Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Yellow Laba Porridge
"Cao Cao, Lu Bu, Ying Zheng, gather all your subordinates!" The Yellow Emperor and the Yan Emperor said at the same time: "And Kong Ming, you can also drink two bowls, it tastes good." Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info valley master, don't be idle, this 'Yanhuang Laba porridge' we have carefully boiled for a year, no matter who it is, after drinking it, there will be improvement. ”
The hot yellow Laba porridge, although it has nothing to do with the Laba porridge in "Chivalrous Journey", is absolutely precious.
"I'm just a nominal one, and you are the real valley master." Ji Ming said and smiled, and found a random place to sit down.
Zhuge Liang sat next to Ji Ming, he picked up a bowl of laba porridge, and after taking a sip, his face changed instantly. Seeing this, Ji Ming next to him poked Zhuge Liang's arm and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong, is it too unpleasant?" ”
"The taste of this porridge is really ...... Unspeakable! Zhuge Liang shook his head and said.
"Unpleasant?" Seeing this, Xiaoluo picked it up and smelled it, and found that it was quite fragrant. Then, she tried to take a sip, chewed it in her mouth, then swallowed, frowned, and said, "It's not delicious, it's not bad, it doesn't taste special." ”
After saying that, she took another sip, which was no different from drinking ordinary porridge.
"At least it doesn't seem to be bad." Ji Ming poured it directly in one go, and found that it was fragrant, sweet, and delicious. asked someone to fill another bowl, he tasted it carefully, and the more he drank, the more he liked it - Zhang Fei also took a sip when he saw this, but he didn't hold back and spit it out directly.
"This porridge ......" Guan Yu took a sip, and his face turned red.
"The taste of this porridge is as you like, if you like it, you will feel delicious, if you don't like it, you will feel unpleasant, but before you eat it, you don't know whether you like it or not, so how is the taste defined?" Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan and chuckled: "I said I can't say it, but it's not that I don't want to say it, but the taste of this porridge really can't be said." ”
"It's not that mysterious, is it?" Ji Ming was stunned.
"Actually, because of my high level, I drank all the flavors." Zhuge Liang swallowed it and said expressionlessly.
All tastes, including sweet, sour, spicy, spicy, smelly and salty, are not necessarily unpalatable, but they are definitely not delicious.
"This porridge is good, good wine and food." Cao Cao suddenly shouted and fell to the table. Immediately afterwards, Xiaoyaozi and the sweeping monk glanced at each other, closed their eyes in unison, and fell into a deep sleep. However, compared to Cao Cao, they were more like a coma than a coma.
Then came Bruce Lee and Lu Bu, who were fine after drinking, but they all drove away the people who served the rice.
"Whether you like it or not, I won't drink it anyway." Zhang Fei put down the big bowl and said.
"Will this porridge be poisonous?" Murong Fu didn't dare to drink it, so he poured it directly. Duan Yu and Xuzhu didn't think about it so much, they directly gulped several bowls, and then passed out. Seeing this, Murong Fu couldn't help but change his face, and said in a deep voice: "This Valley of Heroes, shouldn't it be trying to wipe us out?" ”
Immediately, a large circle of contemptuous glances were cast around.
With the strength of others, if you want to get you, do you still need to use trickery?
"In the heart of the villain, everyone in the world is a villain, and in the chest of a gentleman, everyone in the world is a gentleman!" Zhuo Bufan said, and poured down the laba porridge in one gulp.
The next moment, he also fainted to the ground, and was kicked twice by his companion without reacting.
For a while, most people looked at me, I looked at you, and couldn't decide whether to drink or not.
"Whether you believe it or not, I, Xiao Feng, believe in them, and give me all if you don't drink." Xiao Feng poured it directly. However, instead of falling into a coma, he was more energetic. Xiao Yuanshan next to him also took a sip when he saw it, it was very bitter, but it was a little sweet when he tasted it carefully.
"Look at the porridge is not porridge, this hot yellow Laba porridge has the effect of refining the heart." Zhuge Liang said again.
"Huh." Xiao Luo Dao.
"Huh." Ji Ming also said.
Something related to the realm is a floating cloud for these two people who are not in time and space. They will never be able to appreciate what a realm is, nor can they enjoy any realm bonuses, and of course, they will not be limited by realms.
"Drink!" "Drink!" "Can anyone still die?"
In the end, most of the people still drank it, only Murong Fu and Murong Longcheng didn't drink it-Murong Bo also drank it, he always felt that this porridge was not an ordinary chance, and it was not long before he practiced martial arts, so it was better to gamble.
It turned out that although the length of time varied, all the people who drank Laba porridge passed out.
The most serious of them was Xiao Feng, who drank so much that he used to serve rice and fell directly into the porridge ding.
However, the porridge in Nading did not overwhelm him, but was directly absorbed into his body.
"No way, why am I sleepy?" Ji Ming's eyelids fought, and he fell asleep. Next to him, Xiao Luo also lay on his arm and fell into a deep sleep. Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan, lay down on Kong Ming's car, and slept uncomfortably.
"When you sing about wine, what is your life?" Li Bai chanted Cao Cao's poems and fell asleep while standing.
Pei Min next to him had already slept like a dead pig, and the rest of the Li family who also came over also fainted.
"What are you going to do?" Murong Fu was shocked, drew his sword and pointed at the Second Emperor Yan and Huang and asked. In this regard, the Second Emperor of Yan and Huang smiled slightly, and Shennong said: "Don't think of the heavenly immortals as you are, the real gods are open-minded and full of great love in their hearts. ”
"Huh." Murong Longcheng smiled, rolled his eyes, and fainted.
"What is this?" Murong Fu was immediately taken aback.
"In fact, even if you don't drink it, smelling it has an effect, but the effect is very small." Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor said with a smile: "This Laba porridge is also 'Flying Immortal Porridge', because you only need to drink a sip to live forever - you missed a great opportunity ......"
Murong Fu didn't hear the latter words, because he was already unconscious.
"I'll go, I'll be unconscious too?" After Ji Ming woke up, he rubbed his head and said.
"Even if you are above the Heavenly Dao and can ignore all external influences, your body is still sentient." Shennong chuckled and said, "This porridge is delicious, and after drinking it, your whole body is refreshed, and you will naturally want to sleep, which is why you fall into a deep sleep." ”
After speaking, he looked at Xiao Luo and said, "This child is the only one who is completely unaffected by anything, but she is sleepy and falls asleep as a result." ”
The gods are above the heavens, but it does not mean that they will lose their senses.
It hurts to be beaten, it tastes like eating, and it ignores those inconspicuous things...... God and man are actually no different in nature, even if they are above time and space, Ji Ming is still Ji Ming, and he will not lose anything as a human being.
If there is something that is really lost, it is "death", because he really can't die.
"Okay!" Ji Ming was speechless and changed the subject: "What kind of medicine is this, so magical?" ”
The medicine that can overturn both Zhuge Liang and Bruce Lee is even more vigorous than Hua Tuo's version of the third-generation super soldier serum, is it the fourth generation?
"There are a lot of medicines in this place, Blood Orchid, Sun Ladder, Jade Linglong, Meat Lingzhi, all the medicines that can be found, we have added them to it." Immediately, Shennong said: "In order to maximize the medicinal effect, we also added the Immortal Spring Water and the Big and Small Returning Pill. By the way, there is also the third-generation super soldier serum, the Huatuo version, I just bought ten pills from the space-time store yesterday, and all of them are just enough to put in. ”
As soon as these words came out, Ji Ming was immediately dumbfounded.
"Ten Hua Tuo version of the third-generation super soldier serum, plus the immortal spring water and the size of the pill, you two elders are really rich!" Xiao Luo was woken up and sighed.
But the most exciting thing is that the time and space store sells for four times the cost of the price, and half of the selling price goes to the owner.
As for who the shopkeeper is, of course it's her - Ji Ming is a lazy person, he doesn't care about "money" at all, he only spends money.
"We found our own bones in this world, and after the fusion, our net worth increased dramatically, so we thought about taking care of our offspring, this didn't violate the rules of heaven or anything, right?" The Yellow Emperor asked. Immediately, Ji Ming shook his head and said: "This is not true, there is no Tianlu in Time and Space City, please feel free if you two elders like it." ”
In the end, it is Yan Huang, this Nima is generous, and those local tyrants in later generations are simply weak.
Ten Jingyuan, as much as 100,000 trillion, can fill the entire Tianlong World when it is replaced with rice, and people are stunned to boil it into porridge for everyone to drink.
"Who ......realizes the big dream first" Zhuge Liang woke up from the dream and said with emotion: "After so many years, I still haven't forgotten my original self, very good, so good!" ”
"Huh?" Ji Ming didn't know why, and his brows were wrinkled into the word "Chuan".
"The Chinese are not the sick men of East Asia!" Bruce Lee shouted, and a carp stiffened and jumped up directly.
And immediately after, Lu Bu shouted: "In the sky and on the ground, I am invincible!" ”
"What happened?" Xiaoluo was startled and covered her mouth and said. In this regard, Shennong smiled slightly and said: "My laba porridge contains all the flavors of the world, which can make people feel their truest heart, and then cleanse their hearts and improve their state of mind!" (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )