"Hello, I'm an exorcist. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "Under the deliberate arrangement of the old monk, even if the plot of the river demon changes, Chen Xuanzang still knows Miss Duan. The latter looked him from head to toe and said with a slight joke: "You are also an exorcist?" Why? ”

"The Exorcism." Chen Xuanzang said and took out his "Three Hundred Children's Songs".

Then, Miss Duan performed a magic-like amorphous flying ring for him, and said with a smile: "That kind of child's thing, in fact, I like it a lot." ”

Chen Xuanzang was deeply shocked.

"Wait a minute." Seeing that Miss Duan was leaving, Chen Xuanzang called out to her, took out the martial arts cheats given by Ji Ming and said: "In fact, this is the real "Exorcism Classic", according to legend, five hundred years ago, the Buddha used this "Great Day Rulai Sutra" to knock down the legendary demon king Sun Wukong from the sky. ”

Of course, this sentence is nonsense, but except for the wrong cheats, everything else is true.

If the Buddha did use the "Great Day Rulai Sutra" to suppress Sun Wukong, the "Great Day Rulai Sutra" is indeed the "Exorcism Ceremony", but the genuine "Exorcism Ceremony" is "Three Hundred Children's Songs".

"Hehe, this comic book is more interesting than that little kid's thing." Miss Duan laughed and left.

Chen Xuanzang who was left behind was both lost and angry, however, it was more of a yearning.

For some reason, he suddenly wanted the female benefactor's acknowledgment and her praise......

"You don't know at all, I've already cultivated this 'Rulai Divine Palm'!" Chen Xuanzang said, slammed his palm, and slapped a big palm print on the pool water next to him.

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"Welcome to Gaojiazhuang, guest officer, you see, our service is good, and the decoration is good......" Pig Demon Cave, in the mysterious "Gaojiazhuang Barbecue Restaurant", the proprietress is introducing food to Chen Xuanzang. Chen Xuanzang looked at her coldly, gritted his teeth and said, "You show up!" ”

The proprietress pretended to be puzzled and asked with a puzzled expression, "Guest officer, what do you mean by this?" Why can't I understand? ”

"Don't pretend anymore, I'm an exorcist." Chen Xuanzang said.

As he spoke, he punched the proprietress violently.

"Okay, do it?" The proprietress grabbed Chen Xuanzang's fist and took a steel fist out with her other hand. However, without waiting for her to make a move, Chen Xuanzang slapped her face with his other hand with a "Rulai Divine Palm".

In an instant, the proprietress was blown up, turned into sand and scattered with the wind.

"Yo hi, I really didn't expect you to practice the 'Rulai Divine Palm'." Miss Duan happened to see it and said with a look of surprise.

"I finally killed a youkai." Chen Xuanzang's mood at this time was excited, after he was praised, his blood went up, and he hit dozens of Rulai Divine Palms in one breath, and all the monsters conjured up by the pig demon were beaten into sand.

Then he looked at Miss Duan and said proudly, "My 'Exorcism Ceremony' is amazing, right?" ”

"It's really powerful......" Before Miss Duan finished speaking, Chen Xuanzang was kicked out by the pig demon who showed his form. Miss Duan was immediately angry when she saw this, and then fought the pig demon, lost the enemy, and fled with Chen Xuanzang...... The two came to the river to heal their wounds, and before the moon, Chen Xuanzang's nose was bleeding.

"What, you're hurt?" Miss Duan asked.

Chen Xuanzang nodded awkwardly and said, "I fought too hard before, and I suffered a little internal injury. ”

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"Hehe, Xuanzang, you're picking up a girl, are you cool?" After going back, the great monk said with a wicked smile. In this regard, Chen Xuanzang replied seriously: "Master, what did you say? I am practicing for the great love of this world, and the love between men and women is a small love, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

Immediately, the old monk grabbed a goose leg and said, "Do you want to eat it?" ”

"I don't want to." Chen Xuanzang shook his head and said.

The old monk took a bite and said while eating: "I don't have goose legs in my heart, so it's okay to eat it, you obviously want to eat it in your heart, but you say you won't eat it......"

"Master, you haven't paid yet!" The plot changed, Chen Xuanzang directly performed light skills, and ran away with a smoke. In his place, only the old monk was left messy in the wind, and then he was slapped off his wig and chased for an entire street - this time, there was no one to accompany him to the beating.

After Chen Xuanzang left, Ji Ming found a dawn that would not be monitored by anyone and came to him.

"The pig demon is difficult to deal with, you should find a stronger youkai to submit him." Ji Ming said.

"Where to look?" Chen Xuanzang asked.

"Marble Mountain!" Ji Ming said.

Because of the trust accumulated over a long time, Chen Xuanzang chose to believe it without thinking about it, so he set off to the west, and was caught by Miss Duan that night. That's not all, in addition to being caught, he also experienced a very terrifying thing:

"I'm sorry, I just wanted to pee, but if you don't let me out, I can only pee here." Chen Xuanzang lifted his pants and said to Miss Duan who broke in.

Unexpectedly, when Miss Duan heard this, she said, "Get out, you sprayed me!" ”

"I just want to sprinkle it yet, how can it spray you?" Chen Xuanzang was stunned.

"Get a plug and stuff it!" Miss Duan said with a fierce face.

"You're going too far!" Chen Xuanzang glared. Then he softened his tone and said, "I can hold back, I don't stuff." ”

"If you don't plug it, pull it out whole." Miss Duan shouted. Chen Xuanzang covered his mouth in fright, glared, and said with a frightened expression: "If you do this, is there any royal law?" ”

"So much nonsense!" Miss Duan went up and beat him up, then ran out crying. Then, his body suddenly went out of control and danced a very strange dance...... The two people who saw it couldn't help it, jumped up and smashed their fists hard, beating him half to death.

In the end, Chen Xuanzang cried, hugged his head and said, "It's too bullying!" ”

And Miss Duan, who ran out, also cried, crying very sadly.

"He dared to come out to fight monsters after learning a little bit of three-legged cat martial arts, and it wasn't for fame and fortune, I really like him." Miss Duan sat on the branch, looked at the moon and said, "But why, he doesn't like me?" Is it really better to marry me than to be a monk? ”

After saying that, she continued to look at the moon, and gradually, a black dot slowly enlarged and appeared in front of her in human form.

It was an old fairy with a gray beard, standing in the air, holding a large handful of red rope in his hand.

"Hello girl, the old man is the old man under the moon who is in charge of the marriage in the world, you can call me 'the old man'." Ji Ming smiled slightly and said, "A few days ago, I held a marriage between you and Chen Xuanzang, but because of the interference of some bald donkeys in Buddhism, this marriage line is about to be broken, and as compensation, I decided to let you choose a marriage by yourself." ”

As soon as these words came out, Miss Duan was immediately stunned.

After being stunned, she immediately said: "No, I want him, and whoever dares to break my marriage will fight with whomever I want." ”

"Oh, it looks like you've taken a liking to him, bald donkey is a nuisance!" Ji Ming smiled and said: "Since this is the case, the old man of the marriage line will not change, but if you want to keep this marriage, you need to make some sacrifices, I don't know if you can do it?" ”

When Miss Duan heard this, she said directly, "How to do it?" ”

"I have a bottle of 'Crane in the Clouds Hehuan San' here, you just need to mix it in tea and give it to Chen Xuanzang to eat, and then sacrifice yourself to help him detoxify." Ji Ming took out a bottle of medicinal powder and said. (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )