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A man and a woman pounced on me from left to right, trying to strike left and right. The space of the cowshed is small, so you can't show your skills. No matter how vicious the other party is, he is just an ordinary person.

I have a dragon treasure in my body, and I have to fear even evil things when I make a move.

If it hits them, it's going to kill you.

In addition, the little baby is eyeing each other, and there is a posture like lightning at any time.

I couldn't go head-to-head with them, so I glanced around.

It just so happened that there were some bamboo poles in the cowshed, which seemed to be the kind that were usually used to dry clothes. I hurriedly stretched out my leg and swept it, and the bamboo pole fell down with a clatter, all falling on their heads.

I took advantage of the chaos to turn over, except for the cowshed, and went up to the wall, and then went out from the main road.

Who knew that a man and a woman were trapped by a bamboo pole, but the little baby was very sensitive, he had great strength, stretched out his hand to block the bamboo pole and followed, "woo", the birds on the tree were startled by him.

The sound was so loud that people nearby definitely heard it.

"The Walking Dead!"

In the courtyard of the village chief on the other side of the wall, there was a sound of chaotic footsteps, coupled with the bright light and flickering torches, which reflected the shadow of the old man on the tree, needless to say that Ma Haoyu and his party all ran out.

"Whew!"

It's so good that he can't die, the little baby screamed again.

The gentlemen had no ear power, and they had locked on to the target as early as the first call of the little baby. At this time, a group of people brushed over the fence and ran past him.

When I saw that it was a little baby, I was stunned.

The little baby took advantage of their stunned moments and ran through the cowshed, as fast as a jaguar.

Or Ma Haoyu woke up, and when he saw that the shadow of the walking corpse was gone, he shouted: "What do you see?" What about watching a play? Don't chase !! yet ”

A group of people chased after him.

Ma Haoyu kept looking in the direction of the little baby just now, and didn't move. He fixed his eyes again, as if he was remembering something. He was so confident in his own skill that I guess he was recalling what the little baby looked like, judging where it had run away.

After dozens of seconds, Ma Haoyu rolled his eyes, ran two steps forward, and stopped, seemingly hesitating. But as soon as he gritted his teeth, he opened his legs again.

He hadn't taken a few steps before his leg was hugged again.

It was the parents of the little baby, a man and a woman in a left and right posture, hugging Ma Haoyu's legs.

Suddenly, a large number of people jumped into their house and ran after their son, no matter how bold they were, they didn't dare and couldn't compete with the gentlemen, let alone kill people.

can only beg bitterly, a handful of snot is better than a handful of tears: "Please, my son is not a walking corpse, please don't chase him!" ”

The crying was screaming, and the snot rubbed Ma Haoyu's trouser leg, wrinkling his disgusting brows.

I was about to kick them away, but I caught a glimpse of me under the tree and hurriedly put my foot down.

Their Ma family is a little famous among Mr. Yin and Yang.

Just let others see that he is so rude to a bunch of ordinary people, how can he mix it up after it spreads? He glared at me again, his eyes vicious.

I spread my hands and made an expression that I understood.

The moment I went up, I heard two "bangs" behind me, followed by two "thump" sounds.

Needless to say, the man and the woman were stunned by Ma Haoyu.

When I looked back, there were two people lying on the ground, like two dead crabs.

The corners of my mouth hooked, thinking that this kind of thing is the same as harming people, not doing it, but secretly doing it when no one is around. That's all there is to hypocrisy.

Jumping off the fence while thinking about it.

With a "plop", I landed on the dirt floor.

I didn't fall to death, but I don't know who planted a pepper tree in the corner of this courtyard wall, with long branches and lush leaves. As soon as I jumped down, I landed in the pepper bushes, and the spikes of a tree pulled me out!

I hurried out.

Back in the courtyard, the village chief's daughter-in-law also brought a washbasin to fetch water outside.

When he saw me coming back, he hurriedly asked, "Ouch little brother!" It was like a fire in the house just now, and the gentlemen chased them out, why didn't you go out? ”

The village chief's daughter-in-law was barefoot at this time and wore a bare-chested dress.

While talking to me, he couldn't stop winking.

I'm going to go.

I quickly shook off the goosebumps on my body and walked to the inner courtyard in three or two steps.

As soon as he entered, he happened to bump into a person's shoulder, and the village chief's voice sounded: "Master, what's wrong?" Walk in such a hurry, the black in the courtyard is careful to bump into it! ”

"Village Chief,"

I looked up and looked up at the village chief, who had a paper lantern in his hand shining on my face.

When he saw me like this, his tone was quite worried: "What's the matter, master?" Why do you have two blood marks on your face? What did you get scratched by a cat? ”

When I heard this, I reached out and wiped my face.

Sure enough, there was a little blood on his finger.

"Oh, this one."

I remembered that I had just been scratched by the thorns on the pepper tree, so I asked, "Village Chief, although the yard in your house is large, the place is wide. But you don't need to plant a pepper tree to occupy space, right? ”

When the village chief heard that I had been scratched by a thorn in a tree, he hurriedly pulled me to find a band-aid to put on it.

He said: "In the countryside, the yard is big and the place is wide. Plant a pepper tree in the yard, and it is also convenient to pick peppercorns at ordinary times. This is our Shandong Dahongpao pepper, not the wild pepper in the south. The plant was planted outside for fear that others would pick it, so it was moved in the yard. ”

"No wonder."

When I heard it, I was thoughtful.

When the village chief saw my expression, he asked what's wrong, master?

I said, "How can a tree be planted in a man's house?" Trees belong to the shade, and when planted in the house, it is easy to absorb people's vitality, and it is easy to attract some unclean things to inhabit. Therefore, the plants in the house are particular, and they are generally put in Junzi Bamboo Fuguilan or something. But the thorny plants~ don't dare to put them. ”

"Why?"

The village chief was quite humorous: "What are you afraid of pulling people?" ”

"That's just one of the reasons."

I was angry and amused: "It is said in the Xiangya Sutra that thorny plants should not be planted in the courtyard and in front of the house. If there are thorny trees in the front yard of the mortal house, the male protagonist is poor and the female protagonist is lewd. ”

That is to say, planting thorn trees in the courtyard will make men poor and lowly, and women will be promiscuous.

When the daughter-in-law of the village chief was young, she and the old bachelors in the village were in the grass and trees, and later gave the villagers a live broadcast of the glorious deeds, and I heard from the villagers when I came.

Sure enough, as soon as the village chief heard this, his face changed.

He shoved the paper lantern into my hand, rushed into the house, took a hoe, and went to the place where the pepper tree was.

After a while, he heard a sharp voice from the village chief: "Old man? What are you doing? This pepper tree was brought from my hometown in Shandong, and it is not easy to carry and the baby is very good! What are you crazy about? ”