Chapter 143: I Never Expected
When Li Bufan heard this, he deliberately pretended to be confused, shook his head slightly, and said to Kuai Ronghui, "Senior Brother Kuai, thank you, tell me the route to get water! However, I am a person with a very poor sense of direction and distance, even if I remember the route, I'm afraid I still can't find the well you said about taking water!"
"Senior Brother Li, you don't know the route! I'll take you to fetch water with Senior Brother Kuai! Actually, it won't take much time to go there, and it won't delay our cultivation! I just said that delaying cultivation is just joking!" Han Guifeng said to Li Bufan with a slight smile.
"What's the situation? Han Guifeng actually agreed, went to fetch water with Li Bufan, and even dragged me in! Didn't he go to his own death and pull his brother up? How can this be done, Li Bufan's kid?" Hearing this, Kuai Ronghui thought to himself secretly.
Han Guifeng looked at Kuai Ronghui, stunned alone, and pulled Kuai Ronghui over and said, "Senior Brother Kuai, let's fetch water together!"
Kuai Ronghui came back to his senses, pulled Han Guifeng aside, and whispered to Han Guifeng, "What do you want to do? Do you want to sabotage our plan? You want to die, I don't want to die yet!"
Han Guifeng put his mouth into Kuai Ronghui's ear and whispered, "Lao Tzu told you, Lao Tzu doesn't want to die, and he won't ruin our plans, because, I still have two streamer talismans, just right, the two of us, one for each person, if we encounter a critical situation, we will use the streamer talisman to escape!"
Hearing this, Kuai Ronghui smiled, and whispered to Han Guifeng, "This plan is so wonderful, so that our plan can be better implemented!"
Li Bufan saw Han Guifeng and Kuai Ronghui, whispered for a while, whispered for a while, and with a smile on his face, he secretly thought to himself, "Han Guifeng and Kuai Ronghui, I don't know what the hell they are doing, but I'm not afraid, as long as I call them together, if a temporary situation occurs, tell the two of them to resist!"
Li Bufan, Han Guifeng, and Kuai Ronghui, the three of them were walking together, and Li Bufan suddenly asked Han Guifeng, "Senior Brother Han, I don't know where you are taking me now?"
"We have to go to the stone house in the cafeteria first and get the wooden barrel, today, or even this week, you don't need to cultivate, just fetch water every day, it's fine!" Han Guifeng said to Li Bufan with a smile on his face.
Han Guifeng began to be pleasant, walking, groping in his pocket, frowning slightly, showing an anxious face, and secretly thought to himself, "Oops, I just forgot, my two streamer escape charms are not on my body, they are still in the drawer of my bedroom, I have to find my military advisor Kuai Ronghui and ask for an idea!"
Thinking about it, Han Guifeng pulled Kuai Ronghui over and whispered to him, "Strategist, help me think of a way! Those two streamer talismans of mine are still in the drawer of my bedroom, I don't have them with me! Help me think of a way!"
When Kuai Ronghui heard this, he groaned slightly, and with a smile, he whispered to Han Guifeng, "This is simple, when the time comes, we take the wooden barrel, and when we go to get water, you deliberately break the wooden barrel, and then you make an excuse to go back to your bedroom and get the streamer escape!"
When Han Guifeng heard this, he was overjoyed, and praised Kuai Ronghui, "This plan is very good, this plan is very good!
Li Bufan saw Han Guifeng and Kuai Ronghui, and kept whispering, feeling strange in his heart, but he didn't ask more.
A few minutes later, Li Bufan and his entourage arrived in front of the stone house in the canteen, and Li Bufan was taken in, one of the small stone houses, and in that small stone house, there were a lot of flat shoulders and a lot of wooden barrels.
Li Bufan chose a flat pole and two wooden barrels, and Han Guifeng and Kuai Ronghui also chose their own flat poles and wooden barrels.
Seeing this, Li Bufan said puzzledly, "Two senior brothers, what are you doing here? What are you doing with the flat pole and the barrel?"
"Help you carry water! The two of us will show you the way, of course it is impossible, take you back and forth empty-handed, help you pick two buckets of water, and you will also pick two buckets less, Senior Brother Li, do you say?" Kuai Ronghui said unhurriedly, smiled after speaking, and asked.
"What Senior Brother Kuai said is very true! Senior Brother is here, thank you two senior brothers!" Li Bufan nodded slightly, and thanked him.
When Han Guifeng and Kuai Ronghui heard this, they both returned the salute at the same time, "Senior brother doesn't have to be polite, senior brother helps junior brother, it's a matter of course!"
When Li Bufan heard this, he secretly thought to himself, "Why did these two people get better all of a sudden! These two people changed their evil ways for a while, and I really didn't get used to it!"
Thinking about it, Li Bufan followed Han Guifeng and Kuai Ronghui, carrying the empty wooden barrel, and walked towards the back of Yuheng Holy Mountain.
After walking for about a few hundred meters, Han Guifeng began to implement his plan.
Han Guifeng deliberately tripped on a stone the size of his ass with his feet, and then Han Guifeng deliberately moved forward, staggered a few steps, threw his bear-like fat body to the ground, and threw his two wooden barrels to the ground at the same time.
Seeing this, Li Bufan and Kuai Ronghui hurriedly helped Han Guifeng up, Li Bufan told him with concern, "Senior brother, be careful when walking, the road is full of potholes and uneven!"
"Yes, be careful when walking, this road is slippery and slippery, and there are stones in the bag pits!" Kuai Ronghui said on the side.
Han Guifeng got up from the ground, didn't care about dusting off the dirt on his body, so he went to pick up his two wooden barrels and see if the wooden barrels were broken!"
As a result, to Han Guifeng's disappointment, the two barrels were still intact.
"Alas!" Han Guifeng sighed, thinking to himself in his heart, "It seems that I don't know, whether the workmanship of these two wooden barrels is too good and too solid, or the mud is too soft, these two wooden barrels have not been broken, I have to choose, a place with many stones, and fall again." ”
Thinking about it, Han Guifeng continued to move forward with Li Bufan and Kuai Ronghui.
Soon, Han Guifeng and his party had to pass through a pile of rubble.
When Han Guifeng saw this, he was secretly happy in his heart, and thought, "Great, it's just a godsend, I'm in the chaotic stone forest, come and fall down suddenly, no matter how solid the barrel is, it will inevitably be broken!"
Thinking about it, Han Guifeng walked quickly towards the pile of rubble, and Li Bufan behind saw it, and hurriedly persuaded Han Guifeng, "Senior Brother Han, let's go around the pile of rubble!"
Han Guifeng said with a smile, "You just have to come with me, although it is not easy to walk through the pile of rocks, it is a shortcut!"
Han Guifeng said, his feet had already stepped into the pile of rubble, Han Guifeng deliberately raised his foot very low, put his toe on a stone, deliberately tripped a little, and then staggered out a few steps, slammed into the pile of rubble, and fell.
Han Guifeng never expected that when he fell, his bear-like body would not be able to control it at all for a while.
What's even more unfortunate is that Han Guifeng's head touched a hard stone, and he only heard a bang, and Han Guifeng's eyes suddenly darkened, and then he didn't know anything.