Chapter 5: Call the Police!
The sunlight shone directly on Chen Jun's face, and after passing through the thin layer of eyelids, the eyeballs could still feel the heat and brightness of the sun.
"Tsk!"
Now Chen Jun didn't feel good, not only was his throat almost smoking, but he also had a tearing pain all over his body, as if he had been pressed by an earth dragon, and the slightest movement was like a pinprick pain.
"Wait...... What's being called? ”
As soon as I woke up, my head was still a little dizzy, and before I had time to think about why I didn't fall to death, I heard a chirping sound next to me, and my body involuntarily activated the protection mechanism.
The moment he opened his eyes, Chen Jun was dumbfounded...... Blue sky, white clouds, birds flying in the sky, this is?
Sitting up suddenly, Chen Jun found himself lying naked in a patch of greenery, looking at the neatly arranged ridges on the ground, which seemed to be some kind of crop planted artificially.
Not far from here is a small river with clear water, and the water leaves over the mossy stones to make a rattling sound, which is not for Chen Jun, no! It's like heaven for all people in the last days!
I don't have time to think about how I ended up here with my bare butt and balls, and I don't have time to think about how my skin has become fair, and the totem tattoos and scars on my body have disappeared without a trace.
He just shook his hand and gently clasped the grasshopper resting on the plant, he was afraid that after he touched the plant, all the good things would disappear.
But the leaves of the plant with some barbs and the constant bouncing of the palm of the hand, the grasshopper that wanted to break free and escaped, told him that the plant! It's true! Grasshopper! It's alive!
He was relieved, but the excitement and excitement in his heart were infinitely magnified!
He knelt on the ground, digging into the wet, soft, fragrant soil with both hands, and his fingers brought out a small earthworm of nearly ten centimeters, at this time, the small earthworm was accidentally broken into two by Chen Jun, and the two bodies began to squirm and flee in opposite directions.
Chen Jun kept moving the "two earthworms" like a child, how many years had he not seen an earthworm? More than ten years before the end of the world, he stopped playing with mud, and after the end of the world, where can he still have earthworms in the ground? Wrong! Yes! But Nima's big earthworm can eat people!
Holding a small pile of dirt in both hands, Chen Jun leaned his face over and sniffed it deeply, he was intoxicated!
The gurgling river had a great attraction to him, so that he knelt and crawled to the river with his hands regardless of the pain of tearing all over his body, looking at himself reflected in the water, Chen Jun was stunned again.
This is about the appearance of him when he was about eighteen years old, and he looked like he was now, although he was also very strong, but he didn't look like a wall like he was in his forties, and his skin was fair, and there was a childish look between his eyebrows, but the hair on his body was gone, and his head looked like a braised egg, which was a little funny.
But this appearance made Chen Jun even more surprised, he had already arrived at "heaven"! Young again! Isn't it good to live for a dozen or twenty more years?
The small fry in the river swung their tails gently, but as long as they swung their tails slightly, they swam as fast as teleportation!
The water quality is very clear, which is a great temptation for Chen Jun, who is thirsty to smoke, sticking to the water surface and taking a sip, sweet! The whole body is full of strength again! I don't know how much better it tastes than Pingluo's distilled water!
No matter! Anyway, he didn't have any clothes on, Chen Jun kicked hard, and the whole person entered the river water and took a bath, and from time to time he poured a few mouthfuls of river water on himself.
The tearing sensation in his body gradually receded, Chen Juntong's heart rose, and he turned around and lay down in the river to hold his breath, letting the river wash his body wantonly.
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Yang Laohan just planned to go to the field to see how the momentum of the corn planted, and then water the small peppers in the field, and wiped his sweat when he looked at the corn seedlings that were rising well.
I was going to go to the river to wash my hands and then go home for dinner, but as soon as I walked to the river, the pickaxe in Yang Laohan's hand was almost scared off.
Why is there still a person lying in this river? Although the weather was a little hot, it was only mid-May, and the river was still a little cold, not suitable for bathing, and this person was lying face down! It can't be drowned, right?
That can't be, this small ditch, the water is not as deep as the foot and neck, so what life do you have to drown here?
To be honest, this scene was really scary for an old farmer, but Yang Laohan was not too bold, and with a hint of curiosity, he gently stabbed the man's ass in the river with a pickaxe.
In fact, Chen Jun was blamed for this, because he was so excited, and his head was completely sunk in the water, he didn't hear the old man's footsteps, he felt that someone had stabbed his buttocks, and he jumped up in an instant and was ready to fight back!
Yang Laohan didn't even see how this person got up, and found a big fist hitting him in the face, the punch was extremely fast and heavy, raising a breeze and even blowing Yang Laohan's bangs.
This made Yang Laohan unconsciously close his eyes and prepare to be beaten, but the fist did not fall for a long time, Yang Laohan did a great struggle in his heart, and after thinking for a while, he slowly opened his eyes.
The man in front of him...... Ooh! It's really tall enough, it doesn't look very old, and the strange thing is that this person not only has no hair, but also no eyebrows! But such a somewhat funny face was vicious like trying to eat people at this time, which made Yang Laohan unconsciously think of the wild wolf who ran to their village when Daxing Anling was on fire.
Just looking at this fist, Yang Laohan urinated...... This one fist is as big as his two fists, and if he gets punched, he won't come out of his mouth? The breeze was blowing, and although Yang Laohan felt that his crotch was a little cool, he didn't dare to move at all.
Why don't you punch this old man? In fact, Chen Jun also woke up suddenly, because theoretically speaking, as long as there are large areas of artificially planted crops, then there must be some transactions, such as exchanging goods for money, or even bartering for goods.
Then since there is a transaction, there must be rules, such as laws.
Although Chen Jun didn't know how the law here was stipulated, according to the law he was familiar with before the end of the world, killing people was a crime.
He couldn't figure out why he came to such a beautiful place, and he couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking about it, and the only constraint he gave himself now was not to break the law.
Because he is no longer as strong as he used to be, compared to this old man, he can kill a hundred such old men, but he will definitely not be able to beat a hundred strong soldiers now.
The most important thing is that the old man is wearing a top made of polyester card, which is impossible to make by hand, and the green shoes with plastic soles under his feet further confirm Chen Jun's thoughts.
There are machines in this world, there is already industry, will there be no firearms?
After thinking so much, Chen Jun put down his fist and asked the old man, "Where is this?" ”
Looking at the old man's confused expression, Chen Jun's heart sank, didn't he understand? But fortunately, their skin color, eyes, and hair color are all the same, so he doesn't have too obtrusive features, which allows him to hide.
If the people here are green-skinned or purple-skinned, it's bad, if they can hide for a while, they will definitely be discovered one day.
But now all Chen Jun has to do is to leave this place quickly, find clothes that he can wear, and then eat a meal of food here, he is too hungry.
Glancing at the old man who dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, he lowered his head and said nothing, Chen Jun stared at the old man's clothes carefully, Chen Jun of his size really couldn't wear it, so he had no choice but to leave Chiguoguo and look for suitable clothes.
After Yang Laohan saw Chen Jun leaving, his face turned red and he didn't fight anywhere, and scolded this beast as he walked, he was so dark when he was not old, he was worried that something would happen to him, so he turned around and wanted to beat himself?
But then he felt that Chen Jun was a little suspicious, and he couldn't understand what Chen Jun said just now, and he couldn't understand it, and he shaved his hair and eyebrows, he wasn't a fugitive or a foreign spy, right?
Thinking of this, Yang Laohan didn't think that Chen Jun was so strange to him, but broke out in a cold sweat, this is a walk from Lord Yama! No way! Call the police!
Looking back at the direction where Chen Jun left, Yang Laohan was afraid that this person would come back to kill him, so he didn't care about peeing his crotch with a pickaxe, and hurriedly ran to the village.
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