on out there, some cold jokes about the North Pole.

People are as their name suggests, extraordinary and extraordinary, super annoying.

When the Dragon Queen heard Si Ying's words, she couldn't help frowning, and said unhappily: "Love is chaotic or not, take care of him." Just don't mess with me here. ”

Si Ying was still not at ease, and continued: "In case it is Ah Can......"

"What are you afraid of, my research room is right next to it. If he dares to show up, I can't kill him with a needle. ”

For the sake of the person on the hospital bed, in order to make up for her guilt, Si Ying did not relent: "I, I'm afraid he will ...... to his brother-in-law"

The Dragon Queen was really impatient, and waved her hand and said: "Okay, okay, I know that you care about him, I will let Chaofan arrange two more clever ones who can fight, just stay at the door and listen to you, and protect your brother-in-law, right?" ”

Si Ying turned her worries into joy and said gratefully: "Thank you, Queen." ”

The Dragon Queen finished her coffee, stood up and was about to leave, when she suddenly seemed to think of something funny, and her eyes that bewitched all beings were bent into a crescent shape, and she said softly: "By the way, I have a way, maybe I can wake him up~ Do you want to listen?" ”

Si Ying was overjoyed, and quickly nodded to say that she wanted to listen.

The dragon queen's jade hand moved lightly, allowing Si Ying to listen.

Si Ying dared not to obey, so she hurriedly turned her head over and listened carefully.

The Dragon Queen's pink lips opened slightly, and she said her 'method' in Si Ying's ear, and the more she said it, the redder her face became, and the more she spoke, the lower her head became, and finally she almost buried her head in her more and more plump breasts......

When the dragon queen saw Si Ying's quail-like appearance, she felt more and more that it was fun to tease her, walked to the door and closed the door, and then turned back and said charmingly: "Remember, to be stimulating, oh~~"