Chapter 100 The Yin Soldiers are in charge, the red envelopes are sent, happy holidays
"What do you think it will be?" I said nervously.
Mrs. Huo squinted her eyes and said: "I have also seen a lot of this kind of ghost and yin marriage, usually when you meet a kinder person, you will be given some gold, silver and jewelry, funeral artifacts, and by the way, you can also bless your descendants to be promoted and rich, and you will receive both blessings, but if you meet someone who does evil, it is not easy to say, what kind of human skull, dead cat or dead dog, or directly kill you without saying a word, it may not be." ”
My face turned blue when I listened, and I said to Mrs. Huo: "Are you here to scare me or help me, why do you get more and more panicked the more you listen." ”
Mrs. Huo said in a deep voice: "The main thing is that this Princess Wushan is too big, no one can figure out what she is thinking, and you have such a deep relationship with her, once a woman is in love, her perseverance and determination are unimaginable to ordinary people, not to mention a woman who has been waiting for you in the dark for a thousand years, this kind of thought, who can guess it." ”
I sighed and really didn't know how to answer, my eyes swept around, and I found that Grandpa Ghost and Lao Hei were not here, so I asked Mrs. Huo where they went.
Mrs. Huo said lightly: "They still have something to prepare for tonight, you can wait with peace of mind." ”
I rubbed my head, and said in my heart that it would be better to go to a welcome party in the evening and come back, which is like not terrible to die, but what is terrible is that I am not dead now, but someone told you to cut off your head at 2:15 tomorrow afternoon, and the taste of waiting for death is the most uncomfortable.
"Since Mrs. Huo is here, there must be a way, so you don't have to worry about it." Sister Yu said on the side.
I answered, trying not to think about these things for a while, turned my head to look at Mrs. Huo and said, "Grandma Huo, you said before that you used the King of Herbs to save the life of the Eighth Master, how did you get the King of Herbs?" ”
Mrs. Huo glanced at me lightly and then said: "Yu'er has already told me about Changbai Mountain, I haven't been in the dry rice bowl kind of place, I was just lucky at the time, I didn't go to the hinterland and found a wild eight-armed Nezha sea cucumber, although it was just formed, but it was enough, at that time, the treasure was a coffin beast that became the climate, so I lost a lot of manpower, and I almost threw my life there." ”
Although I was a little shocked when I heard this, I still said solemnly: "No matter what, I will definitely get the King of Herbs to come back and heal Sister Yu's injury." ”
Sister Yu moved her lips as if she wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Mrs. Huo: "Actually, I didn't agree with you to take this risk at first, after all, you have a special identity now, and without your basket, you will have less backbone, but judging from your performance during this time, although the level is not very good, you are blessed, and you can always get out of danger and turn danger into a disaster, the most important thing in our line of work is this, no matter how superb the means are, there will be a day when you miss, but this kind of thing is blessed, but no matter how you practice, you can't practice it." ”
"Just ......"
Mrs. Huo changed her words and said: "You have been in the limelight too much recently, and there are countless pairs of eyes staring at your every move, and you want to step on the northern boundary so blatantly, I am afraid that before you get to the place, you will already be in a different place." ”
"Then what should we do, if they can step on the boundary, we can't go to their side to hold the treasure?" I don't have a good airway.
Mrs. Huo shook her head and said: "They are all cats and dogs who step on the boundary, and if they die, they will die, you are different, and now is not the time to openly turn their faces, you have to think of a way to achieve both, not only to let you expose your identity, but also to swagger to step on the boundary, and then hold back their big treasure, which is much more comfortable than slapping your face in the face." ”
I looked at Mrs. Huo's confident appearance, my heart moved, and I couldn't help asking, "Do you have a way to do this?" ”
Mrs. Huo smiled and didn't speak, and the three of them stayed in the house until the evening, only to see an old pickup truck parked at the door, and it was the ghost grandfather who got out of the car first, and then Lao Hei.
After entering the house, Lao Hei ran directly to Sister Yu's lap, making a comfortable guttural sound of "grunt" in his mouth, and rubbing his head around, obviously missing him deeply.
I watched from the sidelines with a puffed mouth, and said in my heart that Lao Tzu fed you food and drank Lazar every day, and I didn't see you do this to me, and sure enough, cats are creatures that are not familiar with them.
Then he looked out the door, looked at the pickup and asked the ghost grandfather, "Ghost grandpa, what is in the car?" ”
"Paper Man."
As soon as Grandpa Ghost said this, he pulled the door of the car, and saw rows of ghostly paper figures standing in the shadows of the carriage with hideous faces, and then beckoned me to say, "Come and help." ”
I was stunned for a moment and quickly ran out, and saw that my grandfather was already standing in the carriage, holding paper figures and handing them to me.
While carefully placing the paper figures on the ground, while looking at their hideous faces, I felt that it was not the same as the paper figures I usually saw, and the expressions on the faces of ordinary paper figures were particularly exaggerated, just like the strange people I saw in Longquanzhuang, with a strange smile on their faces, looking indescribably weird.
However, the faces of these paper figures are painted as if they are suffering great pain, their facial features are distorted together, and even the movements of their hands are pierced as if they are dying and struggling, vividly, just like holding a group of dying people.
There were a lot of paper people in the car, I counted while hugging them, a total of 40 whole, and after putting them on the ground, the ghost grandfather jumped out of the car, and put them in a row at the door one by one, and the rest were carried into the house, standing left and right, like a group of Yin soldiers who surrounded the entire immortal life.
At this time, the sky has completely darkened, and occasionally a few passers-by fled in fright when they saw the scene at the door of the store, and when the hour hand pointed to 11 o'clock, Grandpa Ghost took two red lanterns from the car, and after lighting them with fire, one was hung in front of the door, and the other stood beside Mrs. Huo in his hand.
At this time, Mrs. Huo got up and took out a set of paper man's clothes from behind her, handed it to me and said, "Put it on." ”
I didn't understand it, but I did it, and when I put it on, I realized that it was the same as the other paper figures in the room, and then I squeezed into the middle of the paper figures and stood as she commanded.
"For a while, no matter what happens and what you see, don't move or speak, although these Yin soldiers I borrowed are all good hands, but they may not be enough to see, now I can only pray that tonight can use this trick to deceive first."
Mrs. Huo turned off the lights in the house, and then sat in the middle of the main hall with Sister Yu, and the ghost grandfather carried a red lantern to set off the whole room in crimson, plus a room of paper people standing on both sides, Changsheng instantly turned into a netherworld underworld.
I stood among the paper figures, listening to the second hand turning a little bit, I didn't dare to take a breath, I turned my eyes to glance at the paper figures on both sides, and said silently in my heart: "Brothers, whether you can do it tonight depends on you, after the matter is completed, I will definitely burn you money, burn cars, burn beauties, but you must hold on!" ”
When the hour hand pointed to twelve o'clock, in the silent air, there was a sudden sound of gongs and drums, and it was getting closer and closer, until Changsheng stopped at the gate, and heard someone at the door shouting angrily: "Private land, ghosts are not allowed to enter!" ”
I was a little stunned when I heard this voice, and my eyes unconsciously fell on Mrs. Huo's body, does she really have the ability to invite Yin soldiers to guard her own door?
At this time, the music outside the door also quieted down, and then another voice came: "My princess has an appointment with the concubine, today is a good day for the dowry, what are you, dare to stop me Wu Shanfeng, get out of the way quickly, otherwise your soul will be annihilated!" ”
Before the words fell, I heard the crisp sound of the sword coming out of the sheath, and then the battle entered my ears, I couldn't help but shudder, I have seen the strength of Princess Wushan's subordinates, and I was secretly worried that these Yin soldiers made of paper people were not their opponents.
In the process of my thinking, the chaotic noise was fleeting, and I didn't know who would win or lose, and at this time, I heard the door "bang" from the outside, and a huge body stepped in, and then stood on the body, and swept his eyes around and said: "Don't hide, Master Horse, the end will be lifed, if you don't deliver this dowry today, you will never leave." ”
I listened to a stirring spirit all over my body, and felt that this voice was very familiar, and at this time, the paper man who had been standing beside him suddenly turned into a forest yin soldier, and stepped forward with a knife, and surrounded me tightly with Mrs. Huo and Sister Yu, but it was such a misunderstanding, and my head buzzed when I saw the person who spoke clearly.
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