Chapter 24: The Smell of Vinegar
This celestial man on the Tianshan Mountains teaches in the middle of the month at the beginning of the month, and then sleeps for eight to ten days. When he wakes up, he will bathe and change his clothes in the mountain spring, and there will be no rules to follow in the future schedule~
However, he will not be in the mountains for a day, and this day is also irregular.
The Heavenly Monarch wrote down the words of the Ming Division, and on the day before yesterday, the Taishang Gong had already gone out, and today was inevitable.
Isn't this a regular practice?
And yet—
"The sin of the minister deserves death!"
"It's probably because of the bad luck of this gentleman, and it has nothing to do with you. Get up. ”
Taishang Gong is not in the mountains, probably there is something he needs to deal with in a hurry.
"It doesn't matter, if you come, you will be safe. The scenery here is infinitely good, and there will be nothing to do tomorrow, so it is better to live a day in the world. Maybe we're waiting here, and the old man will come back. Although I didn't see the celestial people, but the heavenly monarch was in a good mood, the jade fan beat the palm, smelling the distant mountain waterfall sprinkled with water vapor to refresh people's hearts, the rainbow in the mountains, and the fragrance of osmanthus was strong.
"However, tomorrow will not be the day...... ...... Gan Zhengna"
"Akiji Akaji. Today, we don't ask about the government, but only about Liuhua. ”
In the Heavenly Palace, the Heavenly Monarch had been depressed for several days. The chores under his hand are the most troublesome for Ganzheng.
Tianjun mentioned slightly: "Benjun recently heard a beautiful thing, the son of Beihengjun was naughty at night and pulled out the immortal tree Feihua of the head of the Qilin Luo Shen family. Beihengjun came to the door three times with a son to ask for guilt, but Luo Shen not only blamed, but the third time Beiheng came to the door, she also made Feihua into an ornament and gave it to Beihengjun. She doesn't care about her past suspicions, so she understands the righteousness. How nice it would be if everyone was like her. ”
"Gan Zheng is occasionally confused, and Benjun is not happy to get it. His family ugly Benjun is also not willing to mention it. ”
"If something has passed, let him pass."
What Luo Shen did is indeed a good thing. Fulfilling others also enhances one's own reputation.
But if you want to talk about family ugliness, Gan Zheng's face has already been lost in Lingxiao Palace. As for the family ugliness that Tianjun said, it is not his party friends who committed crimes...... Huh?
Now those who are attached to Gan Zheng hate each other and have fallen apart, and the Heavenly Monarch has sat idly by. It was the biggest blow to them.
"Huh? Isn't there still a lot of hermits in this mountain? Tianjun flew down, and regardless of whether Ming Ming understood it or not, he directly hung people here.
The waterfall has a thousand feet, and no matter how powerful the eyes of the Heavenly Monarch are, the figures in the waterfall may not be able to see clearly. Maybe it's still a stubborn stone, stubborn, standing in it.
But who would have thought that there was really a stubborn stone in this waterfall called Saijiu!
"He? Hum! Tianjun suddenly became angry, and took three steps and two steps over.
However, when he came to him, he didn't say anything, and he didn't know what he was displeased with.
In short, Diao Min!
It was obvious that he came to provoke himself first, but now he is hiding on the sidelines!
That's it! Isn't it better if this kind of person doesn't come to provoke himself!
"Jiu'er."
The Heavenly Monarch took a step at his feet, and when he turned around, the Sacrifice Nine was getting up, jumping up, and landing in front of the Heavenly Monarch. The water splashed a few drops on his face, and he was hugged by this guy's hand, and he suddenly got wet.
The next moment, this guy buried his head in his chest and rubbed his head, and played a scoundrel again.
"Jiu'er, I miss you."
"Let go of Benjun! I didn't miss you! ”
Sacrificial Jiu muttered: "Jiu'er is awkward again." The day before yesterday, I was still in the Qiongxiao Palace, and I sighed that I was missing for no reason, and I didn't come to look for you. Yesterday, I missed my guy in Huaishan in the Xixiang realm, and today I will be duplicitous and ignore it. ”
"You! You come to my palace ......" Tianjun listened, and a shallow layer of blush moistened his face, "Benjun asked you, what happened to the people under Gan Zheng's hand was caused by you?" ”
"Jiu'er is still satisfied?"
Tianjun said seriously: "Benjun just wants to say that the reason why Benjun mentioned you is just to want an answer." ”
Sai Jiu looked at him: "Jiu'er is different from what he looks like he is again, he obviously guessed that I did it, and what answer do I want." I miss me clearly. ”
"You!"
"Otherwise, in the past, how could Jiu'er allow me to pester you for so long?" Sai Jiu looked at the red and bright cinnabar in the corners of Tianjun's eyes, and said teasing without concealment.
In this way, Tianjun noticed that he was being sacrificed nine times, and the two of them had ambiguous postures and clear partners.
Tianjun pushed the person away and coughed twice: "Benjun just forgot." There are no second thoughts about you, you don't want to get me wrong. ”
"Yes, yes, Jiu'er has always been dedicated to me, and I am equally ...... to Jiu'er" A witty saying, in the past, sacrificing Jiu was definitely an export, but today it is silent.
Seeing that he lost his mind, the Heavenly Monarch didn't pay attention.
He's the kind of guy who doesn't stick it himself.
"This gentleman has something to ask you, where did the prince go today? DID YOU KNOW? You...... Is it really his apprentice? ”
If so, the temperament of Sai Jiu is far from that of Taishang Gong, and his behavior is incredible.
"Sort of, I'll come back every month to hear about it. If it hadn't been for the old man who saved me last time, most of the time I would have died. ”
"You! He insulted his teacher! Ignoring family morality is really hateful! ”
"Hiss~ Jiu'er, you're angry."
"Isn't it like!" Tianjun carried his hands on his back, and added three points of qi to his back.
"You really should be angry."
Well?
Tianjun didn't hear what he should have heard in the past, and looked at the sacrifice of the nine, how could it be a melancholy image, very different from the past.
I don't know what happened in the past ten days.
"Ben-kun asked you a question, and you haven't answered Ben-kun." In his heart, this guy looks like he has done something wrong. Isn't it the fox spirit of the demon mountain that has abducted again!
"Jiu'er is asking where Taishang Gong went."
“…… Be. ”
"It should be Run-in Mountain. Reincarnated Huaxu. ”
"Reincarnate Huaxu!" There are two gods on the run-in mountain, the peerless Bai Xi does not kill, and the cold Teng snake is not benevolent.
One white and one green, one female and one male.
Compared with their phoenixes, this white has the peerless appearance of Nuwa, and the green has a cold and glamorous appearance.
"Have you been to the reincarnation of Huaxu? But which god is in my heart? ”
Jiu'er's words were very vinegary. also responded to what Jiu'er said that he disregarded the morality of the family and deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors. ”
"You!"
"Jiu'er. It was you who asked me where the prince had gone, and I told the truth. ”
...... "Oh, I asked that myself." Tianjun just remembered.
"Taishang Gong has two days a month to go to the reincarnation Huaxu to teach, and there is one of his students. I stole it once, and I happened to see that I like red clothes as much as you do. It's just that Bai Xi's god is really powerful, and she found that it was easy to fight. ”
"Students?" What kind of person can invite this prince to come to teach in person. I guess there's some reason for that. It's really enviable to sound like.
Suddenly, Sai Jiu came over again: "Jiu'er, shouldn't you care about me being beaten by a good beating?" You see, I'm ...... here."
"How?" Tianjun gave a face-saving glance. I saw that the sacrifice nine straightened up the pectoral muscles, arched the eight-pack abdominal muscles, and added the biceps brachii of the right arm. "But he's still strong!"
“……”
Tianjun remembers that he has compared, and he has never seen a person who is more shameless than Sacrifice Nine in heaven and earth.
"Hmph~" Tianjun laughed contemptuously.
"Tut-tut~ Jiu'er is so disgusted, it's possible that Jiu'er is stronger than me. It's not like that. ”
"What do you want to say?"
"It's better to ...... Take off your clothes, how about we compare? "Sacrifice ninety-one adulterous appearance.
"Hmph~" Tianjun is still indifferent.
What kind of figure is he, I'm afraid that he was seen clearly by the sacrifice nine that day. Show some chastity and feed the dogs.
Seeing that Sai Jiu's clothes were at his feet, he hooked one foot and threw it directly on Sai Jiu.
"Tsk, Jiu'er's leg skills are good. It's tough! It's a good move! ”
"Then practice another day!"
Sai Jiu's heart suddenly moved, and he looked like a pug: "Jiu'er can be counted as a talk?" ”
"What's that?"
"Another day?"
"What's the matter!"
The phoenix is stubborn, even if he knows that he is not the opponent of the other party, he will never admit it!
How do you know that the sacrifice of nine flowers and intestines, the so-called move master inherits two rabbit essences. I didn't know that I had sold myself.
"What's that?" Tianjun sucked it empty-handed, picked up the wooden dagger that fell from the clothes of the sacrifice nine, the texture is natural, the pattern is good, but it is a pity that the wooden dagger cannot hurt people, it can only be used to watch.
Engraved on the hilt of the knife is a word: Li.
"Lai?" The word, like a name?
"Jiu'er, dagger...... Give it back. ”
Tianjun turned over and over, and did not respond to him: "This Li character is the name of the person who was cut off by you." Is this his dagger? ”
Sai Jiu suddenly lost his mind and wandered out of the world.
That night, the bow wind gradually appeared, and although the Heavenly Monarch said that he would let him go, he caught this man in order to find out the truth.
Who is the Li that the bow wind is talking about? Why did you carry a wooden dagger with you? What is this uncomfortable feeling in my heart?
And also...... After that, he found himself afraid to see him, so he made trouble for Nagan and came here to take refuge.
That day, he pretended to sleep with Tianjun in his arms, and he was reluctant to give up, but he was angry when he saw him...... I still didn't dare to catch up.
He shouldn't have such a heart when he sacrificed nine.
"If you like it, I'll give it to you."
"Send me? Hmph~"The person who looks very similar to him was stripped of his heart by him. Give his stuff to himself! Tianjun rolled his eyes and glanced at him, "You are generous." ”
Sacrifice Jiufu pasted it again: "Jiu'er said vinegar again." ”
"Who talked to you about vinegar! Whoever you are jealous with will not be jealous for you. With that, he shoved the wooden dagger into Saijiu's arms. He used some force, and he made a staggered step. Who would have thought that with a plop, Sai Jiu fell into the river. There was quite a splash.
The Heavenly Monarch stood in place, squinting at the place where the Nine Sacrifices in the water had fallen, and looked at the embarrassed appearance. However, there was no response. The guy fell into the water and never came out.
"You're going to be a water turtle, and you plan to nest down there for the rest of your life!"
There was no movement.
Tianjun didn't believe that he could still ask for the life of the sacrifice nine with this not light and heavy push, and this guy was hiding from himself.
The good mood of coming here was ruined by this guy!
No, you have to settle accounts!
The Heavenly Monarch jumped into the water and dragged the sacrifice nine from under the water. Before he could ask why this guy had been hiding from him for so long, at that moment, Sai Jiu suddenly returned to his soul.
At that moment, Sai Jiu grabbed the body of the Heavenly Monarch and attached himself to press the Heavenly Monarch into the water.
Tianjun was caught off guard, and before he had time to breathe, his lungs were depressed for a while. Suddenly, Sacrifice Nine pressed a kiss, and the Heavenly Monarch responded to him in a breath.
Is it a last resort? And after floating out of the water, it kept lingering.
Wanting, Sai Jiu eagerly untied the belt of the Heavenly Monarch's clothes, and pressed the person lightly on the huge pebbles.
The wet clothes stuck to the body, and the already cool river water stirred up the placket.
The Heavenly Monarch didn't notice that his brocade robe had gone with the flow, and the white undershirt was still quietly fading between the groping palms of the sacrificial nine.
The next moment, Sai Jiu pulled out the golden hairpin on the top of the Heavenly Monarch's head, and the moment the long ink hair was scattered on the Heavenly Monarch's shoulders, Sai Jiu lost his mind again.
Black?
Are you okay? My name is Jiuli, Jiuli of Jiulidu.
"I ...... I miss you so much. "Jiuli...... Black!
"What? Uh~Ah! What are you doing? You! ”
It was in the confusion that the sacrificial nine rushed to wake up the Heavenly Monarch. He was overwhelmed, unstoppable, and hard to refuse.
It should be impossible to stop Sai Jiu's claim for himself at all.
If it weren't for the coolness under this water, with the physique of sacrificial nine, the Heavenly Monarch who had just known the taste of human affection would definitely not be able to bear it.
However, this first acquaintance, the sacrifice nine should be renamed for a long time!