Chapter 87: The Gambling Contract
Next, Wang Zuo directly drank three more glasses.
As for why Wang Zuo drank it? It's very simple: Xiaoxiao lost six times in a row, and she didn't even win against Wang Zuo!
Xiaoxiao is on the verge of going berserk!
"I don't believe it! If you can still win me, I'll drink all this wine!" ”
When Wang Zuo heard this, the old hen who protected the chickens took all the wine to his side, and said vigilantly: "Don't even think about it!" These wines are mine! ”
The people in the bar had one thought in their heads: And this kind of operation?
Still people rushing to drink this wine?
Those who have the courage to try this kind of wine, after trying it, basically have one evaluation: this is not something that earthlings can drink at all! It's almost the same to take it to refuel the engine!
Xiaoxiao wants to drink sad for 10,000 years, and she must be fully prepared: eat something that is not easy to digest first: such as dry bread, and then drink some yogurt to protect her stomach, and then dare to drink sad for 10,000 years.
And the young man clearly did not prepare for anything.
And even if you're prepared, you can't drink like that, right?
See this happens. Xiaoxiao can be regarded as open-minded: she was pulled by Lu Yanghong to save the field, but now she doesn't know how to deal with this kid at all?
And Lu Yanghong's mouth was crooked on the side: Is this guy a pervert or a pervert?
"Good! Looks like you're pretty good at punching, right? So let's roll the dice! I don't believe I can't beat you! ”
As she spoke, Xiaoxiao stood up directly. One foot stepped on the table, holding a sieve cup and drinking to Wang Zuo: "Don't be verbose! Three sieves per person are more than the size! Shake to four, five, six largest, one, two, three, smallest! Come on? ”
Wang Zuo's eyes rolled.
Seeing Wang Zuo's eyes. Xiaoxiao judged according to her own experience: this little boy is definitely not good at shaking dice! Just right!
"What's wrong? Afraid? ”
Xiaoxiao was originally wearing a nightclub outfit to show two long legs, and this action didn't care about her own spring leakage at all: in fact, this is also a habitual action of Xiaoxiao, and everyone is used to it. But for Wang Zuo, this action is really a bit exciting!
Seeing that leg in front of him, and then hearing the rules, Wang Zuo nodded, and directly stroked Xiaoxiao's calf on the table.
Seeing Wang Zuo's action, Xiaoxiao finally exhaled: This little boy is finally a little normal.
And Liu Qingxi behind him was not satisfied, and looked at Xiaoxiao with a tiger face and sneered: "Xiaoxiao, are you trying to tease my man?" ”
Xiaoxiao looked at Liu Qingxi with an apologetic look and smiled: "I'm sorry Executive Director Liu, but aren't all the men who come here like this?" If your little boyfriend gets mixed up in our circle in the future, then some things are necessary, right? ”
Knowing that what Xiaoxiao said was very true, Liu Qingxi could only keep his mouth shut and didn't say anything more.
But no one noticed: Wang Zuo's gesture of stroking Xiaoxiao's leg was very strange: a handprint formed with a very strange fingering method was directly reflected on Xiaoxiao's leg.
Other people seemed to have just stroked the woman's legs, but in fact, Wang Zuo used the hand of a Taoist to temporarily punch a spell into Xiaoxiao's body.
That is naturally the unloading charm invented by his master!
This kind of unloading talisman transformed from a borrowed talisman can be regarded as Wang Zuo's unique talisman, last time Yan Han wanted to cry without tears, to deal with a woman who was drinking, he didn't even use a talisman, just a hand-to-hand decision!
Everyone felt as if it was a blow to the groping pig's hand, but in fact it was Wang Zuo's means.
"Good! Then just shake the sieve, I want to see how good you can shake the sieve! ”
The two sieve cups began to sway.
Shake the sieve and open it directly to compare the size, which is basically luck. There is no other way than to make a thousand, and there is no other way to guarantee a steady win.
But it turned out to be ...... Xiaoxiao lost seven times in a row again!
All the wine was swallowed directly by Wang Zuo!
Added up before and after, a total of sixteen cups of sadness were poured into Wang Zuo's stomach for 10,000 years, and at this time, Wang Zuo finally felt a little drunk.
Liu Qingxi, Lu Yaqi, and Xiaoxiao, who were sitting in front of him, looked like two people, and they could barely control their feelings.
But at least I remember what to do.
Wang Zuo smiled: "Are we finished fighting for wine?" ”
Xiaoxiao looked at the bartender with an earthy face, and the bartender's pale hands shook wildly: "Usually no one will order this kind of wine, we don't have much stock, all of them."
Spirytus has run out of drinks, and there is no way to mix them out.
Lu Yanghong's face turned blue. Directly stood up and said, "Count you amazing!" Stinky boy! Today I admit it! Yaqi! Let's go! ”
With that, he was ready to leave.
Wang Zuo sneered and stood up directly, pointed to Lu Yanghong's back and asked, "Brother Lu, have you forgotten something?" ”
The whole bar looked at Lu Yanghong, but no one dared to mention it.
Heard Wang Zuo's words. Lu Yanghong turned around all of a sudden, and said angrily in an extremely angry and vicious tone: "Do you kid really want to die? ”
"I don't want to die at all, do I?" Wang Zuo spread his hands: "I just feel as if someone needs to do something before someone leaves." It's our bet after all, isn't it? ”
Lu Yanghong looked at Wang Zuo. Directly clenched his fist.
At this time, one of his subordinates whispered in Lu Yanghong's ear: "Brother Lu, the news has come: this kid has no background. It's just an ordinary student who just finished the college entrance examination a few days ago! Both parents are from the countryside and have no background. At most, I heard that the test results are very good, and he is just a standard country boy! By the way, I heard that this kid is still cultivating or something! Oh yes. It seems to have some kind of ambiguous relationship with a teacher over there. ”
Hearing this timely news, Lu Yanghong felt that he understood: this kid was just a country boy who thought he had good grades and then climbed Liu Qingxi's thigh.
"Good. Liu Qingxi, I must make it clear to you today: in this bar, I haven't dared not to give me face. But this little milk dog you have dares to do this! Since you don't give me face, then I won't give it to you, and I won't give your grandfather Liu Yuanshen face! ”
Hear this. Liu Qingxi also felt that the situation was a bit serious: if Wang Zuo was really allowed to do that, it would be difficult for everyone to tear his face.
Liu Qingxi thought about it and turned his head to look at Wang Zuo who was about to speak, but Wang Zuo grinned nonchalantly: "What's the so-called not giving face?" ”
Two people are directly nose-to-nose.
"Boy, you tell me clearly! I don't care if you're awake or not! If you dare to pour wine on my head, I'll find someone to find your buddies in the countryside first, break their hands and feet, and tell them that you caused all this! Eventually, I'll go to your country teacher who is having an affair with you. Let my people enjoy her, and then strip her naked and throw her on your most disgusting old light bastard bed, and let people know that she has an adulterous affair with the most disgusting old light you have there! ”
"Finally. I'm going to find your parents and let them know what a good son they had!" And then let them live worse than dead! Let them know that their son is really a good guy with character and guts! Dare to challenge what he can't even provoke! ”
Wang Zuo's smile vanished.
Insulting their own parents?
"Well, actually, I just wanted to come and have some drinks today. But now it seems that just drinking alcohol is no longer enough. ”
Wang Zuo sneered and directly pinched a hand duel in his hand.
"I don't have much to say about people like you. Here, accept our bet first, and then I'll settle the score with you! ”
Saying that, Wang Zuo sneered and walked out directly!
Tai Chi Advanced Boxing Method: Ning Boxing!
Out of the legs, directly at Lu Yanghong's knees with lightning-like feet!
Lu Yanghong knelt down directly!
Then Wang Zuo took out a cold talisman that had been drawn a long time ago from his body and stuffed it directly into Lu Yanghong's clothes, so fast that almost no one could see what he had done.
"People are divided into three, seven and nine tricks, demigods and half-ghosts are left behind, and there is no less trick in the world. Silence is not tolerated. Hurry like a military order! ”
This is the Taoist mantra of aphasia: it means that it robs him of the ability to speak.
The whole bar let out an exclamation: everyone seemed to be Wang Zuo and Lu Yanghong saying something to each other, and then Lu Yanghong suddenly knelt down, and then kept silent!
Many people have already taken out their mobile phones and started recording videos.
Wang Zuo sneered and went to the next table. picked up two bottles of beer, broke the bottle mouth neatly with two fingers, and then walked to Luyang: "Come, take a bath!" ”
Two bottles of cold beer poured over my head!
This situation is developing too fast, and everyone is stunned: Liu Qingxi is also happening, Lu Yaqi covered her mouth and hugged her head!
Two bottles of cold beer were poured directly on his head, and Lu Yanghong wanted to roar but found that his throat seemed to be blocked by something, and he couldn't say it at all.
At this time, Wang Zuo took advantage of the fact that everyone was watching Lu Yanghong being bathed in a beer bath, and quickly took out another blank spirit talisman, dipped his finger in cinnabar and directly drew a hot talisman, chanting while drawing.
"Substitute body, white paper for your face, five-color paper for your clothes, unopened light for paper, open light for supernatural powers; Open your left ear to hear the hell, and your right ear to the yang; You and Liu Qingxi were born in the same month, the same day, and the same year; Carry money in your left hand and calamity in your right hand, and bear the burden of calamity inexplicably, and bear it abroad; To punish the mountain, to conquer the sea, no punishment and no restraint to hurry away, the divine soldiers are as urgent as the law! ”
Taoist stand-in!
Stuffed directly into Lu Yanghong's clothes, Wang Zuo sneered: "Okay, Brother Lu, do you know what to do next?" ”
Lu Yang suddenly involuntarily supported the ground with his hands.
Then, like a dog, the whole person crawled out of the bar......