The rat is like a dog, and when it sees it running, it chases, and its sex is ...... Forget it, I won't learn Qibao dragging.

Some time ago, Qibao came to a conclusion that the character of this rat we raised is similar to that of a mad dog, and the more we see people running, the more we want to chase them.

But fortunately, it only chases familiar people, passing by passers-by outside the window and door, the rat only moves its eyes and does not move, and never chases.

"What the hell are you doing! Run around and beg! ”

I scolded angrily, grabbed the rat, stuffed it back into the duffel bag, and then apologized to the boss very embarrassed.

"You raised this?" The boss was also a little scared, and carefully hid behind the stage.

"Right..... I raised ......" I sneered, "This is a squirrel from the mountains...... It's just that the skeleton is a little bigger...... Grow a little fatter...... But it definitely doesn't bite! ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the squirrel squeezed the zipper open a crack with all his might, raised his little paws high, and squeaked and screamed, as if to protest against me that it was fat.

When I saw this, I was immediately happy.

Hey, you're a fat mouse, you're as fat as a pig and you don't want people to say it? It's quite face-saving!

"It's okay, it's okay, the big mouse is in charge, otherwise we will definitely die......"

"yes, yes, this big mouse is so fat, I really don't know what it grew up eating......."

The two villains who were scared away by the rats also slowly walked back to the stage at this time, and looked at them trembling as they walked, just like frightened living people!

"Boss, your craftsmanship is really amazing!" I said in a loud voice, took out the money very simply, and handed him two dollars: "Sing a paragraph and I'll listen to it?" ”

The boss hesitated, as if thinking something, and took the money after a few seconds.

"Let's sing a little bit of it...... Just a little bit! ”

After that, the boss also asked me for my opinion and asked me what I wanted to hear, and I said whatever.

"Then let's have a story about the green robe."

The boss spoke, striking the gong gently, and no musical instruments were mixed in, allowing the two villains to sing.

Touching his conscience, he said that the two villains sang well, and their babbling singing sounds strange and interesting, similar to the Qingpao Ji sung on the traditional stage.

At that time, I really admired this boss...... Playing ventriloquist and juggling...... That's a lot better than magicians!

After singing for a short time, that is, three or four minutes, the boss knocked on the wooden box and stopped.

"Little brother, I still have some things, so I'll go first."

The boss said as he looked over at the duffel bag I was carrying.

Seeing that the rat was still struggling inside, as if it could run out at any time, the old man was even more anxious, took a piece of linen cloth and put it on the stage, and hurriedly rode three wheels away.

"Oh no!" I hurriedly stopped him: "Did the mouse scare you?" I apologize to you! ”

"It's scared...... I'd better go first! ”

This old man is also quite stubborn, no matter how much I apologize, he still wants to ride away.

I have to say, I'm still quite puzzled, this boss is not a woman, why is he so daring?

But seeing that he is about the same age as the old man, and he is a little unfavorable when he walks, the stage that he finally set up makes me reconcile, and I feel a little guilty in my heart.

I felt in my pocket and took out three dollars and handed it to him as an apology.

He didn't refuse, and accepted it.

After seeing him walk some distance, I turned around and went to buy breakfast.

When I returned to the pharmacy with a bag of food, Chang Longxiang and Chen Qiuyan got up.

"You went to the field to plant these breakfasts?" The old man asked me coldly.

"No, why do you ask?" I was stunned.

"You went for so long and didn't come back, I thought you lost it!" The old man scolded angrily.

Hearing this, I was also a little embarrassed, I guess the old man was hungry.

"I'm going to the theater."

As I spoke, I opened the duffel bag and released the rats.

"Watching a play?" The old man put down the newspaper in his hand and looked at me in surprise: "What kind of play are you watching early in the morning?" ”

"It's just around the corner, didn't you hear?" I asked curiously, and then I remembered that the boss's voice playing ventriloquist singing was a little small, and I couldn't help but sigh: "That's right, that voice is small, I guess you can't hear it....."

"Hello Master Shen!"

At this time, Shippo also pinched the point, walked into the hall and wrinkled his nose, and asked me why I didn't buy him a bun stuffed with leeks.

"If you want to eat it, buy it yourself." I gave him a blank look, and said angrily: "There are so many requests for food, shameless, right?" ”

Qibao smiled, didn't feel blushing, took the meat bun and ate it, and said to me: "There is a golden rule taught to me by the old man, do you know what it is?" ”

"Yes." I said in unison with Chang Longxiang: "If you come out to go to the rivers and lakes, you can't ask for face, and if you want face, you can't go to the rivers and lakes!" ”

"Yes!" Qibao laughed.

"Go on, brother!" Chang Longxiang was eating breakfast and asked me curiously; "What the hell are you going to listen to?"

"Villain play." I smiled mysteriously.

got this answer, everyone looked at each other for a while, everyone was confused, including the old man, who didn't seem to have heard of this drama.

At that time, I didn't sell it, I ate breakfast by myself and chatted with them.

At first, they didn't believe it, thinking I was bragging, but when they heard it, they saw that I was serious, not like a joke, so they believed it.

"Oops! Why don't you call me! Chang Longxiang patted his leg painfully: "I want to see what you said!" ”

"I didn't expect it to be so exciting......." I sighed.

"Grandpa Shen, you have traveled more rivers and lakes than us, have you ever seen this kind of performance?" Chen Qiuyan looked at the old man curiously, his eyes full of expectation.

The old man shook his head and said he hadn't seen it.

"Traditional tricks are not simpler than ours, they are all real skills, absolutely hard work......." The old man smiled, talked about this topic, and looked at me deliberately: "You melon baby don't say call me to watch!" This kind of performance is hard to come by! I haven't even seen it! ”

"Hey, that's pretty weird." Qibao smacked his lips: "How did those two villains manipulate them?" It's neither a thread nor a shadow puppet, and it speaks like a real person, and the tone is different, which ......."

Suddenly, Shippo stopped talking, and the expression on his face became more and more confused.

"Old Shen, when those two villains were singing, did they ever open their mouths together?"

"Yes!" I nodded: "It's not just the two of them, the boss also sings the narration together, and the three voices come out together, with different accents." ”

"It's even more wrong." Qibao was stunned for a moment and said, "I have also seen people who perform ventriloquism, like this, who can speak at the same time, and can also make three voices in one breath...... Is this something that people can do? ”

"It can't be someone hiding nearby, right?" Chang Longxiang analyzed: "If you don't do it, hide under the stage, or hide in a tricycle!" ”

"I've thought of all of this, but I don't have it at all." I smiled: "So I admire him, I really can't accept it!" ”

At this time, the old man asked coldly: "You said that the boss ran away suddenly...... Was it scared away by a rat? ”

"I guess so." I nodded: "That boss is about the same age as you, but he is quite timid, and I apologize to him!" ”

As soon as he heard my answer, the old man stopped squeaking and drank the porridge silently.

"You say..... Those two villains can't be alive, right? Chang Longxiang asked cautiously.

Before we could speak, Qibao looked at him with disdain and asked him, "Do you dare to have a richer imagination?" ”

Chang Long smiled and stopped talking.

"Possibly."

Hearing Chen Qiuyan's sudden words, we all glanced at her together.

"Sister Chen, why are you so simple?" Qibao asked funny, "Do you really think those two villains are alive?" People say it's a trick! How could there be such a small person? ”

"Really."

Chen Qiuyan put down her chopsticks and looked at us hesitantly, as if she was wondering whether to say the next words.

The old man glanced at her and said, don't say it if it's inconvenient, no one will blame you.

"There's nothing inconvenient, as long as you don't talk about it outside....."

Chen Qiuyan lowered her voice and looked at us with a serious face.

"There are really villains, I only saw them last year."

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