Zhuang Jia stood not far away, watching this scene in a daze.

The man was beaten and curled up on the ground, unable to get up for a long time, and the guests next to him looked at him in amazement, and no one dared to speak.

Yu Yang called the patrol police on a nearby street, and then asked the clerk of the Japanese restaurant for a ziplock bag and poured a little orange juice into it.

The patrol patrolled back and forth on a fixed street or route, getting closer, and quickly rushed to the store and took the man away.

Yu Yang also handed over the small bag of orange juice: "Send it to the detention center first, and when the results of the laboratory come out, it will be dealt with as an attempted rape." ”

When the patrol officer took the person away, the atmosphere in the store slowly recovered......

Yu Yang walked up to Zhuang Jia, looked up and down, and asked, "Are you going back?" ”

Zhuang Jia finally came back to his senses and nodded quickly.

After the two settled the account, they left the Japanese restaurant one after the other, and he drove Zhuang Jia home as usual.

The speed was as steady as ever.

Zhuang Jia didn't speak all the way. She stared out the window for a moment, then burst out laughing.

Yu Yang raised his eyebrows slightly and glanced at her from the rearview mirror.

Sensing Yu Yang's gaze, Zhuang Jia hurriedly adjusted his expression, but the smile on his face couldn't help but be hidden.

"What's wrong?" Yu Yang asked.

She pursed her lips, glanced her eyes around, glanced out the window, and whispered, "Not much." ”

Yu Yang didn't ask again, holding the steering wheel and continuing to drive.

The car stopped at the traffic light intersection, and when waiting for the red light, Zhuang Jia snorted again.

Yu Yang looked at her again, although he didn't ask out loud, but there was doubt in his eyes.

Zhuang Jia touched his face embarrassedly, feeling a little hot, and it was estimated that his face was already red.

"It's okay...... she muttered embarrassedly, "I just suddenly remembered the joke that the person just said, and I thought it was disgusting at the time, but now I think about it...... It's funny......"

"What joke?" Yu Yang asked.

Zhuang Jia's cheeks were flushed, "That's the kind of ...... Lustful jokes. ”

"Oh." Yu Yang nodded slightly, "Isn't it funny?" Let's talk about it. ”

Zhuang Jia: "......"

This...... It's a bit hard to talk about, right?

The waiting time for the red light feels so long for some reason.

The silence in the car for a long time made the atmosphere stagnant in embarrassment, Yu Yang turned his head to look at it, his expression was always indifferent and calm, "Why don't you speak?" He asked Zhuang Jia.

"Actually, it's not very funny...... Zhuang Jia struggled for a while, and then opened his lips, "He said that he was willing to make cattle and horses for me, but he wanted me to give him ...... Give him, well, grass. ”

Continue to be silent.

Zhuang Jia's heart was chaotic.

It's embarrassing not to tell a joke, and it seems even more embarrassing to tell a joke.

In order to lighten the atmosphere, she shrugged her shoulders and said with a smile: "It's vulgar, isn't it?" Hehehe......"

The red light finally turned green, and Yu Yang continued to drive with the steering wheel in his hands, without responding to this.

Zhuang Jia was even more uncomfortable, "That...... Prosecutors usually don't like to tell jokes? ”

"Occasionally." Yu Yang said, "Work is work, private life is private life, we sometimes go to dinner, KTV, play cards after work, and there are jokes." ”

"Yes......" Zhuang Jia muttered, but his expression was suspicious. I always feel that people like Yu Yang, even if they are recreational, should be making a pot of tea and talking about life seriously.

"Don't believe me?" Yu Yang smiled faintly, "I'll also tell you an adult joke." ”

Zhuang Jia was startled, and looked straight at him with wide eyes.

Adult...... Joke?

"Once upon a time, the Sphinx liked to ask passers-by which one to save if their mother and wife fell into the water at the same time.

If a passerby chooses a mother, the Sphinx will kill the passerby on the pretext of being unfaithful to his wife, and if a passerby chooses a wife, the Sphinx will kill the passerby on the pretext of being unfilial to his mother. In this way, the Sphinx killed a lot of people.

One day, the Sphinx meets Oedipus, and then the Sphinx jumps off a cliff and commits suicide. ”

Zhuang Jia: "??? ”

…… What did I hear?

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