Chapter 6: Homecoming
On the way home, Yan Shuyu looked at Che Zimo suspiciously, "Who is Miss Yi?"
Che Zimo was slightly stunned after hearing this, looked at Yan Shuyu with a smile on his face, and did not answer Yan Shuyu's question, but asked a question that did not match: "Once upon a time, there was a person who was very timid and fearful, but suddenly one day he suddenly became bold and arrogant, and dared to commit a crime, and there was nothing wrong with this period."
"Huh?" This time it was Yan Shuyu's turn to be stunned, what is this, does it have anything to do with who Miss Yi I asked, or is this a brain teaser, but the key is which dynasty is so advanced and has a brain teaser so early.
Yan Shuyu frowned and thought about it, and suddenly became bold one day, wait! Isn't this the same as the math committee of our class, watching Si Swenwen's aunt come every time she encounters gods, kills gods, kills Buddhas, and kills Buddhas, it's unstoppable.
Yan Shuyu coughed, lowered her voice, and replied embarrassedly, "Because... Menstrual affairs? ”
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"What are you thinking, man" Che Zimo didn't have any waves in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little.
"You didn't say it's a man, how do I know," Yan Shuyu pouted, muttering, "Speaking so generally, people guess so, the personality must have changed dramatically, and the personality must have undergone some major events, and the personality has changed dramatically unless he has changed his core."
"Changed the core?" Che Zimo raised his eyebrows, "What do you say?" ”
"Look at what I'll tell you, have you ever heard of Yue Wang Goujian's lying salary, I guess you haven't heard of it" Yan Shuyu's smug little eyes looked over, and sure enough, when he saw Che Zimo shaking his head, his heart exploded instantly, and one day I can also step into the world of liberal arts students!
The proud Yan Shuyu moved his little buttocks, cleared his throat, and glanced at someone with a small look that really couldn't help you, "Yue Wang Goujian Yue Wang Goujian, then sure that Yue Wang is a king, called Gou Jian"
"Puff"
An eye knife.
"I don't laugh, you continue"
"Humph!" The arrogant Yan Shuyu snorted coldly and continued to speak, "It was an era of war and strife, he led his troops to fight the enemy country, maybe because he was young, impetuous, and besieged, he had no choice but to sue for peace and became a prisoner of war of the enemy country, and he was a slave for two years.
"You see, if it weren't for this turnaround, the king of Yue would not be the king of Yue," Yan Shuyu racked his brains to translate the Chinese and Wensheng on the language book, and pushed the cart Zimo after speaking, "Do you understand?"
Che Zimo smiled and nodded.
"So, if there is no major change, it is impossible for him to suddenly change his temperament, and the great change in the temperament of people in the rivers and lakes who learn martial arts is because they have gone mad, not "Yan Shuyu's explanation of the matter", so he must have changed his core, the person is still the same person, but the soul is not, have you heard of borrowing the corpse to return the soul, these idioms will definitely not appear out of thin air, there must be a basis."
"There is another possibility, but if this is the case, then this person must be a fool, that is, the person is fake, an undercover agent!" Yan Shuyu said and suddenly remembered a situation again: "Then this kind of situation is dangerous, what does an undercover agent do, assassination and murder, but it is generally carried out in a low-key manner, and the sudden change in temperament must be to attract the attention of some people, what to do to attract attention?" ”
"What to do?" Che Zimo raised his eyebrows and asked with interest.
"How do I know" Yan Shuyu didn't know what he could do, he was stunned when he was asked like this, and suddenly saw someone's funny look and knew that this person was playing tricks on himself! "What the hell! Does this have anything to do with who Miss Yi is! You haven't told me who Miss Yi is!!! ”
Until the carriage stopped steadily in front of the prince's mansion, he still couldn't ask who Miss Yi was, and when he got off the carriage, he looked at Che Zimo who had his back to him and bent down and strode through the car door, Yan Shuyu, who was not angry, raised his foot and kicked his buttocks, Che Zimo stumbled, and shook his head with a wry smile.
Then Yan Shuyu also bent down and walked out, but looking at the pedals next to the carriage, he silently lit wax for himself, did the ancient people have problems, such a high chassis, I am afraid that it is not the height of the protruding disc in the waist.
And the old fox Che Zimo, who knew some of the answers, looked at it funny, until someone's eye knife shook it over, and then walked over helplessly, and stretched out his hand, "I'll take you down."
"Can you do it as a sick man" Yan Shuyu naturally knew how strong Che Zimo was, but you looked at the people standing in front of the prince's mansion, not to mention his little wives, there were also many maids and little maids, how embarrassing it was to be carried off the sedan chair, twisted and muttered a few words, and stretched out his hand with a reluctant look.
Gently hugged Yan Shuyu and rose into the air, and was firmly held in his arms by Che Zimo, the weight from his hand was light and fluttering, and it was not as good as the weight of a woman of the same age, his thin body had almost no meat, some were just hard bones, Che Zimo frowned a little unhappily, "You are too thin"
"It's you who are too fat!" Being told by a man that his body is fat or thin is obviously not happy, Yan Shuyu glared at him, "You let me down, how embarrassing it is for so many people to look at"
"You are the princess of this king, even if they kiss you in public, they don't dare to have an opinion" Che Zimo tightened the strength of his hand to prevent the person in his arms from falling down indiscriminately.
Obviously, Che Zimo had already been able to figure out Yan Shuyu's temperament, and the next moment Yan Shuyu immediately struggled and muttered in a low voice, "You don't want to be embarrassed, I still want to be embarrassed, and you actually moved out of this king, phew!" Let me go, believe it or not I'll beat you to death."
"Then you smoke me, I'll make you unable to get out of bed when I go back to the room, what does the princess think of this deal" Che Zimo laughed and teased.
'Coaxing', Yan Shuyu's old face turned red, and he didn't dare to struggle casually, for fear that Che Mo would say that he had pumped him, and scolded hesitantly: "Hooligans!" Shameless! Stallions, sperm on the brain! ”
Xiao Shuxian stood aside with a stiff smile, watching the flirting two walk into the house, the silk handkerchief in his hand had been torn out of shape, and the personal maid Meidai standing behind him saw the face of her master in her eyes, and shrank behind her tremblingly so as not to spread her anger.
The white-bearded housekeeper with two small servants and some waiting maids followed Che Zimo's footsteps into the house, leaving two columns of female dependents outside the gate, ten women with different appearances but all beautiful as flowers, Sai Ruo Tianxian, these are today's holy rewards, or some of Che Zimo's brothers stuffed into it.
Xiao Shuxian stood outside the door with a black face, neither moving nor speaking, and the beauties stood in fear when they looked at the face, even if it was the scorching summer sun overhead, they still didn't dare to pant loudly, so they endured it like this.
"Today, the prince is really happy, but I think about it, even if you can hear the joy of the cave flute everywhere in the house, no interest is no interest, how can it not be compared to a piece of green jade" The clear male voice broke the dead silence outside the door, and the man in the embroidered green bamboo robe pulled the thin cloak on his shoulders that was incompatible with this season, and looked at Xiao Shuxian, who had a blue and black face, and smiled, "I estimate that Jin'er is about to wake up, so I will take the first step"
After speaking, he led the maid Shi Ran to leave.
Xiao Shuxian looked at the figure of the man leaving, and suddenly smiled, "The prince has returned to the house with the princess, sisters, why are you still standing here, why don't you go back to the room to find some treasures and send them to the princess to leave a good impression, I heard that the princess has never seen any treasures."
After speaking, the beauties who looked at each other turned around and went home.
Xiao Shuxian, who returned to the room, smashed all the decorations in the room, and her beautiful face looked extremely terrifying because of anger, and Mei Dai stood aside in horror to endure the anger of her master, and she had to be careful to avoid the debris that would splash up at any time.
Suddenly, a big white hand slapped over, and Mei Dai was slapped to the ground with a 'pop' sound, but Mei Dai, who was stunned, didn't dare to be stunned at all, instinctively got up and knelt on the ground in a panic and kowtowed to spare his life.
"Yang Tong! Yang Tong, you damn slut! How dare you mock me! How dare you mock me! Xiao Shuxian, who was almost mad, twisted his face, raised his foot and kicked away the eyebrows who were kneeling and begging for mercy, and scolded loudly: "You useless thing, you can't die if you poison Yang Tong, you can't even cripple that damn wild seed, what use do I want you?"
Mei Dai's face was already high and swollen, even if she was kicked to the side, she still cried and rolled back, raised her hand and pumped her cheeks to her cheeks, "I damn it, I damn it"
"You're damned!" Xiao Shuxian looked at Mei Dai coldly, kicked it over again, and before Mei Dai got up, she reached out and grabbed Mei Dai's shirt and pulled it over, staring at Mei Dai with a cold face, "And you Yan Shuyu, I won't let you go, the identity of the princess is not your life talisman, you actually call my sister, you actually call my sister!" ”
Xiao Shuxian is like a delirious madman who keeps kicking and beating Mei Dai, his palms and feet keep hitting Mei Dai's body, his mouth keeps cursing, and his fierce eyes are staring at Mei Dai, as if he fell to the ground crying and begging for mercy, the scarred Mei Dai is Yan Shuyu, and Mei Dai can only desperately beg for mercy, no matter how she beats, scolds, kicks, and crawls back and kneels on the ground.
It wasn't until Xiao Shuxian, who gradually calmed down after a cup of tea, that he stopped, shook his slender hand and called the frightened maids kneeling outside the door to come in and tidy up their appearance, the maids hung their heads and entered the room to tidy up their appearance, some neatly cleaned up the broken ornaments in the room, and the dying Meidai did not have a single intact body, trembling and kneeling on the ground, like air, no one dared to step forward, and did not dare to leave.
The maids who had long been accustomed to it quickly tidied up the room, Xiao Shuxian took the tea cup handed over by the maid and took a sip of tea, and glanced at the trembling eyebrows who were kneeling on the ground casually, "Okay, it's an eyesore"
"Yes," Mei Dai replied respectfully, staggering away.