Chapter 90: Your Pants Fall Off
Xiao Ye got dressed by himself, and when he saw Si Ying, who was also wearing clothes, he suddenly had an evil idea, and found a pure black one from his neck scarf, rolled it up to the size of a collar, and then tied a paratrooper rope more than one meter long on it, and then helped Si Ying put it around his neck with a proud face.
"Little meow should be obedient~~" Gently pulled the paratrooper rope twice, saw Si Ying blushing and bowing her head, and ordered: "Don't bow your head, look at the master." ”
Si Ying raised her head and looked into his eyes with shyness.
"Come here, kiss me." Wait for Si Ying to obediently offer the fragrant lips, and after some lips and tongues intersect, she moved the rope on the 'collar' to Si Ying's back and hid it in her clothes: "That's it in the future, you sleep first, I'll deal with something." ”
Si Ying said very cooperatively: "Okay, master, I will wait for you to come back~Meow~~"
Seeing that the other party blinked his big eyes, and finally licked the 'cat's claws', Xiao Ye almost didn't care about his business, and wanted to turn over and press the little wild cat back to the bed, and punish him heavily.
It's a pity that he is a failing 'faint king'.
With a look of anger, he walked out of the room, Lao Ke! You slut! The idea of daring to fight the dogs will ruin Lao Tzu's good deeds! If you don't kill you, Lao Tzu won't be surnamed Xiao!
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Hotel kitchen
"Lao Ke, is this reliable? In case the White Wolf King ...... "A man with a long scald scar on his left hand squatted on the ground smoking a cigarette, and asked him a little bit of a gain or loss, a square-faced black dwarf next to him.
"Hey, I said Lao Wang, can you do it? It's not small, why don't you be tender and timid, do you dare me to go with Lao Wu. The dwarf, known as Lao Ke, pouted.
"It's like, how many dogs can they remember? We don't catch those that are easy to remember and big, so we just pick those inconspicuous vegetable dogs (Chinese pastoral dogs). Another tall man with clear eyebrows and white eyes came up with an idea.
Lao Ke threw the cigarette butt away: "Lao Wu is right, grandma's thought of dog meat I am hungry to death, while everyone has not remembered how much, how can I knock on the end tonight to try it." Give me a piece of fish, and you'll wait here, and we'll bring the dog back when we're done, and you'll be in charge of slaughtering and cooking it." ”
"Okay, okay, I'll prepare the materials, you all know my craftsmanship, and ensure that the whole pot of nourishing fragrant meat comes out." As soon as Lao Wang heard that he didn't have to participate in stealing dogs, the whole person became relaxed, walked to the refrigerator and took out a large piece of fish and handed it to Lao Ke.
Lao Ke and Lao Wu took the fish and meat, first probed to see that there was no one outside the corridor, and flashed out of the kitchen. There is no sentry post in the room, and the guest room is above the fourth floor, so they are very relieved that they will not be found, and it didn't take long to come to the lobby on the first floor from the fire ladder, and after waiting for a while, they found a gray-white pastoral dog wandering around, the two looked at each other, Lao Wu stood at the corner of the stairs, raised the iron rod in his hand, and Lao Ke walked out of the fire door, and chased after him quickly.
"Tsk~~Come here~~" Lao Ke took the fish and shook it a few times in front of the pastoral dog, and when it asked about the smell of meat, he began to slowly take a few steps back, first tearing off a small piece of fish meat and throwing it on the ground for the pastoral dog to eat, and then dropped a piece back a few steps. Four or five pieces of meat were thrown down, Lao Ke's buttocks had already touched the fire door, he first dropped the meat pieces at the door, pushed the door open with a little force on his back and retreated, and used his fat body to resist the door to prevent it from closing.
Success is in sight, the more cautious Lao Ke is, afraid that the pastoral dog will find out his abnormality, his eyes dare not look at it at all, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw Lao Wu still hiding by the door and raising an iron rod, he continued to lure the pastoral dog: "Come, come, come in here, there is a lot of meat." With that, he threw down a large piece of fish and threw it under the angle at which the iron rod was best struck. He pulled out a strip of cloth behind his back, ready to wait for Lao Wu to finish knocking, and immediately rushed up to cover the mouth of the pastoral dog to prevent it from screaming.
"Knock ~ knock." Seeing that the fish was about to be eaten up, Lao Wu in the corner of his eyes was still standing there stupidly, holding an iron rod and refusing to start.
"Okay, you let it knock!" I only heard someone say this sentence coldly behind him, Lao Ke felt that someone had knocked the top of his head, and before he could scold Lao Wu, how could he knock it wrong, and he fainted as soon as it was dark in front of him.
Lao Wu watched Lao Ke being knocked on the top of his head by Xiao Ye with the handle of the night gun, slumping to the ground and not knowing whether he was alive or dead, and another voice came from his ears: "You can put it down, take him with you, and come with us." ”
The person who spoke was Liang Yuede, and he aimed a gun at Lao Wu just now, so that he didn't dare to start, let alone remind Lao Ke that the matter had been revealed, Xiao Ye and Wang Hai hid on the top of the stairs.
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Early the next morning.
"Lao Ke, is this reliable? In case the White Wolf King ......"
"Hey, I said Lao Wang, can you do it? It's not small, why don't you be tender and timid, do you dare me to go with Lao Wu. ”
"It's like, how many dogs can they remember? We don't catch those that are easy to remember and big, so we can pick those inconspicuous rookie dogs. ”
"Lao Wu is right, grandma's dog meat I will be hungry to death, while everyone has not remembered how much, how to knock on the head tonight to try it. Give me a piece of fish, and you'll wait here, and we'll bring the dog back when we're done, and you'll be in charge of slaughtering and cooking it." ”
On the second floor, in the banquet hall where everyone was still eating together for the celebration banquet last night, the conversation between Lao Ke and the three of them last night was playing in the stereo, and the audience was everyone and the dogs.
Ke Guoxin, Lao Wu, and Lao Wang are kneeling on the stage at the moment, accepting everyone's trial.
After the audio, there is also a video, which is the record of Lao Ke's fat and short obscene figure walking out of the fire door and luring the pastoral dog, all of which have been filmed by the surveillance, and are now projected on the LED display on the wall of the banquet hall.
Of course, in fact, some people are very dismissive in their hearts, and even a few people think it's not a big deal, or even have the idea that people want to eat meat. If it weren't for the group of dogs led by the White Wolf King staring viciously at Lao Ke with a bleeding head, it is estimated that someone would have said a few good words to the 'poor' Lao Ke and the three of them.
After the video was played, Xiao Ye walked to the center of the dance and picked up the microphone and said, "Does anyone think it's a bit of a fuss?" Without waiting for someone to answer, he continued: "Do you think it's normal to want to eat some dog meat?" At this time, his tone had become a little angry: "Do you think this person doesn't deserve to die?" Walking to the middle of the three, Lao Ke kicked him hard in the back.
His eyes stared at the bottom of the stage with a fire-breathing gaze, making everyone feel that the other had noticed him, and some people shivered unnaturally to ward off the chill rising in their hearts.
Ke Guoxin was kicked down, his forehead hit the stage, the wound without any bandaging measures was torn, the blood flowed out again, and the mouth trapped by the cloth could only make a 'uh-uh' sound, which was a little miserable.
Finally, someone in the audience couldn't help it: "Captain Xiao, Lao Ke is always his brother, why don't you stop the bleeding for him first, he will die if he continues like this." "The one who spoke was a middle-aged man whose left leg was caught between two splints and was injured.
Wang Hai was afraid that Xiao Ye wouldn't know, so he came behind him and whispered: "His name is Zhou Hui, and he ...... that night" The voice was very small, and the people in the audience saw that his mouth was moving, but they didn't know what to say.
After listening to Wang Hai's words, Xiao Ye nodded and turned to Zhou Hui: "You! Why help him speak? ”
"He is our brother who fights side by side, kills zombies together, and lives together."
Xiao Ye sneered: "That's right, is there any other reason?" ”
"He~he~ saved my life, I think although he is at fault, he is not guilty to death, he shouldn't even bandage his wounds, and let you beat him badly." Zhou Hui guessed that Wang Hai had told Xiao Ye what had happened just now, suppressed his awe of him, puffed up his chest, and retorted not to be outdone.
His 'plea' also touched many people, at least aroused the sympathy of some people who had wanted to eat dog meat.
"Okay, it's not small to have righteousness and courage." Xiao Ye showed his fangs, and his smile became colder: "I'll let you know one thing today." ”
"Old Wu, are you okay? Thought I was really saving that idiot? Let me tell you, I only saved the fool's sister because he was a little bit good-looking. He's going to ask me out to his room for a drink tonight, do I remember the last time we found those pills? When the time comes, first fill their brother and sister unconscious, and then give his sister some medicine, hehehe, I am her brother's life-saving benefactor, what can she do if she knows that I used medicine afterwards? How dare she disobey me? ”
"Wow, let's brothers, you must bring me with you for such a good thing as his sister."
"Don't worry, I've already told him to drink too much tonight, and tomorrow when the two of us finish eating this nourishing fragrant meat, tomorrow night, we'll have a ............"
This recording of the conversation that should have happened after the two walked out of the kitchen was interrupted, but everyone knows what the hell the conversation is behind.
There was an uproar off the field, and the hero and heroine couldn't suppress the shame and anger in their hearts.
"This recording tells you the fact that not everything that is good for you is really good. The good person you see may just be a person with a heart. Xiao Ye shook his head and looked at Zhou Hui and continued, "Do you know how your foot hurts?" ”
Zhou Hui said truthfully: "Then, that day the zombie group attacked the gate, I was in the third row, and there was a coward in the front row who was scared, and knocked me down when he turned around and wanted to escape, and my feet were stepped on a few times in the chaos." ”
Xiao Ye's eyes looked in a certain direction and said, "Who is the coward who escaped, is there any kind of standing up to say it." ”
"I, Li Jun, am not a coward! It's him! At that time, he was standing behind me and reminded me that my pants had fallen off, so as not to affect the fight, he helped me resist for a while, and told me to tidy up after I got to the queue! A very tall, but very thin, fair-skinned young man pointed at Lao Ke and shouted angrily: "I found out afterwards that my belt was cut by someone, it must be him, he cut my belt." ”
His 'your pants are off' made everyone laugh.
"Why didn't you explain it to everyone later?" Xiao Ye raised his hand to stop everyone's laughter and asked.
Li Jun blushed: "Afterwards, he was a hero who saved people, and I was a coward who turned around and ran away, even if I said it, who would believe it?" ”
Xiao Ye nodded approvingly: "Anyway, I believe it, so everyone now knows the true face of this scumbag?" ”
As soon as this remark came out, it aroused everyone's dissatisfaction and abuse of Lao Ke, if Xiao Ye was still standing next to him, it is estimated that many people would take off their shoes and smash him.
Xiao Ye smiled coldly, just waiting for everyone to vent this wave, they will say the final verdict on this shit-stirring stick and scum.
(End of chapter)