Chapter 210: Fraudulent Surrender
Da Niu, Erbao, and Hu Sanpao have woken up slowly, and the first feeling when they opened their eyes was that they coughed vigorously, and just now their noses and tracheas were all filled with that kind of unpleasant smoke, and they almost choked to death.
Finally breathing fresh air, the three of them lay on the ground and coughed.
Then the three of them were embarrassed to find that they were lying on the ground, but they couldn't get up when they thought about it.
Both hands and feet were tied up in a sturdy tie, and there was no discount at all.
So the three of them are lying on the ground now, the posture is very ecstatic, of course, the mouth is not blocked, if it is blocked, it is estimated that it will be out of breath now.
Erbao saw at a glance that three and a half children were sitting at the table they were sitting at just now, and the three of them were sitting on chairs, leisurely peeling peanuts and eating peanuts.
The feeling in my heart is that I am anxious and angry.
"You...... You guys...... Ahem, ahem...... You ......"
Yuan Bao slipped off the chair and came directly to Erbao, and the cat waist stared down at him with a grin.
"Awake?"
"You just ...... ...... just now, "Erbao felt like his lungs were going to explode."
Where did the three little boys who couldn't figure out what kind of mess they got from these messy bombs, let's say they were bombs/bombs! This power is really not strong, and it didn't kill anyone.
Phew, it's hard to be killed by the explosion, and thanks to the fact that the power is not strong, otherwise the three of them would not be like this, lying here with all their beards and tails, of course, the small wounds on his face and neck are stinging now, and it hurts badly when he moves.
You know, those wooden thorns are stuck in the flesh, and no one helps them pull them out.
"Oh, that's our homemade bomb/bomb, I'm really sorry that the two brothers are not good at learning, otherwise I wouldn't have let you suffer so much, you look at your uncle, you have wounds all over your body, I feel pitiful when I look at it. My two nephews, I'll go back and teach them well, I can't let them come out like this next time. Take a look at the injuries on the three of you, it's really unbearable. The fake tsk sound made Erbao almost faint.
Is it appropriate for you to show off like this?
Just like this, you are still not good at learning?
So what does it take to be considered a good artist?
Erbao thought about the scene just now, the explosion sound was enough to make people frightened, especially when he heard the whirlpool of air caused by the oncoming explosion at the same time, he could directly slap the three of them down, although it was said that he didn't blow them up into seventeen or eighteen pieces, but this body was full of wooden thorns, which was enough to make people suffer.
The other two also woke up, and the three of them looked at each other and began to struggle violently.
Yuan Bao shook his head regretfully, "Don't try it, don't try it." The harder you work, the tighter this rope will be, my two nephews, who haven't learned anything else, have learned a lot of this method from their father, I can tell you that their father used to be a special soldier, so there are still ways to clean you up, so don't bother. He still doesn't know what Xiao Zihan and Ma Chengnian are stretching out.
Xiao Zihan and Ma Chengnian also jumped off the chairs, the two of them were already a head taller than Yuanbao, and walked slowly to the three of them, looking carefully left and right, and the look suddenly made Erbao and their backs chill.
"That, three masters, we were wrong. We shouldn't want to kidnap the three of you because of greed, you are all talented in the world, so smart and clever, how can we be your opponents? We are also forced to be helpless, there is an 80-year-old high hall in the family, and there is a three-year-old child waiting to be fed, so it is not really impossible to choose this path, you three will raise your noble hand and let us go.
As long as you let us go, we will escort you home. From now on, I will wash my hands and never do this kind of immoral thing again. "The big cow hurriedly begged for mercy, this situation is not quite right.
Erbao and Hu Sanpao also hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Yes, the three masters, please spare us quickly. We will definitely change our minds when we go back, and we will be good people from now on. To tell you the truth, this is the first time we have done this kind of kidnapping and extortion business, so you can spare us. ”
Yuan Bao was surprised, "No, didn't you say that you have done several big businesses before." How did it become the first time to come to us? There's no way to fool us. "For the first time, he wasn't happy.
He was thrilled and happy about this adventure, mixed with excitement and curiosity, an experience that was much better than the comic books and adventures they read at home, and probably never met a second time in his life.
Uncle Yuanbao doesn't want to go back yet, we haven't had enough fun, and I want to play a little more.
Erbao smiled bitterly, "Yuanbao, I just now is a gold paste on the face, I don't want to be underestimated by you, so I made it up blindly, in fact, we walked around several times, stepped on several points, the first time, originally took a fancy to a little fat man, similar to you, but not as fat as you, we went up and lied to him and said that his parents asked us to pick him up, he was already fooled and went with us, who knows that he hasn't walked to our car yet?" Their homeroom teacher ran into it, and they were vigilant to check our identity, so the three of us had to run away.
The second time, the child who had been thinking about seeing it was taken away directly, his mouth was blocked, and he threw it into the car, and our car drove away. Who knew that Hu Sanpao was so incompetent, he picked up someone and wanted to run, but he tripped on a brick under his feet, and the child in his hand not only fell out, but his own leg was also broken, attracting a large group of onlookers. We had no choice but to carry him and flee in disgrace.
The three of you, needless to say. We originally meant to lie to you and ask you to help, but we didn't expect the three of you to be soft and hard, so we had to use knives to scare you, in fact, we have never killed people in our lives, not even killing chickens. That is, to scare people.
You three masters, look at the world, are there any dumber thieves in the world than us? So take pity on us, and spare us. ”
Yuan Bao was already laughing, holding his stomach, and tears flowed out.
There really isn't a more unlucky thief in this world than them, and they can still make such a joke when they want to kidnap other people's children.
There's really no one left.
Xiao Zihan and Ma Chengnian really untied the ropes of Erbao and Da Niu and Hu Sanpao.
The three of them glanced at each other, shook off the ropes on their bodies, clapped their hands and stood up with a smirk.
"Boy, just now the three of us were unprepared for your way, this time, don't want to escape from our palms." The three of them rubbed their hands together and slowly surrounded the three of them.
Yuan Bao immediately ran directly to the table, sat on the chair, slapped the table and shouted: "Come on!" Come on! ”
Xiao Zihan and Ma Chengnian smiled weirdly and rolled up their sleeves.
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