Ye Xiaomo tried his best to comfort him beside him: "Mu Mu is a demon, a demon, she probably doesn't have the mind of a human girl." ”

"That's not going to work either." Tianqi said solemnly, "If you want to see it, you can only look at me." ”

Jinnyima is shameless.

"If you don't like it, then I'm going to go, just stand here and wait?" Bai Mu saw Tianqi insisting so much, and decided that he couldn't make Tianqi sad just to see little JJ. Anyway, it's all elephant heads, and there's nothing to see.

This game came too suddenly, so many people were caught off guard, and after reacting, some girls who usually pretend to be shy ran to the official website to complain, saying that the game is a thing that hinders weathering. The official said very politely that it was the NPC's own behavior and had nothing to do with us. And, it's good that you don't go to see it. And then many people below follow the post and say what to pretend, maybe they can't leave it every night, because they are afraid of being discovered and dare not look at it, and they can't see others to see it!

The girls who called for complaints slipped away, and only they knew if they went to see it or not.

Tianqi, who originally thought that he would be fine if he stood behind, completely stormed out when an electronic light screen appeared in the air behind the ten players standing behind the flower wall. There are ten elephant heads clearly arranged on the screen, and some of the ears are painted on them, which are the products that were temporarily put on the shelves of the system mall according to this competition a few minutes ago, and the advertising slogan is played.

"Like making your elephant ears look different? Please use the egg brand colorant! ”

There are also a variety of strangely shaped rings that can be worn over the trunk of an elephant.

"Mu Mu, let's stop watching, let's go!" Tianqi hugged Bai Mu and walked out, and threw a sentence to Ye Xiaomo: "Tell the fat man, if you win the game, I will tell him how to open the jade slip." ”

Ye Xiaomo raised his hand and saluted! said that it was received, and then pulled the American control to the front. Since Bai Mu was driven away by Tianqi, the following is Ye Xiaomo's perspective to describe the game process.

The first round left a player with a Mickey hat on an elephant's trunk, who stuck his head out of the flower wall and waved proudly to everyone, presumably next to his friend, constantly looking for angles to take screenshots.

Each round is left with the longest or thickest one, and after ten rounds, the ten people left behind compete again, and the winner is considered to enter the final. The fat man is in the thirtieth round of the competition, and Ye Xiaomo has already poked him privately with Tianqi's words, that guy is like a chicken blood, and he swears to castrate himself if he doesn't take the first place!

But this thing really has nothing to do with luck, even though the fat boy has always thought that his elephant is talented, but every elephant that finally enters the final is tall and thick. There was a skinny and chicken-like kid, and the elephant looked like a mammoth, and the fat man wondered if he had taken hormones to excite elephants.

"Come on, fatty! Kill the elephant and you're a panda! Ye Xiaomo excitedly waved the flag next to him, his eyes were faintly red, and he probably had seen too many proboscis elephants. The United States control can't pull her, and the female players around her are either sneaky, or cover their faces with shame, how can they be as bold as her, and discuss with a few male players around her from time to time, regardless of the panic on people's faces.

Chang'e began to check, and the biggest and thickest one was the champion! The fat man was in a hurry, and the little chicken boy next to him looked at him with a smug face, and shook his elephant trunk. The fat man scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and suddenly saw Chang'e coming over, and he had an instant idea. A small piece of an island country began to play in his mind, and Ye Xiaomo stood in front of him, just watching the fat man's originally soft elephant trunk begin to erect at a very fast speed, and in a blink of an eye, it was raised high, and he kept nodding.

Hiss...... The female players around them all took a breath and tightened their legs in unison. Meikong covered his face and squatted on the ground, only Ye Xiaomo shouted and jumped.

"Fat man, good job! And then the fantasy. The male players were speechless, this is actually a man in a woman's skin...... I heard the female man say endlessly: "Under special circumstances, I allow you to treat me as an object of fantasy!" ”

The consequences of this sentence were very terrifying, the fat man's face darkened, and he didn't know what picture flashed in his mind, and the proboscis elephant instantly softened, and he hung his head weakly and floated in the wind.

……

"The winner is this one!" Chang'e happened to walk up to the fat man, glanced at him, and waved at the proboscis elephant of the little chicken boy next to her, and a wreath was hung on the proboscis elephant. The little chicken boy rushed out from behind the flower wall, didn't lift his pants, and just fanned and fanned to accept everyone's congratulations.

The fat man walked up to Ye Xiaomo in frustration, and was about to scold her angrily, when he saw Ye Xiaomo staring at him with a cold face and a smile.

"You...... What's wrong......"

The ID on Ye Xiaomo's head turned red, and she turned on the slaughter mode: "Nima's, you dead fat man, the old lady is going to kill you!" ”

"Ah......" The fat man fled in panic, but the people around him were attacked by Ye Xiaomo, and it automatically turned into defense mode.

"Damn, that bastard Nima poisoned me?"

"Nima, who stabbed me?"

Soon, it became a scuffle, and I didn't know who was fighting whom, anyway, I attacked when I saw someone. Later, I don't know which neurotic bought a bomb from the mall and threw it out, and there were corpses everywhere after a loud bang. Everyone scolded and went back to the underworld to resurrect, but the culprit Ye Xiaomo sat comfortably on the grass, and the fat man was pinching her shoulders while asking diligently.

"Queen, how is this strength? Comfortable! ”

Ye Xiaomo ignored him, looked at Bai Mu who was smiling and fell into Tianqi's arms, and said, "You just tell Aunt Bai that this fat pig will never be able to break Yu Jian, so don't worry about him in the future." ”

The fat man wanted to speak, but Ye Xiaomo flew over with an eye knife, and he immediately coaxed, and Da Mo Guyan joked with a smile: "I knew it was so interesting, so I stayed and watched the excitement." He asked Tianqi, "So what now?" ”

"Fatty, you are responsible for contacting the player, the cold osmanthus is useless to him, let him make a price." Tianqi's face was still not good-looking, and he was angry about the game just now, thinking that he would definitely beat up the person who designed chaos when he had the opportunity.

Emperor Donghua, who was far away in the fairy world, was lying in his peach blossom forest, playing with the purple gold and white jade glass cup in his hand, and said to Tai Bai Xing, who was looking at him helplessly, with a comfortable face: "Oh, what are you worried about!" The family is not worried, what are you anxious about. ”

"Lord Tian has been missing, and the White Lady has never let the demon clan look for it, I always feel that something is wrong." Tai Bai Xing felt that he must be a good employee of the fairy world, all the people's farts were immersed in the game, and he was the only one who worried about this and that every day. Helplessly, the emperor is unreliable, and every time he can't say two words, he will crook the building to the edge.

"It's too white!" Emperor Donghua looked worried, "I think you should go on a blind date to see if there is a suitable wife or something?" ”

Tai Bai Xing's mouth was crooked, and Donghua patted him on the shoulder, "Xian Tiao is allowed to marry at will in the morning, Benjun thinks that you have been lonely for too long, you look at Erlang God, and you hook up with the Nine Heavens Xuannu...... No, after falling in love, the whole person has become much sunnier, and even the hair of the roaring dog is shiny and supple and like a hair mask. He thought for a moment, "Why don't I introduce you to one?" Hey, why are you going? I haven't finished talking yet......"

What was left for him was the stumbling back of Tai Platinum Star.

The smile on the corner of his mouth slowly faded, and Emperor Donghua's beautiful eyes swept over the Sendai building shrouded in the sunset in the distance, and the voice was so small that it could not be heard from his mouth.

"I also want to know, how could that guy leave Xiaobai's mother and daughter alone, in the end...... What's wrong with him......"

I don't know how the fat man discussed it with the little chicken player, and finally exchanged the cold osmanthus with a piece of red lotus stone. Some of the sensitive people in the game deduce that they must be doing some hidden mission again. When Ambilight went online, he was heartbroken, and kept telling the fat man, why didn't he catch up? Otherwise, the first must be his, the angry fat man pulled him and the two of them took off their pants and had another friendly match in private.

Fengyun still came to ask for a special trip, and Da Mo Guyan simply suggested going to the world to let everyone know about this task, anyway, there is not only one Tianqi who wants to get married. Maybe someone else has the materials they need. So Tianqi sent the three materials that were still needed to the world, and at the end he added a sentence that if this task is not completed, everyone will never want to get married, so that the players who have just made trouble on the world channel will immediately shut up.

What are you kidding, a lot of women are staring at it, they want to get married and want to go crazy, who dares to offend a woman who hates to marry? For a while, the whole server seemed to have reached a certain consensus, and everyone was providing clues and convenience for Tianqi and Bai Mu's mission. Not to mention, I really received a useful message.

"You're a gamer?" Several people surround a ...... Tanuki. ”

This red and white little civet cat came to knock on the door of their home early in the morning, and the United States was just online, and she thought it was someone's pet, so she let it in, and as a result, the identification technique was thrown over and found that it was a player, so she quickly called Tianqi Bai Mu and Ye Xiaomo, who spent the night online. When the three of them came to the yard, they saw the fat man hanging in the air with the tail of the tanuki, and the tanuki waved its short claws to scratch him to death.

Da Mo Guyan walked in from the door with a paper bag: "Oh, it's all up, just right!" Come, have breakfast. ”

After eating and drinking, everyone began to study the tanuki delivered to the door.

"Could it be like me, being deceived by NPCs?" Mei Kong thinks that since he can be locked up in a map by NPCs and can't get out, it is not strange to be turned into a tanuki by NPCs.

"You're cute, you're a girl, aren't you?" Bai Mu praised it, and the little civet cat instantly felt a cold gaze at her, she shuddered, and leaned towards the lonely feet of the desert.

Tianqi said lightly: "It should be an NPC who did it, she even turned the ID on her head into a tanuki, if you don't use identification, you can't find out that she is a player." ”