"Well, speed, give you five minutes, if you don't come out, don't ask for it below!" The mountain wolf said in a rather cold voice.

I was startled when I heard it, quickly got up, walked to the toilet as fast as I could, and took the candle with my hand, and I did just eat a little too much, the soup was drunk, no urine was strange, and hurriedly entered the toilet, when the moment of venting, I suddenly felt a burst of coolness, Nima everyone said that there are three things that are the coolest in people's lives, the first, naturally it is with dear he, the second and third are all in the toilet, a big one and a small one, no matter who you are, The pleasure gushing out after holding it for a long time is absolutely unimaginable.

I peed for a full minute and didn't stop, I can see how much I peed, and when I was about to finish peeing, suddenly I felt a sense of crisis, and then I looked around, but I didn't find anything in the narrow area, just as I was about to zip it, a black shadow passed in front of me, I fixed my eyes and saw that it was a dog, and the dog didn't seem to be injured and was still normal, but it was biting towards my lower body! How can this not resist, directly grabbed this small dog with his hands, this dog is a very ordinary Chinese pastoral dog, that is, commonly known as the grass dog, at this time it is trying to bite me with its teeth and claws, it doesn't look terrible at all, but a little cute.

"Hey! Little guy, I'm not a zombie, why are you biting me? Be careful that I pluck your ears! I looked at the menacing puppy and said intimidatingly.

Originally, I was just joking, but the dog even made a whining and low howl sound, and seemed to be still afraid, and suddenly I thought it was interesting and wanted to tease it more.

"Did you fall into the toilet? So slow? The wolf's voice sounded, and I could hear that he was already very impatient, so I threw the dog on the table and said, "Don't run, if you run, I will make you into a dog meat hot pot!" The dog listened to the resolute whining of the scream, fearing that I would eat it, and I straightened my trousers, and went out with a candle in one hand and the dog in the other.

"How is this??" The mountain wolf was about to get angry, but when he saw the dog in my hand, he asked.

"The toilet pick-up, after all, is also a life, you can't starve to death, right?" I put the candle aside, touched its head, and said helplessly.

The mountain wolf's expression was a little strange when he heard this, and he seemed to be speechless, "Why do you see people to be saved, and you have to save dogs when you see them?" You're not the captain of the United States, and you're not Bumpman."

"Then I can't just watch it, can I?" I shook my head and said.

"Okay, whatever you want, I've checked in this room, no one and zombies, we'll sleep here tonight, and then we'll do the next step of training at dawn, two rooms, I'll sleep on the left, and you sleep on the right." The wolf pointed to the two doors in front of him, and then went straight into the room on the left.

"Damn! scared Lao Tzu, I thought I was going to do something, but I didn't expect it to sleep. "I'm really a little speechless, but I don't dare to say to the mountain wolf, okay, just sleep, anyway, it's much better to sleep than to kill zombies outside.

"Woo" was about to go to bed, but he heard a low howl, looked at the puppy in his arms, and said, "Little one, look at your belly is so flat, are you hungry?" If yes, you will call twice. ”

Then sure enough, the dog barked twice, and I found out that the food had not been taken back in the previous open space, and suddenly some expressions twitched, so I had to see what else was in the refrigerator, and when I opened it, there were really a lot of things inside, but some of them already tasted rancid, I looked at it, took a bottle of milk that had not been opened, and took some dried fish, although I don't know if the dog eats it or not, but in addition to this, there is some bread, let's get it in

He took a plate and a bowl, poured it in, threw the dog aside, looked at it, and said, "Since I found you urinating in the toilet, and you are still hungry, the poop is too ugly, so let's call it Bian Bian!" ”

Hearing me say this, this puppy that I casually called Bianbian was suddenly unhappy, and grinned at me, while I snorted and pouted, "Boy, either be called Bianbian and eat with peace of mind, or go hungry yourself!" ”

The puppy had to continue to whine and agree, while I went into the room and fell asleep, feeling like I was tired when I was being reminded, and I fell asleep as soon as I got into bed, and I didn't know anything when I slept.

Hey? How do you feel wet on your face

This was my first feeling, but because I was in a half-asleep state, I just felt it but didn't wake up, and gradually I felt that my face was wet, and I slowly woke up, and when I opened my eyes, I found that my mouth was actually close to my flat mouth!!

"Fuck Nima!" Instantly I came to my senses, touched my face, it was all saliva, and there was still the smell of the dog on my lips, and suddenly I got up, rushed to the toilet, and then vomited, and then kept rinsing my teeth and face with clean water, although I am not a Virgo, I don't have a cleanliness fetish or anything, but Nima you were kissed by the dog from beginning to end or a dog that was already very dirty kissed yourself, it was scary to think about!! And fucking it's Lao Tzu's first kiss!! It's so inexplicably dedicated to the damn dog!

Thinking about it, I was angry, after rinsing my face several times in a row, I ran back to the room angrily, at this time Bian Bian was looking at me with an innocent face, as if begging for mercy, and as if I was wronged, which made me feel very angry suddenly calmed down again, put it on the bed, pointed, and said helplessly: "Today, today I can be regarded as falling into your hands, I have never kissed Xiaoxi for so long, but you little guy robbed me of my first kiss, do you know how much I want to stew you?" ”

And Bian Bian lowered his head very humanely, and then two little paws, rubbing against each other, with an expression of doing something wrong and admitting a mistake, I didn't know how to say it, I held it in my hand, it probably thought I was really going to cook it, and kept fluttering, I smiled and said: "Little guy, now I know that I'm afraid, don't worry, I won't eat you, your meat is not enough for me to stuff my teeth, you are too dirty, take a shower!" ”

I put it in the bathtub, turned on the nozzle and tested the temperature, and then helped Bian Bian rinse his body, so that he naturally saw all of Bian Bian, and I couldn't help but smile: "Bian Bian, it turns out that you are still a!" ”

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