Chapter 123: Squeeze in a bunch
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When I heard this, I thought to myself, why is this like a group of sows lining up and falling into a ditch, and they are sent to death one after another?
Principal Qu looked worried and asked, "Tell me, what can I do?" Boy, look at this thing in our school, what's wrong? ”
"Don't worry."
I saw that Principal Qu's white beard shook anxiously, and hurriedly said: "You can kill four or five people in a row in a short period of time, and hurt so many people, generally you do it with your hands and feet in feng shui, and use the cooperation of feng shui and magic to drive away ghosts and monsters." So, I'll go to school with you? ”
After all, specific problems should be analyzed in detail, and they should not be talked about on paper.
"Good, good."
Principal Qu had this intention and hurriedly stood up.
Jiang Meiyue was already taking out her mobile phone to make a tick, and said while scratching back: "It's all my brother's fault, let's go and drive the car away." Now I don't even have a full-time driver when I go out, and I still sit in someone else's car, and people are not used to it......"
As he was talking, there was a noise at the door.
A few aunts wearing flowery bloomers and wide-brimmed hats stuck out their heads and came in: "Excuse me, isn't this Yipinge, are we looking for Master Lu, is he there?" ”
When Principal Qu heard this, he quipped, "Your reputation is far and wide, so many people come here."
I waved my hand and said I was.
"Oops!"
One of the aunts said: "I heard that Master Lu is very capable, but I didn't expect him to be such a handsome young man!" ”
As soon as I heard them call Master Lu, I knew that they were introduced by Yan Changsheng.
Sure enough, the next thing they opened their mouths was to say: "We are prosperous in his hometown, and now we have encountered some evil things, and I want to invite Master Lu to come over and have a look." ”
Damn, things are all in a heap.
The first two days were idle, but now that there are so many comes, you can't divide it into half to go out to do things, right? I can't be like an earthworm, split into several sections and grow into several earthworms.
"How ....."
Principal Qu was in a hurry, as if he wanted to say that I came first, but he didn't speak well to the aunts who were eyeing him, so he quarreled accurately. The aunts are nothing, he is a scholar, and he is insulting.
I could only watch as I was pulled by the aunts.
One of the aunts: "Listen to me, listen to me, our little six sons, ....... yesterday"
"Hey, why are you like this, Mother Liuzi,"
Another aunt hurriedly grabbed the white: "When I came, I said it first, there is always one who comes first and then comes, right?" Listen to me, my head of the house went out on New Year's Eve......."
"Shut up!"
An aunt with a huge voice also took out a small horn that usually sells fruits in fruit carts: "Don't grab anyone, who can say that I am a big speaker, I will let her say it first!" ”
The aunts didn't expect that this scheming actually brought a tweeter.
Who can raise their voice higher than a loudspeaker?
Listen to her: "Master, our little grandson, go out to the pigsty the night before yesterday to relieve yourself..... When he saw something glowing outside, he chased after him, and when he came back, he fell to the ground unconscious, and he didn't react when he called him, only rolling his eyes vigorously. The doctor couldn't help it, and some old people said that it was a loss of soul. We just thought you're coming. ”
"Yes, yes, yes!!"
When the other aunts heard this, they echoed one after another: "It's the same situation in our family, people have no souls, and they are all lying in bed!" Woo woo, I'm so worried they'll die....."
When I heard this, I glanced at the aunts.
Between their faces, some brothers are white, some parents are white, and some children are white. This whiteness is like freshly burned charcoal, and the white layer on the face that comes out of the fire.
What does it mean?
What does it mean, it shows that not only is the fact that someone in the family lost their souls, but they also have a common characteristic, that is, at the same time, someone in the family died, some were parents, some were brothers, and some were children.
He asked them, "Have you just experienced a funeral in every family recently?" ”
When they heard this, they nodded, and their expressions were sad.
The woman with the tweeter still put down the horn and said in a low voice: "Recently, the village contracted a project, and there were people in the family, but who knew that there was an accident, and everyone was gone." ”
I said, "So, if someone in your family loses their soul, is it related to the death of someone in your family?" I see that your physiognomy and the threads of losing souls all coincide on the lines of the deceased, which shows that their souls are inseparable from the deceased. ”
"Hmm."
The aunts all nodded: "People all went out at night and lost their souls, and the places where they were found were next to the graves of the people they had just died." ”
"That's right."
I moved a chair for the aunts and said, "They should be frightened in the new grave, it's not a big deal, just take a soul." ”
"So what are you waiting for?"
The aunts' butts that had just been attached to the chair left again: "Master, hurry up and come with us!" ”
"Young man!"
Principal Qu was afraid that I would really leave, so he hurriedly grabbed me: "I ..............."
I understand what Principal Qu meant, he came first.
Moreover, the matter of Principal Qu has a sense of urgency. Compared with the aunts, the matter of collecting souls is much easier. Anyone with a little ability can do it.
As soon as Jiang Meiyue saw that I couldn't be separated, she volunteered: "In this way, I'll go to collect souls." Shang Lu, you and the principal went to see the school, after all, human lives are at stake. ”
"What are you talking about, little girl."
One of the aunts was unhappy: "It's not human life that we lost our souls?" Besides, you little girl, can you do it? Have you ever learned? ”
"I didn't learn?"
Jiang Meiyue was despised for the first time, Danfeng's eyes were dark and heavy, and she hugged her shoulders: "My father is Master Jiangcheng Lu, who was famous back then, haven't you heard of it?" ”
Master Jiang Chenglu?
What the heck? Shouldn't Jiang Meiyue's father be surnamed Jiang? Whether it's the second uncle or his biological father, should they be surnamed Jianglai? What's going on? She has a third dad?
Also, why is Master Lu again?
When the aunts heard this, they all showed a thoughtful expression.
The aunt with the tweeter spoke again: "Oops! I know, when I was young, Master Jiang Chenglu also showed things to our family. Well, if you take a closer look, this Nizi's eyebrows and eyes are similar to Master Lu's. ”
Another aunt also seemed to remember something: "Yes, yes, yes! Master Lu also went on a metaphysics show back then, when we were young, but he was a fan sister! ”
Well, from Jiang Meiyue's shocking appearance, you can also imagine her father's demeanor back then.
The aunts who were still skeptical about Jiang Meiyue just now shook their bloomers excitedly, and asked Jiang Meiyue if she was free to help them get a Master Lu autograph?
The level of fanaticism is like chasing stars.
Jiang Meiyue naturally led a team of aunts to their village to collect the souls of their families.
When I left, she also pulled me aside and screwed me hard: "You give me honesty, I don't dare to hook up with a girl anymore, I'm not done with you when I come back." ”
"Got it, got it!"
I pushed her out: "Why are you so wordy." Besides, if you don't let me know my sister, what should I do if I become a 10,000-year-old bachelor in the future? ”
"Less nonsense!"
Jiang Meiyue was super fierce: "What do you know, I'm afraid that you will meet Zhong again...... That kind of little goblin, sold you, and you still helped people count the money. I don't care, I'm going to find out when I come back that you hooked up with a girl, see if I don't screw your ears off...... Besides...."
"Say anything more?"
I saw her voice getting quieter and quieter, like a mosquito: "You be louder! Otherwise, I'll be gone! ”
Jiang Meiyue pushed me out: "Let's go, let's go!" I'm gone too. ”
turned around, but whispered: "With me, how can I make you single for the rest of your life?" ”
Although the voice is small, my hearing has become sharper since I was angry, and when I heard her words, I thought to myself. My sister is still going to arrange an arranged marriage for me?
"Xiao Luzi? Xiao Luzi!? ”
Principal Qu's hand shook in front of my eyes: "What do you want?" ”
Xiao Luzi?
Get! Principal Qu heard the aunts call me Master Lu, and directly took me a little Luzi? Cordial is cordial, just listen to it, a bit like a eunuch.
"Uh-huh, I'm listening."
I hurriedly packed some things to bring with me when I went out to see things, put them on my back, and asked, "Principal, where is your school?" Let's take a taxi. ”
"No,"
President Qu waved his hand: "It's very close, Beicheng University, just turn two streets!" ”
........
Damn, why is the name Qu Fangping so familiar?
This name is exactly the same as the signature of the president on my admission letter from Beicheng University!